#Korg had a baby

[pigs-or-vampires]

Petition to have a miniseries of Korg teaching new parents how to care for children with his small rock child

#taika waititi #taika my beloved #korg x dwayne #korg #asexual #gay #rockbaby #lavarockbaby #Korg had a baby

[worstloki]

MCU trying to prove that Thor's not interested in his brother: look! he's kissing a pirate girl with blue hair!! and a werewolf lady!!!!! his type is a lot more vast than--

Me: they're both Loki aren't they.

MCU: What? There is NOTHING implying that.

Me: Ohhhhh, so Thor is trying to get over his bro by trying eccentric things, then?

MCU: Where are you getting this from??????

Me: I knew it.

#like i don't know how to say this but the recap including baby thor and thor's having past love interests sounded like korg was making it up #what's with the loki series and thor 4 both going ''oh i've had relationships before but they weren't *this* special...'' #like. ok. ????????????????....??? #Thor and Loki both acting weird the moment the other brother is out of sight fr #Thor was banished to earth 2 seconds before trying to kiss someone i swear #Thor and Jane's love story only continuing after Loki died again in Thor's arms like he had to see it happen to believe it #what is going on #Thor 4 #the Loki show #thorki #Thor/Loki #why is this so funny #Loki meeting an arrogant blonde chick after finding out his Thor is gone: she's amazing. im in love. #W H A T

[mymelodymia]

hi, hi and happy new year 💖✨ may I request thor x daughter reader where she was blipped and they celebrate her first birthday after she comes back and they're all emotional and everything? maybe 17 or 18 yrs, whatever you want and if you want!!!

Finally back to celebrate // dad!thor odinson x daughter!reader

Summary: you and your father celebrate your birthday for the first time after thanos.

Warnings: korg spying, meik, thor and y/n crying, meik being clumsy

Age: 17 turning 18

Area/place: thors cabin on midgard.

A/N: sorry for all the inactivity recently 😅 and happy new year to you too sweet baby ^^

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your eyelids fluttered open as your father, thor, gently stroked a piece of your hair out of your face. He had a smile on his face as you awoke. You stretched with a yawn. You decided You didn't want to wake up just yet and curled back up again.

"Y/n! Come on, get up! Dont you know what day it is?!" Thor bellows as he smacks you with a pillow. He shakes you to try and get you up.

"Daaad! Stop it...." you groaned. Thor realized there was only one way to really get you up. He poked your stomach and you jumped up.

"Youre really testing me right now y/n..." thor chuckles. "Lets go, wake up now, sweetheart." Thor spoke to you in a soft gentle tone. You rested your head on his shoulder softly. stroking your hair, thor placed a small kiss to your forehead.

You finally stood up, your bed sheets getting caught on your foot. You nearly fell to the floor, but to your luck, thor caught you.

"Careful there, little one. Dont wanna leave this world the same day you came into it, do you?"

You only giggled a bit at his silly words. You pushed open your bedroom door and walked into the living room.

You jumped back at a sudden noise and something hitting you. It hit your arm and the impact would most likely leave a bruise

"Meik! I told you not to point it at people!" Thor hissed at the alien, who had just accidentally popped a confetti popper at you. Valkyrie laughed loudly at this before thor gave her a look, then turned his attention right back to you

"are you okay, angel?"

"Yeah im fine." Your jaw hit the floor when you turned back to the living room, completely decorated. A large 'happy birthday y/n!' Banner hung over two doors, covering the whole wall, korg and val with party horns in their mouths, and streamers everywhere.

"Ta-da!" Korg mumbles with the party horn still in his mouth.

You smiled widely as you saw the scene in front of you. Thor smiles down at you as you are completely lost for words. Though it wasn't much, it was still enough to make this your best birthday yet.

"Korg, val, can you go check if the kitchen is clean?" Thor asks and winks, they were really gonna bring out a cake for you.

"Oh sure!" Korg responds with a obvious wink as well. Korg, meik, and val all run off to the kitchen to prepare it for the birthday girl.

Thor sits down on a couch, his hand gripping yours tightly. He sits you down next to him, he pulls you to him and holds you to his chest. His hands around your waist.

You rested your head against him, smiling widely. "Thank you, daddy. Youre the best. I love you" you speak, looking up at thor from his chest.

Thor gently rubs his hand over your hair. "I love you too, angel." He says before he places a kiss to your forehead. "This reminds me of when you were young. With you snuggled up me like this" thor says with a smile, despite feeling his eyes swell with wet tears

You look up at him with a look of concern, noticing his tears and pulling away. "Daddy? Whats wrong?"

Thor chews at his bottom lip as you ask this innocent little question, feeling more tears arise. "I just missed you, princess...i-i haven't seen you in so long its just....hurts"

"Oh, dad..." you mumble before pulling him close to you.

He let the tears fall and buried himself within your hair, the familiar scent of your shampoo filling his nose. He sniffled before pulling away and cupping your cheek

"I missed you so much, baby..."

"I missed you too...i guess" you joke, thor chuckled tearfully at this, before he pulled you back close to him.

You both sat there for a moment, listening to the sound of meik shuffling around to actually clean with Val ordering him around telling him what to clean up. while korg does something with the cake, most likely adding candles.

None were trusted with lighters obviously, so thor would do that part.

Thor rocked the two of you back and forth slowly. He kisses the top of your head, then your temple, then your forehead, then your cheek.

He continues to smother you in a few more kisses before relaxing once more

"You guys are so adorable" said korg, smiling and leaning on the doorway to the kitchen, spying on you both

Thor gave korg a look that could best be described as "dont interrupt us"

Korg waved in the direction of the kitchen. Thor helped you stand up by taking your hand in his, as if you were royalty, which you are

You saw a mostly white cake with accents of your favorite color. Gold cursive lettering of the words

"happy 18th birthday y/n!!"

18 candles surrounded the words. Thor lit them carefully with a black lighter. You couldn't stop smiling when they started singing happy birthday

Everyone called you something else, which made you giggle

Thor called you angel, korg called you bestie, val called you y/n/n, and meik just mumbled in alien.

"Make a wish, baby" thor says to you, leaning on the edge of the counter. You happily blew out the candles out and everybody clapped

"This means you can have your first drink!" Thor shouts with a laugh

You giggled at his mistake. "Thats 21 dad"

"And?"

