#(and a drarry fic)

[risafeywritesdrarry]

When writing fanfiction... there are two beasts that wage war within the writer. *sage nod*

#writing #ao3 #writers on tumblr #writers #writers life #writers and poets #writing memes #ao3 writer #writing humor #fanfiction #memes #writing a totally canon Drarry fic but still having BECAUSE I SAID SO moments

[charlotlie]

bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM

#booklr #wdym the best book ever is a my hero academia fanfic?? #the secret history #tsh #richard papen #henry winter #odd eye fic #odd eye #marauders #andreil #classics #literature #from the sidelines #if we were villains #harry potter #drarry #bakudeku #franz kafka #i can’t believe i’m tagging drarry and franz kafka in the same post #or larry stylinson #😭😭😭 #1d #unbelievers #ao3 #fanfic #metamorphosis #this is the most controversial tagging i’ve ever done #help #mha #bnha

[starchaserfanatic]

My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.

Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:

#that’s all fanfiction #fanfiction #fanfic #ao3 funny #ao3 #it’s private bro #what I read is between me and god stg #jegulus #wolfstar #ao3 fanfic #drarry #aziracrow #james potter #marauders fic #marauders #james x regulus #regulus black #remus x sirius #sirius black #remus lupin

[humsops-stash]

not very subtle now are we?

we love us some awkward harry

#drarry #draco x harry #harry potter #hp fanart #draco malfoy #drarry fic #tryna get used to drawing more of them #btw im not a new shipper #ive been shipping drarry since i was 12 #just wanted to start posting on tumblr bcuz why not #btw sorry for the ugly sketch i drew this at work

[iamnmbr3]

7 most unhinged canon drarry moments

Harry calling Draco his arch nemesis just a few months after Lord Voldemort tried to murder him for the second time but also immediately thinking that he kinda misses him

Harry getting hit in the head by a piece of luggage because he got so distracted by the sight of Draco changing that he didn’t notice someone swinging a large object at his face

Harry lying to the Order and Magical Law Enforcement to obfuscate Draco’s crimes at the end of sixth year

Voldemort immediately assuming Draco has gone looking for Harry when he goes missing during the Battle of Hogwarts…and being right

Narcissa assuming Harry will know where Draco is and if he’s still alive…and being right

Lucius getting mad at Draco in book 2 because he has spent the entire summer talking nonstop about Harry Potter

Harry forgetting about the time Voldemort possessed and nearly murdered Ginny but remembering every item he saw Draco look at in Borgin and Burkes 4 years previously

#This ship is so accidentally canon it’s ridiculous. Fics are literally subtler #Harry Potter #hpdm #harry potter/draco malfoy #harry potter x draco malfoy #Draco Malfoy #drarry g #random musings #drarry #drarry in canon #my post

[faiell]

8th year

#drarry #i love fics where harry is obsessed with wanting to touch draco’s hair #first time drawing drarry #it was fun #doodle

[panevanbuckley]

soulmate au where your soulmate's thoughts appear on your skin except your soulmate has adhd and your body becomes a living canvas of nonsensical, never-ending, constantly entertaining trails of thought

#like out of all the soulmate aus i always found the 'thoughts on skin' one most unrealistic #because my damn brain never shuts up! there's no way my soulmate would just be getting one random thought appear on them 😭 #imagine your otp #soulmate au #writing prompt #drarry #wolfstar #jegulus #buddie #lestappen #maxiel #landoscar #sebchal #martian #sambucky #sterek #IF ANYBODY WRITES OR FINDS A FIC LIKE THIS FOR ANY OF <<THESE SHIPS PLS PLS SEND MY WAY 🙏

[appleslightning]

#dmhp #drarry #hpdm #mine #draco malfoy #harry potter #based on #imperio by tenthousandyears #fic art

[teaforthotxxx]

Do you think Regulus regularly makes fun of Sirius because Harry got into Slug club but Sirius never did?

Sirius: It doesn’t matter! I couldn’t give Merlin’s hairy ass about that pureblood-loving suck up.

Regulus: (smiling) At least some purebloods want him. You couldn’t even get through the door.

Meanwhile…

Harry: I did it dad! Draco and Ginny are both slugs! I got in so now I’ll definitely have a chance!

James: That’s my boy! I’m so glad you and Ron don’t have to use the invisibility cloak like we did. Stalking Moony at Sluggy’s was so difficult!

