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mammonswhore · 8 months

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Mammon: *with a walkie talkie following Belphie* The cow is out of the farm I repeat the cow is...

Belphie: *Taking the walkie talkie* THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?

MC: *on the other side of walkie talkie* I am scared of you so Mammon keeps me updated to know if I leave my room or not

Belphie: I am not going to hurt you

MC: bitch you said the same and killed me I ain't risking it again

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beelzebub-tiredtimes · 2 years

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Incorrect Obey Me #1

Mc at the dinner table; I told Lucifer his ears turn red when he lies

Mammon, confused cause they don’t; what why? What's the point of it?

Mc, amused; hey Lucifer do you love us?

Lucifer ‘discreetly’ hiding his ears; no. Not one bit

The others; . . .

Mc; lol amazing

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bluesylveon2 · 1 year

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In honor of OM Nightbringer coming out soon:

MC: if I had a nickel for every time I've time traveled, I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

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rae-pss · 9 months

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idia / leviathan, playing a video game: this game is so frustrating! i hate it, hate it, i hate it!

yuu / mc: ok, i think it’s time to turn off the game for a little while.

idia / leviathan: but i’m having fun!

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moodyhaaze · 9 months

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Levi: Hey, Lord Diavolo? Can I get some dating advice?

Diavolo: Just because I’m with MC doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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camembrie · 6 months

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If I were MC, I would just constantly bring upthe stupid shit Solomon is known for. None of that "wise king Solomon" crap. I'm talking

Asmodues: The yellow really clashes with my nails, but the dress is so perfect! I just don't know what to do!

Solomon: You could always repaint your nails

MC: Ah the wise king Solomon, here to deliver wisdom

Solomon, flattered: Why thank you–

MC: Not in this case though, in this case you're the foolish one. Move bitch

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Mammon: I just don't know what to do! She's not compromising with me on this whole thing

Solomon: You could always try to–

MC: You tried to slice a baby in half, you don't get a say in this

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*On the topic of relationships*

Solomon: Well in my experience–

MC: You're a has-been, no one cares you managed to have a thousand wives when all of them are dead

Solomon: I atleast had a thousand wives

MC: Yeah, in biblical times. Women then still thought a slap was a form of love

Solomon: Well I don't see your–

MC: I have the seven lords of hell, the prince of hell, an angel, and the grim reaper simping for me. Your thousand wives are nothing because my simps have standards

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squicksquak · 8 months

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Season 1 MC, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted.

MC: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.

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nyxxart · 10 months

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Asmo: I actually have a black belt.

MC: In what, karate?

Asmo: No, from Gucci

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comforthouse · 1 year

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[Purgatory hall n' mc! ]

Prompt: What if mc was hit with a flirtatious spell?

Mc: *shows solomon something dangerous*

Solomon: oh my god mc where did you get that from?!

Mc: when i fell.

Solomon: you fell? Wh-

Mc: -for you.

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mammonswhore · 10 months

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MC: *wiggling a test in front of Lucifer's face* fuck you!

Lucifer: I see you passed

MC: Damn right I did! And you said I couldn't do it!

Lucifer: *smirking* I know, congrats...

MC: *confused sheep noises*

-later-

MC about to go to sleep: ... OH THAT MOTHERFU-

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beelzebub-tiredtimes · 2 years

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Incorrect Obey Me #2

*The group is separated, trying to survive one night in the woods without each other*

Levi: Mammon probably running around screaming 'What's up' at plants.

Mammon yelling at a tree: Oh, what do you want? What?!

Levi: Beel at this point has to have stripped down and tried to become nature.

Beel, down to his boxers: Time to play a game of 'Can I eat you?' *looks at plant* Can I eat you?

Levi: And god, I just hope Mc is not dead.

Mc, in a tent: Yeah, this is pretty uncomfortable.

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bluesylveon2 · 1 year

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Where did Solomon go?

Barbatos: Begone.

Meanwhile, in another world:

Yuu/MC while walking down Main Street with the other first years: I am tired of being the school's therapist! It is overblot after overblot here. What's next? Someone will magically fall from the sky?

*A portal opens up above them and Solomon appears from the sky

Yuu/MC: Oh come on!

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officalpotatomc · 2 years

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I believe Lucifer has a anonymous Reddit and posts things sometimes here’s a few examples:

r/AITA

Am I The Asshole For Locking My Brother In The Attic And Telling my Other Brothers That he’s In An Exchange Program?

Am I The Asshole For Hanging My Brother Above The Staircase?

r/trueoffmychest

I Got So Angry Once I Gave Birth. I’m A Man.

I Think My Best Friend And Boss Is In Love With Me. We’re Both Men.

r/ask

How Do I Tell The Human I Threatened With Death Multiple Times And Tried To Kill That I’m In Love With Them?

How To Get Rid Of 6 Manbabies But Still Keep Them Alive?

Should I make more for the other brothers and maybe dateables?

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moodyhaaze · 9 months

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Lucifer: I trust Barbatos.

Simeon: You think he knows what he’s doing?

Lucifer: I wouldn't go that far.

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parad-ice-lostandfound · 1 year

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DEVILDOM SHENANIGANS (FT. THE AUTHOR PT3)

Me: Hello, people who do not live here.

Mammon: Hey.

Asmo: Hi!

Lucifer: Hello.

Belphie: Sup.

Satan: Greetings.

Me: I gave you the key for emergencies!

Beel: We were out of Doritos!

Asmo: Why are your tongues purple?

Me: We had slushies. I had a blue one

Satan: I had a red one

Asmo: oh

Asmo:

Asmo: OH

Beel:

Beel: You drank each other’s slushies?

Me: Belphie died of natural reasons

Mammon:

Lucifer:

Satan: You pushed him down the stairs....

Me: Gravity is natural

Belphie, from the bottom of the stairs: Fuck you Ice

Asmo: Alright, so you and I are married.

Me: We are not married.

Asmo: Relax, it’s just pretend.

Me: I don’t wanna pretend.

Asmo: Scared you’ll like it?~

Me: Okay, if we’re married, I want a divorce.

Simeon: Are these two like this all the time?

Lucifer: Yes, yes they are.

Me: I’d die for you

Belphie: Then perish

Beel, Diavolo, and Luke: You will?

Barbatos, Lucifer and Simeon: Please don’t

Satan and Solomon: Cool

Mammon, Leviathan and Asmo: I’d die for you first

Lucifer: I hope you two have an explanation for this.

Mammon: We have three actually

Me: Pick your favorite.

Levi: Sibling relationships are weird.

Levi: Like, I’d give Mammon my kidney but he is not borrowing my charger.

Me: I panic when people compliment me

Me: What the heck am I supposed to say?

Lucifer, walks by: Great job at the student council today, Ice.

Me, panicking: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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nyxs-sins · 4 months

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Obey Me Incorrect Quotes (Part 1)

Safe Flight

F*ck the Government

Happy

What do you fear most?

Satan’s Coffee

Stab Wound

Accomplishments

Call Lucifer

What Intimidates You?

Single Mom

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Pajama Wedding

MC’s Soul

Keep Him Safe

I Already Did…

Prove Him Wrong

Charm

Whoops

2 a.m. Thoughts

What time do you get up?

Grocery Store

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Disrespected

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