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#they just threw him in the trunk and everyone just has to be cool with that
albatris · 6 months
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I feel bad for the other vamps who get to escape from march during the climax. like obviously it's good that they get to get out and whatever but nat got to eat as many people as he wanted when he broke containment and the rest of these guys get to eat only a little bit of people. n they've also been mostly starved for these past few weeks like nat has. they get out and quinn and nat are like "there are humans here! but please do not eat them they are blameless in all this" like c'monnnn do you think these vampires care rn
like can u blame epson and ampersand for wanting 2 eat quinn later. like. they joke about it. but they wanna eat quinn so fucking bad. they're like. no we won't eat quinn haha we're just joshin :P unless....?
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Overblot Abnormalis
By take_a_chill_pill_shawty
Deuce contemplated the offer. These past few months had been stressful with this whole virus going down. A pool party at Scarabia does sound nice… but then again, it's safer to stay in the dorm. By the time Deuce finally decided it was already late in the evening, he could hear some students walking by his room talking about the pool party. I guess he wasn't the only one deciding to go.
He looked through his wardrobe and found some swimming trunks and a beach ball Cater gifted him. He got changed and threw a towel over his shoulder, walking out his room. The hallway had a few students who were also ready to head over to Scarabia to have a blast. Everyone gathered around Trey and Riddle as they gave an announcement, Riddle  stood in front gathering everyone's attention “I've been informed that Kalim is throwing a pool party, as much as I want to forbid you all from going…”
He let out a sigh as he held the bridge of his nose, “It's also important for your mental health to socialize with your fellow  friends and peers in recreation activities. Those who want to go have my permission as Housewarden, I'll be staying behind with Trey at the dorm. You are all to come back before curfew. Punishments will be handed out if you fail to do so.” Everyone listened as if Riddle was explaining the terms and conditions in a contract. After he gave the okay, different students rushed out of the dorm with Riddle, shouting for them not to run in the hallway. 
Once in the hall of mirrors, people from different dorms lined headed to Scarabia. Deuce saw a few familiar faces around, but the last person he expected to see was Sebek of all people. He was with Silver, of course, but no Lilia or Malleus in sight. They were both in swimming trunks, Sebek having an alligator design on his trunks with Silver having blue birds on his. Deuce decided to walk up to them to start a little conversation. “Sebek? Silver? Are you guys going to Scarabia as well?” Sebek didn't even have to spare a glance to scoff at Deuce’s words.
“If you must know, Master Lilia has asked us both to partake in this recreational activity. I personally wanted to stay behind and watch over my Liege, but I can not defy his orders.” Silver raised an eyebrow at that, “You had a choice, you know. Just because father suggested the idea doesn't mean you have to accept it.” Sebek grew frustrated at Silver's remark, with a huff he headed towards Scarabia. Deuce looked back at Silver as he could only shake his head, knowing Sebek may embarrass him later on. “So, what brings you to the pool party then, Silver? We can't have you sleeping in the water, you know.” 
Silver could only crack a slight smile at Deuce's words, “Don't fret. I'm only going to stay near the pool ....besides, I'm also here to check on Kalim. He hasn't been looking well lately, well… Everyone has been taking it hard, but it hurts to see him like this…” Silver wasn't wrong, Kalim did look tired last he saw him, this quarantine must have taken a toll on him as well. “That's really nice of you, Silver. I'm sure Kalim would appreciate the check-up.” Silver nodded in agreement as he made his way over to the dorm as his silhouette drowned with the crowd heading in. Deuce followed after as he squeezed his way through. It was worth it in the end, because inside was wild. 
Music was blaring, shouts and screams of excitement were prominent as a large pool held many students. Deuce felt slightly intimidated by this. It felt so…overwhelming. He went over to the pool section of the party. It was crowded, but Deuce managed to find a spot where a few students were chilling. He slowly got into the water. It was cold at first, but it started to cool him down. He really did need this.
Deuce’s thoughts were interrupted as he felt a sudden splash hit, jolting him up. He was about to shout at the asshole who did that, but the words were stuck in his throat when he realized who it was, It was Jack! “Jack?! Dude! You almost scared the shit out of me…” Deuce wasn't mad. In fact, he was happy to see him again, after what happened to him.
“Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. Didn't know you were coming.” Deuce chuckled as he gave Jack a playful punch, “I could say the same thing to you! I thought you straight up died. What happened, man?” Jack could only scratch the back of his neck as he thought of a way to explain what went down. “I had to go to the infirmary after what happened to my ear and eye.” he gestured to his clipped left ear, or what's left of it.“ The medic said it was the only way to stop the virus from spreading. He said I was lucky I made it to him before it got worse.” Deuce felt his heart sink for a minute. 
