#we won only 1 game in 6😭

[koolades-world]

Obey me! height headcanons

This isn’t revolutionary but I couldn’t stop thinking about this, especially asmo’s. For reference, I’m 5’2 and almost all of my shoes have platforms or are raised in some way because I like pretending I am taller than I actually am 💋 although in this case I think I’m winning for once (please tall people let me know what it’s like, the tallest person in my family is my dad at 5’5)

While I half wanted to make them unnaturally tall but I kept them within human possibility since these were their humans forms

1. Beel

100% the tallest, a beefcake of a man. Perfect for a boost up high, like during hanging up decorations or cleaning. When it’s the twins birthday, it’s a struggle to hang up the decorations. Nobody is as reliable as him. I imagine he’s about 6’3 or 6’4. The best for using scary dog privileges, going anywhere with him guarantees elite treatment. It would be so easy for me to get piggy back rides cause he wouldn’t want to leave me behind

2. Lucifer

He can’t be that far behind. I imagine him at like 6’2. Part of the reason people are scared or HoL is because of his height. Me personally, I’m scared by anyone I have to look right up at and he definitely falls in this category. Lucifer would make me shit my pants. At least Beel isn’t consult scowling and yelling. Would definitely use his height to my advantage, like making him clear a path for my through a crowd or to tell the fast food worker I wanted no pickles on my burger.

3. Levi

I definitely picture him as a taller dude, but nobody can every guess because he has terrible posture and is always staring down. Like, tall Levi is doing something for me. Lanky little gamer guy that no one knew was actually like 5’10 because 95% of the time he’s at home and the other 5% is when he’s playing a game.

4. Belphie

Another one I picture as lanky, but is constantly asleep so people don’t realize. He’s always curled up somewhere. Another sloucher 100%. He still insists on being carried around by Mammon even though he’s taller. Probably 5’9 or 5’10

5. Satan

I feel like he’s the Mr. Average in the height department. He’s the only brother who’s a demon, so it makes sense to me that he’s the most normal. Not that being super tall or short is bad, but he would fit in the most (which is saying a lot). I think he’s about 5’8. Demons are probably tall since it’s harder to intimidate a human if they’re taller than you. Nobody dares to comment on this, though. If they’re not Mc, you’re probably going to die which lucky us!! we are mc

6. Mammon

Short king! Not the shortest but I feel like him being not super tall adds to his appeal as a tsundere. He’s just short and (pretending to be) angry. I think he’s 5’6 or 5’7. He gets made fun of his height by his brothers even though Asmo is shorter. I like to think he also likes shoes that make him taller, it seems very him. he’s just cute ok <33

7. Asmo

He’s not that short but he just happens to be the shortest in their family. I imagine him about 5’6 which is funny to me to think this twink is taller than my father. I’m foaming at the mouth thinking about sharing a wardrobe with him, and if you happen to been a similar height to him, then it’s like you just won the lottery. I’m dying to have a mini fashion show with him 😭 it’s kinda funny to me to think that Asmo, who I personally think is the shortest, is stronger than Beel, who’s universally agreed to be the tallest. Height isn’t everything is what I learned from this

#obey me #obey me! #obey me levi #obey me satan #obey me x reader #obey me belphie #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me headcanons #obey me mc

[blackraged]

MORTAL KOMBAT 1 Thoughts Pt2.

[❌❌contains SPOILERS❌❌]

Continuation from yesterday

Chapter 6

They keep switching between Bromance and Romance for Kenshi and Johnny. Which one is it now???

I adore Johnny being protective of Kenshi, and Kenshi holding onto him while walking.

The way reptile switched from human to lizard, makes it look like he is not actually shape shifting, merely casting an Illusion to seem human.

Nitara is hot and all, love the design, but....who thought it was a great idea to have Megan Fox voice her? No shade but the voice acting is pretty awful.

Kenshi trying to run in with Sento but is pushed back in a comedical way by Ermac SENT ME. I felt so bad but I couldn't stop laughing.

Sento activating in this fight was pretty cool, I will not lie.

Not Jerrod shouting out for Sindel😭😭

Chapter 7

I wonder why Liu Kang didn't get fully rid of Krusty Kronika. Just because he is playing god now doesn't mean she's any harmless. But also wasn't Kronika fully destroyed?

Lesbians

Johnny and Kung Lao trying to knock out Quan Chi in the middle of the street while dressed up in those carneval suits was a sight for sore eyes.

NOT THE SIDE KICK PREDICTIONS WITH REPTILE AND KENSHI LITERALLY FLYING IN PLSSS

This entire chapter is full of comedic bits, and I'm here for it. We need more stuff like this.

Chapter 8

I like the implication that some things are inevitable, no matter how you think you shaped things differently.

I enjoy Geras and Liu Kang s friendship a lot.

So Liu didn't intend for Kronika to be alive in this timeline after all.

"Father" Is smoke now Bi-Han and Kuais brother??Was he adopted adopted??

Aight but am I the only one who thinks Smoke looks like Elon Musk? Like, for real,, it's freaking me out.

I know Smoke is voiced by Yuri Lowenthal but I keep hearing Troy Baker.

That manipulative parallel from when Shang Tsung was a Merchant still was very clever

Chapter 9

Okay crazy theory, but what if Kronika isn't Kronika, but Alt Shang Tsung in disguise???

Why am I not surprised by the betrayal. Still having hopes that Bi-Han is just bluffing to save Kuai.

Kuai being out for blood is really entertaining. That melting sword scene was so damn cool too.

Scorpion being affected and literally burned by heat somehow doesn't make sense to me. Especially with Subzero seemingly not being harmed by frost and ice. Also Havik recovered from that melt off really fcking fast. Bowing down to you, king.

Bi-Han literally showing up from behind the cold wind was such an amazing entrance. I was even jumpscared a little.

5bucks that new course is the Shirai Ryu

Chapter 10

If the second timeline the ending to aftermath where Shang Tsung won?? If so, that is the coolest decision NRS has ever made so far.

Li Mei is so pretty. I adore her so much.

Have y'all noticed how weird the run animation in this game is. It's so awkward and looks half-assed.

Mileena is such a good fighter but I hate how much she is being babied. I know it's because of Tarkat, but it's kinda silly.

Lesbians

I am very amazed with the character design improvement in this game. I thought MK11 was already damn pretty, but MK1 really put the icing on top. There are so many fine details in the environment and outfits, I am eating this up like desert.

Will hopefully finish the rest of the game tomorrow though! Last and Final thoughts coming in soon!

#mortal kombat 1 #mortal kombat #mk1 #mk #li mei #liu kang #johnny cage #kung lao #kenshi takahashi #reptile #syzoth #bi han #kuai liang #sub zero #scorpion #smoke #mileena #kitana #sindel #shang tsung #nitara #ermac #quan chi #tanya #funny thoughts #my thoughts

[yaoistri]

tagged to do this by @kimissteeringwheel !!

pairing/ship list!

here’s the rules:

1. list your top 7 ships

2. put them in order of your love for them; 7 to 1, 1 being your favourite

3. name their fandom

4. supply photos for said people

7. tyson jost & jt compher, hockey rpf

sadly there is very minimal interaction between these two anymore, but they came into the NHL as rookies in 2017 and immediately became BEST friends playing together on the worst team in the league. they lived together and did everything together until tyson was traded away from colorado in 2022. jt has also now been traded away just recently.

6. erik johnson and gabe landeskog, hockey rpf

it’s 2011 and the youngest captain in nhl history gets drafted onto a team with a former number 1 prospect who has just been traded away from his initial team after injuring himself badly, and the two become tight instantly. LOTS of twitter banter occurs, and they play together for 11 years before winning a cup together! sadly, gabe has been out for a year after badly injuring himself during the 2022 playoffs, and ej just got traded away to buffalo, MEANING that the last game they ever played together was the game they won the cup….. sooo damn tragic and poetic

5. darius garland and donovan mitchell (spidaland), basketball rpf

they’ve only had one season together on the cavs, and sadly fell short in the playoffs, but they’re one of the best guard pairings in the nba for a reason, because they literally have soooooo much chemistry. also they’re ALWAYS touching each other????? like my camera roll is so full of pictures of them hugging

4. sebastian vettel and kimi räikkönen (simi), f1 rpf

they invented grumpy/sunshine. you can’t drive for ferrari and not get shipped with ur teammate i’m sorry it’s the rules! especially when you have a reputation for being as cold as ice but whenever you’re around him you start smiling… kimi ur not slick!

