#// headcanon

[incorrectbatfam]

Welcome to Gotham, the greatest city in the world, where we have smells like:

• Exhaust fumes

• Chemical waste

• Eggs

• Weed

• A porta potty at Lollapalooza

• Batburger fryer grease

• Day-old opened beer

• Anime convention BO

• Strangely alluring flowers

• Something burning

• Microwaved fish

• Corpses

• Sewage

#dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #kate kane #alfred pennyworth #selina kyle #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #gotham #dc comics #headcanon #batposting #shitpost #tw gross #tw drug mention

[mostlymarvelsstuff]

What are your thoughts on older intersex Nat with younger, naive/innocent reader? Mainly NSFW thoughts please, but also how does she act with reader in public? Or does she? 👀

- 🐈‍⬛

Nat definitely has R wearing skirts a lot. Readers too innocent to realize it's because it makes bending her over to fuck whenever she pleases a lot easier. All Nat has to do is slide the skirt up and the panties to the side and she can slide right in. R just thinks Nat finds her cute in skirts, which she does. But Nats also all for ease of access.

Nat makes R call her Daddy. R doesn't really understand why, but Nat assures her it's just because of how she takes care of R. "Well, I do all the thinking detka, and I take care of you. That makes me deserving of a title, doesn't it?"......"yes...Daddy" it drives Nat wild anytime she hears R say it.

One of Nats favorite things to do is wetness checks. R thinks it's a normal thing, after all, why wouldn't your Daddy need to make sure you're always ready to take her cock? So she never bats an eye when Nat checks. And she checks a lot. When Rs sleeping, out on dinner dates, at a party, in the car. She's always running her fingers through Rs folds.

Nats ingrained in R that whenever she sees Nat in a bad mood, and they're alone, she's to drop to her knees immediately and start giving her Daddy head. R does so without question every time. It's what her Daddy needs, so of course she'll do it, why wouldn't she take care of Nat. Besides, she's always rewarded with a yummy treat.

In public, it depends. If it's just her out with R in a public setting she's acting as usual. She doesn't care if anyone hears or sees how R reacts to her touches and words. If anything the fact that others will see how obedient and oblivious R is with her is a turn on.

If it's her group of friends she is a bit more sly with things. She's a bit more sneaky with her wetness checks, only has R call her Daddy in hushed whispers, and takes other measures to make sure her friends don't realize how she's corrupting R

#natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha x y/n #natasha x reader #🐈‍⬛ anon #headcanon

[lexezombie]

@cupcakeshakesnake makes me like Valak more than I ever thought I could (I love ur house demon AU sm)

Its taking 50 years to draw the fanart I want for the AU so have a headcanon shit post instead

idk which kid is the one askin this shit in the 70s

Is this ooc? yes. Is it funny? maybe!

Alt + blank meme version

#sorry snake if u dont like being tagged #lexart #lexeart #fanart #valak #valak the nun #the nun #the conjuring 2 #genderfluid #headcanon #house demon au (fanart)

[maraudersmyloves]

Mattheo sees reader (prefer fem!reader) with her little brother and cousins in first year and he thinks it's adorable? I have soooo many little cousins who would be in first year at Hogwarts, and I think it would be so cute.

CW: Cussing, Chaotic Family, A lot of Names Mattheo can't keep track of, Mention of Pregnancy

You're panicking before the sorting ceremony and Mattheo doesn't really get why

You mentioned your Brother and Cousins being sorted but he did not realize how many cousins you had

He was expecting two maybe three

Not nine plus your little Brother !!

You're sitting next to him, excitedly guessing who will be in what House, rattling off Names he forgets the second they leave your mouth

You don't guess Slytherin a single Time and he gets a bit offended

Do you not think Slytherins good enough ??

He tries his best to seem interested when they're yapping on and on about something he could not care less about

Except when they get excited about Quidditch

All of a sudden he's all ears, basically jumping out of his seat to show them the Pitch

You two show them everything and Mattheo thinks it's so adorable

The way you're making sure no one runs off or hurts themself

"Diego, get the fuck down there!!"

"Mom, says you shouldn't say that"

"You're twelve and old enough to hear it, calm down. Or are you still a little baby?"