#harry potter #hp fic #marauders #marauders era #james potter #remus lupin #jegulus #peter pettigrew #sirius black #regulus black #sirius orion black #sirius being sirius #draco malfoy #drarry #ginny weasley #hinny

[quail-in-red]

One of the funniest things I’ve read in fanfic is this scene from find a new place to be from by @oflights where Harry tries to help Draco with a smart home device and completely fails

#drarry #fic rec #draco malfoy #harry potter #fanart of fanfic #pov the most recent tech you know is windows 95

[thekeythief]

#harry potter #draco malfoy #drarry #more 8th year thots #I have such little investment in this series they just scratch an itch for me #I’ve learned everything I know about this series from fic xoxo

[howtokillavampire]

commenting on fanfics you like is so meaningful to the authors, I literally got an email notification of a comment on a fic I hadn't touched in five years and the comment made me want to revisit it so I went back and revised the existing material and wrote three new chapters and updated for the first time in forever all because someone took a few seconds to comment on the fic

#it was a samifer fic #its over 80 pages long rn #i havent worked on it lately but its the largest wip ive ever had #samifer #sam winchester #lucifer spn #spn #supernatural #coldflash #mattimir #drarry #superbat #hannigram #jaydick #ao3 #archive of our own #fanfic #fanfiction #fandom

[soreddieforit]

dw spotify and ao3 have my mental health on lock

#ao3 #ao3 fanfic #writing #writers on tumblr #drarry #harry potter #marauders #wolfstar #draco malfoy #reddie #steddie #stranger things #bisexual #gay #lesbian #trans #lgbt #fic #one direction #larry #jegulus #dramione #heartstopper #stucky #stony #marvel mcu #destiel

[oddikon]

Harry’s Snapchat

#harry james potter #drarry #harry potter comic #hp fic #hp fanart #artblr #artists on tumblr #my art #funny post #hermione x ron #romione

[littlewinnow]

Hehe for prompt #3 “scarf”! From @basiatlu’s boshhptober2023 :)

#drarry #myart #boshhptober #boshhptober2023 #draco trying to knit hheehee hes doing his best #i read a fic recently with yarn shop owner harry and draco stumbles in and learns how to knit and it was adorable #harry was so smitten it killed me #drawtober

[hephaestiions]

It stands to reason that Harry’s holding groceries when he runs into Draco Malfoy for the first time in twenty years.

Well— doesn’t run into, exactly. No, more like peers through a shop window like a right barmy bastard, bits of overspilling lettuce brushing his arm and passers-by on Diagon shooting him strange looks.

Of course Malfoy has to look up from the till— because, yes, Draco Malfoy is a shopkeeper on Diagon Alley apparently— and see him goggling. So, of course, Harry has to step inside, as though he meant to make a stop at— right, yeah, Narcissus Needlework Studio— all along, holding brown paper packages of vegetables.

Malfoy’s frowning when Harry makes his way over to the till.

“I don’t want any trouble,” he says. “I’ve registered the shop, everything’s perfectly within regulation—“

“Trouble?” Harry blinks. “Oh, no. I’m not an Auror. Anymore.”

“I know that,” Malfoy says unhappily. “The whole Wizarding World all over Europe knows that. Only you’ve never left well enough alone, have you, Potter?”

Harry’s forty next month. He’s lived twenty years seeing hide nor hair of Draco Malfoy, and he’s never gone looking. Well, except for that one time when he was twenty one and went to the Manor as a trainee Auror for a— well, it was a routine check, really. And that other time when he was twenty five and thought he saw a man at a club who looked just like Malfoy from the back and was convinced for four months Malfoy was back in London and must be up to something if no one knew about it. And that time when he was thirty two— and, oh, alright, Harry hasn’t ever left well enough alone, not when it comes to Malfoy, at least.

This time, though, Harry really didn’t go looking. And it’s definitely Malfoy.

“I just wanted some— thread,” Harry says. A needlework studio should have some of that, shouldn’t it?

“Thread,” says Malfoy. He looks down, deliberately, at Harry’s lettuce.

“For Molly,” Harry says. “As a, um, birthday present. New shop on Diagon, thought I’d pop by. Seemed the place, you know. Didn’t know it was yours.”

Molly’s birthday, Malfoy doesn’t need to know, is in December. It’s June.

Malfoy continues to stare at him, until Harry’s unsure whether to get indignant about it all or turn tail and flee.

“Well,” says Malfoy before he can make a choice. “Embroidery yarn for you, then, Potter. Come along.”

-

“I’ll see you again, I assume,” Malfoy says at the end of what transpires to be a surprisingly smooth purchase.

Harry nods.

He only realises after he leaves that there’s no reason for him to come back. He’s seen it for himself— what Draco Malfoy’s up to these days. Nothing nefarious or suspicious, just yarn and needles and tapestries on Diagon.

Except, well, he’s committed now, hasn’t he? And Harry Potter’s a man of his word. He said yes, when Malfoy asked— Malfoy asked!— so he’ll be back.

And really, if he has to invent Hermione’s sudden new and passionate interest in needlework— well. That’s between Harry and his lettuce.

written for @drarrymicrofic’s prompt “sewing”. i just personally think harry james potter could be seventy five and still rapidly become obsessed with draco malfoy at any given moment.

#drarry #hpdm #drarry microfic #drarrymicrofic #draco malfoy #harry potter #drarry fic #drarry fic rec #geets microfics #i just personally find this bit of their completely canon dynamic beyond hilarious #obsessed little freaks