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whatisfreedombutdeath · 4 months
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Know when it's over in movies?
When the person who makes the offers hands the other person a buisness card
A: *pitches a very questionable buisness plan/job*
B: wtf no?!! Who in thier right mind would-
A: okay okay. Here's my business card for when you change your mind
Less than 48 hours later they change thier mind and so the stupid things
Moral of the story? : Hand your parents your buisness card when they refuse to accept something and wait 48 hours
Newly available coming out buisness cards. Guaranteed to un bigot people in 48 hours. *terms and conditions apply *
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whatisfreedombutdeath · 6 months
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The rawest most gut wrenching quotes in English come from bad translation of foreign languages
Spit on my tomb when you succeed
Is from a poor translation of an Arabic letter to a dude from his company or something
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whatisfreedombutdeath · 6 months
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I don't think you understand how happy it makes me that lgbtq related tags turn a gradient of rainbow when you post it. Djdidnd it's so cool. And so awesome to look atttt. Who thought of it??
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whatisfreedombutdeath · 6 months
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Dnjddndndjdk
Do I have ADHD or am I incrediblely aesthetic like that?
Chaotic academia to adhd pipeline
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whatisfreedombutdeath · 6 months
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Drown me in vodka and coffee. Please
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whatisfreedombutdeath · 6 months
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Whoever said patchwork tattoos are bad are salty af
Idk if I've ever seen anything hotter on a person. It's like cool little stories you can make up all over your body. Like hey this is something that makes me happy when I look at it so I'll put it permanently on my body
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@rhibrai on insta
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@tatoocullture on twitter
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@lukreyy on insta
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@goingdownswingin on insta
Hot right??!!!
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whatisfreedombutdeath · 6 months
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So everyone instinctually knows what "that fank scene" is in how to get away with murder?
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whatisfreedombutdeath · 6 months
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the moment something inconvenient/ bad happens to me
me:
This is not real.
You're in a simulation.
You'll wake up.
None of this matters.
All these peoples are a projection of your subconscious.
Youre dreaming.
It's for the plot. Shit has to happen. It's not reality
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whatisfreedombutdeath · 6 months
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What does tumblr and college essays have in common?
Drama dumping gets you in!
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whatisfreedombutdeath · 6 months
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I was today stupid years old when I realised:
Muscular arms are called guns cause fire arms?!! get it??
Like arms. Like guns. So guns are arms and arms are guns😭😭
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whatisfreedombutdeath · 6 months
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You're so vile, mangled and a bloody mess yet pure and holy and lovely somehow
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whatisfreedombutdeath · 6 months
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I look back to the worst moments of my life and I see how horrible I felt, how hopeless and powerless.
But here i am and looking back i wish i could hug the past version of me and say that the world won't end and you'll be fine. There will always be another chance
So I'm telling you now. If you're going through the worst shit you've ever went through, it'll be okay. You'll make it okay. The world won't end and this isn't the end. You jus have to bear through it. You have the power to survive this!
You've got this kid!
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whatisfreedombutdeath · 6 months
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You don't understand the lengths I will go to to understand what dean pelton meant when he said:
Gay doesn't even begin to describe what I am
I'm not openly anything and gay doesn't even begin to cover it
Get ready America, Dean pelton is coming out as approximately 2/7th of what he is
I make gayness look like mormonism
This better not awaken something in me(as he looks at people in Dalmatian costumes)
In community
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whatisfreedombutdeath · 6 months
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Pinky promises are the strongest form of promises and I will fight you on this
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whatisfreedombutdeath · 6 months
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Breaking news
Girl has 1000s of ideas for stuff to to but is still bored because she's the only person in the world who procastinates so much, even drinking water.
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whatisfreedombutdeath · 6 months
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God, she gave me so many signs.
I saw them. I knew somewhere inside what I was feeling
But i didn't respond. Because I was afraid of what we could become.
And now she's gone
I was such a fool
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whatisfreedombutdeath · 6 months
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Maybe we should all collectively scream at the same time so that I can hear it and then I'll know you are all real and I'm not in a simulation. Or would it be more proof??
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