Jack's left ear was practically gone, just a tiny little stub that would often twitch or turn, and his left eye was covered with an eye patch.
A rack of guilt coursed through his mind, Jack had gotten injured trying to save him from an infected student some months ago, resulting in him getting a piece of  his left ear bitten off and his left eye severely damaged. Jack brought him back to reality with a pat on his back, “Hey. Now isn't the time for that, what happened, happened. I don't hold anything against you, so don't beat yourself up about it. The important thing to know is that we're ok.” Deuce felt great relief from Jack's words. He's right… he's ok, and that's all that matters.
“So, you came here with Leona or Ruggie?” Deuce thought it best to change the subject for right now, Jack shook his head as he answered. “Leona is back at the dorm, and Ruggie stayed behind to help, but I saw Epel around here a while ago.” Deuce didn’t know why, but knowing Epel is here brought him relief as well, “Really? That's great! Sebek and Silver should be around here somewhere as well. I saw them coming in here before I lost sight of them.” Jack paused for a second, “Sebek is here?” He said rather excited…too excited.
Deuce chuckled a bit, “yeah he is. Why? Are you worried about him?” Jack shot Deuce a glare before slightly pouting, “Yes. I'm worried about everyone you know, not just Sebek. Besides, he's a strong guy… he could handle himself.” he let out a huff as his tail swayed slightly. “ Whatever, I'm going to go look for him. See you around Deuce.” Jack made his way out of the pool, shaking off the water on his body, at the expense of other people around him getting wet.
It was just deuce now. He stayed in the pool, looking around. Everyone was still having a blast, all except him. It felt dull despite the hype party goers. He didn't want to head in early, but it felt like nothing was really there for him to enjoy. Sure, he had other friends, but they had other things to do, Deuce just decided to stick around to see if anything would happen. He'd walk around Scarabia’s dormitory for a few minutes until he passed a room. He heard someone speaking, almost a whisper. Deuce pressed his ears against the door to get a better understanding of what's being said.
“Jamil…come on, you have to eat. I had some of the students help me with it…please?” Deuce stepped back. It was faint, but he knew it was Kalim in there with Jamil. He was about to turn away until he heard something else. “ I'm sorry, I know it's my fault…but I'll fix it, I swear. You just need to get better, that's all..” it hurt to hear Kalim like this, the way his voice trembled and quiver with each syllable. Whatever happened to Jamil must be racking his nerves.
Deuce fully backed away as he heard footsteps approaching the door. Luckily, there was a turn at the end of the hall, so he booked it before Kalim could find him. Deuce stopped for a few minutes when he realized he had made good distance. He caught his breath for a bit. He should really stop eavesdropping before he knows something he shouldn't. He walked back to the party, it was getting later than he expected. The sky was already in its nightly hue as some students got ready to leave before curfew. Those who stayed back were more chill, Deuce noticed that some third years snuck in some booze getting wasted. 
From the looks of it, Jack, Silver, and Sebek probably left by now. That's when he remembered that Epel was also here. He left, right? Vil would give him an earful and then some if he didn't come back before curfew. To Deuce’s surprise, Epel was with a few third years arm wrestling and having a good time. It was 7:55pm, it was 5 more minutes to curfew, and Deuce quickly made it to Epel as someone passed him a drink, “Epel! Hey, it's almost curfew, I think we should get going - is that alcohol?” One of the third years came up to Deuce and whispered “Nah, it's just a watered-down energy drink. We only made him believe it's alcohol so he could shut up.” He nodded as he walked over to Epel. “Epel, come on, it's getting late. If Vil is anything like Riddle, you won't hear the end of it from him.” 
Epel only groaned as he turned to Deuce. He must have tired himself out during the party. “Just, a few more minutes.” Deuce would roll his eyes as even some of the third years told Epel to get back to his dorm. “Seriously man, we need to go.” It was no use in fighting, Epel was exhausted but stubborn. That's when Deuce thought of something, “Does the wittle baby need uppy?” As if clockwork, Epel springed up in embarrassment as some of the students who heard started to giggle.
Epel reluctantly grabbed his things, getting ready to leave, not wanting to stay behind after Deuce just embarrassed him like that. “Let's go. Now. ” Deuce could only chuckle as he went to get his things as well. The walk was silent as the murmurs of other students heading in were buzzing about. Deuce was about to break the silence between them until a piercing scream ripped through the hall of mirrors. Everyone froze as the scream turned to gargles of desperation. Students from Scarabia came running out like a stampede. Some were screaming for everyone to get to safety, and others were carrying their fellow students who were gravely injured.