3. alain prost and ayrton senna (prosenna), f1 rpf

these two were INSANE. i’m a sucker for a tragic rivalry and they are nothing if not that. the chemistry, the tension, the way alain still talks about ayrton to this day, it all kills me. there’s so much about them we will never know and it drives me up the wall

2. nikola jokic and jamal murray, basketball rpf

these two oh my goddddd. might mansplain a bit here bc this is not a popular pairing at all — they were drafted to the denver nuggets in 2014 and 2016 respectively, nikola being a nobody from serbia who didn’t get picked until the second round, and jamal being a top 10 pick with all eyes on him. these two built this team on their backs, going from one of the worst teams in the league to finally winning the championship together in 2023 after facing a major setback when jamal tore his acl in 2021. the way they have so much trust in each other and have built a chemistry that has made them the best duo in the league is so dear to me :’) the dynamic is also spectacular - massive cynical european of little words and friendly but bratty short canadian who loves to have a laugh. i think the fact that i got to watch them grow together and that there’s like 5 other people in the world that ship them just make them sooo dear to me

1. lewis hamilton and nico rosberg (brocedes), f1 rpf

i literally have no words for these two 😭 i feel like i don’t need to explain that much either, because their story is so tragic and so out of a book that everyone already knows it. the intricacies of the way they destroyed each other will haunt me forever.

ok, passing the trend on! tagging @queergrittys @unsolvedjarin @jrueships if any of u are interested :)

#sports rpf #my ships #brocedes #jokmal #prosenna #simi #spidaland #ejgabe #jt/josty #hockey rpf #basketball rpf #f1 rpf

[beautifulpersonpeach]

Hi, I know you're resting now, I wanted to share my opinion about the album. I noticed that there are five tracks in Face and they are so similar to the 5 stages of acceptance. What do you think about it? Perhaps my question is incoherent, I am writing it through a google translate.

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Ask 2: FACCE IS SAURRR GOOODD!! 😭😭😭 WHEN IS THE REVIEW BPP?

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Ask 3: Which remix is your fav?? I think beans and toast won this won

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Ask 4: Bpp Imma need to go to SK and hold Jm hostage…I need him to make more music…Im going crazy Hes not my bias or my bias wrecker but hes wrecked me…I cant believe that he made my soty my aoty…I just wish the album had more songs…Like crazy is crazy good!!!!

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Ask 5: BPP, hi!

I was hoping JM would show us a bit of his true self in his new album. And did he, huh? That MV and song reeks of homosexuality. I know it's simething ARMYs do not talk about. But... What do you think?

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Ask 6: So did Jimin really end kpop for you BPP? Which song is you’re favourite? ☺️ He’s blown my mind at least. It’s Instant AOTY for me!!!!!! I hope Like Crazy is promoted really harf because I think it has really good potential It’s my favorite in the album ☺️

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Hi Anon(s),

Before we get into it...

...I have a bone to pick with Jimin.

I don’t understand what Jimin thinks he’s doing not putting Letter on Apple Music or Spotify. Like, why does he think that’s a good idea? Does anybody know? This song is so perfect - Jimin's lush vocals harmonizing with Jung Kook's is beautiful - Letter needs to be available on as many platforms as possible. See, these are the kind of choices the tannies make that just causes me to laugh because yeah these hidden songs are 'gifts to fans' but it's also a crime against all that is good and honest in this world to keep it off channels those fans will gladly pay for? The fact Ddaeng is still stuck in Soundcloud purgatory is reason enough to kidnap Bang PD's nephew and sell him to the mafia, far as I'm concerned. The only reasons I haven't done it yet because kidnapping is illegal in my country, the Cosa Nostra require a blood oath, and Jin wouldn't like delays to his game update.

Letter is Promise all grown up, a little wiser and more developed, and I hope in every subsequent album Jimin releases for the rest of his career, that there is a version of Promise, a song that feels like Jimin - comforting, easy, warm, simple, and beautiful. Listening to it I'm so thankful Jimin exists. (Yes Jimin, I'm that fan who is simply happy you're alive - Pixid reference, so for anyone who hasn't watched it yet I've linked it here).

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FACE is a solid 8.1 / 10.

(Are you streaming?)

It's a great thing Jimin has been so forthcoming in talking about the process and his reasons for making the album, the songs on it, as well as how he had key input on the choreography. I strongly suggest everyone watch his live (linked here - I should probably also mention the English subs aren't up yet, just FYI). Jimin has been very clear about what he's communicating in FACE so I won't tarry on it.

My favourite songs in order of least to most:

5) Like Crazy

4) Face Off

3) Letter

2) Alone

1) Set Me Free Pt 2

Something about each song in reverse order with the exception of Letter - for Letter, see mafia case above.

Set Me Free Pt 2

This is the best song on the album.

Alone

There are two reasons why SMF Pt 2 comes out on top over Alone though Alone in many ways is the superior song. (1) The production (including the use of autotune) in SMF Pt 2 is incredible, and (2) because Alone ends on too disturbing a note for me to dwell on, knowing that it has come from Jimin.

Everything about Alone is perfect. The way the song begins with piano, then guitar, and then drums. Jimin’s voice. That man’s voice seriously fucks with my head. It’s the way I feel every time Yoongi twitches his voice when he’s being particularly nasty. Or anytime I hear Joon’s adlibs in a song. Or what happens in my head every time Hoseok slathers his vocal inflections with grit. I don’t know if I’m making sense, but what I mean to say is that Jimin’s voice during the entire song feels like a gift. It draws you in. And then you hear what he’s singing about...

It’s heartbreaking.

I can’t abide the thought that this is something Jimin went through recently, and that I relate in a very personal way. The emotions expressed in Alone feel too raw, too scary, and too real, and while that could point to a worrying state of mind in its author, I think Jimin’s idiosyncratic bluntness and clarity of speech in Alone shows the state of someone who still reflects often, is self-aware and also resilient.

Still, it’s a sad song to hear, an even sadder one to sing, but it is one of the most powerful and beautiful songs I’ve ever heard.

(He's a problem)

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Face Off

I appreciate the vision Jimin had for this song. Starting with the gag of him playing the Flea Waltz in the intro - the song the members have teased Jimin with repeatedly by saying it's the only song Jimin knows how to play on the piano - Jimin used that common (good-natured) taunt and then weaponized it in a song putting those who have crossed him in their place. It's clear by the second verse when Jimin raps that he's pushing himself to express what he means in as many ways as possible. He's challenging himself and sending a message, and that I can respect.

Anon in ask 1 who talked about the album showing the five stages of grief, I agree sort of. If we were to assign a response to each song, I'd say...

Face Off is Anger

Like Crazy - Denial (though bargaining works too)

Alone - Depression

Letter - Acceptance

(PJM2 will be madness)

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Like Crazy

This is my least favourite song on the album because it never really develops, but it's also not supposed to. Jimin has said he wanted to express a dreamlike state in Like Crazy, and he does that impeccably well. The song leans into its 80s groove, heavy padded synths, something reminiscent of if Foster The People and The Weeknd made a song together. The thing about dreamlike states is that they lull your mind, and one easy way to create that effect is repetition and monotony. Think about why someone trying to hypnotize someone else tries to keep their voice steady, calm, and monotone. So, many times listening to Like Crazy I wanted the song to go somewhere, to become fuller or less predictable, but that would kill the trance so it didn't. While it's not my preference, I can appreciate Jimin's commitment to the idea of the song.

It's a great track even then. I sometimes listen to it right after Big Man, Little Dignity by Paramore.

Speaking of Like Crazy, there's been much ado about about Jimin's sexuality, queer-coding, etc in the song and so Anon in ask 5, I see where you're coming from.

Jimin is queer. I don't know what else there is to say about it or why even the mere possibility of Jimin being queer should generate the amount of fuss/discourse it does. It's possible I'm wrong of course, but like you Anon I don't think I saw Jimin even stand straight once during the entire MV. There’s not a single straight thing about this guy.

For the sticklers, perhaps the more diplomatic way of saying it is, 'many of us strongly suspect Jimin is queer.'

(What a stunner)

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Jimin seems very pleased with his first album and this is my favourite thing about the last few weeks. Watching him for the last nine years, it's gratifying to see how he has fully embraced himself, his limitations, his pride, his vices, his virtues... Jimin is a strong tenacious person and in making this album, he turned that intensity inwards, towards learning to love himself. The result is five great tracks, and I'm eager to see what more he will show us in the future.