Being so sweet while also somehow bickering with all of them

He doesn't think he's ever been more in love with you than now

As soon as you two are out of School he's marrying you and getting you Pregnant

#headcanon #fluff #writing #fanfic #harry potter #slytherin boys react #slytherin #slytherin boys x reader #slytherin boys #theodore nott #lorenzo berkshire #mattheo riddle #theo nott #mattheo x reader #mattheo x you #mattheoxreader #mattheo x y/n #mattheo riddle x reader

[munv]

𝗜𝗠𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗜𝗡 𝗘𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗦𝗬

𝗜𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗱𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗿𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲 𝗟𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝘁𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶 𝗦𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗲𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗷𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘆 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂? 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗴𝗼𝗮𝗹𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗼?

I MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUCH MWAH MWAH MWAHH

P8

It was a wednesday, and the day was going perfectly fine, before you were called over into the principals office.

"Itoshi [name], please report to the office. Itoshi [name]" hushed whispers spread out throughout the classroom and in the midst of it your best friend leaned over from her seat to whisper in your ear. "psstt..did you piss someone off?" you turned around to face the girl before letting out  a sigh, "not that I know of..see you at lunch?'

"right!

Quickly, you made a beeline to the main office. The last thing you wanted to be was late, and then find out that you really did something wrong. The urge to crawl into a hole was all consuming not to mention, you mean, why the hell do these kids stare so much? They are such certified gossipers..

By the time you reach the office door you take a deep breath, this could either be your demise or your biggest accomplishment on the planet yet. There is no in between, only gratitude and pain. Raising a hand, you make a move to knock on the door. "Hello?". From within you could hear a voice call out in response, "come in!!" she yells out. 

Sounds like she's busy you guess. Might as well make this one quick.

Opening the door, you walked into the room to face the woman in front of you. She was pretty, sure, but she was mainly soft whenever she didn't need to be. It was unnecessary considering how unruly most of the kids in this school were. "Itoshi-san! there you are,." "yes, is there something you need from me ms?" it was better to get to the point rather than some small talk right?. "Right right, i've gotten a call from your parents and it seems like an emergency of some sort popped up. They want you home immediately."

An emergency?..Did the house burn down or something? But either way if this is an "emergency" then they must've already picked up Sae to go home. "thank you for having me ms, I'll go pack my bag now." You bowed your head a little before walking out the door. Making sure to close it behind you. 

What a pain..

First of all. What the fuck. 

There were some thoughts here and there as to what the so called emergency could be. With Sae tightly hanging on to you, basically squeezing the bloodstream out your hand in the process, there was no way to say that this wasn't reality. Your mother was pregnant, yes, it was very obvious from one glance. But to think that she would be having the baby TODAY? your own father was ready to pass out. 

The only thing that kept you grounded from running into that room was Sae. You weren't there for his birth now that you think about it, but what if someone bad happened? What if something happened to the baby? There have been some sorry instances that mothers made it but the baby didn't. If something happens to her, will your father really be able to take care of all three of you by himself? 

what happens if this turns out like your past life?

Everything feels like everything is spiralling down on you, and it takes common sense to realize that this isn't just a game, this is real. The life you are living right now is real, the people beside you are real, and so are you. This isn't just some fantasy you've had after death, this isn't paradise. Everything around you is living and breathing, and this might be your last shot at having a proper life. So no matter what happens you have to take care of your family. 

"nee-san."

A voice calls out to you. That's right. You have Sae, and he takes priority. You squeezed back his hand once again for the day. "I'm here, Sae." You assure him. "I know you are." he squeezes back with more force. 

"But does nee-san know that I'm here to?" This takes you by surprise and you can only turn to look at Sae with shock plastered on your face. "stop taking on everything yourself.." he mumbles. But you're still able to catch it. It feels nice to not be alone, you realize. Usually you would take on everything on your own and shoulder everyone, but even sometimes you need to take a break for yourself too.

"so..you DO know how to be kind?" you teased. "I was just comforting you, you rude bum!" "who taught you that?!" "YOU" "TO HELL I DIDN'T" "THEN TO HELL YOU GO"

From a distance your father watched with a small chuckle. "they never really change..do they?" he said shaking his head.

It was three hours before they sent a nurse into the waiting room to inform your family that your mother and baby were completely stable. They let your father into the room first before anything. It made you a little nervous now that you were really thinking about it, but to have siblings, and a real family above all else made you happy.

It was a while before the doctors let you and sae in but it was worth the wait. On your way to the room he made small talk with you. "How does it feel to be an older sister kid?" 

"It's a bit troublesome, but I think I can handle two of them." He then started to question Sae as well. "And how does it feel to have another boy in your family?" "lukewarm." 