The room was in a panic with everyone crowding the place. Some were being pushed or shoved to the ground, getting hurt in the process. Out of instinct, Deuce held onto Epel so he wouldn't separate from him. More screams ringed out as whatever was doing this got closer and soon entered the hall of mirrors.
Deuce quickly carried Epel to Heartslabyul to seek refuge as students were pushing and panicking. It was getting impossible to move as students because more erratic, Epel held onto Deuce for dear life as his face was stricken with fear and panic, his breathing getting heavier. Deuce was almost there. He just needed to get a little closer. A hand quickly pulled the both of them to safety. Before they could register what happened, they were pulled into a classroom with all the lights off. Epel nor Deuce could see who this person was or who they were, but right now, they needed to be as quiet as possible.
The stranger made a shushing sound as they realized that outside had become quiet, the yelling and roughhousing from students were gone, only the buzzing of the fluorescent lights outside the classroom could be heard. 
Thump
A thumping sound was heard as it echoed throughout the now quiet halls. The thumping turned to full-blown running as whatever was out there was looking for something, but it wasn’t running…it sounded more like an animal scaling a wall. The walking pattern of this creature was clear now. It was scaling the walls and ceiling of the corridors in a sickening scuttling sound akin to that of an insect.
Its heavy breathing is more like a soft hiss as it tries to hunt for any remaining survivors. Deuce and Epel were still, maybe it was fear that overtook them or their minds trying to process the horrors that await outside the comfort of their classroom if they were to make a peep. A loud bang shook them to their core, and a student  was banging on the classroom door begging for help. “PLEASE! LET ME IN! I BEG OF YOU! PLEASE! OPEN THE DOOR!” Deuce was about to unlock the door, but the stranger caught his wrist. From what little light they were getting in, Deuce could see the stranger's head shaking ‘no.’
The pleas turned into hysterical sobbing as the student desperately begged and pleaded to be let in, choking on their own saliva as they croaked out for help. Epel covered his ears to block out the screaming, as Deuce looked through the crack of the door. He could see that the student was a person who attended the party. His arm was bent in different directions with a slight purple hue to it as it swells. His left leg was shredded. Whatever did that to him was planning to rip his leg off, a pool of blood was pouring out from his exposed muscles and veins and bone. 
Deuce’s heart sank as his face drained of colour. That's when the scuttling returned. A screech was bellowed by the creature as it made its way to the student. “PLEASE! OPEN THE DOOR! OPEN THE DOOR!” Deuce let his morbid curiosity get the best of him as he looked back through the crack of the door as he finally saw it. The creature was scaling the wall, its body was deformed beyond recognition, its lower body resembles that of a caterpillar. But instead of small tiny legs, it was arms to grab or hold onto anything with ease.
Extra arms were also on the torso, but they were backwards. This confused Deuce until he saw why… the student noticed the creature getting closer as it lowered itself to the floor twisted, snapping and repositioning its bones as the creature crawled on its back with its head twisting the opposite direction to see. The student froze in fear…or maybe accepting fate, before Deuce could process this, the creature lunged at the student.
It coiled itself around them, as its individual hand broke and tore off a limb from the student, like a spider making its Web, each arm played a part in ripping this poor student alive. Deuce got a good look at this thing and realized it had four faces, and each arm was feeding each individual face. One at the back, one at the front, and one on each side. 
The thing cracked its head at the door, looking as if locking eyes on Deuce. 
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dirtywrestling · 1 month
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You Belong to Me - Pat McAfee (18+)
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Commission:​ @chaoticbiguy
Pairing: Pat McAfee x Jeremy
Summary: Pat’s friends are being a little too friendly towards Jeremy and Pat has to remind Jeremy who he belongs to.
Warnings: 18+, Jealous!Pat, Smut, Daddy!Kink, light choking, Minors DNI
Word Count:  3,228
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The night was still young, Smackdown just ended and everyone was still awake from the adrenaline. With Smackdown taking place in Florida, a lot of Pat’s old football friends were visiting due to training and decided to go to the show.
Standing in the parking lot, Pat shoved our luggage into the back of the black SUV. “Come on, Pat. It’s only nine, the night is still early. We can hit up the club like old times.” Eric smiled. “I’m sure Jeremy here doesn’t want to sit around in the hotel room being bored with boring old you.” He teased me.
I couldn’t help but to crack a smile as Eric wiggled his eyebrows towards me. I couldn’t tell if he was just doing that to tease Pat or if he was doing it to flirt. Hearing Pat sigh heavily behind me, along with shutting the trunk. “I don’t know guys.”