#Anon in ask 3 my favourite remix is the UK Garage one #so you and me both #I always thought JK would be the first to wreck my bias list #then Jimin dropped SMF Pt 2 and he's come very close #but he's still got some ways to grow and improve #still #FACE is such an experience #I'm thankful for Jimin #jimin #park jimin #jimin FACE

[leetaehwan]

bias tag game !

tagged by @lee-minhoe and @ambivartence 💕

rules: you're going to pick 10 of your biases (or as many biases as you have and then fill in the rest of the spots with idols you like) and number them 1-10, then answer the questions below. try not to look at the questions before you make your list!

tagging (if u want no pressure ofc!): @chanrizard @gnanii @snug-gyu @changbeens @jikyu @lunetual @minchanz @jinniebit @jwoongz

continued under the cut :)

bias list !

lee know (skz)

dk (svt)

jaehyuk (treasure)

taehwan (vanner)

mark lee (nct)

jinyoung (got7)

bang chan (skz)

soobin (txt)

donghyun (ab6ix)

mingyu (svt)

questions !

1. Between 7 and 5, who did you bias first?

mark was first; i got into nct in like late 2019 and i didn't find skz/chan until late 2021 i think?? mark is like , my second or third bias in nct though lol

2. Between 2 and 6, who are you more attached to?

deekay babieeeeee <333 don't get me wrong i LOVE jinyoung but seokmin ...... that's my number one dude, my boy of all time, if u will

3. If you were to spend the day with either 3 or 1, who would you choose and what would you do?

OMG LEE KNOW OR JAE 😭😭😭 i'm gonna give it to lee know tho (nobody's shocked). similar to mel's answer we could go on a lil stroll through the woods then stop for coffee after. we go back home and i'll watch him make lunch for us and then we binge watch spy x family for the rest of the day bc i still haven't finished it yet and he would not have that .

4. What is your favorite physical feature about 9?

donghyun my bestie my bee eff ?!?!! honestly probably his cheeks he has the most squishable lil face like look

are u kidding </3

5. What is your favorite part of 6's personality?

PARK JINYOUNG MY BELOVEDDDDD 😭 he is so passionate about what he does - singing, dancing, acting, he is putting in the work and it shows!! didn't think i could love him more and then i watched he is psychometric DUDE 🥺🥺 that's not even the one he won an award for but like dang bro he was good !!!! also i feel like he has a good balance of being silly goofy and like . being serious/chill/more reserved??? idk he's a virgo so he def takes himself seriously but like , not too much u know ??

not to rant but i love how he loves his members too . he is so kind like he really loves them and cares for them and wants them all to succeed, regardless of how often he says they're annoying (yugbam the problem children fcdjhdvjk) he's rly just the mom (yugyeom's specifically) of the group and it's very sweet <3

6. If you were to tell 8 anything you wanted, what would you tell them?

soobin!!! i would tell him he's doing a great job being the leader to his hooligans and that i get "bye guys!! hi ladies!!! mwah!" stuck in my head at least once a week 🖤

7. Between 1 and 2, whose closet would you raid?

between lino and dk hm ... i think they're both pretty similar (casual, comfy, boyfriend-y) but if i had to choose i'd say dokyeom. he seems just a little bit more adventurous in his style i feel like he likes a good pattern

8. What is a style that you want to see 3 try?

hm for jae and also for the rest of the group i think something in the vein of seventeen's home;run era could be fun .. all the funky colors and retro-y fits ! 🤔🔮 i'm seeing jae with dark hair and a patterned collared sweater .. and pearls ofc 🔮

9. Between 5 and 4, who are you closer to in height?

i think mark and taehwan are the same height (5'9"/175cm) so neither ! hfdkvfjfd

10. Between 10 and 9, whose music do you like the best?

individually, i'm sorry gyu i'm gonna give it to donghyun i looove his vocals ! venus ??? so smooth so ethereal 🍯 in terms of their groups though, i love my yeppis but it's gotta be seventeen for me dawg they're like all time for me we're rly in this carat shit for life 💎 i can't find the words to explain how much i love them and their music literally the only thing coming to mind rn is when dk said "it's love, of course" and like !!!! yeah !!! ykwim !?!!

#sorry this took forever but thanks for tagging me friends!! #games

[sojutrait]

hi! if you’ve already done this feel free to ignore but im so curious to know ur favorite to least fav halabi gens :-)

OOO this i hard bc i dont think there's a gen i like. despise but here we go KFKGJ

7th place - gen 3 (roman) HONESTLY its my fault KDJDKJDK i just hate how i took such a drastic shift in aesthetics in the middle of his gen so its not cohesive. which sucks bc honestly it was really fun to play with cottage living graaaa

6th place - gen 1 (hakim) nothing i dislike about it, its just i enjoy the others one much more 😭😭😭 which tbf is expected for a first gen. loved his drama with tatum tho, that was good tv

5th place - gen 7 (gus) GASPPP jk, honestly its just bc im not that far in it fkfkkfjk i already know once i get back in with the new pack its gonna eat

4th place - gen 2 (yasmin) OKAY ITS GETTING HARD NOW. only thing i even remotely dislike was when they won the lottery near the end bc it basically put the game on easy mode guh (and the mansion they moved in was absolute hell to play in why did i do that)

3rd place - gen 6 (ollie) TBH ollie/dante/willow gen is damn near interchangeable to me bc there was sm overlap with the teen pregnancy dkjdkk. but GAHH love this gen really do- mostly bc thats when i learned alot of really cool stuff i could implement like making my own poses. my only pet peeve was i feel like my sim style got a lil wonky there but its okay they went to dr miami we're back in action

2nd place - gen 4 (willow) i mean. what didn't it have. drama, intrigue, banging your professor. she's the it girl its true ! (also my fave heir house to date mmmm i did tht)

1st place - gen 5 (d*nte) YEAH YEAH YEAH to the surprise of no one, i loved that gen its chru.... mostly bc of nadine and the ollie vs ophelia drama but ig dante was there too (also again, i ate with his apartment)

#asks #anon #halabi asks

[msbigredmachine]

Watched Royal Rumble 2023. My highlights (will be brief because I need to rant about that main event):

1. Not sure if it was smart play by WWE putting the men’s match first, because we forgot ALL about the winner by the end of the night.

2. Kofi botches his Rumble save for the second straight year. Yeah, it’s done. Time to end that ish for good now.

3. The minute Lesnar came out I said Lashley is coming for his ass. Glad I was proven right.

4. Rey not making it to the ring but Ex Con Dom comes out right after and has his mask. Does this make Rey Mysterio the rightful winner?

5. A Rumble spot wasted on Booker T when Mustafa Ali was right there, smh

6. Not Montez being thrown out in front of his in-laws 😭

7. I kinda wish Cody’s return had been a surprise.

8. Yoooo that spot with Logan Paul and Ricochet was something out of Dragonball Z! And I don't even watch Dragonball Z.

9. GUNTHER and Cody had a whole match within a match and it was great. Gunther is that guy. The IC champ looked like the fucking boss. So so good.

10. Very good men’s match. Wasn’t too extravagant and it worked.

11. The Pitch Black match looked like a rave I once attended when I was in England, lol.

12. Bray Wyatt is for the aesthetics and theatrical more than the actual wrestling, always has been. I don’t understand how fans were expecting a 5-star match.

13. Didn’t bother watching the Raw women’s title match. Bianca deserves better and I don’t care for Alexa Bliss being thrown back into that lame witchy storyline.

14. The women’s match wasn’t as good as the men’s, for me. It only picked up when it was down to the final three.

15. Damage CTRL looked kind of strong for once, knocking everybody out.

16. Michelle McCool with THAT body and wrestling in Uggs? 🔥

17. Yes yes yes to AsuKana, her dark outfit and the murder clown face paint. Triple H needs to run back her days of destruction at NXT.