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A/N: hi babies, sorry for how long my break has been <3 don't kill me lol

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[funnefatale]

wanted to make a post ranting about how much tlat fucked over val but it's so bad that it isn't worth the brain power it would take to write an essay so here's a list of bullshit. tlat spoilers obviously

this movie just unnecessarily made val into a slutty bisexual who has commitment issues? like, why was she like "an orgy sounds great" while thorjane (the straights) were like ew

the way they reduced her to the token black friend who is there purely to support the white mains??? like that was the vibe I got from the trailer but this was somehow worse??? she got virtually nothing???

why are the asgardians respecting thor more than val when she's their king and the one whose been taking care of them while thor's been fucking around having his fifteenth midlife crisis???

tessa said that there was a version of the script where her whole storyline was just about finding a queen and she had to step in because it was dehumanizing and the focus on val needed to be about her being a person who happened to be queer... but where was this person? we got some grrl power king status scenes and a couple of blink and you'll miss them lines about the valkyrior and that's it

how did we not get a single flashback about the valkyrior even though we know an extra was cast a valkyrie

she got nerf'd and kicked out of the final battle and was absent for like most of the last 30 minutes

some kids got more of a hero moment in the final battle than val did

pretty sure she actually had more screen time in ragnarok than in tlat

she had literally no character development or plot. she is literally just a body there to fight

no fr there's this whole ass scene where she's basically a body for korg?? it was very strange and didn't serve a purpose but she had to do it while because I guess thorjane are too important to do it

thor says that zeus was his childhood hero when it was previously val, and like yeah you can have more than one hero but come on

we are three movies deep, why doesn't val have a first name??? tessa implied she would get a name and then she just didn't????

val doesn't get to talk about her beloved herself - it's just korg babbling at her about her commitment issues and mentions an ex girlfriend

val lowkey compares jane to her sisters but their entire friendship is basically offscreen

there's this bit where korg says thor doesn't discriminate who he loves and it cuts to a montage of thor with a bunch of white women and idk that feels like an attack on the idea of a black woman being his love interest

also this isn't about val but thor's characterization was just so fucking awful this entire movie like holy shit who the fuck was that man baby because that was not the person at the end of ragnarok or even iw/endgame. like, what the fuck did taika do to my man??? but that may need to be its own post

in conclusion this movie sucks ass. is it queerbaiting? no, val is explicitly queer (and korg but who cares about that pile of rocks), but it's not a good movie and just a horrible movie for val in particular. if you're a qpoc or a woc who was excited to see val finally get her moment in the sun then don't even bother

#tlat spoilers #thor spoilers #love and thunder spoilers #valkyrie #brunnhilde #thor love and thunder #mcu spoilers #film: mcu #thorkyrie #tagging the ship because half the people who actually care about val are there

[fandomnerd9602]

Can you write a fluff comfort for Female Thor X Male Reader about her thinking she has to be perfect about everything how she's The Goddess of Thunder and Queen of Asgard and reader is just like "You don't need to be perfect I love you just as you are and so does our daughter"

Cooking

Fem!Thor x Male Reader

Thora had the good life with you and your daughter Frigga. She couldn’t ask for a better one. Yet with her title of the Goddess of Thunder, Thora felt that she needed to be perfect at everything. And the one thing she was not perfect at was cooking. Thora had not yet perfected the art of culinary cuisine. Earth tech was not second nature to her yet. But she loved you and Firgga, she wanted to make the start of each day begin on a perfect note. You woke up to the smell of burning toast and bacon. Your fire alarm was blaring almost as loud as Toothegnasher and Toothgrinder outside. Almost. Why did she have to accept those goats?! You rush out of your bed and into the kitchen. And there standing over a burning stove and covered in various ingredients is your beloved bride. Her blonde hair shining in the early morning glow. She looks at you, embarrassed and nervous. Her blue eyes stare into yours. “Good morning, my love“ she lets out a nervous laugh. “Breakfast is just about ready” “I think the fire department is just about ready to break down our door, Thora.” you chuckle, turning off the stove “What happened?“ Thora walks up to you and lays her head against your chest. She mumbles something against your chest. “What?” “I tried to cook!” she groans. “Honey, you’re the fierce warrior goddess and I’m more of the homestead one” you laugh. “But i’m a goddess” she whines, “i’m supposed to be perfect at everything.” You kiss her nose and wipe the ingredients off her porcelain face, “you don’t need to be perfect. Frigga and I just need you here. We love you as you are” Thora shutters at your touch, “I love you” “Besides there are many things you are perfect at” you wrap your arms around her waist, “being a mother, a wife-” “What about lover?” she bats her blue eyes at you. “How about we get Korg to watch Frigga tonight?” You blush, “just one night?” Thora laughs as she pulls you into a kiss. Gentle cries from the nursery startle the two of you. “Our princess of New Asgard requests our presence” Thora jokingly says as she takes your hand and walks into her baby’s room. Thora, goddess of thunder, she may not be perfect at everything but she does have the perfect life and the perfect family.

#marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #genderbend thor #thora #thor #thora x reader #thor x reader #thora imagine #thor imagine #new asgard #goddess x reader #genderbend marvel #genderbend #genderbent marvel #genderbent #katheryn winnick #avengers #avengers imagine #marvel fanfiction

[harley-michaels-main]

Just saw Thor Love and Thunder and I need to talk about it so read ahead at your own risk.

First of all, i love the fucking goats they are the star of the show.

Okay now onto the movie. I loved it. One of the funniest and most heart wretching films I had ever seen. The casting is always incredible with Taika films and they did another amazing job. I am so happy to see Natalie Portman return.

I will say that her Jane Foster with cancer was not a surprise seeing as though that is what happened in the comics. However I was surprised to see her death at the end of the film. I truly thought that it was going to follow the comics and have Jane become the new Thor and the og Thor would either die or step down. Her death did make me cry but it was nice to get a proper closure for Thor and Janes relationship and even finding out how they broke up in the first place.

Thor in the film was hilarious and I loved to see his growth as a character. To see his struggle with depression and PTSD and even take advice from Peter Quill who is someone we have learned he does not have the best relationship with. Him learning about the corrupt power system in what im guessing was Mount Olympus because i do not remember what it is actually called was incredible. Him learning that he was on his own and would ultimately have to face this fight alone was somewhat sad but seeing him literally rip one through Zeus was amazing.

Valkyrie my true king, I love you. She is the best character in this series and seeing her go one on one with Gor??? Incredible. I literally was about to cry because i thought she was dead but im glad she lived. Also when she kissed Zeus' maid on the hand i was dying because I wanted that to be me.

Korg had mw sobbing. This dude literally almost died and then ended up making a baby with a man named DWAYNE? Adorable. 10/10.

Also fucking Axel??? HEIMDALS SON??? YES PLEASE HE WAS ADORABLE!! Iloved his interactions with Thor and I see him playing a huge part in the future movies.

Christian fucking bale this man scared the fuck out of me. He is the creepiest MCU villain thus far. He does an amazing job portraying the same character with split personalities after being corrupted. His character was complex and really dug into religion as well for it being a marvel film. With it being a controversial topic right now I think that many will not take to it lightly. However his performance was incredible. Another masterpiece for him and another DC actor converted to marvel.

But seriously the ending threw me through a loop. With the way things were going in Eternity, I truly thought that Jane and Thor were going to raise his daughter together. But seeing Jane die in Thors arms like that? I was sobbing in the theatre.

The first post credit scene somewhat confirmed for me that thor was going to die soon. With Zeus still living and calling upon Hercules its kinda a given. Will Herc kill Thor? Most likely. Will Herc live? I doubt it. I think that they will end up either killing each other or Thors new niece will end his life.