“Awe.” The group of friends groaned. “You’re no fun.” 
“Old man.”
 “Grandpa.” They all teasingly threw insults his way. 
“Hey, hey.” I interrupted looking at his friends who all seemed to quickly stop. “It’s not his fault he can’t keep up with the cool kids.” I turned, smirking at Pat as his friends hollered and laughed. 
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The music was loud in the club as everyone around was dancing, more so grinding up against each other to the beat of the song blaring through the speakers. Sitting at the bar with Pat I had a sweet tangy orange drink in front of me while he had a glass of beer nearly halfway gone in front of him. Watching the crowd, I swayed myself to the music, absorbing the high positive energy around us. Picking up the glass and bringing it to my lips I took one large gulp, finishing the drink, placing it back down and wiping my mouth with the back of my hand, I grabbed Pat’s arm. 
“Can we go dance, please?” I begged.
“Not now, Jermey.” He grumbled loud enough for me to hear. Pat stared at his drink tiredly and looked slightly annoyed. 
“Fine.” I huffed, staying in my seat I frowned to see Pat’s friends that begged us to come out dancing and having a fun time. The lights shining and bouncing off the wall onto the dance floor. Seeing the quarterback, Sam walk up, I smiled at him.
“Why aren’t you two dancing?” He asked, eyebrows arched. Sweat rolled down the side of his forehead, probably from dancing too long and with the heat rising from everyones body. 
“Party pooper here doesn’t want to dance.” I said with an eye roll. 
“Doesn’t mean you have to sit here in his sorrows. Come on.” Sam grabbed my hand, pulling me off of the stool and towards the dance floor. Biting my lip, trying to hide my smile I didn’t look twice, not even once at Pat as he became angry that his football friend dragged me away. 
“Don’t let him get you down, Jeremy” Sam said as we both were in the middle of the dance floor. “Just because he didn’t want to come out doesn’t mean you have to be stuck in the hotel room too.” Sam placed his hands on my waist with a sly smirk. My face heated up and not because of dancing around in a large group either. “You’re pretty fun to hang out with, you know that?" 
It’s been a long while since someone appreciated my fun atmosphere and that it felt nice to be complimented too. “You’re fun to hang out with too, Sam.” I smiled as we danced together to an upbeat song. Moving together, I didn’t realize that we were becoming closer. It was as if all my cares in the world instantly left my body as the alcohol consumed my mind, as if my feet had a mind of their own and danced for me. 
“You know, I would like to hang out with you like this more often.” I didn’t realize it as my head was swimming, Sam’s arm now wrapped around my waist. Our crotches brushed up against each other as we swayed to the music.
“That would be fun-” Feeling a strong grip on my shoulder I was pulled away from Sam and pulled into a broader chest. 
“Stay the fuck away from him, Sam.” Pat snarled his eyes dark under the neon lights.
“Woah.” Sam scoffed with a smirk on his lips, knowing he hit a nerve upon his friend. “I was just showing Jeremy here a fun time.” Sam wiggled his eyebrows towards Pat with a larger smirk on his lips. So it appeared Sam was flirting.
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The hotel door slammed shut, I flinched slightly as it echoed throughout the room. “You know, people are trying to sleep on this floor.” I slurred, whatever was in the drink was hitting me pretty hard and fast. 
Pat spun around, eyes dark and wide. “After that fucking stunt this that’s what you have to say. ‘People are trying to sleep’.” He mocks me. “Don’t act all innocent, you knew exactly what you were doing back there-”
“And what was that? Trying to have fun when my boyfriend won’t even take me out of the hotel room for a night.” I spat. “Maybe they’re right, you are getting old.” 
A spark flared in Pat’s dark eyes and he started to stalk towards me. “I’m so tired of people saying that.” He snarled. “You know what they say about us older guys?” He grabbed my wrist in a harsh manner making me swallow hard. “We have the most experience.” With that he tossed me towards the bed, making me land on my back as he took off his shirt in a swift movement, walking towards me.
Sitting up, I crawled backwards, backing away as Pat got onto the bed, making the mattress dip with the extra weight. “Get off.” I snarled as I tried to push him off. 
“Isn’t this what you wanted? To have a fun boyfriend.” Pat gripped the hem of my shirt, tugging it off my body. “Well this sounds fun, you’re going to take my cock tonight and I’m going to pump you with so much come.” Pat rubbed himself through his pants. “And by the looks of it, you’re liking the sound of that.” Both of our eyes casted down to my hardening cock that grew while I tried to push him off. 