18. Thank you WWE for changing that STUPID dew drop name back to Piper Niven.

19. Nia Jax?!?! 🙄🙄🙄 Errr, no. On top of that, her music started playing before the countdown even came on. Hot tears.

20. I don’t think Naomi will ever come back either and that makes me sad. 😢

21. The right woman won. Bianca vs Rhea at Mania will be epic, and Rhea will win.

22. The woman at No. 1 won and the man at No. 30 won. Very interesting.

23. Samantha Irvin was on her A-game with the main event intros. 🤌🏾

24. Standard good match, Roman the king of 2.9999 kick outs as usual.

25. I wondered why the match went so short. I regretted it soon enough 😭

26. Roman throwing KO by the back of his head on the jagged part of the steps TWICE! 😬😬😬😬

27. Sami cringing the whole time, and things would only get worse for him after the match ended. 🥺

28. The Bloodline brutalized KO. Steel chair and super kicks and handcuffs. Sami couldn’t take anymore and tried to beg off and ended up getting pie-faced over and over. It was then that I realized what was coming…

29. And yet, my jaw still DROPPED when Sami hit Roman with that chair! 😱 Unbelievable!

30. LOL at Roman actually looking back, wondering whether it’s 2014 all over again.

31. Jimmy though. Jimmy. Attacked Sami first. Didn’t hesitate for a second. After all the handshakes. “My dawg”. The Honorary Uce name. Smiling at Sami the whole time. He was the one who brought Sami into the group in the first place, back when Jey wanted him out.

32. And the look on his face as he attacked. Manic. Rabid. Unhinged. His viciousness stunned me initially, but then I remember what he told Roman all those weeks ago:

“Sami’s my dawg. I like Sami. But I love my family. I love the Bloodline. I love you.”

33. Solo. The hired gun, sent by the elders to do Roman’s bidding. Forgetting that he also used Sami to gaslight Jey numerous times before Roman brainwashed him.

34. Roman crying as he and the rest of the Bloodline decimated Sami pissed me off, lol. “I gave you the world! You broke my family!” What?!The audacity!

35. Jey walking away in tears legitimately made me cry. You could see 2020 flashing before his eyes; the way Roman treated Sami was the exact same way he did Jey and he has never forgotten it.

36. And now on his IG, Jey has declared war! 😳

37. LISTEN TO THIS FROM THE FANS! And watch Roman’s reaction. Dropping the petals one by one over Sami and Kevin’s grave! 😭

38. All this time, we’ve had cool heel Roman. Now we have evil heel Roman. Finally.

I have no idea where this storyline is going, but I am on their edge of my seat and will gobble it all up.

MVP - The entire Bloodline and Kevin. No debate. These boys need to go to Hollywood asap.

Line of the night:

Everything from commentary. Pat, Michael Cole and Corey Graves were on 🔥🔥🔥🔥

#royal rumble #roman reigns #liv morgan #rhea ripley #jey uso #bianca belair #jimmy uso #solo sikoa #kevin owens #sami zayn #cody rhodes

[plantwithoutplot]

Oh oh for the ask game i’d love to hear you answer 11, 14, and 16!!

Ooooh thank you for the ask!! You've picked interesting ones for sure ゞ(’ꇴ’*)ノ ヾ(*’ꇴ’)ノ” Sorry it took me a while to answer but I really really had to connect those damn 2 braincells I have left 🤣 that and being a working adult sucks

11. Which non-Straw Hat character would you love to see join the crew?

AAAAH THIS 🥲🥲....

My Top 3 would be:

1. Vivi. BECAUSE CMON SHE IS A STRAWHAT AND ALWAYS WILL BE 🥹🥹🫶🫶🫶🩷

2. Yamato!! 🩵🤍🩷 My boy dederves to go on an adventure and he would fit so well with the crew (*´▽`*)❀ He's got just the right amount of Crazy/Braincells to belong with them! Plus, he always wanted to be free, to be able to finally go out and explore the world and discover all of its wonders 😭💙

3. Bonclay 🦢 Honestly he was an icon and we loved him and the crew loved him (the idiotic ones at least) and he would have been a great nakama 😭😭😭

14. If you were to have one of the devil fruits in the series, which one would you have?

Some of yall may not like this answer buuuuut... The Yami Yami No Mi 🤔

We only know the basics of the fruit and yet it already gives its user SO MANY powers, literally and metaphorically speaking? Not only can you copy (steal) another Devil Fruit power, but darkness in itself brings so many possibilities!!

Like, we have seen Blackbeard use it similarly to a black hole (absorbing light/drawing anything close, thus affecting gravity), but what if there is more?

Can you use it to shadow travel? Could you use it like a warp gate/wormhole? Can you still steal another Devil Fruit's power even if it is the opposite of the Yami Yami no Mi? What is the limit of Devil Fruit powers you can steal? Can you use them simultenaously and how much does it tires you out? What would the drawback be? What would be the best combination to come up with????

Sorry for the ramble lmao this fruit just rubs my brain the right way, yknow 🤧🤧

16. If you were to make fake devil fruit, what would you call it and how would it work? And what would happen if it awakened?

OOF THIS IS A TOUGH, TOUGH ONE Σ(　 Д )ﻌﻌﻌﻌ⊙ ⊙

Y'all know I'm a sucker for time travels/loops....... So........ Quite obviously, this is gonna be the theme.

It would be a man-made fruit, like the SMILEs. However, because of its nature and creation process, I doubt it would be a manufactured one. What I mean by that is, while created by people, it couldn't be on as big a scale as Cesar/Doflamingo/Kaidou managed for the SMILEs. Why? Because the processus wouldn't involve any SAD, nor experiements ― but I'll come back to that!

What's the Fake Devil Fruit's power? It will be that of a paramecia! It will however be limited to giving you the power of a Devil Fruit that doesn't already have a power.

What's the take? While you do get a chance at having a Paramecia power (and awaken it like you would any other paramecia)... That shall only be so upon your death. So not only do you have to experience death to get that power (you are brought back to the moment/state you were in as you died), but you only have 1 chance out of 200 for it to work. You cannot know whether or not you've won the Fake Devil Fruit Lottery up until your last breath. For comparison, SMILEs give you 1 chance out of 100 to get a Zoan's power. Plus, since this wouldn't be a manufactured product, it means that there would only be a scarce amount available on a yearly basis.

How is it created? Thanks to the combined powers of two Devil Fruits! Which I have made up but according to Egghead Island that ain't too far-fetched lol By combining the powers of the Reset Reset no Mi (Sorry for the japenglish but I ain't gonna try and translate this), which allows you to reset time back (for a few minutes only, but up to 6 hours if you have awakened it), and the power of the Odd Odd no Mi, which allows you to slightly manipulate the odds of an event (here, the successful creation of a fake Devil Fruit that use the Reset Reset no Mi to give its user a second chance).

How would it be named? Well........ Y'all know me........ I'm a sucker for terrible, terrible puns............

All Hail the Loopsie-Daisy 🍉🍎🍍

#aslinn answers #one piece #Fake devil fruit #This was fun!!!! #Thank you for the ask and for your patience!!! #Anon asks

[jtheplante]

All Hail King Julien survey! 🎉

Feel free to copy & paste, then give ur own answers! 👍 Stolen from @fairfaxandy

1. What do you think about All Hail King Julien?

Worst show ever

2. When did you first watch the show?

I knew this show existed for years. WHY DID I SLEEP ON IT FOR SO LONG??? Anyway last June I think I finally gave the 1st episode a chance, I was bored & looking for something new. The 1st episode is only okay so I didn't think much of it. A few weeks later (early July) I decided to give the show a 2nd chance. Episode 2 is meh, but it was Episode 3 w/the absolute gay furry thirst trap that is Karl Fanaloka that won me over & sealed my fate to watch the whole show 🔥

3. Favorite season?

Season 2 is probably the best season of any show ever in history. Exiled as a whole is also amazing but sadly dips in quality for a couple episodes IMO

4. Favorite episode?

Um have u even watched my episode rank video?? I put s3e6 (Jungle Games) as my #1, but as time's gone on, I think it's really s5e11 (KJ Is Watching You AKA the Orange ITN Black parody episode). Ted is peak and this episode is his peak 🔥

5. Least favorite episode?

As said in my ep rank video!! The S3 opener - O Captain Where Aren't Thou (both parts). Jokes fall flat, KJ's parents are a pain to watch, & the pirate crew is so forgettable I can't name a single one off the top of my head

6. Favorite scene?

Um the whole show but the hardest I laughed at any moment was when Ted suddenly exploded on stage while singing for no f*cking reason

7. Least favorite scene?

s3e4 the episode basically opens with a minute of nasty visualized farts & everyone vomiting on each other. I like gross-out to an extent but this was TOO. MUCH.

