#Irondad quotes

[underoooos]

The Avengers: What's the definition of "innocent"?

Tony, pointing at Peter and using Peter's hand to wave at them: Right here!

Peter: *grimaces as the Avengers awkwardly wave back*

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[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

God bless peter parker patron of families 🙏

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[abbie-brianna]

Peter, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling on the floor: This is sadder than the time i got hit by a train.

Tony, coughing on his coffee: Excuse me?

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[mcucharacterquotes]

Tony: I know it's hard kid, but you have to apologize.

Peter: But how am I supposed to apologize when you never actually apologized?

Tony: I have nothing to apologize for?

Peter: Exactly! Me neither! Mr. Rogers was mean to you, so I had to say it.

Tony:

Peter: And I was right.

Tony, almost in tears: Come here you dumb little fuck, you really are my son.

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[incorrectpeterparker]

Peter: Getting up a 6am made me realize that 6am isn’t a place it’s an emotion

Tony: 6am isn’t a place at all

Peter: That’s because it’s an emotion

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[give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back]

Tony: What's the greatest movie ever made?

Peter: Probably Scorsese's Goncharov

Tony: You know Scorsese? Pretty impressed kid not gonna lie

Peter: Thanks mister Stark :), have you seen it? You really should watch it, I think you'll especially like Goncharov's character development

Tony: I haven't, I'll check it out

*Later*

Tony, on his laptop: THAT LITTLE SHIT-

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[oscorp-lawsuit]

Headcanon that when Peter accidentally calls Tony dad for the first time, he immediately freaks out over his slip-up (as usual) but Tony is running on like -20 hours of sleep and doesn’t even notice the mistake but he responds to it so suddenly Peter spirals into ANOTHER crisis because does that mean Tony thinks of Peter as his son, or did he just not hear him right? And now he doesn’t know how to bring it up without outing the fact that he wants Mr. Stark to be his dad

Peter: “Hey, dad?”

Peter, internally: Wait, shit shit! Why did I say that? I can’t call Mr. Stark DAD. That’s so creepy-

Tony, dead on his feet and hearing colors: “Yeah, Pete?”

Peter:

Peter, tearing up: “Um-”

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[incorrectmarvelquote]

Peter: Blood loss? It’s not lost! It’s on the ground over there!

Tony: Kid, please sit down-

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[ir0npvrker]

morgan: *finds a stray cat*

morgan: can we keep it?

pepper: your dad is allergic

morgan:

morgan: dad can stay outside

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[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: what the hell were you thinking!?

Peter: Obviously I was thinking I would get away with it and wouldn't have to explain myself!

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[fanonsupremecy]

Tony: How high are you?

Peter: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet.

Ned: No, he's asking what drugs are you on.

Peter: Oh, antidepressants, why?

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[spideyspetertingle]

Peter: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good. Stark: Underoos, you CANNOT use our collective trauma to get out of school

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[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

8 year old Morgan: When I was 4 I went out into the backyard and let a spider bite me so I could be like the spider man.

Morgan: then my parents took me to the doctor and he diagnosed me with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder

Morgan: I was terrified that the spider had done this

Peter: you… you what?!

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[minimarvelh]

*Interview*

The interviewer: do you have kids?

Tony: no

The interviewer: but in the last interview you mentioned one boy quite a lot.

Tony: oh, Peter? Yeah, he’s my intern.

The interview: so he isn’t your child?

Tony: I have already told you, no.

The interview: but in that interview you said that you would kill for that child and you are still refusing to admit that he is your kid?

Tony: yes, he isn’t my kid, but I would kill everyone for him, I would take hundreds of bullets for him, I would get myself killed for him. but he isn’t my child.

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[abbie-brianna]

Peter, texting Tony: *sends a voice message* Tony, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Peter: No, don’t worry, just listen later. *later* Tony: *presses play* Peter's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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[obsessedwithmarvelbecausewhynot]

Peter: What about you?

Tony: What? What about me?

Peter: What if someone needs you?

Tony: Nobody needs me.

Peter: I do. I need you.

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