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hopeluna-archived · 8 months

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Thinking about......Solomon who randomly gives your cheek a small lick just to see that disgusted expression of yours as you look at him while frantically wiping your cheek with your hand, and then wiping your hand on his sleeve with mumbles of "ew ew ew ew ew".

All while he has a shit-eating grin on his face, watching you question your entire relationship with him.

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oceanlipgloss · 5 months

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SOLOMON’S MOMENT OF GLORY

The greatest—and most memorable—moment of raw power in Nightbringer is when Solomon stood in Belphegor's way with a smile, only to shield MC and calmly ask, “and you think I'm not?”

When the first confrontation took place in one of the future's timelines, MC was unprotected and crushed to death as a result, but it felt so nice to have someone hold tight to MC's hand in this second face-off with near-murder.

That scene evokes a feeling of warmth, gratitude and pride; pride since, even though Solomon is the most powerful sorceror in history, he's still human, and the idea of a human being fearless before a demon—an angry demon who's one of the Seven Rulers of the Underworld, nonetheless—is just...oof. The confidence, the bravery...so very admirable.

Solomon is already so easy to love, but that moment makes one respect, love and admire him even more.

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still-a-morosexual-help · 3 months

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god he's so casually insane

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overheardbyvarioustherapists · 3 months

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Asmodeus, trembling: What kind of spider is that? Solomon: That's a daddy longlegs. Want me to get it out? Asmodeus: It's a good-looking spider, but I wouldn't call it "daddy" Solomon:

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jackalopesao3 · 3 months

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The Real Real Cocytus Hall Collapsed:

This actually gave me real insight as to why Solomon is culinary challenged. Fair warning: Solomon roast ahead! It’s all in good fun and this WW gave me a laugh! I do enjoy Solomon’s character a lot!

A plastic bag? In the oven?! You know what happens to plastic bags in the oven?! I feel like I can’t say anything because I mistook wax paper for cooking sheets and made my house super smoky once.

(They were melting chocolate.)

You set the chocolate on fire?! Chocolate isn’t hard to melt! I can’t bake very well but I help my mother and melting chocolate and butter is something even I can do. There are several different ways you can do it too. With the microwave, it’s pretty self-explanatory.

Now, you have likely burnt chocolate with your melted chocolate. Why can’t you just follow the directions?

But wait…this gets so much worse!

(Read More due to length)

Shadow newt intestines?! Muddy spice?! Did Barbatos say to add any of those? No!

In all fairness they could be legit Devildom food but they could also be alchemy ingredients (or, most likely, both).

Sir, this isn’t your science experiment!

We all know alchemy ingredients can have unwanted effects. Also, assuming muddy spice tastes…muddy? That with the newt intestines is not going to be a pleasant flavor for the dessert.

Isn’t it easier and quicker just to sift it than to recite a whole ass spell?! This is just arrogance. Magic isn’t always better. We already know some lingering magic gets mixed into whatever the old man cooks when he pulls stunts like this.

Delicious?!

Get out of here with your deadass tastebuds, grandpa!

Magic can be an absolute must for sorcerers in their careers and yet be separated from cooking and baking. It doesn’t need to be in every aspect of your life, especially when proven time after time to cause disastrous results. Remember when your cooking sent MC back in time?!

Pics taken moments before disaster strikes.

Oh Luke, what was that noise indeed? I believe it was the death cry of any hope that MC had for a relaxing afternoon. No wait, that’s just the poor oven finally succumbing to probably centuries (I mean he’s stayed there before) of Solomon’s torture.

RIP Good Soldier - You fought bravely

Barbatos has the tired mom look. He didn’t need to use his powers to know this would happen. Someone please give this man a vacation.

Funny that you think there’s a kitchen left to check on, Barb. MC is probably trying to scramble out of the sinkhole that was once Cocytus Hall. The oven exploding probably opened up a rift in space/time.

(un)Fortunately, Luke, Solomon is immortal. He will live to torture us yet again with his cooking. 🤣

Conclusion: It’s not that he can’t cook, or that he’s clueless. Solomon’s hubris from being a sorcerer (magic will make it better!) and dependence on magic (I strongly believe he’s dependent on it at this point) are the reason for his disastrous dishes.

Solomon, you silly old man, I love you but you gotta get with the times and stop using magic for everything!

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tfshouldidohere · 11 months

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#another shitpost that *immediately* made me think of OM! lol #obey me #swd obey me!#obey me! shall we date?#obey me! shall we date #shall we date obey me #obey me swd #obeyme #obey me!#obey me shall we date #solomon #shall we date solomon #swd solomon #obey me solomon #solomon om #obey me barbatos #obey me asmodeus

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sempaksiete · 1 year

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hbd to this old fart

#solomon #obey me!#obey me solomon #obey me swd #swd solomon #hbd solomon #WISH HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY #NOW

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unknown--author · 1 year

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Nightbringer Prologue

Okay, I just watched the new prologue Nightbringer trailer and WOW! The art style is different and I love how Solomon is narrating! I've seen some people posting theories for it. So, I decided to give my own little opinions.