8. Favorite characters?

1st: Ted my beloved 💗💗💗 he's so much like me it's scary

2nd: King Julien - a VERY close 2nd. His energy & ability to stay goofy in even the worst situations inspires me to be the same 🔥

3rd: Karl - Gay thirst trap hottie social reject misunderstood sad backstory creative genius who just wants love 😭😭😭

4th: Mort - Objectively the best fictional character of all time. Sure he delivers the funniest moments in animated history but I don't really feel a connection with him like I do the top 3

5th: "Uncle" Julien - sass and ASS 🍑🥵 I love villains who are unapologetically assholes. His redemption was forced & stupid

9. Least favorite character?

Maggie - I love farts but it 100% depends on who. If it's a hot guy then 😍😍😍 but this is an old woman so 🤢 & that's like her whole character

10. Favorite ships?

Jaurice - absolutely adorable couple, heck I get teary eyed just thinking about them, gosh I'm so gay. Anyway their ship is extra special b/c KJ is usually hedonistic & horni, but with Maurice it's so wholesome & romantic 🥺

Julieddy & Karlien - These 2 ships have their own unique dynamics, but I put them together b/c they're both a gay man desperately wanting a man they can't have. This kinda situation always fascinates me & I can relate myself...

Karl x Chauncey - we all kno who Karl wants the most, but the fact that he has a happy life with Chauncey makes me happy 😌

Pandy - Be gay do crime

Ted x Horst - tbh if Ted finally divorced & married a man instead, Horst is a genuine contender

Nurse Phantom & Dr. S - the way they bicker is hilarious

KJ x Rob - Gay booty bumpin hotties enough said

11. Least favorite ships?

Clage - I've already ranted about it a million times it's just crap

"Uncle" Julien x Zora - like I said, forced & stupid

Willie x anyone - Willie's too innocent y'all

12. Have you ever cried while watching?

I'm an overly emotional gay man I cry over litcherally everything. I practically choked to death crying the first time I saw Maurice fall 😭

13. Favorite songs?

-Theme song superiority 🔥🔥🔥

-True Bromance is a gay anthem for the ages

-All Eyes On Me (Photronique) 🔥🔥

-I also like Swagnificent & Big Stacks

#all hail king julien #ahkj #king julien #dreamworks

[evansbby]

Girl I was literally one of your first likes but I couldn't respond right after I read it because I was running late for my lecture. But this is what I think of the latest POYT chapter

IT WAS AWESOME : 11/10

1) For the first time I did not hate Steve and was actually hurt when he hurt in the very end. It was as if I had the mark and I could literally visualize him being hurt seeing Omega being taken away just after she's aid yes to marrying him, after he told her he loved her and after she told him she was pregnant. That's absolutely devastating.

2) I STAN OMEGA. The way the girl finally let her real emotions out this time. For once her inner Omega was stiffened by her other feelings. Each time she hit him for each of his bs was so so so stress busting. Fr she was under so much pressure. I am so happy she finally put herself first and stood up for herself. The way Steve treated her was absolutely unacceptable.

3) FUCK OFF BUCKY. Tf is wrong with you?! What kind of sick person leaves a girl out in pouring rain and laughs? The audacity he had to think Omega would cheat. It doesn't only show how bad of a friend he is but also how low he thinks of Omega. You really think she would be unfaithful to Steve because he did that to her? And even if she was - trust me lad - not happening with you out of all the people. Fucking knob. I wish Steve threw him out of the house.

4) Even tho Sam was shitty throughout the series seeing him sincerely apologize was kinda nice and sweet. Made me break into a little smile between all the angst.

5) Peter, baby ik you're heart's in the right place, but respectfully ...... piss off. Not happening. Also hilarious that he's the one GRIPPING Omega and dragging her away. WHY CANT THESE BOYS LEARN A BIT ABOUT ✨️CONSENT✨️

6) Jensen getting to play was so sweet, now all he needs is some nice company who actually treats him well.

7) As a reader I want to feel like a part of the story, I DID. IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME. I felt as if I, myself was in that poytverse. I saw Omega cry and imagined Steve sketching her at night in the dim moonlight when her skin glows and she's so peaceful and finally looks like an angel cause she is one. I felt the love, I felt the rage and I felt the hurt. There was so much that I can't even begin to comment on everything. I bet I missed out a lot but I really wish I got to comment on each and every line.

It was everything I imagined and more. It was so well written, love. Honestly, it probably made my entire week and will get me through my hectic schedule. I also recommended it to my best friend and I Def think she'll love this too.

Btw, the I love you and I am pregnant at the football game after they won the game - straight out of a fairytale. It think Steve might truly deserve Omega now. And the one where he exposed his neck for her to mark - MADE ME SO WEAK.

Ok I should stop now or else I'll get carried on-

~A <3

ooof bestie so many opinions!!! firstly thank you so much for reading, ily😩💕 lemme answer them in order!

1. Poor Stevie😩 finally poured his heart out (as much as someone as heartless as him can) and it was all thrown back in his face when his omega left him. His perfect life — future wife, baby, everything — was ripped away from him and I wonder how sadistically he will react to that🤔

2. Yassss omega finally let Steve have it! I wanted to write this for all of us, bc all my readers have hated how she was treated — so i was hoping it would be super satisfying to see her voicing her frustrations!

3. Bucky is kind of delusional… I guess he just can’t seem to grasp that Steve got to omega first. He’s insulted that she’s not interested in him — bc he’s slowly becoming obsessed with her😮‍💨 her rejection insulted him so much that he not only locked her out in the rain, but he also twisted her arm painfully😭😭 the villain of poyt, and we haven’t seen the last of him!

4. Sam showing signs of maturity! But also… omega didn’t forgive him and she doesn’t have to hehe.

5. Unfff exactly!! All these boys need to chill and give omega some space to figure things out for herself!! 😤😤😤

6. Jensen played well!! I didn’t write it in the chapter, but he played well and even Steve was begrudgingly impressed. Not nearly as good as Bucky would’ve been tho.

7. Oh bestie, as a writer this is so lovely to hear!! All I wanna do is make sure my writing invokes some kind of emotion within the reader, so I’m so so so happy that you felt that when reading!! Thank you so much!💕💕😌

#a<3 anon #anon #poyt ask #poyt 4 ask

[love4heejayke]

rules: list your top 10 biases and answer the following questions

san

chan (skz)

doyoung (nct)

heeseung

hueningkai

ryujin

rinji

karina

wonyoung

yunjin (lsf)

Q1: between 1 and 4 who would your rather kiss?

(i put them together on purpose but I had a hard time picking JUST ONE! 😭)

although hee is my current loml, my heart still races by imagining how intense san's kisses would be with the sweet taste of his lips in contact with mine, him whispering softly in my ears how much he loves me... ENOUGH OF MY ATINY'S DELULU THOUGHTS! the answer is san and that's on period!

Q2: between 2 and 7 who would be your best friend?

(another hard choice, congrats barbara! you just made this game hard for yourself! 😓) both winxys and pixy members say that rinji is a cinnamon roll (and I agree with them), but this one goes for chan! not only because we're have our... peculiar english accents but also we're both parental figures to those we care.

Q3: between 5 and 10 who has a better voice?

since I haven't heard yunjin's vocals yet, hueningkai wins by default. for almost 4 years, his angelic voice has NEVER failed in make cry with soft ballads/heartbreaking songs and that's why I adore my cinnamon roll SO MUCH 😭

Q4: between 1 and 8 who is the funniest

sorry Jimin, but san takes another one! 👑

Q5: between 6 and 9 who would you date?

rephrasing the question: who, just for being them in the world's most romantic city, would make you feel bad for being single? 😥

ig I'll count this as a tie 😥

Q6: between 9 and 10 who would you do a collaboration with?

another tie!

Q7: between 4 and 8 who is the better dancer?

two of 4th gen's dancing machines, clashing in a duel (era of aces' spoiler, maybe?) and you expect ME to pick JUST ONE?

karina my wifu, you won 👑

Q8: between 3 and 5 who would you most likely marry?

since doyoung reject and friendzone us left and right, I'll put the 💍 in hueningkai's finger (although I believe that marrying smn 2 YEARS YOUNGER than me is kinda...😓)

Q9: between 1 and 7 who would you nurse when they are sick?

babygirl rinji or babyboy san?

san, my loml, I luv ya, but babygirl rinji takes this one, just for the fact that I'm in need to become a motherly figure for girls and she's PERFECT for the role! I mean, look at the member's fancafe letters when she was introduced!

nice young sister, beautiful dongseang... girls you got me depressed rn 😭

Q10: between 2 and 3 who has a better smile

hmm...

g'news ma ausie mate, you won! 😍

Q11: between 6 and 8 who would you vacation with?

my first 4th gen girl crush, ryujin!

found this game in @drunkjaked 's blog and I thought, why not? now I'm summoning @rikismiel @animeepedia @heerated @brownsugarbaybee @jayked and @nyanggk to play with me (if your all up to)

#kpop games #tumblr games #ask game #babismoongraden🌙 #babi talks

[starwell-tarot]

you are literally the sweetest person ever😭😭😭

1. Some advice of how I can concentrate better?13

2. How can I motivate myself better?

17

3. How can I balance out my life better?

44

4. How can I maintain my relationships stable?

6

5. How to avoid being under too much stress?

3

6. Self care tip for when I'm stressed?

28

7. Some words of encouragement for when I'm in a tough spot?

5

8. (optional!) What to use as a coping mechanism instead of maladaptive daydreaming?

