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devildomwriter · 3 days
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tsukii0002 · 5 months
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Mammon: Demons do not feel guilt, that is only for humans and angels.
Solomon: ... *grinning* Remember that cake you ate the other day?
Mammon: Yeah.
Beel: It was delicious
Levi: An Ur+ ranked cake.
Solomon: It was Mc's
Mammon: ...
Beel: ...
Levi: ...
Solomon: They had been working for two weeks to be able to buy it because it was an ultra-exclusive promotion.
Mammon: What-
Solomon: They came home tired every day from work and attending to your selfish needs… all so they could share that cake with everyone *falsely tearing*
Mammon: *crying* I'm a monster!!!
Beel: *sobing* WE are monster!
Levi: *balled up in a corner*
Mc enters the room and sees the brothers crying.
Mc: What have you done?
Solomon: Me? nothing :D
Mc: Don't tell me you are surprised when people tell you that you are more demon than human.
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levia-chan · 22 days
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MC: Everyone jokes that I'm short. Can't I make fun of the tall ones?!
Solomon: Well, that's kind of low on your part.
MC: Fuck you!
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rabidferretnightmares · 3 months
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MC: Solomon gave me an engagement ring
Lucifer: Ah, I see
Lucifer: Excuse me
Lucifer: *sticks his head inside the microwave*
MC:
MC: Lucifer, that's a microwave!
Lucifer: I know. I wanna get this over with as quickly as possible
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obm-avenquire · 10 months
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crawls out of my posting hiatus for just one second
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devildomangel · 3 months
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Solomon giving MC a box of homemade chocolates for Valentine's day <3
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impish-ivy · 5 months
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Headcanon
Solomon has sectoral heterochromia!
Sectoral heterochromia is when someone has two different eye colors in the same eye.
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synne-ful · 6 months
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Day 28 - Fall 🍂
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The five ways gay people sit
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can i get luci, solomon and diavolo with a s/o who talks/rants a lot? like they just go on and on and on about their interests and CANNOT stop talking ab it?
yes of course :)
requests: open <3
Lucifer, Solomon and Diavolo with a s/o who talks/rants a lot (SFW hc)
。lucifer 。
‣While you might think that he has enough trouble without your constant talking, he actually enjoys it. It drones out the sounds of complaining from his brothers.
‣Even when you only talk about one topic you don't repeat facts most of the time you keep talking about new things about the subject. He might even learn a thing or two from how much you know about it.
‣ When you think he isn't really listening to you because he is also doing other things at the same time and you ask him if he is even listening, he summarizes everything you said in the last 5 minutes always leaving you feeling touched because he does actually listen to whatever you are talking about.
‣The brothers push you towards Lucifer whenever they are in trouble because whenever you go on one of your rants he always stops to listen to you. Their punishment only gets delayed but that's good enough for them. They hope you can distract him long enough for him to forget about it.
‣Will buy you books about the topics you rant about. In the morning you're talking to him about something and at night you find a stack of books about it on your bed.
。solomon 。
‣It's sort of a trade of between you two, you help him with his magic experiments and he listens to whatever you have to say about the things that interest you.
‣When he tries to cook at purgatory hall Luke and Simeon are always quick to call u and make u come over. While you distract Solomon from his plan to cook they quickly make food that is in fact edible.
‣Will pick up when you call him in the middle of the night because you just realized something about something that you like. Will probably pick up because he is still trying to get a new spell to go right.
‣Has probably a note book with facts that you have said that might be useful for either spells or potions.
‣Has once tried a telepathy spell on the both of you so you could speak telepathically, but he messed up and could now read your thoughts. Your brain was loud very loud, your thoughts didn't even relate to each other. He ended up with a headache and never tried again. He is content with u just telling him what you want to say.
。diavolo 。
‣Even though he is very busy as the future king of the devildom he always tries to make time for you.
‣He likes hearing you talk about the things you like even more so if these are human world things. He loves hearing about your interests from the human world.
‣Might even ask you to go to the human world with him so you can actually show him your interests in the actual human world.
‣Barbatos has had to drag him away from you on multiple occasions because Diavolo lost track of time and just kept listening to you.
‣Has asked Lucifer to record some of your rants when he is busy so he can listen to them later on.
‣Has probably sat through, and also forced Barbatos to sit through, a 100 dia slide show about your favorite human world interest that took about an hour and a half. Barbatos was serving tea throughout the whole presentation.
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devildomwriter · 4 months
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So THATS what it looks like from the back. After all these years
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tsukii0002 · 17 days
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Levi: Mc!!!! Mammon won't give me my money back
Mc: Mammon either give Levi his money back or stop asking him for money.
Later that day
Belphie: Mc, Lucifer won't stop sending me work that I don't have to do.
Mc: Lucifer!!! Stop bringing you extra work and you Belphie do your fair share!!!
A couple of hours later
Solomon: Mc! Asmo won't let me wear my wizard cape!
Mc: *sighing* Asmo let everyone dress the way they want to dress, ok?
A while later
Luke:*crying* Mc!! Beel has eaten the cake I had just made!!!!
Mc: Beel!!! What did we say about eating Luke's sweets without permission????
After all day resolving other people's conflicts
Mc: Can't you do anything on your own?!!!!
Barbatos: *standing next to Mc with a smile* ….
Mc: Barbatos?
Barbatos: Mc, the young master keeps touching my exclusive tea pots.
Mc: …
Mc: All of you do this on purpose, don't you?
Barbatos: ...
Mc: *sighs* Diavolo!!!!
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hakirachan · 7 months
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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #29
Solomon: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why. 
MC: Only if you also don't ask why. 
MC: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag* 
Solomon: ... 
Solomon, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
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rabidferretnightmares · 2 months
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Solomon: We need a diversion. I say MC gets naked
Simeon: No
Solomon: I could get naked
Everyone but Asmo: NO!!!
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certifiedlucifersimp · 11 months
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I wonder if Future!Solomon hide Past!Solomon in there
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devildomangel · 8 months
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Purgatory Hall whenever it's Solomon's turn to cook:
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