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#3 am thots
manforsale · 1 year
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Of course you like d&d, audrey hepburn, fangoria, harry houdini, and croquet, can’t swim, can’t dance, don’t know karate and have pronouns
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sugurizz · 8 months
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Satoru's legs are so long that they get tangled with yours when he's prone boning you ✨
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Me viewing content pretaining to Hannibal for the nth time: "Ah yes the Chickpea Ripper"
My brain: No its the Chesapeake Ripper
Me: "The Cheesecake Ripper"
Brain *sigh*- The Chesapeake Ripper C-H-E-S-A-P-E-A-K-E Ripper
Me: "Oh i get it the Chestnut Ripper"
Brain: NO THE CHESAPEAKE RIPPER
Me: "...The Chick-fil-a Ripper? "
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punishedcrow · 2 years
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*aggressively tugs myself comfortably to sleep under my goddamn soft blanked and all my fucken pillows*
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climbingoutofit · 9 months
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All I want is to know where I stand with you. Can we resume where we left off?? Are we done with what we had? Will you ever command me to massage your nipples with aloe again? Because not knowing what we are to each other really saddens me to no end.
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zodiyack · 10 months
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I can read smut with people in the room, but I can't write smut with them. Explain this, please
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shibanisl · 2 years
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In the depths of night I stand
In the depths of night I stand
In the heights of right I stay,
In the soaring lights I fall
In the sunken flights I hold.
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midlarayes · 2 years
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miserable with you or without you, still can’t make up my mind.
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insatiablebloodlove · 2 years
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tumblr is the only place that gets my unrestrained thoughts cuz only two irl mutuals follow me here and both rarely check my blog. y'all who are up at the wee hours of the night get to see me slowly lose my mind as i come to the same conclusion over and over again: everyone hates me or is indifferent. im a disgusting person and i deserve to die. if i actually cared about anyone at all i would've killed myself years ago and saved everyone the trouble of having to know me. i could've just been a statistic, but i just had to butt into others perfectly happy lives. everyone would have been better off if i had never existed at all.
maybe i shouldn't post this. maybe i should just erase all this. all this post will do is garner sympathy from people who want to do the right thing but will only be enabling a horrible person to do more harm. im too shitty of a person to deserve anything. im just a waste of space and money and energy.
i used to pray to god to kill me. i begged him to smite me and end my horrid excuse for a life. now i pray to many gods to do the same. funny that
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meerkeri · 2 years
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Mcsm season 3 where we get to date Lukas n Petra but it’s just awkward face mashing
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luvissa · 1 year
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y’all know when ur reading a fic and then eren calls you baby???that shit be making me wet
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theamoristwriter · 2 years
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The fact that I'm *not* breathing in the same air with my favourite fictional character is breaking my heart
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Victuuri but in a Hannibal au. Yuuri as Will and Victor as Hannibal (obviously), Yurio as (Abigail). The rest is upto interpretation and because I am very much biased, this is gonna be a no one (relatively) important dies *insert shit eating grin *
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saphicstoic · 2 years
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Pain. Depression. Books. This is what my life has become
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cloudynoxx · 2 years
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following streamers on spotify is really funny becasue the other day i was like "sapnap's being productive n stuff" 'cause it said he was listening to music at like 7 am florida time so i was like "good for him waking up early" and then like 2 days later it showed he was up at 3 or 4:30 in the morning listening to the same JUICE WRLD song in repeat. like mate was listening to it for 40 minutes are you okay omg
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Seeing that iconic post about if I have a dick I would be peeing in soda bottles or some shit like I actually believed I would do that, but I know my germophobes ass would start tweaking
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