33

THANK YOU SO MUCH DARLING

Hi!! Sorry that it's taken me so long to do the reading. I've been undergoing turmoil in my personal life and brooding with negative energy so I kept putting off your reading so that i don't influence it with my pessimism.

But it's done now 😁

The reading is under the disclaimers!

Disclaimer: All my readings contain themes of mental and emotional struggles and pains as they strive to comfort those. I don't intend on rubbing you the wrong way and I'm doing this with the hope I can help people feel better, but if it doesn't work I might just not be the right person to comfort you.

Disclaimer: I'm not a mental health professional in any way. Although my tarot readings focus on giving emotional and mental reassurance, I can only give you as much as a friend could give you - encouraging words, friendly advice, a shoulder to cry on or a metaphorical hug. Please take in the information responsibly, and if your mental health is greatly affecting your day to day functions, please consider looking for a professional if possible. I'm afraid I can't be more than a tarot-enthusiastic friend.

Take what resonates and leave what doesn't. Take care of yourselves and remember hope is your best friend. 🖤

✏️Some advice of how I can concentrate better?

Knight of Wands

You have a burning passion inside you already, actually. You're not afraid of a challenge, ever, right? Concentration could be a game for you too, so you can get competitive: there's many layers of thought in your mind and you're looking for something to keep it moving, some sort of adventure or thrill. And it distracts you from the moment, takes first place in your mind while concentration loses the competition. How about you help it win? Help your focusing abilities fend off distractions, challenge yourself towards the discipline of, no I won't let you win. I will focus what I want to focus on.

When you feel you can't focus, challenge yourself. I can do it for 10 minutes. Bet? I can do it for half an hour! Collect win by win every single day and perhaps you can even come up with prizes 😁 use that fire inside of you and discover how powerful you can really be if you put your mind to it - you'll destroy any adversary!

✏️How can I motivate myself better?

The High Priestess

In school, we often feel we have to juggle a lot of information. The way we usually see it is : personal life and school life - you would much rather be with your passions, hobbies and friends and get lost in that cirlce of information rather than the information being taught in classes. However, the high priestess stands for challenge that mentality. What you're really juggling, is information that will feed your soul and temporary information. And no matter what you do, you still have to juggle both. They coexist.

Information that will feed your soul can of course come from friends, passions, but it also comes as wisdom in the form of experience, mindsets, techniques, etc. Even in the form of tidbits of knowledge learnt from some random class. You don't know what kind of piece of information might just turn out to feed your soul and help you grow into the person you are meant to be.

Information that is temporary can be classes, information you have to intake just to be judged in a system and evaluated. But surprisingly it could also be passing interests, passing friends, etc.

Maybe this is a little bit too philosophical, but here's how i see it: you should use the uncertainty of what information will be and won't be useful as your motivation. Keep studying, keep doing your best. You'll learn so much information, in so many domains, you'll learn different ways of learning and expression, yada yada. Not everything will be useful. Not everything will be to your liking or seem important. But you actually don't know that. The more you do and learn things, the more you get to know yourself, and build a landscape of skills and preferences inside yourself. The most important thing is you growing into a defined individual with personal wisdom, not the way you are evaluated in education systems. So in very very simple words, your motivation to study well should be that information can help you grow as an individual 😂  sheesh i wrote you a novel jeez 🤣

✏️How can I balance out my life better?

Page of swords

The card specifies there's no shame in having passions and interests. Those help us grow, at the end of the day. But, set your intentions clear. Your life is complex and everything in it matters all the same. You can of course enjoy what you want to enjoy but make sure that the plans you have for the day include doing more than one thing. Maybe try to come up with a schedule at the beginning of the day 🤔 "today I'm gonna cater to my hobbies for a few hours, study and make sure to call a friend." Something like that 😁 Remain open to life and you'll be surprised how many things can make you happy 😊

✏️How can I maintain my relationships stable?

III of Cups

The benefits of community come from the feeling of being supported, right? But that's easier said and done, to be supported and be supportive.

Albeit it can be hard, be open to your peers about your struggles. Allow them to carry some of your weight if they offer to do so. But also - if you're not right with yourself, you can't be supported or support others either. If you need space, ask for space. You don't always need to be around your peers to be close to them. Sometimes the best way they can help you is gifting you the space and time you need. And you, at the same time, if you don't feel alright yourself, avoid shouldering other's problems too often, for it can make things worse. In conclusion, offer inwards before you offer outwards and make sure your peers do the same, so that you can much easier enjoy abundance.

✏️How to avoid being under too much stress?

The Sun R

The dark of night is only there to signal you that a new day is coming - but the sun never leaves the sky. The cold of winter is only there to signal you that warmer times are coming - the sun will be strong again. The same way, stress is only here to signal you something is wrong or difficult. Validate that for yourself. The night is dark, the winter is cold. Whatever stresses you out is in fact, difficult, tiring, frustrating, unfair, etc. It's not gonna be easy or fast to solve, yes. But you will solve it, just like the night turns to day and the cold turns to warmth. It's only dark while you stumble in the dark, wanting to remind yourself the sun exists. So practice letting go of stress as early as you can. It's impossible to not be stressed at all, of course. But let go of stress as early as you can, believe in your abilities, in your solutions and that hardship will pass. The sooner you let go of the feeling of stress once it arises, the less likely you are to stack it up with other stress inducing occurrences.

✏️Self care tip for when I'm stressed?

Queen of Pentacles

If you're not a nature person this is gonna flop real bad but 😂

The self care tip for this card is called spiritual grounding. It's the practice that lets you feel connected to nature again. So, go find a piece of nature for yourself. Admire the trees, the sunlight through branches and leaves, touch the grass, feel how the soil offers a home to all these plants. You're not much different from them, you see. You grow, live and breathe in this world just like them. The soil is your home too, and you are safe and at home too. It's just that humanity has complicated its life a bit too much, you know? Take a few minutes to breathe in the simplicity of nature.

✏️Some words of encouragement for when I'm in a tough spot?

The hierophant

People can be wrong. That's it. That's the wisdom 😂

No, but seriously. Parents, teachers, siblings, friends, they can be wrong. Especially when it comes to things related to you - what is best for you, what you should do, who you should be. I think you've noticed that before right? Not all advice will be the right advice. Not all guidance will be the right guidance. So you don't have to follow through with everything. You can find your own path and figure out your own answers.

And at the same time, you can be wrong too. You can make mistakes. Forgive yourself for the times you didn't know better.

✏️What to use as a coping mechanism instead of maladaptive daydreaming?

III of Swords

I'm not fully satisfied with the answer I'm gonna give you. Perhaps this question is just above my pay grade to answer 😭

The card suggests talking to one self in order to check in on feelings, thoughts and current states of mind. Like, having open communication with yourself so that you can be aware of what goes on inside you.

In my experience with daydreaming, it's always been because I am lonely, want to feel heard or loved or appreciated. Maybe you too can figure out exactly what makes you daydream and it'll help you see the real wound behind it and be more in touch with reality 🤔 Maybe it's suggesting using daydreaming to have conversations with yourself that can help you problem solve and be more self aware.

I know you asked for a different coping mechanism and this isn't really that much different - but perhaps because i have the same issue i just don't know the answer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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That's it! Feedback will be greatly appreciated. I'm sorry I couldn't be of much help with the last question. Hope this was useful to you, still. 😁

#tarot #answered #mental health #tarot readings #free tarot #positivity #self care #self healing

[combustible-lemons]

game grumps live mementos

this is mostly for personal reference but I saw the game grumps live show in chicago on 6/29/22 and wanted to write down some memorable moments!!