The doctor sweatdropped in response. "alright.." You walked a bit more before arriving to the room your mother is in. "alright, we're here" he took the courtesey to open the door. Inside laid your mother in a hospital gown on the bed, and to behold, was something wrapped in cloth in her arms. 

Your father sat on the chair right to her bedside and waved you two over after watching the doctor leave. 

"the family seems to be complete huh?" he laughed out. 

  ITOSHI OMAKE

"why is it looking at me like that?" currently sae was looking at his newborn baby brother. "did I look like that okaasan?" 

Your mother let out a giggle at sae's cluelessness. "of course you did! you were the cutest baby!" she pulled on his cheeks a bit. "eugh..it looks weird."

"It's a bit odd how [name] never cried as a baby. Gave us a whole lot less work than expected." You sat on the bed directly next to your mother holding the baby. He didn't really open his eyes but you could tell it would be the trademark teal eyes. The eyelashes were already there anyways.

"Does he have a name yet?" you questioned. "Sadly no." your father sighed. "Your mother was out cold for a while so we're yet to name him anything." 

your mother hummed while playing with your hair, soon starting to braid it before someone spoke up. 

"Rin." 

all eyes turned to the second youngest Itoshi in question. "his name will be Rin." he said poking a finger at the baby. Rin looked at sae before holding onto his finger, a smile then broke out on both the Itoshi's faces. Your smile followed after. 

"alright then! its settled."

"welcome to the family little rin!" your mother announced. Laughter broke out into the room and you looked at your two younger brothers. "yeah..welcome rin."

#{-muxis writes #x reader #x y/n #headcanons #headcanon #oneshots #blue lock x reader #bllk x reader #blue lock #sae itoshi #rin itoshi #itoshi siblings #itoshi brothers #itoshi reader #itoshi sae x reader #sae x reader #rin x reader #rin itoshi x reader #blue lock sae #blue lock rin #blue lock x sibling reader #older sister reader #blue lock series

[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason: I am not doing two step verification. They can just hack me.

#dc #dc comics #comics #comic books #batfam #batkids #batfamily #funny #batfam incorrect quotes #funny incorrect quotes #abbott elementary #jason todd #red hood #the red hood #jason peter todd #comic characters #batman characters #detective comics #jason todd wayne #humor #headcanon

[abbie-brianna]

Everytime Peter and Tony get into an argument whether big or small, Peter always mumbles an apology right before storming off. He didn't get the chance to apologize to Ben about their argument before he died, And he won't let that happen again. He Won't.

#peter parker #tony stark #iron dad #spiderson #irondad #headcanon #my poor baby

[cherie-doll]

𓆩♡𓆪 Headcanon : When They Come Back

✧˚ Ghost, Keegan, Soap, König, Phillip Graves

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥Fluff for you suckers -hope you enjoy the word vomit ;(

Working under constant danger put a strain on them, at moments when it seemed like the world was nothing but shambles and havoc they’d close their eyes and remember what brought them warmth. There was a certain feeling they yearned for and were only satisfied when you were near.

There is something special in knowing someone is waiting for you.

Ghost

This man comes back completely drained; physically, mentally, emotionally…

At first, he was hesitant concerning your worry about him

“If you won’t let me take care of you, who will?”

Might be a little distant at first, it takes time for his mind to come back

No going out, at all

You say comforting phrases to him

“You’re not at war anymore, you can come home”

He’s been through a lot, a warm meal and hugs are all he needs for days afterward :(

It takes some time for him to recharge

When he feels better he lets you know much he appreciates everything you do for him

Takes time to admire you; he silently takes in your facial features

Affectionate gazes that flicker between your eyes and lips

He knows you aren’t obliged to it yet you make an effort for him and that makes him feel like he’s earned a much better reward than money or glory could give him

Keegan

Saying this man missed you is an understatement

It’s like you placed a spell on him the moment he met you

If it were up to him, he wouldn’t want to be a moment away from you

He’ll miss you in silence, won’t send letters or texts or anything knowing it’ll make his heart ache more

But when he walks through the door he falls to kissing you

Bites your lip just for the taste of you on his tongue

His lips leave yours for breaks in between intense kisses to whisper “I love you”

He feels empty without the intimacy and closeness of you

He doesn’t care what you do or don’t say, doesn’t expect anything big either, he just wants to see you with your arms open for him

Soap

No matter how bad it was this time, he always comes back with a smile on his face when you open the door

