No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and the upside down, on the floor, on the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jittering, mind blogging, soul snatching, over stimulating, vile, sloppy, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bine breaking, world ending, black whole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, back worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, throat blasting, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango and I’d still bounce on it.
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Songs that are phan coded
• 18 by One Direction
• That’s So Us by Allie X
• When the Day met the Night by Panic!At the Disco
• Good Old Fashioned Loverboy by Queen
• You are in love by Taylor Swift
• Colours of you by Baby Queen
• Immortals by Fall Out Boy
• Simply the best by Tina Turner
• You’re my best friend by Queen
• Toxic by Britney Spears
(Editing to add suggested songs!)
• Still into you by Paramore
• Marbles by The Amazing Devil
• You and Me on the Rock by Brandi Carlisle
Feel free to add more in the tags, I’ll edit them in!
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Okay so why is no one talking about the fact that Joey Batey has mentioned in several interviews that he is writing a novel ? I mean … THE Joey batey who wrote The good man’s grace and the old witches sleep ? THE Joey batey who wrote Inkpot gods and all those other amazing lyrical masterpieces is writing a novel ? And I haven’t seen a single comment about this.
I am literally so excited for this.
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I’ve seen a lot of movies, but imo the greatest film scene of all time is in The Devil’s Honey (1986) when the mentally disturbed female protagonist lets her creepy musician boyfriend blow an amazing sax solo into her coochie as she cries and gets off at the same time. Like who even cares about a Tarantino or Nolan when you have Lucio Fulci?
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