Pat pulled away, tugging off his jeans and boxers along with mine, pulling and tossing pants and briefs onto the floor. “Fuck, just look at you.” Pat grabbed his growing cock and slowly started to stroke himself. “All spread out just for me.” His voice husky with lust. 
Blushing as Pat jerked himself at the sight of me I grabbed my own pulsing cock to please my own pleasure. “Did I say you can touch yourself?” Pat snarled.
“N- No.” I whimpered, my lips pouty knowing I shouldn’t be touching myself when Pat is in this type of mood.
“Then why are you doing it?” He swatted my hand away from my dick. “Brats don’t get to have pleasure.” 
A soft whimper left my throat as Pat brough two of his fingers to his mouth, wrapping his lips around the two he swirled his tongue, lubing them with his saliva. “Now, I want you to be a good boy and let me hear your moans and whines.” He spoke as he leaned over me, pressing the tip of his two fingers against my hole. 
I gasped loudly, buckling my hips, trying to push my ass into his touch. Pat’s free hand roughly landed on my ass making me yelp loudly. “Don’t move.” He demanded. “I’m in control of how much you take my fingers, understand?”
“Y- Yes, yes I understand.” I whined, tossing my head back. ‘Why in the hell couldn’t I keep my mouth shut and be a good little bitch to get what I wanted tonight?’ I tend to ask myself that quite a lot but seeing Pat in one of his moods like these got him going and the sex was just ten times better. 
“I don’t think you do, because you keep pushing your hips closer towards my fingers.” Another harsh spank settled on my ass cheek making me yelp loudly. 
“F- Fuck! I’m sorry!” I sobbed, my erection resting up against my stomach, begging to be touched. My tip was nearly a reddish purple color. “I- I’m sorry, I’m sorry, just please.” I breathed out heavily trying my best not to jerk my hips towards his direction for his dripping fingers to enter me. 
“You make me so fucking hard when you beg.” Pat chuckled, his two digits pressing against my hole, slowly entering. 
My head tossed back against the pillow, the burning, pleasurable feeling mixed together that I wasn’t sure if I wanted to beg him to stop or keep going. His movements made my head spin, his two long index fingers slowly pulled out only to be sucked back into my tight muscle. 
“Hmm, you’re so tight.” Pat chuckled heavily, noticing how my ass pulled his fingers right back in. “Can’t wait for my cock to be in your tight ass.”
“Then- Then please just give me your cock, please!” I whined, gripping the sheets so harshly that my knuckles turned white. I was now forcing my hands to stay pinned against the surface so they wouldn’t wander over my body, mostly to my cock. My chest raised and fell as I tried to control my breathing. My vision slightly blurred as the tension became too much.
Pat snickered as he watched my struggle against his touch. “Relax, focus on my fingers, Jermey.” He hummed, thrusting ever so slowly, in and out, in and out. “Good boy.” He praised as soft moans escaped from my mouth. Pat’s blue eyes traced over my shaking body, he loved getting a reaction out of me even if he was doing the littlest thing.
“Fuck, feels so good.” Moans spewed out of my lips as I looked down, watching Pat admire how I took his fingers. My cock throbbed at the sight. My eyes slowly closed as I tilted my head back. This was torture but also pleasurable at the same time. 
“My cock, please touch my cock.” I begged, nearly reaching for my own dick to stroke it. My balls instantly grew heavier, begging to be emptied.
“No, you’ll wait until I tell you to.” Pat’s voice oozed with dominance. I nodded my head but a small whimper escaped. 
Pat’s fingers slowly pulled out all the way, dripping with my spunk along with his saliva. “You’re clenching so tightly around me.” Pat hummed, bringing his digits to his mouth he wrapped his lips around his fingers again, suckling off my taste. A low moan escaped Pat’s throat as he pulled his clean fingers out from his mouth. “As much as I want to taste more of you, I need my cock in you.” 
I let out a shaky breath as Pat walked away and towards his bag, pulling out a bottle of lube. Opening the bottle, he squeezed the thick liquid into his hand. Stroking his cock, he smeared the lube on his growing erection. Soft groans left Pat’s throat as his hips buckled into his own touch. 
“You’re so fucking sexy all sprawled out, waiting so patiently.” Pat’s hand gripping around his cock, stroking up and down at a steady pace so he wouldn’t reach the edge. Squelching sounds echoed throughout the room as Pat’s hand picked up the pace. 
“Please, give me your cock!” I begged, my hand reaching for my aching cock, about to touch myself. 