Even behind that loving smile, you catch the subtle dimness in his eyes

Peppers you with kisses all over your face

Extremely clingy

Needs to be reminded that the world can be kind and gentle

Needs you to dote excessively over him

You give him a shoulder massage as he washes up in the bathtub

Convinces you to join him

Afterward, you crawl into bed with him, cradling his head on your lap

Both of you turn into couch potatoes for a couple of days watching cozy films

König

Keeping up a stoic demeanor can be tiring, so he easily drops the poker face as soon as he buries his face into your neck

No matter how much prying you do, you won’t get him to open up about what disturbs him

He’d rather keep those horrors locked away from you, you’re his most cherished possession

A lot of quiet moments where he’s just content to be with you again

Little is said between you as tender and passionate kisses are exchanged

Don’t think he’ll leave your side for the next few days, you’re attached at the hip

As you trace the scars on his back to his shoulders, you feel his body tremble beneath your fingertips

Your touch is addictive to him; soothing him into a tranquil sleep

Phillip Graves

He’s had to deal with a lot of crap so he’s relieved to finally come back to some peace, and most importantly; you

At first, he didn’t want to overwhelm you with issues that aren’t yours, but as your relationship progressed he started opening up more

Oftentimes, he’s in an irritable mood when he comes back

You listen to him rant if that’s what he needs

Other times it gives him too much of a headache to even think about

He adores you for understanding him without words being spoken

With so many enemies he has, he feels undeserving of you, someone who’s like a warm ray of sunshine in his austere life

When he falls silent you know that’s your cue

A sort of haze entrances him as you trail soft, torturous kisses along his jaw

Your scent obscures his mind as he gets drunk on your affection

He can’t even remember what he was mad about

#cod fanfic #cod headcanons #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #ghost x reader #keegan p russ #cod keegan #keegan x reader #john soap mactavish #soap x reader #cod soap #konig x reader #konig cod #phillip graves x reader #phillip graves #phillip graves cod #call of duty #call of duty fanfic #headcanon

[lillysbigwilly]

Childhood | LN4 smau

in which… they have loved each other since they were little - very very short smau

faceclaim: beautiful pinterest gals

yourusername

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yourusername from loving you when we where just kids to following you around the world while you race. there’s no one else i’d want to spend my life with, i loved you then, i love you now and i’ll love you forever my lando <3

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landonorris my forever xx

lanyn everyone’s favourite grid couple

oscarpiastri okay this is cute but stop being gross in the garage

landonorris

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landonorris my forever girl! always glad that my mum made me play with her best friends kid when we were little, over twenty years of loving you, i can’t wait to tell our future children that you are the only person i’ve ever loved

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lnfour everybody’s favourite wag and her driver boyfriend

carlossainz55 the cutest❤️

yourusername omg i haven’t seen these photos in forever!

f1updates

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f1updates after over twenty years of being together, lando norris and childhood lover y/n norris (formerly l/n) tied the knot without a single clue of even being engaged!

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yourusername & landonorris

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yourusername & landonorris HONEYMOON FEVER🏝️

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#fanfic #headcanon #f1 smau #f1 x reader #f1 fanfic #f1 #lando norizz #lando norris smau #lando norris x reader #lando norris

[lucychanart]

mer-Tamlin and Lulu🧜🏻‍♂️🥀

#headcanon #tamcien #tamlin x lucien #tamlin #lucien vanserra #acotar #art #illustration #digital art #my art #a court of thorns and roses #illustrator #artists on tumblr #digital illustration #drawing #acotar fanart

[incorrectbatfam]

how would his goons would react if Red Hood randomly de-aged and kept asking for “dad” (Batman)?”

Goon #1: I guess we're dad now.

Goon #2: We?

Goon #1: Yes, we. I'm taking you down with me.

Baby Jason: I'm hungry.

Goon #1: You got any food?

Goon #2: Just an energy bar.

Goon #1: That works. Feed him while I figure a way outta here.

Goon #2:

Jason:

Goon #2: *shoves the energy bar in Jason's mouth like a pacifier*

#jason todd #red hood #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #headcanon #tw food mention

[twyftwyt]

daily Noah thoughts pt. idek what part this is

I believe that you can tell how a person is going to behave in the bedroom by examining his aura in public situations and in Noah’s case, we have plenty of examples, so let me start somewhere.