The second post credit scene. This had the whole theatre gasping. Imagine it. Everyone is talking, sotting around, waiting to see if the lights turn on or if there's a second post credit scene. Then, the gold sparks appear on screen. Within a matter of two seconds, everyone was back in their seats and the theater was silent. We see Jane appear at the Gates of Val Halla. And who is there to greet her? Heimdal. Literally everyone gasped when seeing him. And sadly, after Jane had lost her battle with cancer, she was allowed into the great hall of gods, who have all lost their lives in their own battles.

Overall this was my favorite thor movie. I love Natalie Portman and Chris Hemsworth on screen together. They have great chemistry and work so well together. Im happy she was able to get a proper farewell for the franchise and got the proper treatment she deserved for her work. I cant wait to see what comes next when Thor returns.

#thor #thor love and thunder #thor love and thunder spoilers #thor spoilers #chris hemsworth #natalie portman #tessa thompson #taika waititi #christian bale

[lady-rose-moon]

It's my plan

Summary: Loki accepts that he won't be around for you and your baby when Thanos attacks

A/N: I hope you enjoy this, I really thought it would be a good bit to write. I promise you, the ending is worth waiting for.

Warnings- Loki's death, self-sacrifice, death, fluff and more angst the end

Loki sprinted through the ship, hurrying to get to his room that you were staying in with him. You were the only one that Loki thought about when he saw the Sanctuary come into view when he was with Thor. He didn't even explain to Thor why he was so terrified, his only motive was you.

Slamming the door open to his room, he ran inside and froze when he saw you staring at him with fear in your eyes, cradling your baby close to your chest. Sighing in relief when you saw that it was only Loki, you walked over to him and smiled, handing him little Roselle.

"You scared me! I thought it was Korg coming to try and mentor me on being a better mother!" you joked but the joke didn't last long when you saw how terrified your husband was, "Loki? What's wrong, my love?"

Loki took heaving breaths, wrapping Roselle in many bundles to keep her warm as he herded you out of the bedroom and below deck to the escape pods, "you need to get out of here! He's here!"

The colour in your face disappeared as you stared at him and then you sputtered as he handed Roselle back to you and inputted the passwords to access the pods, "you have to go. You have to, I have to save you."

"No, I'm not leaving if you're not, Loki!" you shouted, the panic alarms blaring now and Roselle awoke and started crying from the noise of them, "I'm not leaving if you are staying."

Loki's heart stopped at that and tears brimmed in his eyes, "it's not just you anymore, darling! We have to protect Roselle! You have to go! Please!"

You shook your head and cradled the baby close to your chest, "I will take our chances, Loki! You're my husband, you are my rock, I will not leave you!"

"Don't you understand?! I'm going to die, Sweetheart!" Loki yelled, his magic keeping the evacuees out of the pod station for a while, "please get in the pod! Please!!"

You looked between him and the pods, nodding gently as you took a step and cupped his cheek gently, pressing your lips to his in a gentle kiss that spoke so many words. So many goodbyes. You wouldn't believe it until you saw it. Pulling away, you opened the door to the pod and got inside, settling Roselle as Loki smiled gratefully at you and then the hold on the door disappeared just as he did with a green light.

Loki stood in the main part of the ship that used to be considered its 'throne room' and saw all of the dead Asgardians, their faces forever plastered with horror and the death of others. One Asgardian female was clutching her dead baby in her cold arms and Loki almost gagged at the thought that that could easily have been you and Roselle.

Loki's head snapped to where Ebony Maw was standing over the people of Asgard, his hands clasped together and Loki remembered those hands digging into his mind and ripping it apart and turning it into a weapon, "Hear me, and rejoice. You have had the privilege of being saved by the Great Titan. You may think this is suffering. No…It is salvation. Universal scales tip toward balance because of your sacrifice. Smile…For even in death, you have become Children of Thanos."

A chill slid down Loki's spine at the speech and he conjured up a dagger in his sleeve as he tried to meet Thor's eyes but the God was beaten down and unable to look at the younger Prince.

Thanos was by the window, looking out of it at his ship, probably getting off on all of the death that he had brought to Loki's people, "I know what it’s like to lose. To feel so desperately that you’re right… yet to fail, nonetheless," the Titan spoke and Loki's fear crept up as he remembered how that voice had once been the one that he followed.

The titan then picked up Thor by the head and Loki's face turned blank, hiding behind three walls of indifference to protect himself and his brother, "It’s frightening. Turns the legs to jelly. I ask you, to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now, it’s here. Or should I say…I AM."

Thor was so beaten down and as he spat blood out of his mouth, he growled out, "you talk too much."

The Titan ignored him and looked directly at Loki, who prided himself in not reacting to the harsh glare, "the Tesseract or your brother's head. I assume you have a preference."

"Oh, I do," Loki drawled, his eyes stony as he glared up at Thanos, "kill away."

Thanos smirked and kept eye contact with the young God of Mischief as he pressed the Power Stone to Thor's temple and powered it up. Thor's screams echoed in Loki's mind and down came those walls he built up crumble, crumble, crumble.

"Alright, stop!!" Loki exclaimed, unable to take Thor's pain any longer and Thor's deep breathing of relief gave Loki some sort of happiness.

"We don't have the Tesseract, it was destroyed on Asgard," Thor spat and Loki cringed.

Dejectedly, Loki lifted up his hand and the Tesseract appeared in his palm. Sighing, Thor glared at him and growled, "you really are the worst, brother."

Loki's heart broke at that statement but he wouldn't let it show on his face. Advancing towards Thanos, Loki looked at Thor with a frown, "I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again."

"Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian," Thanos smirked and Loki raised his chin with a smirk.

"Well for one thing; I'm not Asgardian. And for another? We have the Hulk," Loki dived out of the way quickly enough as the Hulk roared and hit Thanos.

Loki crawled away from the attack, dragging Thor with him as he went and he held his brother's face gently, tears building up in his eyes, "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry for what I am about to do, it is my plan. I love you, brother. Please find my beloved and Roselle and tell them the same."

With that, Loki got up and left just as the Bifrost activated and sent Hulk away. Fully prepared to face his death, Loki waited for a cue but an orange door appeared behind him and the person who stepped out was a complete look-alike of him. He was wearing business attire and looked bloodied up but he had that optimism that Loki lacked. Younger, Loki thought as he stared at his variant, maybe 2012?

"Don't go out there," the other Loki spoke and Loki tilted his head, "I know exactly what happens and you never get your family. You don't make it out of here alive. Let me go in your place, Loki. For Roselle, for our darling."

Loki crossed his arms and glared at the counterpart, "why would you do such a thing?"

"Loki's always lie and cheat, right? I'm sick of it. I was betrayed by another version of us that I was convinced I was in love with," the younger Loki paused and laughed at the disgusted look on Loki's face, "yeah, I know, stupid. But still... what I saw made me think that you didn't deserve it. Let me take your place."