“You touch yourself and I won’t let you come.” Pat snarled, walking towards the end of the bed. He gripped my ankles, pulling me closer towards him. “You’re going to be a good little slut for daddy while I pump you full of come.” 
Pat poured more lube upon his already slippery hand, rubbing his lubed fingers upon my fucked hole. Jerking my hips upon his touch, Pat gripping my waist during the motion. “Such an eager little slut.” Pat snickered, the tip of his cock teasing my hole. 
“Yes daddy, I’m such a little slut for you.” I whimpered, buckling my hips against his hands that were still gripping my waist. 
“Easy, little slut.” Pat purred, his cock slowly slipping inside of me. “Still need you to get used to my cock.” Pat looked down at me, his lips forming into a smirk as his nails dug into my flesh and slammed his hips against me, forcing all of his cock deeply into my tight ass. 
A loud whine left my lips as his large cock stretched and stuffed me full at a fast pace. “GOD, fuck!” My sob overpowered Pat’s laugh as he watched me struggle slightly to the discomfort. 
“Can’t handle daddy’s cock, Jeremy?” Pat slowly pulled his thickness out and pushed back in at a fast pace. 
“I can- I can handle it, fuck-” I shakily moaned, my cock pulsing with need. “I can handle your cock daddy, please more, give me more.” I begged. 
Pat seemed to like my pleading words as he let out a low grunt, his hand finally wrapping around my aching cock. “Holy shit.” My head tilted back into the pillow as I gripped the blankets and my eyes rolled in the back of my head. “Yes, yes, yes. Pat, keep fucking me.” I cried out, nearly tears forming in the corner of my eyes from the intensity. My hips buckled against Pat’s touch as his cock was fully in me.
“God, you’re such a needy bitch.” Pat groaned, pulling out and pushing back in. Pat started a perfect rhythm, his cock steady along with his hand pumping my cock. 
“You’re going to make me come.” I gasped as the tip of his cock ram into my g-spot along with gripping the base of my dick to force back my building orgasm.
“You’ll come when I tell you to, whore.” Pat’s thrusting became rough, he pulled my waist closer to him as he was nearly hanging off the bed, my legs over his shoulders as his arm wrapped around my waist with his hand gripping my cock. “You’re ass is so tight, fuck.” Pat snarled as wet skin against skin echoed throughout the four wall bedroom. 
Beads of sweat formed upon Pat’s forehead as he gritted his teeth with each pump. “That’s it, who’s making you feel this good?” Pat’s grip around my cock tightened a little more along with the pace.
My eyes fluttered shut as my head became dizzy with the high I was feeling. Feeling his pace slow down upon my member he rammed his cock harder inside of me, wanting an answer. “Y- You! You’re making me feel this good, you are Pat.” 
Pat kept jerking my cock along with the rhythm of his thrusts upon me. My hands gripped the bed sheets as I forced my orgasm back, waiting until Pat ‘okay’ for me to come. “Would a old man fuck you like this?” Pat’s thrusts snapped quickly against my ass making my muscles tighten around his thick cock. Pat leaned down, nearly folding me in half as his free hand wrapped around my throat and squeezed tightly. 
“N- No.” I choked out. “No one could fuck me like you.” I wheezed. The lack of oxygen not filling my lungs and the way Pat’s cock kept fucking in and out of my tightness nearly had me on cloud nine as my vision blurred and air leaving my lungs. It nearly made me pass out until I gasped loudly for air as his hand left my throat. 
“Come Jeremy, come with me.” Pat snarled, gritting his teeth as his thrusting became sloppier than before, the bed frame forced itself up against the wall from Pat’s harsh movements. His wet hand stroked up and down my length making my ball clench and tighten. 
As his words hit my ears my body listened. Spew of hot come erupted from the tip of my cock, spraying my lower stomach and Pat’s hand. “Pat, oh fuck, yes.” My body buzzed from the aftermath of my orgasm. Pat’s thrusting never slowed down a second as his orgasm reached him as well. Loud moans left my lips as his thick come squirted inside of me.
“Shit, Jeremy, fuck, good boy, god damn you’re such a good boy for daddy.” He moaned, buckling his hips in a sloppy pace as he rode out his orgasm. Small droplets of come forced their way out of my tip as Pat’s movements were overriding my body. My cock slowly became soft and sensitive, my chest rising and falling as I tried to catch my breath. 
Pat stood up, his hands upon my thighs as he watched his cock slowly pull from my ass, his come spilling out of my fucked hole. “Fuck.” He groaned. “That’s such a beautiful sight to see.” He hummed, placing the tip of his finger against my ass. I jerked at the feeling as he scooped his come from my dripping hole and brought his oozing finger to his mouth, suckling his juices off clean. 