-the 'dad' pre-show performer hugging the audience member who said 'this is special for me cuz i don't have a dad' 😭

-also dad collapsing dramatically after an audience member told him 'idk who you are dude' lmaooo but also same

-he fuckin killed it dancing and doing crazy handsprings and shit tho like wow

-playing 'backstreet's back' to start/end the show in honor of the backstreet boy's reunion tour

-the 'house grump' banner not unfurling dramatically like it was supposed to (not sure if this was staged but I laughed my ass off either way)

-that one audience participant who just went fucking HAM on the buttons and won the rhythm game through pure determination

-also arin and danny being like 'we made this climbing game WAY too hard' and giving tips on how to avoid the bees

-house not-so-grump (which I was in) getting fuckin creamed at all the games and only winning 1 out of like... 9 :(((( rip lmao

-the lovely who said 'knuckles would give great aftercare' and made danny keel over laughing that shit was amazing. he was like 'holy shit i've NEVER heard knuckles' name used in that context' lmaoooo

-danny also dying remembering someone saying 'knuckles would take good care of me' at a previous show and laughing at everyone justifying which sonic character they would fuck

-the dude with the fuckin awesome beard and rainbow hoodie you fuckin killed it dancing bro

-danny having horrible upper body strength and apologizing to the balcony for not being able to throw free t-shirts at them

-arin killing the voice acting for wizard burgie and princess mustard and prince pickle. also matt mercer cameo as a hostage lol. also they were all dating???? ajsdkflasjdf polygrumps is going CRAZY

-throwing chewy granola bars at the audience when they ran out of shirts and the person who caught the box being extra proud

-that one audience member who almost threw up after dancing their ass off kudos to you for pulling through!!! also i'm so sorry that really sucks :(((( also the other audience member who went backstage to go help that was very nice of you

-dan and arin marveling at how fucking huge the chicago theater is several times throughout the show

-arin's killer improv when beating the plant monster like retconning the 'jennifer dumped me' only to say at the end 'actually yeah she did dump me’ :((((( lmaoooo

-since it was the last show of the tour, danny and arin taking the time to compliment the shit out of each other for being amazing comedy partners and amazing friends it was so wholesome 😭🥹❤️

-dan and arin's 'plague friendly' shoulder bump at the end of the show

-all in all it was a great time and i'm glad i went :)

#game grumps #lol i forgot i made this post a draft whoops #posting mostly for my own reference

[agentjazzy]

GOD

just played the most intense game of evil dead the game In My Life (or, er, in the 111 hours I've put into it, lol)

under the cut for nerd shit/game lingo/long recap

i've only ever solo q'd, so every game is a surprise, but this one, oh my godddddd

started with a team of Ruby, Hunter Ash, Support Ash, and, me, Warrior Ash! (I upgraded him to level 25 last night, and am working on prestiging him 😊) meanwhile, the demon picked Baal

the demon found us right when we found the first page tho 😔 they tried the possession>trap loop, but since we were grouped up at the time, it didn't work

then, we split off a bit, half looting and half getting the pages - it kinda worked? the demon would down someone, but the other would revive them/run then resurrect

after we got all pages, we grouped up at the 1st objective, and, uh. didn't do too good. support ash went down early and the demon put up so many portals we couldn't revive him in time. same w/ hunter ash. me and ruby secured the point though 😎

we were next to misery manor, so obvi we started looting because we were Low On Shemps

weren't quick enough bc the demon showed up and downed support ash 😔 we all killed the possessed unit, and hunter ash grabbed the soul to revive but then.. support ash disconnected. UGH.

Hard to tell if it was intentional or not, bc there's been A Fair Amount of unintended disconnects (but also intentional.... 😑)

but anyway, we persevered! because, why not? 2nd objective was on the opposite end of the map (below fishing village) so we ended up separating by virtue of speed, hunter ash in the lead and me in the back. saw that they kept getting possessed so there might've been some trap looping happening, but idk

anyway we had No Shemps, there was 6 minutes on the timer, and we were Right Next to fishing village so I looted 1 building and found 2 shemps

meanwhile, Ruby was downed 😶 SO. I get her soul and revive her, while Hunter Ash is dealing with HORDES. there's less than 5 minutes left, we HAVE TO start point, and... Hunter Ash goes down.

I proceed to ignore him 😅 and go up to the objective and then. can't. start it. bc THERE'S SO MANY PORTALS. there's like. 4 minutes left. I manage to start it and then it's me and ruby for, like. 20 seconds. then she goes down 😭 i can't revive bc there's HORDES and I am at QUARTER HEALTH and I'm barely able to use a shemp before I get hit

At this point I'm, like, positive I'm playing a losing game. I have less than half health. I'm all alone on a demon-occupied point. I started this point with 4 minutes and something seconds left on the timer - I'm pretty sure that, all alone, that objective timer isn't gonna go up fast enough.

and there's HORDES of basics and elites around me. so.

I activate my ability to get that tiny amount of health back, then start CUT SCENE-ING the SHIT out of everyone

I am SLAMMING on that finisher button. just Warrior Ash against the entire fucking world. the demon just keeps dropping more and more portals - which, thank GOD they didn't possess anyone; I would've gone down, no doubt in my mind - and I just keep entering cutscnes with my basic chainsaw

(which, sidenote: 99% sure that Hunter Ash had a Legendary chainsaw. what the heck........ I mean, it worked out in my low health favor, as I definitely wouldn't have been able to cutscene with it. but. cmon. principle of the matter.)

ANYWAYS. the timer on the game is counting down when. oh my god. Objective Complete. Everyone is resurrected. It was a MIRACLE.

anyway we made it to ancient ones, though we Did split up (I found 2 more shemps on the way) we knocked it down to the 2nd bar, but then Ruby got downed. I grabbed her soul, but was JUST too late to resurrect her before the storm covered the alter. bummer

I got back, hunter ash was down and died too. the 2 shemps didn't last very long 😔 so I died shortly after, so demon won

but besides that. god. what a game. 10/10. demon was great, though they could've won if they possessed an elite unit at any given time I was alone. Very happy they didn't, because it turned out I downed 94 basic unites and 40-ish elite units - amazing progress towards my prestige 😌

#evil dead the game #jazzy keeps blogging til the blog ends

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WEEK 14

Well, well, well. There remain 4 weeks, 24 days, 52 football games, 300 Dollars, and ONE winner 😱 With the gap narrowing at the top, who has the CHUTZPAH to claim the throne and be remembered forever after as the CHAMPION of the Daigneault-Ziegler NFL pick-em pool tournament of champions season 3 (name still pending) 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

RUSTY - 8 POINTS

Our top scorer du jour leads everyone with 8 points in a decidedly LACKLUSTER week 🤨 for all players ⬇ The commissioner is considering levying a TEN POINT fine upon Rusty after he came to our apartment under the guise of cooking us a delicious spaghetti dinner. What he REALLY was after was the top spot, and after serving Gabby 603,502 whiskey gingers and watching everyone's favorite Christmas movie, Die Hard, 🤷‍♀️ Gabby was incapacitated for 5 days, NO WONDER she only has 7 points 😑

ABBY - 8 POINTS

A SLIGHTY above average score means Abby is one of our top finishers this week 🎖 Can a perfect finish in these last few weeks be enough to push her to the top?! Ehhhh MAYBE 🤷‍♀️ I'm sure it's possible, but this is me trying to calculate how Abby could possibly win this thing:

Even though her season is likely a loss, she can spend the remaining weeks analyzing the GAME OF FOOTBALL, studying up for next season. Well, she can at least do that for the 4:30 PM games. Waking up in time for the 1:00 PM games is PROBABLY too tall of an order for the human sloth 🦥

GABBY - 7 POINTS

Tough week for Gabby 😬 First she gets Covid, then she can't go to bottomless brunch see her sister in Pittsburgh, then Rusty assassinates her, THEN she only scores 7 points this week 😭 where she missed on the LA Rams pick 👎 and the Tennessee pick 🥴 What hurts the most, though, MUST be that she was demoted from Chief Pickleball Court Reserver this week 😞 after the Daigneault's finally figured out how iPhones work 📱

JANIE - 7 POINTS

I don't care that she's been in 3rd place for six weeks now, I'm not going to relax 🏖 until the season is over, the money has been awarded, and I know FOR SURE that Janie hasn't won again 😒 I'm worried she's secretly unstoppable - I just found out she had Covid and I didn't even KNOW

JULIETTE - 7 POINTS

The Tombstone Tsunami (I'm running out of Arizona themed alliterations for this girl) is hanging tough with a chance to STRIKE coming into the final weeks 🐍🐍🐍 I can't wait to see if she can pull it off 😎 Will the Gen Z'er be too occupied with Roblox and griddys to focus? Who knows?! I know we like to harrass her because she can't legally drive a car (maybe that's a good thing for the Daigneaults *cough* Val *cough*) but she's not THAT much younger than us 👵👴🧓 This was Gabby's reaction when she had the NERVE to call us boomers:

VAL - 7 POINTS

Even the most coldhearted, callous little Wednesday Addams would break down when confronted with this love-story-for-the-ages. Even the commissioner, as a happily married man, cannot help but feel a sense of awe at this pure, unfettered bonding of souls 🥺. Add to this love the fact that they live apart 🏘, only able to see each other on occasion, and you have a romantic tragedy that puts Romeo and Juliette to shame. Yes indeed, Val and Rocky's romance truly deserve their own play 😩 Oh yeah and she scored 7 points this week, pretty OK 👌 Peyton? who is that?