Loki looked at where the Black Order was gathering and he nodded. Loki watched as his younger self transformed his clothes into the exact outfit Loki was wearing, conjuring up the cloak to finish up the look and he breathed unsteadily before hugging Loki, "get to Thor, please, he needs to know this is our plan."

Nodding, Loki cast a powerful invisibility spell and made his way over to Thor, kneeling beside him and holding his shoulder while whispering in his ear, "don't react. I'm alive. This is our plan, just react as if what you see if the real me."

"There are two more Stones on Earth. Find them, my children, and bring them to me on Titan," Thanos was saying to his 'Children' as Thor inclined his head slightly.

"If I might interject..." Loki's counterpart came from behind rubble, looking very bold and unafraid in the face of his death, "If you’re going to Earth, you might want a guide. I do have a bit of experience in that arena," Loki laughed and Thor's eyes widened as he realised that he was going to have to witness another one of Loki's elaborate deaths, only this time he knew it was a trick.

Thanos glared at Younger Loki with a smirk, "if you consider failure experience."

"I consider experience, experience," Younger Loki retorted boldly before taking a step forward, "almighty Thanos. I, Loki, Prince of Asgard… Odinson…" Younger Loki cast a meaningful glance to both Thor and the invisible Loki, "The rightful King of Jötunheim, God of Mischief, do hereby pledge to you, my undying fidelity."

Thor squinted and saw the dagger in Younger Loki's hand and his eyes widened as Younger Loki straightened up to strike Thanos but he was caught with the power of the Space Stone. Thanos smirked down at him, "Undying? You should choose your words more wisely."

Thanos grabbed Younger Loki by the neck and lifted him up from the ground. The real Loki watched in horror as his younger self struggled in Thanos's gauntleted hand and his whole body froze when Younger Loki whispered out, "you... will never be... a God."

Thanos glared at the Younger Loki and snapped his neck. The Original Loki flinched back at the crack of vertebrae being severed and he looked away from the sight. Thor could not look away as the Loki in Thanos's hand became still and limp. Thanos scowled and walked over to Thor, throwing Loki at his knees and smirking, "no resurrections this time."

Thanos disappeared and it seemed that Thor had temporarily forgotten about the other Loki as he crawled over to the body of Younger Loki and rested his head on his chest, embracing him and sobbing for all that he had lost as the ship exploded around them.

Loki took deep breaths as he knelt beside Younger Loki's head, closing his eyes and becoming visible again, leaning down to kiss the Younger Loki's head, "thank you, I hope you find Valhalla easily."

Loki conjured up a coffin for his younger self and used his seiðr to preserve his body before he knelt beside Thor and the three of them were wrapped in Loki's seiðr to keep them safe from the horrid freezing temperature of space.

The next thing that Loki knew was hands were on his temples and a gentle voice spoke in his mind, "wake!"

Loki sat up quickly and breathed heavily as he looked around the group that was making a semi-circle around where he was laying on the floor. Groaning and rubbing his temples, Loki weakly sat up and smiled at them, "I appreciate that, thank you. It is freezing out there in the vacuum of space."

Loki looked around what he could see of the ship and sighed softly when he saw Thor sitting on a bench with a raccoon.

"Just hold on a minute," the Midgardian in the middle spoke up as Loki was going to get to his feet, "tell us who you are first."

"Must I do that when I am on the floor? ...Fine, I am Loki, Prince of Asgard and Thor's younger brother," Loki rolled his eyes and got to his feet, walking over to Thor and embracing him.

Thor flinched slightly at the hug but when he realised it was Loki, he rested his head on his younger brother's shoulder and mumbled weakly, "thank you... for telling me this time..."

"Of course... You don't deserve to suffer again, Thor, even I know that," Loki replied and Thor chuckled weakly, "we need to get to Earth."

Thor shook his head and sighed, "no, Earth can wait. I have no chance against Thanos if I do not get the weapon that will help me!"

Loki stared at him and bit his lip, unsure how to tell Thor that Niðavellir had been destroyed by Thanos during Loki's faux rule as Odin. "You speak of Niðavellir," Loki mumbled gravely, "you remember what happened the last time we went there?"

"You won't get your lips sewn shut again, Loki, they won't do the same trick again," Thor retorted before getting up and heading to a window, "we are going to Niðavellir."

"Woah woah," the raccoon spoke up, startling Loki, "Niðavellir? The legendary dwarf forge? Why do you need to go there?"

Thor turned to the raccoon and shrugged, "I need a weapon that will help me destroy Thanos and that is the only place that will be able to help me. I shall be taking one of your pods as well as my brother."

"Hold on!" called the Midgardian and Loki snorted when he heard that the simpleton had lowered his voice to sound like he was Thor, "you ain't taking anything off my ship, buddy. Those are my pods and so, you cannot take them."

Loki sighed and walked past the Midgardian with a grin, "face it, buddy, we do what we want. Thanos will be going to Knowhere to get the Reality Stone. Do not let him get his grimy purple overgrown mittens on them. It will kill us all."

With that, Loki walked over to Thor and used his seiðr to open the pod and Thor got in with his brother, the raccoon following moments later with the living tree.

"I am Groot," the tree said to Loki and because Loki had excelled in all of his lessons, he knew the tree had said 'move over a bit'.

Loki moved over in his seat to allow Groot to sit down and then turned to look out of a window as Thor started to pilot the vessel and transport them to Niðavellir.

Once they got to the planet, Loki frowned when he saw that the once beautifully burning planet was now reduced to darkness. Loki stared in shock as he saw the total destruction that Thanos had brought to the forge and he hated his past self for being so selfish as to ignore the pleas for help just because it was Thanos attacking. Loki looked at the decimated planet and mumbled a horrified, "I'm sorry."

Thor looked over at Loki and sighed as he stood to go and comfort his brother, "now I understand your motives to take over as Odin. You were safe from Thanos. Loki... this is not your fault, you felt like you were safer as Odin living on Asgard... It's alright."

Loki turned his face from the darkened forge and rested his head in the nook of Thor's neck, "what if he has reached our escape pod with the rest of the Asgardians? My beloved and Roselle are on that ship! If they don't survive..."

"They're alive, Loki," Thor assured, clasping his little brother's hands with a determined look on his face, "they're alive and you will see them again."

Loki nodded and sighed as the ship docked and they all emerged from it to hear that the forge was indeed as silent as the grave. Loki walked through the abandoned forge, retracing his old steps that he had taken with Odin, Frigga and Thor. He passed a mould for the Infinity Gauntlet and shuddered.

Suddenly, thunderous steps rattled the ground and both surviving members of the Asgardian Royal Family were greeted with the sight of Eitri coming out of the shadows. Thor sighed in relief as he walked to the giant before realising the giant was charging at them.

"Eitri! Stop, stop!" Thor called out, panicking for not only his own life but the lives of the people who voyaged with him.

"Thor?" the giant asked nervously and Loki sank back, unsure on how to manage this situation with the giant and his brother.

