#the witcher jaskier

[thedemonofcat]

Jaskier's last clear memory is being seized by Nilfgaardian soldiers, but everything after that is a blank.

The next thing he knows, he awakens in a grimy back alley. Pain radiates through his body, and he knows something is terribly wrong. A kind of wrong one is not supposed to talk about

When he finally reunites with Geralt, Jaskier keeps quiet about his ordeal, afraid that Geralt might hold him responsible.

Kaer Morhen is meant to be a sanctuary, but Geralt's concern grows as Jaskier, now staying at the fortress, is plagued by nightmares that he refuses to discuss.

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[simo0n]

Hellooo🐺

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[elythegardeningbard]

The Asskier Chair

For those who don't know me well here, I moved in last year in my new home with my two children. I had been living with my parents since the beginning of the divorce proceedings so of course, when I moved in, I had basically nothing.

My parents offered to look around a few places, thrift stores and such, to help me fill up the place and this is the phone call I received from my mother (translated from French):

Mom :"I found you a chair"

"Okay"

Mom : "It's 80$. But you need it"

"I don't see how I would need an $ 80 chair..."

Mom: "You don't understand. There's a bard on it"

"A bard..? On the chair"

Mom: "Well exactly, on it yes. Actually... You sit on his face"

"..." Confused

So she sends me the following pictures

And of course I bought the Chair and of course, Twitter decided via poll that it would be names Asskier

Apparently, my dad was not impressed and he told my mom I wouldn't want it because we sat on his face.

Mom "Pretty sure it's the main reason Elias will want it. It's pretty gay"

Here's a more current picture of Asskier, living its best chair life in my living room

Near My lute and the Fireplace

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[iskisaggie]

😗✨

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[echo-bleu]

Deep in the Blue Mountains, in the great hall of an abandoned fortress, the memories of hundreds of witchers, the last of their kind, hang from the branches of a long-dead tree.

And among them, not in a place of honour, but of equality, as family,

A sorceress,

And a bard.

[ID: Digital painting of Geralt’s wolf medallion, Yennefer’s obsidian star necklace and Jaskier’s tuning fork pendant hanging together. The background is blurry tree bark in shades of orange and brown that look a bit like fire, and there are other medallions hanging around them, out of focus.]

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[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Ciri: Do dragons fart fire?

Jaskier: I don't know.

Ciri: I thought you went to college

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[preservedchaos]

a sore loser

the witcher s03e04

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[access-point]

I will never get over "and yet, here we are." Everybody moved on but mentally I'm still at that bathtub

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[jaskier-more-like-saskier]

Jaskier would survive any natural disaster just by pure dumb luck, and no I will not accept criticism.

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[peachesingreece]

No thoughts in head, only the magnificence of Joey Batey

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[thedemonofcat]

Geralt comes across a book titled "How to Keep Your Companions Happy and Cared For." What he doesn't realize is that it's actually a guide for dog care.

Nevertheless, Geralt decides to follow the advice in the book with Jaskier. After all, he just got his bard back and wants him to stick around.

Jaskier, on the other hand, is perplexed by Geralt's recent habit of patting his head and giving him extra snacks. Despite the confusion, he doesn't really mind; it's actually quite nice.

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[simo0n]

Full in my twt💕

https://x.com/Si_Mo0n_?t=2Sg6aT0SrXu30hZN52rp_A&s=09

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[misscalming]

"Jaskier wasn't gay/bisexual in the games!? Netflix can't make him gay that's woke garbage"

You did not just do Games "flirted with a straight cross dressing male elf" Jaskier dirty like that. I'm not making this up Geralt has to hunt down all of Jaskiers girlfriends to find him and one of them turns out to be a male elf who changes into female clothes and Geralt is like "soooo...... What did you guys-" and the cross dressing elf was like "we just talked after I rejected him cause I'm straight" I will find the book with all the poems about Jaskiers partners that he wrote. I'm sure the one about the cross dressing elf had a dozen sexual innuendoes

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[twd-multifandom]

geralt and jaskier in a nutshell

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[aoi0n0]

It has been so so so long since I last drew this bisexual disaster that I kin so hard, so I had to make 3 sketchies all together

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[thefandomlifechoseme]

consider:

professor!Jaskier, who teaches in the winter, and travels with Geralt in the summer.

it's winter, jaskier's got to oxenfurt in good time, his students are polite and attentive, and they've been going missing. not many, and not often, but alice didn't turn up to that guest lecture she'd insisted she'd be going to, peter hasn't turned up in a week, and catherine never came to that meeting the other day.

his colleagues think it's some monster. he has to talk them out of hiring a witcher, citing the fact that they don't know what it is, witchers don't take contracts on people, and, oh yeah, it's winter. the only witchers currently available for hire are the Cats, and it's incredibly unlikely that their caravans will stop by oxenfurt.

now, jaskier's been travelling with his beloved emotionally-constipated witcher for a fair few decades now. it might be a monster, some necrophage, or a werewolf. but it probably isn't. there's a reason witchers don't work in winter, and it's that monsters hibernate. and besides, the dates that the students went missing don't line up with any particular cycle, lunar or otherwise.

they do however, line up with the dates for a fae festival. now, jaskier isn't saying that the fae did this, but the fae did this.

so, he checks the next relevant date, sends a letter to yennefer, triss and one for when geralt hits the path again, as a precaution, because he's not an idiot, no matter how he likes to play the part.

he brings an iron dagger, enough food and water for 2 weeks, his best lute, his composition notebook, his path notebook, and, begrudgingly, some of valdo's less terrible works and a few of essi's latest ballads, because they have different styles of performing, and he waits outside that mushroom circle he found a few years back.

he hopes that they're only after some music to live their festival up.

(they are, thankfully, and, aside from all the word games, mind games, and actual games, it's fairly easy to get their leader to sign a contract with him stating that they will play at this festival and his festival alone, they may, willingly play at other festivals if they choose, that they're all free to leave after the allotted dates for the festival are up, and that this contract will be good for 1,000 years irrespective of any changes in leadership, with him personally, and that any changes to the contract must be verbally, and explicitly signed by all the people involved in the signing of the contract.

it's actually fairly entertaining.)

(yen and triss have a go at him later, of course, and geralt has him go over all the loopholes in his own contracts for their next five years on the path, supposedly to help him get the most money he can, but they both know it's so he doesn't accidentally leave a loophole in any other contracts he might make with the fae. but it's out love and relief, more than anything.)

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