JJ - 6 POINTS

A slight stumble bumps JJ back in the race to the top this week 😓 with Tennessee AND Pittsburgh letting him down. is this just a bump in the road, or is JJ going to burn out into the final weeks 😨 Maybe when he shaved his beard he shaved off his powers 😱 It's understandable though, as he was moving from George Clooney territory to Duck Dynasty territory

JJ when all the children came to sit on his lap thinking he was Santa Claus:

PEYTON - 6 POINTS

For just the SECOND time this season, Peyton has fallen out of the top 3 📉📉📉 Can the rookie pull it together to finish a CHAMPION? Or will our debutant be tossed out like yesterday's lasagna 🍝🍝🍝 He's going to have to think hard about his next moves so he can finish STRONG 💪 Here's actual footage of Peyton contemplating his football picks in a normal human-sized shower:

"Why do you have footage of Peyton in the shower?" you ask? Uhm. Well. Uhhh...

I simply CANNOT believe another season is almost over 🤯 and, amazingly, once again, I truly don't know WHO is going to take the crown 🤴👑 If you've got picks, you've got a chance, let's see who is going to get that MONEY 💹💹💹💹💱💱💱💳💳💲💲🤑🤑💸💰💰 P.S. Val please reach out to inquire about representing me the upcoming sexual harassment case Reeseman V Ziegler thank youuu

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I just spent almost 2 hrs in bed reading all ur prompts 😭 ❤️ thank u for writing them they’re super fun! If you are still taking requests, may i get prompts/dialogue for a grumpy/sunshine dynamic? A is a grumpy teacher’s assistant and B is their student that’s always trying to get on their nerves and teasing them

I read this too fast and only did dialogue prompts, I'm sorry. I'll probably do proper prompts for this dynamic later anyway though because it is a favorite of mine. Hopefully these are good for you for now!

1) "Oh, look! Baby cows and pigs are on this farm. Aren't they so cute?" "Be even cuter when they're gutted, cooked and crushed between sesame seed buns, lettuce and cheese."

2) "We're going to a theme park? This is probably the worst day of my life." "Hey, look, a theme park! Is that where we're going? This is the best day of my life!"

3) "Do you think if I jam this pen into my eye I'll be able to get out of this dinner?" "But you can't enjoy cake if you're in the hospital."

4) "Is that a needle? I hate getting shots. Person A, will you hold my hand, I'm scared of needles." "Hey, Doc, you got morphine in one of those you could stick me with?"

5) "What part of the museum are you looking forward to, Person A?" "The exit."

6) "We're going to a birthday for a child at Chuck E. Cheese. Isn't that fun, it'll be like when we were kids. We'll play games and eat pizza and we'll get prizes!" "Think if I tuck and roll out of the car right now I'd survive it?"

7) "I'm really glad you asked me out, Person A. I've had a really nice time today." "I did too. Usually I hate when people talk to me but I'm really glad you talked to me first, Person B. More than you could ever know."

8) "You want me to play laser tag?" "Well, I know you don't really like games but I heard your rival was going to be here so I thought you and I could kick their ass and ruin their day and then maybe go out for pizza after." "God you really are perfect."

9) "We're not going to go look at cats." "Why not?" "Because you get attached and cry when it's time to leave." "Because we never buy one!" "Because you're allergic to cats!" "I can buy stuff for my allergies!"

10) "We would love to cat sit." "No we wouldn't. Find someone else to do it." "Person A, please?" "No, I don't like cats." "Please?" "

11) "Can we go to the water park?" "No, water parks are filled with piss and small but loud children. We're never going to a water park." "You never let me do anything." "Why don't I drive us to a beach?" "You hate the beach." "Yeah, but you love the beach, don't you?" "You're the best, Person A!"

12) "Are you crying? Who did this to you? Do you want me to kill them?" "No, I just watched something sad that's all." "Well, don't do that. Come here, let me hug you."

13) "Here." "You won me the bear? I thought you thought it was stupid." "It is stupid. But you wanted it, didn't you?" "Yeah. Thanks, Person A."

14) "I'm in love with you." "Why? I mean, not why. That was weird to ask. Sorry, I just—can I kiss you now?" "Yes!"

15) "When I first met you I thought you were a weirdo who smiled too much. Now whenever you're not smiling I feel the need to do whatever it takes to see you smile again. You've done something to me, Person A. I don't know what it is but I think I like it."

16) "Do you think I'm dumb?" "No, you're not dumb. Why did someone say you were? You want me to kick their ass?" "No. I just feel dumb sometimes." "You're not dumb, Person A. Don't ever let anyone make you feel like you are."

17) "Why did you get a tattoo of a small happy sun? It doesn't go with your other tattoos." "Just reminded me of you and I wanted to get it." "And the frowning rain cloud beside it?" "I wanted to be next to you."

18) "Why would you like me? You're all sunshine and rainbows and I'm...the way that I am." "I like the way you are. I've always liked the way you are."

19) "I'm not good enough for you." "You're right, you're more than enough for me. Too good, hard for me to handle how perfect you are sometimes." "I mean it." "So do I."

20) "Are you alright?" "I'm fine, why are you panting?" "Person A said you got hurt really bad." "D-Did you run all the way here because you were worried about me?" "What? No. I-I ran because I was just trying to do more cardio. That's all."

21) "Fix it or I'll kill you!" "Person A wont kill you, they're just upset." "I mean it, Person B, if you don't fix it I will kill you. Person C can't save you either." "I will stand in front of you so Person A cannot get to you." "Look at me, B. I am stronger than C, I can pick them up and move them out of the way and then I will kill you!"

22) "You think you can just say please and give me those puppy eyes and pouty lip and I'm just going to fold and give you what you want?" "Please, Person A?" "Yeah, alright, fine. Just stop pouting."

23) "Person A?" "Yeah?" "Do you want to makeout? With me?" "I'm a little busy at the moment but later we can—what did you just ask me?!" "If you wanted to makeout with me." "Yeah, yeah, come here. I'll makeout with you right now."

24) "Are you oblivious to my crush on you or do you just not like me?" "You have a crush on me?" "Yeah, I mean, you're all soft and shiny. I'm sure everyone likes you." "But you like me? Like, you really like me?" "Yeah, especially when you smile like that. Do you like me back?" "Of course I like you back! I've been trying to get your attention for months now!"

25) "You're in love with Person A!" "I am not." "You are, you're so broody and mean and you fell in love with an actually ball of sunshine." "Shut up." "Oh my god, are you blushing?!" "SHUT UP!"

26) "You gave me my life back, Person A. I think, if you want, it's only fair that I give the rest of it to you." "What are you saying?" "Do you want to marry me?" "I thought you'd never ask."

27) "Person A asked me out, can you believe it?" "What'd you say?" "I told them I was dating you, obviously." "Why did you tell them that?" "Cause we're dating...aren't we?" "Do you want to date me?" "I mean, after we kissed I just assumed...do you want to date me?" "Yeah! Yes. Of course I do."

28) "Can I ask you something and you be honest with me." "Of course." "Do you like me?" "What?" "I just feel like I'm throwing myself at you and you're not interested so I figured I'd just ask." "You've been throwing yourself at me?" "You didn't notice?" "No. But I'm interested! I like that, please do it more!"

29) "What's wrong?" "I did something really bad, Person A. Really bad." "Whatever it is I'll still be here. Whatever you did I'll forgive you." "You wont." "I will. I always will."

30) "I'm in love with you." "I know, I heard you practicing confessing to me in the mirror the other day." "Y-You heard all that?" "Yeah, I thought it was cute." "Cute?" "I'm in love with you too, Person A."

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