"What happened here?" Thor asked, looking around the damaged forge and Loki rolled his eyes, it was obvious what had happened but Thor would not accept it.

Eitri did not look happy with the question and he pointed straight at Thor, "you were meant to protect us! Asgard was meant to protect us!"

Thor hung his head and bit his lip, "Asgard is destroyed. Eitri, the glove. What did you do?"

The giant looked at Thor and also noticed Loki before sighing and shaking his head, "300 dwarves lived on this ring. I thought if I did what he asked, they’d be safe. I made what he wanted. A device capable of harnessing the power of the stones. Then he killed everyone anyway. All except me. “Your life is yours.” he said, “But your hands are mine alone.”"

Thor sighed and shook his head, not knowing how to properly comfort the dwarf and also win his trust, "Eitri, this isn’t about your hands. Every weapon you’ve designed, every axe, hammer sword…It’s all inside your head. Now I know all hope feels lost. Trust me, I know. But together, you and I, we can kill Thanos."

Eitri smirked and guided the guests of Niðavellir further into the forge. He grabbed a mould and put it on the stone table.

"A brick?" Rocket mumbled, "we're going to defeat Thanos with a brick?"

Eitri glared at Rocket and scoffed, "It’s a mould. A king’s weapon. Meant to be the greatest in Asgard. In theory, it could even summon the Bifrost."

Loki's interest was piqued and he took a step closer to observe the mould and he looked over at Thor with a grin, "a weapon for a king, you say?"

"Did it have a name?" Thor asked, not looking away from the mould of the weapon.

Eitri nodded and smirked down at the weapon, "Stormbreaker."

"Bit over the top," Loki and Rocket mumbled and they both snickered at how alike they were in reaction time.

"But there was also something else, for the second Prince," Eitri interrupted and Loki froze. A weapon for me? Odin thought of a weapon I could have?

"For me?" Loki asked uncertainly and Eitri nodded before walking off and coming back with two smaller slabs and Loki recognised them easily, they called to him.

"How do we make them?" Thor asked and Loki pouted, stepping away from the two smaller slabs.

Eitri pointed out to the dark star in the centre of the forge, "you'll need to restart the forge. Awaken the heart of a dying star."

Loki scoffed and smirked, "sounds easy."

Thor ignored his remark and turned to Rocket, "rabbit, fire up the pod."

Thor walked away with Rocket and Loki sighed as he stared out to the star, imagining himself to be back in your arms with Roselle cuddled into the both of you.

It turns out that Thor needed to hold the eye open long enough to make the weapons. Loki winced as he saw just how in pain his brother was and he reached out with his seiðr to try and ease the pain and burns but his seiðr was barely like glass because of the distance between them.

Thor kept the forge open long enough to make the moulds and when the correct amount of metal was reached, Thor's grip became slack and he fell from the pod. Loki screamed and threw out a rope of green towards his brother, grabbing him by the hip and pulling him back to the land.

"We need the handles!! Tree, help me find the handles!!" Eitri was yelling and Loki turned just long enough to see Groot cut off his own arm as he was holding Stormbreaker, creating the handle.

Eitri grabbed the two dagger blades and grabbed golden hilts, hammering it onto the blade. Immediately, Loki and Thor's hands reached out for the weapons and they sung as they flew into their hands. Power soared through Loki's veins and he gasped as it ignited a power inside him that he never knew before.

Distantly, he heard Frigga's voice whisper in his ear, "well done, my child, well done."

Thor stood with Stormbreaker and his eye flashed with lightning. He smirked at Loki and made a 'come here' motion and Loki gladly walked toward his brother. Thor then brought Stormbreaker down and the Bifrost opened around them, making them appear on the battlefield of Wakanda.

Loki looked around the battlefield and licked his lips as he engaged in the battle. He ducked and dodged and threw his daggers for what seemed like minutes. When he was surrounded, his eyes gleamed with a beautiful green flame before his body turned blue and his eyes opened to show their beautiful red. Smirking, he stabbed the daggers into the ground and the floor around him for ten metres froze enemies to the ground, giving the Avengers plenty of time to defeat the monsters.

Loki slashed his way through most of the army before his streak was ruined by a scream. Your scream. His head whipped around so fast to see you surrounded by monsters on the other side of the battlefield. Snarling, Loki disappeared in a flash of blue and reappeared five feet above you and he dropped down in front of you, his daggers easily stabbing the ground and freezing the monsters in place.

You took the opportunity to slash them down with your sword and when you two were alone but surrounded bodies, you turned to him and laughed, jumping into his arms. "Oh, Loki!" you cried, nuzzling your head into his neck and laughing, "I thought you said you were going to die!"

"I could never leave you and our child alone!" Loki replied, holding your waist and cupping your cheek gently as he smiled at you, leaning down to press a firm kiss to your lips and you gasped at the feeling, wrapping your arms around his neck to deepen the kiss.

Loki scoffed and pulled away as a monster tried to sneak up on him and he cut its head clean off with the dagger before dipping you and kissing you again. When he was done reacquainting himself with your lips, he pulled away and tilted his head. "Where's Roselle?"

"Safe," you replied with a smile, stroking his cheek, "with my mother and my family. I made sure that they knew the circumstances."

"Oh you're bloody amazing!" Loki breathed and kissed you passionately before a shockwave was felt throughout the battlefield. Loki's head whipped around to the forest before he looked around and gasped when he saw people disappearing.

When he felt you waver, his heart stopped. He looked back at you and shook his head quickly, "no, no, no, no! Not you! Please not you!"

You smiled softly at him as he pressed another kiss to your lips, your eyes closing as you disappeared into dust. When you were gone, Loki dropped to his knees and cried out your name for Valhalla to hear. Maybe he should've died, after all.

Everyone around him was looking confused as comrades, friends and family disappeared. Loki stood up numbly and sent a wave of seiðr to Thor to assure him that he was okay.

Thor landed by his side a moment later, looking just as haunted as Loki felt. "We failed. We lost. Loki? What do we do? Do we find Roselle and your wife?"

"She's gone..." Loki muttered, watching Thor's expression sadden and Loki sighed, "I need to find her family. I need to get Roselle."

Thor nodded and hugged Loki, rubbing his back and whispering in his ear, "come to Norway when you find her. I will need your help."

Loki nodded numbly before returning to his Asgardian form and disappearing in a flash of green. He tracked his baby girl's seiðr signature and found her in the countryside of England with your parents, them having moved there after you had told them months ago America isn't safe.

Loki appeared in Roselle's bedroom and walked over to her crib where she was crying and rolling around. Loki gently picked her up and paced around the room, shushing her gently and patting her back, "shhh... easy... we'll be fine, we'll all be fine... daddy has you..."

Loki looked down at Roselle and almost cried when he saw how alike she looked to you and he stroked back her black hair and kissed her forehead, "daddy has you..."