1. He’s very feral on stage.

I don’t believe he gets angry in a sense that is aggressive, he gives off very contained, calm vibes, but I know that there is a part of that man that goes fucking primitive if you push some of his buttons. Let me explain further.

Worked up after a show. Still coming down from a high, you had a little spat before he went on stage, he’s still pretty affected, but he got most of it out on that stage. Comes down to check up on you while still riding his high from the show and you’re acting like a little brat.

He’s gonna go to town with you. Takes you in the green room. No remorse. No thoughts, head empty, just pure primal, animalistic lust. Throws you around like a rag doll, spits in your mouth, degrades you, then praises you. Shoves your panties in your mouth while he’s hitting it from the back, face squished between the concrete wall and his hand, tears running down your cheeks from all the slapping your ass took. Hair pulling, biting, scratching, holding your hips so tight, you get finger marks after.

“You done being a little brat in front of everybody?”

“Do you need to be taught a lesson?”

“Are you gonna cry about it?”

“Choke on it.”

“Let me see those pretty eyes.”

“Cry for me.”

“Take it.”

“I want you to watch yourself while I’m pounding that little pussy.”

“Open. Swallow.”

“Suck on my fingers like you suck on my cock.”

That man knows no boundaries and he’s not afraid to tell you the nastiest, most vile things that come to his mind. He’s fucking feral.

2. He gets down on his knees while screaming. He deliberately misses the “the way you fuck, the way you taste” part of the TDOPM, because he’s a fucking tease and nothing comes for free. He’s a patient devil. He acts on his intrusive thoughts. He treats his mic stand like it’s a fucking sexual object. And he’s not shy. Our guy might be introverted, but he’s definitely not shy.

ok, thanks, bye for now.

#noah sebastian #bad omens #noah sebastian headcanons #headcanon

[kuro-is-doodlin]

I believe it is time for Tumblr to know the truth... The truth about.. Cloak-less Siffrin

This is a headcanon design I made about what is hiding under their big ass cloak :)

Do not worry, I have so many more to share

#drawing #my art #art #digital art #fanart #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat #in stars and time fanart #in stars and time siffrin #in stars and time #Cloakless Siffrin #fan design #headcanon #god how i love them #he's so damn handsome #lil baby silly cute baby person

[maraudersmyloves]

Mattheo who falls asleep with you pulled to his chest, Arms wrapped around your middle, after getting a bit too drunk to walk back to his dorm. He wakes up and immediately realizes how close you are to him, your Hair is tickling his face and your legs are entangled with his. He stares at you and notices, a bit too late, that he did not wake up from a Nightmare. He did not toss and turn in his sleep but instead woke up in the exact position he fell asleep. From then on he finds ways to fall asleep with you in his arms every night until it turns into a Routine you've stopped Questioning. He turns up at your dorm (or you at his) and wordlessly snuggles up to you. It does not keep away the Nightmares and Restless Nights forever but they get rarer and fall further apart.

#headcanon #fluff #writing #fanfic #harry potter #mattheo riddle x you #mattheo riddle #mattheo x you #mattheo x y/n #mattheo x reader #mattheo riddle x reader #mattheo riddle fluff #mattheoxreader

[thedemonofcat]

Once, Jaskier went around and hired every single witcher at Kear Morhen. Then goes to find Yennefer for some magic help.

The job is very simple. To go to the next bardic competeition with him. Then, when Valdo goes on

Boo and yell insults as loud as possible.

Jaskier had Yennefer come along to have her magic amplify the sound even more

#the witcher netflix #the witcher #geralt of rivia #joey batey #jaskier the witcher #henry cavill #the witcher jaskier #geralt x jaskier #geraskier #fic ideas #kear morhen #the witcher lambert #the witcher eskel #witcher coen #the witcher aiden #jaskier #gerskier #cirilla fiona elen riannon #freya allan #headcanon #yennefer of vengerberg #the witcher season 3 #the witcher season three #anya chalotra

[animeheadcanonsbecauseisaidso]

Hawks can't cook. Because I feel like that isn't something the HPSC deemed important enough to teach, and when he became a hero he didn't have the time to learn.

Headcanon by me

#headcanons #headcanon #hcs #bnha #bnha hcs #boku no hero #boku no hero academia #boku no hero academia headcannons #boku no hero hcs #boku no hero headcanons #my hero acedamia #my hero academia #mha #hawks #hawks hcs #bnha hawks #mha hawks #hawks headcanons #keigo headcanons #keigo takami #mha takami keigo