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Damian: Hey Father, remember the Batmobile?
Bruce: Why sure.
Bruce: Wait a minute. What do you mean "remember"?
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Aziraphale: Hey Crowley, remember the Bentley?
Crowley: Yeah, angel, of course.
Crowley:
Crowley: Wait a minute. What do you mean “remember"?
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Colin: Your polls are slipping, boyo. Better get with it.
Isaac: Bruv, being captain isn't an elected position. I don't have to respond to polls.
Dani: Not elected? You mean you can govern with dictatorial impunity?
Isaac: Exactly.
Moe: In short, open revolt and exile is the only hope for change.
Isaac: I don't like the direction this conversation is going.
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Clark: No luck?
Bruce: Ofcourse not! How am I supposed to find a stuffed elephant in the middle of the woods at night?! Why can’t Dick keep track of his toys?!
Bruce: I must be crazy to be out here.
Clark: *searching too* ZIIIIITTKAAAAA
Bruce:
Clark: *embarrassed* whoops heh heh
Bruce: *pointing a flashlight in his face* I may be crazy but I’m not as crazy as you.
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Raph: You love me right?
Mona Lisa: Yes.
Raph: What if I did something bad? I mean, like, REALLY bad?
Mona Lisa: What did you do?
Raph: Are you sure you'd still love me though?
Mona Lisa: WHAT. DID. YOU. DO?!
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Strilondes at the museum dinosaur exhibit
ROXY: wat kind of dinosaur did u say this was
DAVE: its a stegosaurus
ROXY: he looks pretty ferocioucs!
DAVE: no he was a plant eater the tail spikes were for self defense
ROXY: o. did tyrannosaurus fight these
DAVE: god no of course not tyrannosaurus came millions of years later
DAVE: look try not to embarrass me when we go inside ok
DIRK: Why are we going here if he already knows everything?
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Ben: Life could be worse, Stanley
Stan: Life could be a lot better too
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a slightly new take on both mugs this time
I’m working through some super old commissions that people have been very patient about, thank you so much for waiting 😅
I gave myself a little vacation from mug stress, but almost every commission I’d agreed to was mug-shaped so… it kind of halted my progress there. but I’m still glad I gave myself a break. kiln time is always stressful but oof so much worse with both commissions and mugs (and commissioned mugs!) in the kiln
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Trevor: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everyone is ad-libbing their lines.
Ruth: Maybe that's why it's hard to tell if we're in a tragedy or a farce.
Trevor: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Another Calvin and Hobbes redraw! 👶
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