Pat collapsed on the bed, exhaling as he did so. I rolled over, facing him with a large smile on my face. “Sorry if I was too rough.” Pat cleared his throat.
“Too rough?” I questioned with an arched eyebrow. Sure, Pat had a wild side and sometimes forgets if he’s going too hard while he’s balls deep inside of me. “Why would you apologize?” 
“I just wanted to prove that I’m not old.” He mumbled with embarrassment in his tone of voice. 
“Is this because of your friends teasing you earlier tonight?” I sat up, resting on my elbows. Pat’s eyes focused somewhere else in the room. “Oh Pat.” I sighed, placing my hand on his cheek I pulled his face towards me. His eyes met mine. “You know what they say about older men?” I smirked as he shook his head ‘no’. “They have more experience.” I whispered, repeating what he said earlier. 
“Oh you dirty little boy.” He grumbled, moving closer his lips met mine.
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Pat McAfee's Masterlist
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mickgaydolenz · 2 years
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Heres my dream (even though I am still recovering from the lost Elton john concert (also this is an old dream cus I can't remember my dream last night) )
I was on the beach in my swim trunks just enjoying myself, pretty sure I was tanning or something because I wasn't swimming (water too scary for my enjoyment) and a lady came up to me and told me that I'd get an awkward tan line with my swim trunks so I told her I didn't own bikini bottoms and she just rolled her eyes and spit her gum out on me which was fcking disgusting and I had to go throw it away. then I saw a little girl at the shower areas and every time she got her hair in the water it went green (she was a brunette) and I remember not thinking anything of that except "oh cool I wish I learned to do that" and then I went back to my little blanket (I was alone?) and sat back down and started singing RainMaker but only the part that goes "rainmaker says..." then I just trail off and say it over and over again. then fcking OLD man Mike came and sat with me, he even had his silly black sunglasses he wore all the time. and when he sat down he looked at me and asked me why my shorts were pink, like he said "why're your swimming trunks all pink and stuff" and I told him I got them from old navy and the only pair of swimtrunks they had for women were only pink and he told me I should've gotten some from the men's aisle then and I told him I didn't have time. then he gestured wildly to his swim trunks and said "I have nine pairs of the same swim trunks, you fckin nerd" ????? then he had a waterbottle and just took really really intense swigs of in and then threw it at a guy that walked by. -_-. then he asked me if I wanted to swim and I told him no and he did that teenager thingy like "uuuhhhggg" or whatever then he went swimming and I don't know how but he had one of those fake shark fins and he was scaring everyone and whenever he would he'd go "HA Raya did you see that?? >:)" and I kept trying to hide my face with a magazine which was actually working because nobody knew of this raya he spoke of then he went "RAYA IN THE PINK SHORTS DID YOU SEE THAT" and I literally packed up and went to my car and waited for him (honestly I don't know why I didn't just leave) and I waited there ALL DAY and then the sun was down and Mike came into the car all laughing and went "some first day first date first day!" what does that mean???? then he started driving and I woke up (thank GOD)
BROOOOOOOOO HDSHSHSHHSSHVAGAGAGAGAGAAAAA!!!??!?!??!??! DREAM MIKE IS A MENACE AHHSHSHSAGAGGAGA!!!!!! WHY IS HE ALWAYS LIKE THAT TO YOU!?!?!?!??? (fuck i’m dying after reading that, i laughed so hard i gave myself acid reflux 😂). fucking what right does a goofy ass old man who scares people with a fake shark fin have to judge you on pink swim trunks!?!?
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dirtywresling102 · 2 years
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You Belong to Me - Pat McAfee (18+)
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Pat Mcafee x Jeremy
Commission:​ @chaoticbiguy
Summary: Pat’s friends are being a little too friendly towards Jeremy and Pat has to remind Jeremy who he belongs to.
Warnings: 18+, Male x Male, Jealous!Pat, Smut, Daddy!Kink, light choking.
Word Count: 3,228 
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The night was still young, Smackdown just ended and everyone was still awake from the adrenaline. With Smackdown taking place in Florida, a lot of Pat’s old football friends were visiting due to training and decided to go to the show.
Standing in the parking lot, Pat shoved our luggage into the back of the black SUV. “Come on, Pat. It’s only nine, the night is still early. We can hit up the club like old times.” Eric smiled. “I’m sure Jeremy here doesn’t want to sit around in the hotel room being bored with boring old you.” He teased me.
