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mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

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The cookie dough fandom is dying reblog if you like it wet and raw

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reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

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no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

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the first 365 days of the year are always the most difficult

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My apologies for being slightly inactive this past month. I've had a lot of familial stress, and just stress in general. Slowly getting back into the groove of things though. I'll be doing my best to write and manage my life equally

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You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

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RIP Matthew Perry

No one else could’ve played Chandler Bing🩵

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I read this as "ARE you safe, ethnically sourced* human meat?"

I voted before I re-read it many times, because it sounded weird, and realized my mistake. And still, I wonder... Am I safe ethnically sourced human meat?

*person has consented to being eaten; they’ve donated their body. they died without suffering. you can cook the meat. you will not get sick from the meat.

bonus: explain why!

#reblog #im dyslexic stfu #repost

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Technically true.

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hey are you okay? you awake? mom's coming over. you need to keep cool. you can keep cool, right? don't blink too much. she'll know. im going to the grocery store to pick up snacks. do you need anything? i'm going to buy five tubes of pringles. do you want one? two? hey, you need to blink or she'll know. keep your cool. if she asks where i am i'm getting groceries. seven tubes of pringles. seven tubes of pringles is normal, right? okay, bye, love you! do you know where my keys are.

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doing normal stuff while listening to metal is so funny because I'm eating cereal and this guy is screaming at me

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bf who asks “you want a treat??” while unbuttoning his pants

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happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

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happy almost extremely loud sound wednesday monday everyone!!!

i cant believe its already almost extremely loud sound wednesday monday