#loki (marvel) #loki x reader #loki imagine #loki god of mischief #loki laufeyson #loki odinson #jotun loki #loki laufeyson x reader #loki x you #tom hiddleston x reader #i am literally dying #im so sorry #requests open #imagines #angst and feels #angst with a hopeful ending

[natromanxoff]

(x)

JOHN DEACON of Queen, and musician/engineer Henry Crallan are partners in a new recording studio venture — Milo Music, a 24-track recording facility in North London, which is part of a complex that also houses video and design studios plus other related businesses.

Here, Deacon and Crallan, a former keyboards player with the Kevin Ayres band, talk about the project which is now up and running and open for business.

MW: Is this your first venture into the commercial studio world?

JD: Yes, for me it is. As a group we've been involved with Mountain Studios in Switzerland for quite a few years now, but unlike a lot of bigger UK bands where the individual members have their own studios at home and that sort of thing, none of us has ever really got into that before, got involved with a 24-track professional studio, though I used to have a 16-track at home. Henry and I first discussed this project about two years ago.

How did the partnership come about?

HC: We've known each other for about eight years. I used to work with Edwin Shirley, the trucking company, and worked on a number of Queen tours which used to have a reputation among all the crews as being a bit special, which, retrospectively, I think they were. For three years I managed the staging department at Edwin Shirley and did further Queen tours including Mexico and South America. To build a studio was an age-old dream that I had. I think I first discussed it with John on a flight to Japan, and it's grown from there.

How does Mountain Studios fit into the scheme of things?

JD: Montreux is something we got involved with some years ago, at a time when UK taxes were quite crippling. It was a group investment we made. Jim Beach (Queen's management) basically runs that studio, and the four of us don't really have a lot to do with it, though we have recorded there, and Roger did a lot of his solo projects there.

In a way, we began to find it was becoming very difficult to do group investments — all four of us have got such different ideas about what we want to do. We've really started venturing out, doing more things individually, whereas in the old days we all used to work solidly on Queen 52 weeks a year. We have actually slowed down the work rate now so it gives us all time to work on other projects.

I have always enjoyed studios and that side of the business - I did electronics at college and have always wanted to learn. That's why I got a 16-track at home — but it was only a back-bedroom sort of affair. It was a development from this that Henry and I started this project really. Henry had said he wanted to build a studio, and I said I had the equipment which would be better suited to a proper studio than to a bedroom...

[Photo caption: JOHN DEACON and Henry Crallan take stock of the newly-completed studio area at Milo. The studio measures 24’ x 14’ and is fully isolated with hard and dead ends. There is also a 7’ x 7’ isolation booth. The resident piano is a Steck Baby Grand. A number of instruments are available for hire at discount subject to availability, including Linn Drum, Fender Rhodes, Wurlitzer, Korg CX-3. Yamaha DX-7 keyboards, Fender and Gibson guitars.]

[Photo caption: FEATURES OF Milo's control room (14’ x 15’) include 24-track Studer A80 Mk IV. Studer 810 1/4" and Sony F1 digital, an Amek Angela 28:24 console in-line with extended patch-bay. Monitoring is Sean Davies 3-way LS 841, power amplifiers by BGW, Turner and Quad. Mini monitors are Auratones and Visonik Davids. There is the usual range of microphones, compressors and limiters, reverberation & delay effects and processors.]

#queen #queen band #john deacon #queen scans #magazine’s title is unknown

[where-theres-smoak-2]

"For Sylki is obvious: toxic, toxic and they're basically the same person"

Is it crazy how people can be so off base? I don't know in what aspect Sylki, who actually bring out the best in each other is supposed to be toxic… This word is used so much today without people seeming to understand the definition, that's when same crazy… Oh and the delusion of Sylki being the same person, is, I already explained, completely false. The series and the creators have been very clear on this subject, yet people persist in saying the opposite which annoys me deeply. It's like people who insist on saying that the Sylki romance is not the center / driving force of the plot… When it is in fact the case, the series shows it and the creators confirm it . Also, Sylvie was compared to Loki's new glorious goal in season 1 in a fucking dialogue and the antis always make fun of the pro Sylki to say that indeed Sylvie was in some way Loki's new glorious goal. I am literally angry with these people after seeing their message mistagged with the sylki tag…

Yeah I do think antis like to throw out these buzzwords like toxic, inc*st and the newest one I've seen is them saying sylki is ab*sive. That one in particular always leaves me puzzled because they never elaborate to explain in what way sylki is supposedly ab*sive and also they ship him with a guy who held him prisoner in season 1 and put him in a time loop where he was kicked in the balls and punched in the face repeatedly, so apparently by their reasoning sylki is ab*sive because reasons but their ship isn't? (To be clear though I don't think either relationship is ab*sve just pointing out that their statement is more than a bit hypocritical.)

The whole 'but they're the same person' argument is getting a bit tiresome, especially as writers etc have addressed it and said they aren't, yes they used it to send a message about self love, but that wasn't the defining aspect of their relationship, I feel like antis have tried to boil their relationship down to that one aspect of them being variants of each other when really their relationship is a lot more complex than that. I would also argue that as much as Loki loves Sylvie for the ways she is similar to him, he loves her more for the ways she isn't the same as him. He loves her for who she is as her own person not because she is the same person as him, as much as the show and fans joke about him falling in love with himself, the show has made it clear that they had very different lives, different ways of doing things, different views and even different personalities.

Another buzzword that gets thrown around is queerbaiting, this idea that the only reason L*kius isn't canon is because disney and marvel are either too scared to show lgbtqia+ representation or because they hate the lgbtqia+ community and so will never show a gay couple. Which is just false. Marvel and Disney have shown and written characters of different sexualities and identities into their newer projects. Loki and Sylvie are bisexual, that was clearly stated. Valkyrie is also bisexual, it was confirmed in love and thunder that the valkyrie who died protecting her in the hela flashback was her girlfriend. America Chavez in Multiverse of madness had two mothers. Phastos a main character in Eternals had a husband and child and honestly was one of the most beautiful relationships I've seen in the mcu so far. In hawkeye one of the female larpers mentions her wife. And lets not forget Korg and his partner Dwayne who he made a baby with whilst holding hands over a lava pit. I do think disney need to continue working on their representation but they have already made a good effort of adding more representation into their projects, including more female heroes which was something else they were lacking in the past, but its not going to happen over night and just throwing two guys together because its a popular ship as fan service isn't the way to go, it would be too forced. So if L*kius isn't canon its not because Disney refuse to have representation in their projects, I mean with eternals they lost money because some countries banned it because of the scenes between Phastos and his husband, disney, apparently, were given the option of removing those scenes but they refused. The only reason L*kius isn't canon is because they were never meant to be romantic, the importance of their relationship was based in their friendship. Mobius is the best friend, Sylvie is the love interest.

It is also annoying when they put their posts in the sylki tag, my advice to all sylki shippers there would be to use that block button liberally. It's actually impressive how many accounts I've had to block since season 2 started airing.