First let's go off things before we start theorizing:

Barbs is the demon, that is confirmed by video. There's nothing much to be said about that.

The human is MOST LIKELY not Solomon. Barbatos met him when he was on the verge of death after he was summoned by a unique spell. In the video, it doesn't seem like the human has one foot in the grave, they just seem sad.

The human is also not likely to be MC. The Devs try their hardest to give the MC no appearance whatsoever. So why start now?

Theories:

Solomon is the king. Someone else pointed this out, but the demon was summoned by the king. Not called on, brought forth, summoned. The only person to have a pact with Barbatos? Solomon. Also, in the original mythology, Solomon is a wise king.

The Demon King is the king. He's the only character to be called upon with the title. It would make sense, Barbatos is/was a servant for him. And people are usually summoned before a king if they need to speak with him.

The human is Lilith. I haven't seen anyone else bring this up. The only other human that could possibly be in that time period, that we know of, is Lilith. The human seems young and feminine. Considering the inferred time period, Lilith would be young because Diavolo would have just made her human. Also, while years may seem long to humans, it has been said that those years pass in the blink of an eye for demons and angels. It is very possible Lilith was a few years into her human life when the story takes place.

But on that note, we also don't know what period this took place. Was is after the brother's fall? Before? How long before or after?

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hellfire-rose · 10 months

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Solomon Lore

#obey me #obey me shall we date #om #obey me nightbringer #om nightbringer #nightbringer #obey me nightbringer spoilers #obey me solomon #om! solomon #om solomon #swd solomon

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rosesansstuffs · 11 months

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SPOILER L-13 SPOILER L-13 ⛔🚫‼️❗‼️

(The way I straight up choose going home with him bcs knowing he's so lonely w/o them around and the GUILT uuhgGhkgGhh🤧😭😭)

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hopeluna-archived · 9 months

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HELLLLLLLLLLOOO how r u?

is it ok if i request some solomon fluff scenarios ;-; or him being a dumb pervertedshi- or both- its ok if ur not comfortable or dont want to c:

This has been sitting away, collecting dust for so long. I still don't what this is but take it *runs back to my cave*

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You don't know how you ended up here, in your current dilemma.

Well you did know but you weren't quite keen on accepting it. The way you were so weak when Solomon asked you to try out his new recipe with all his glory of those sparkly, excited eyes was truly pathetic.

The last 45 minutes were spent with Solomon cooking away whatever that blue-green-ish looking thing was, you profusely sweating in worry.

Luke, who had entered the kitchen in purgatory hall 15 minutes into the cooking had looked at you, at the sorcerer, at his food, back at you again and had promptly decided to avoid eye contact with you and run away.

Now sitting here with Solomon's happy humming of a song that you didn't recognise because everything felt like it was melting together in your panic stricken mind, you had three choices:

Reject eating his cooked food and break his heart and endure the broken, gloomed and morosed look on his face.

Eat his cooking to make him happy and lose all hope of the long and happy life that you have dreamt.

Jump out the window and ignore any and all consequences.

As the clock's hand ticked away, the third option was looking to be the best choice among all right now.

Just as you were about to happily ready yourself to meet your fate by the window to jump off, Solomon wandered in where you were sitting, carefully placing the dish in front of you.

You would've found the "kiss the cook" apron on him cute and actually kiss him on his smiling face if you weren't too busy on examining the food to make sure it wouldn't combust into flames in your face.

Just as you were about to scar Solomon for life on witnessing your suicide attempt, the sweet ring of your D.D.D interrupted your thought process and you swear that you have never been more glad to see Mammon's contact come up on the screen.

He could commit a felony, rob a bank, being chased by witches or just asking you for some extra cash, you don't care 'cause you feel like you might just cry of utter relief.

It takes everything in you to maintain a sad look on your face as you look up from your D.D.D to Solomon.

"Well, I should probably go, I mean you never know what Mammon has got up to this time!"

"How about you eat and go? You're probably hungry after all this waiting."

"I-i'll just eat something on the way, don't worry...."

"Let me pack this up for you then, you eat it whenever you can and then tell me about it!", Solomon doesn't give you a chance to answer as he goes away to pack the food for you neatly.

Well, at least you're safe now and you are pretty sure a certain angel is gonna be really content at the surprise lunchbox you're about to give him.

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oceanlipgloss · 5 months

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Barbatos: Giving me the eighth placement on your list symbolised how you thought I was not worthy of a higher rank, did it not?

Solomon: I actually just wrote the names in the order in which they came to mind.

Barbatos: Why, that's even worse, as it would mean that your subconscious itself had numbered me eighth, since you secretly believed—and still believe—that I deserve no better.

Solomon: Not really, no. I wasn't trying to be mean, though.

Barbatos: I see. If you weren't intentionally trying to be unpleasant, then your unbelievable cruelty towards me only refers to how you are a vile person by nature.