But as frustrating as it can be to see, let them stay mad. Like you said we've got the canon ship, we've had amazing statements from everyone with creative control on the show confirming our ship and its importance to the show. So now when I see a post bashing sylki or making some insane claim that sylkis have misinterpreted the show and that really l*kius is the real love, I think well I know they are wrong because the writers and producers said so, and then I move on and leave them to it because ultimately they are the ones that have misinterpreted the show and I'm confident in my ships validity. 🤷‍♀️

#sylki #loki season 2 spoilers #answered #anti lokius #edited to correct a mistake

[wikiangela]

(warning: spoilers for thor love and thunder)

just some initial thoughts I guess 💁🏻‍♀️

so, I fucking loved this movie, it was so awesome

I love how it was much more serious than ragnarok but still had its funny moments (the goats killed me every time they showed up lol)

my favorite scene hands down is when the children had the powers of thor and fought alongside him hahaha

I loved Jane and her story, and I did cry when she died tbh and looooved that she got to Valhalla - oh, also, that scene when Gorr called her lady Thor and she corrected him!! go off queen!!! she was just awesome throughout all of it (my sis used to dislike her and started to like her in this movie and was sad she died - she was great in this movie)

also, that half a minute when I thought Korg died I was devastated, only shock kept me from crying 😂 thank god he's alright lol and I loved his ending, it was beautiful (hope he and Dwayne 😂 and their baby are happy 😂 - have i mentioned Taika is one of my fave humans rn lmao) and his narration was fantastic

tbh I spent most of this movie thirsting over Tessa Thompson (she's just so 🥵🔥) Valkyrie is so amazing and so fucking cool

and Thor - god I loved his whole journey, it was so beautiful and I'm so glad he reunited with Jane and finally got to feel shitty 😢😂 and the ending!!! he's a dad!!😍

Gorr's story was so sad and I really loved the ending

also, the whole Stormbreaker and Mjolnir thing - that was so hilarious, loved it 😂 comedy was on point👌😂 and so well balanced with the serious moments

loved the whole story, there wasn't even a moment when I was bored, and the length was just perfect, didn't feel too long or too short haha it's honestly my favorite mcu movie since Shang-Chi sns (I was a little wary going in because doctor strange was far from my fave, but Taika never disappoints hahaha)

overall, LOVED IT! definitely gonna rewatch once it's on d+

#thor love and thunder #thor 4 spoilers #thor spoilers #thor love and thunder spoilers #thor lat spoilers

[emeraldspiral]

Just got out of Thor: Love and Thunder.

IDK why it gets bad reviews, aside from some people just having a massive hate-boner for Taika and his style not being what they want for the Thor franchise. I was going into it expecting a huge letdown, but it wasn’t at all. I don’t think it was as solid or consistently good as Ragnarok, but there were parts of it that had some of the best stuff I’ve seen in Marvel. The ending especially I really liked because it’s one of those rare endings you get where it doesn’t come down to just killing the bad guy, it comes down to compassion and actually addressing the reason the conflict started in the first place. I think Jane got a pretty good sendoff that made it worth bringing her back after she’d been unceremoniously discarded. I think this, and the Party Thor episode of What If...? were the only times I felt like she and Thor had believable chemistry and I actually felt invested in Thor’s emotions over Jane. I don’t think the movie had as many jokes and wasn’t as funny as Ragnarok but I think there were fewer jokes that didn’t land or made the mistake of going too far or undercutting a moment that should’ve been played seriously. I think they came up with a satisfying explanation for why Jane was able to wield Mjolnir when that’s supposed to be a really high bar to clear and I like that it actually got used again in the finale and not just as a justification for Jane!Thor. It was kinda like the ending of Shazam. I thought the 2nd act battle in the shadow world was really cool. Looked like they dropped the framerate to make it look like an old stop-motion animation to give it an extra eerie sand surreal feel and it had a bit of a Sin City vibe with the level of contrast and the little pops of color. Nice to see yet another phase 4 Marvel project breaking away from the homogeny of the rest of the franchise and going for more avante garde stylistic choices.

I didn’t check the runtime, but the movie did feel a little short. But maybe that was just because it felt like it should’ve been a little longer to develop some parts more. Like, I think we should’ve been introduced to Axel in an early scene and had him being Hiemdall’s son come up in conversation, so we get that information in a way that feels more natural than Thor just explaining who he is to the audience the moment he becomes relevant. I feel like Valkyrie really didn’t get her due in this movie. She mostly stands on the sidelines of Jane and Thor’s relationship and doesn’t get to do much as a supporting character to advance their story and all she gets for herself is like, one scene of acknowledging her own loneliness and heartache that doesn’t get resolved because she’s written out of the movie in the third act. Korg regrowing his body, finding a dude and having a baby with him in a couple lines of exposition I’m okay with though because Korg was always a comic relief side-character, we don’t really need to see a whole character journey for him.

I really liked where Thor ends up at the end of the story. I like that it wasn’t just another movie where he lost someone he loved. This time he actually gained something and it’s changed the status quo for him in a significant way. Every other movie he’s leaving his family, his people, his girlfriend, the Avengers, the Guardians, or whoever he’s with to go looking for action somewhere else. But now that there’s a kid in the picture he might actually have to settle down in one place for a while to give her some stability. I also thought the girl was very cute and I loved her interactions with Dad!Thor.

#thor #thor love and thunder #marvel #marvel comics #mcu

[bibislutmarvel]

So, I saw Thor 4 yesterday

*SPOILER WARNING* (I can't figure out how to add a cut line on mobile oops)

- We expected nothing less than what we got with Taika coming back

- I absolutely loved it

- Valkyrie kissing that girls hand??? I'm swooning and it was only 2 seconds of the film

- Me: I just wanna say, I am part of the LGBTQ community, and this is my best friend Valentina, she's an ally. Say hi, Valentina!

- Taika: ALLY! 💅

- Korg making little gay lava babies is everything I've ever wanted

- I haven't read the comics so I didn't realise this was going to be Love's orgin story can we get some commotion for UNCLE THOR (and his panflaps or whatever he called them 😭)

- Matt Damon Is Back Bitches (feat. Loki’s iconic all black suit)

- I've always loved Thor, but never had much of a crush on him, until he fucking stabbed Zeus with his own lightning bolt

- Axel was great and I can't wait to see more of him

- and of course, Doctor Jane Foster as The Mighty Thor was brilliant, and I deffo didn't cry when they were at Eternity 😭

- I'm so glad the guardians weren't in it for more than 5 mins tbh

- LASTLY, THANK YOU TAIKA FOR TAKING EVERYTHING WE LOVED ABOUT RAGNAROK AND ONE UPPING IT

#SPOILERS #Thor 4 #Thor 4 spoilers #thor love and thunder #taika waititi

[give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back]

I went to see Thor : Love and Thunder today and my gods, what a fucking masterpiece! Taika Waititi I love you so fucking much, please let this man write and direct all marvel movies from now on.

( May contain some spoilers)

Ok so let me get this straight, this movie really wasn't. And I loved that. I loved Korg and Dwayne making baby rocks together (that sounds weird out of context) AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON VALKYRIE KISSING THAT OLYMPIAN GIRL'S HAND LIKE UWHEJEUEHJEUE

But also the serious conversation between Korg and Val about love was so precious.

And I really have never been a big fan of Jane Foster, I had nothing against her, but I didn't really love her. But after this movie I really really fell in love with her . She is such a strong character and her learning how to be a superhero was the most adorable thing ever.

Then on to the funny stuff:

"Then he lost him.... And again... And again..."

Thor fucking riding Stormbreaker as a broomstick

THE LOKI TATTOO??? I WAS LITERALLY CRYING

THE SCREAMING GOATS THE COMEDIC TIMING WAS PERFECT EVERY SCREAM I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT

Stormbreaker being jealous of Mjölnir was priceless

I just fucking love this movie so so so much

#thor love and thunder #taika waititi #thor 4 review #thor 4 spoilers #Thor love and thunder spoilers #marvel #mcu

[silverloke]

Thor Love & Thunder

it was ok, i expected it to be so much better. if you don’t NEED to watch it asap then save it for disney+

Christian Bale OWNED that movie though, omg!!

Opinions and stuff about Loki and sexuality etc under the cut

All of Loki’s deaths were shown. Audience found it funny.

Thor’s glorious Loki tribute tattoo was shown in close-up!! Audience laughed?!

Matt Damon was Loki again.

that was it. some people have rampaged about Loki being cut from a sequence of Thor growing up but that was a quick shot narrated by Korg so yeah, he’s not shown.

PROS:

it had some really good moments. :)

Thor’s ass, yes

Christian Bale, as mentioned, was glorious

music was AWESOME

goats were AWESOME

King Valkyrie is hot as fuck

she’s officially lesbian, she kissed a girl’s hand and i’m surprised marvel even let that happen all things considered

Korg’s species is all male, and he makes a baby with a dude named Dwayne

i’m sure i’ve forgotten a few things but *shrugs*

CONS:

jane is hot as mighty thor but still annoying af

korg’s narrating. omfggggggggg i love you taika but this got on my nerves

too. much. humor. like imagine all those bad jokes from Ragnarök (which is otherwise my fav Thor movie) that even i didn’t like and multpily them by a thousand. it took ages before the movie got a bit more serious

so many effing children omg i don’t like children is that new one gonna be in the next thor movie too pls no

Astrid is a girl’s name.

END CREDIT SCENES

1 - a new god is introduced to mcu

2 - yeah y’all better stay for this one, it was nice to see his face again. Loki better be there too if it’s shown again!!!

#Loki #thor #tlat

[platinumink]

Thor: Love and Thunder REVIEW (with spoilers!!!)

I think it was actually pretty good. There were view scenes that were actually serious and without any kind of jokes but overall, it was a solid movie! 

Some of my theories very actually true! 

- Valkyrie is gay (the Valkyrie that sacrificed herself for her was most likely her girlfriend) -> fanfiction will soon be coming. I expect it to be around 2000-5000 words, depending on how detailed I make it, so stay tuned for that1

- Korg is also gay (well technically straight because there are only “males” in his race). He also gets a boyfriend at the end of the movie called Dwayne (the Rock HEHEHEHEHEHEH joke...) and they make a baby by putting their hands in lava for a month-

- Jane died. Finally. Her cause of death was actually quite hitting (family issues), because it was stage IV cancer... But she’s kicked the bucket!! YAY (sadly she went to Valhalla and got welcomed by Heimdall...)

- Heimdall has a kid. Their given name is Astrid but they call themselves Alex. Good for them!

- I saw Chris Hemsworths ass. uncensored. That was a different kind of juicy meat. Sorry but he is a very attractive man and to see that uncensored... YES! (Don’t think me weird. I actually didn’t expect it to be uncensored!!) 

- Thor is still so cool... as are the guardians... and Valkyrie... and Korg... not Jane though. Pls never come back you trauma-induced-character-development-cause!!

- I did not like the end- Stornbreaker and Thor had some relationship problems because Stormbreaker was jealous since Thor was more interested in the newly revived Mjolnir that his new weapon. They made peace though like in the middle of the movie when Thor apologized and he gave Stormbreaker it’s first pint of mead. In the end, Thor had acquired the child of the bad guy to take care of and gave her, a 6-year-old girl, Stormbreaker while taking Mjolnir again. That sends a very bad message. I’d have liked it better the other way around.

I definetely recommend watching it though. It was really fun and the music was great! Great acting, great casting, amazing direction!

Go watch it!!!

And please do yell at me in the ask section if you want to ask for my opinion on something in particular. Or want to give me any ideas to write fanfiction! : )

Have a nice day! : )

#thor 4 #thor 4 review #review #spoiler #thor 4 spoilers #thor: love and thunder #Thor Odinson #thor #valkyrie #korg x dwayne #korg #jane foster sucks #jane bashing #jane foster #jane thor #finally jane foster is dead #jane foster dead #valkyrie x valkyrie

[marvelsuperfangirl]

My not so positive review of Thor : Love and Thunder

!!Thor Love and Thunders Spoilers under the cut!!

Seeing all the reviews and opinions about the movie, I’m surely going to lose many followers or get hate after posting that review but this blog is my safe place so I’d like to share my opinion and slight rant, even if no one asked for it. 

Yes, I was disappointed by Thor: Love and Thunder (Hate me if you must, I’d honestly prefer if you just ignored or unfollow me instead)

Yes, I know it’s not supposed to be a cinematic masterpiece.

But everyone has their own tastes and here are mines:

I was somehow expecting a movie close to “Ragnarok”, with Taika’s humor and queer representation, which I had the pleasure to witness (please I want to see Korg and Dwayne’s baby ASAP and more of Valkyrie kissing women’s hands!).

 I feel like Taika offered a new perspective to Thor’s character. We first had a really proud guy, who took himself way too seriously, which sometimes was kind of annoying, to be honest. And now we have that himbo of a god, who’s strong, funny, relatively stupid also a huge teddy bear. I think this is one of the best marvel’s character development we had.

But I felt like some scenes were really long and lacking interest I also found the plot to be really easy, even too much sometimes. But again, this is my opinion.

 Also, no, I don’t particularly like Jane Foster, sure she was badass in the fight scenes, but I thought she just appeared out of nowhere and then disappeared again (Hate me if you must x2)

So yeah, I’ve laughed at the jokes, I greatly appreciated the queer representation, I’ve even seen Chris Hemsworth’s butt, what is there not to like... But I’m still disappointed.

So to all the people who I’ve seen shit talking people who were giving not good reviews about the movie. I’d like to remind you that everyone has different tastes, it’s not because we are all fan of the same fandom that we’re supposed to adore all movies. But it doesn’t change anything about my appreciation of Thor or his side characters, the movie inspired me some cool fanfic ideas but I just wanted to be openly honest with my followers. 

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