I couldn’t help but to crack a smile as Eric wiggled his eyebrows towards me. I couldn’t tell if he was just doing that to tease Pat or if he was doing it to flirt. Hearing Pat sigh heavily behind me, along with shutting the trunk. “I don’t know guys.” 
“Awe.” The group of friends groaned. “You’re no fun.” 
“Old man.”
 “Grandpa.” They all teasingly threw insults his way. 
“Hey, hey.” I interrupted looking at his friends who all seemed to quickly stop. “It’s not his fault he can’t keep up with the cool kids.” I turned, smirking at Pat as his friends hollered and laughed. 
Pat exhaled through his nostrils as he stared down at me. I couldn’t help but to bite the inside of my cheek yet maintain the smirk on my lips. Maybe I pushed a little too far?  “Fine.” His eyes hardened as he moved his gaze from me towards his friends. “I’ll show you guys I can still kick it.” 
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The music was loud in the club as everyone around was dancing, more so grinding up against each other to the beat of the song blaring through the speakers. Sitting at the bar with Pat I had a sweet tangy orange drink in front of me while he had a glass of beer nearly halfway gone in front of him. Watching the crowd, I swayed myself to the music, absorbing the high positive energy around us. Picking up the glass and bringing it to my lips I took one large gulp, finishing the drink, placing it back down and wiping my mouth with the back of my hand, I grabbed Pat's arm. 
"Can we go dance, please?" I begged.
"Not now, Jermey." He grumbled loud enough for me to hear. Pat stared at his drink tiredly and looked slightly annoyed. 
"Fine." I huffed, staying in my seat I frowned to see Pat's friends that begged us to come out dancing and having a fun time. The lights shining and bouncing off the wall onto the dance floor. Seeing the quarterback, Sam walk up, I smiled at him.
"Why aren't you two dancing?" He asked, eyebrows arched. Sweat rolled down the side of his forehead, probably from dancing too long and with the heat rising from everyones body. 
"Party pooper here doesn't want to dance." I said with an eye roll. 
"Doesn't mean you have to sit here in his sorrows. Come on." Sam grabbed my hand, pulling me off of the stool and towards the dance floor. Biting my lip, trying to hide my smile I didn't look twice, not even once at Pat as he became angry that his football friend dragged me away. 
"Don't let him get you down, Jeremy" Sam said as we both were in the middle of the dance floor. "Just because he didn't want to come out doesn't mean you have to be stuck in the hotel room too." Sam placed his hands on my waist with a sly smirk. My face heated up and not because of dancing around in a large group either. "You're pretty fun to hang out with, you know that?" 
It's been a long while since someone appreciated my fun atmosphere and that it felt nice to be complimented too. “You’re fun to hang out with too, Sam.” I smiled as we danced together to an upbeat song. Moving together, I didn’t realize that we were becoming closer. It was as if all my cares in the world instantly left my body as the alcohol consumed my mind, as if my feet had a mind of their own and danced for me. 
“You know, I would like to hang out with you like this more often.” I didn’t realize it as my head was swimming, Sam’s arm now wrapped around my waist. Our crotches brushed up against each other as we swayed to the music.
“That would be fun-” Feeling a strong grip on my shoulder I was pulled away from Sam and pulled into a broader chest. 
“Stay the fuck away from him, Sam.” Pat snarled his eyes dark under the neon lights.
“Woah.” Sam scoffed with a smirk on his lips, knowing he hit a nerve upon his friend. “I was just showing Jeremy here a fun time.” Sam wiggled his eyebrows towards Pat with a larger smirk on his lips. So it appeared Sam was flirting.
Hearing Pat rumble out a growl he pulled me to the side and strut towards Sam, not even hesitating he swung towards his friend, fist colliding with Sam’s jaw. Everyone close enough to us gasped loudly, quickly stepping back just in case Pat was going to swing at anyone else. “We’re leaving.” Pat announced loudly, as if he was telling everyone he wasn’t here to hurt anyone else but Sam. “And don’t ever contact me again.” Pat snarled, towards Sam who was on the ground, holding his jaw. Turning his heel he grabbed my wrist doing so and started to drag me off of the dance floor and towards the club exit. 
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The hotel door slammed shut, I flinched slightly as it echoed throughout the room. “You know, people are trying to sleep on this floor.” I slurred, whatever was in the drink was hitting me pretty hard and fast. 
Pat spun around, eyes dark and wide. “After that fucking stunt this that’s what you have to say. ‘People are trying to sleep’.” He mocks me. “Don’t act all innocent, you knew exactly what you were doing back there-”
“And what was that? Trying to have fun when my boyfriend won’t even take me out of the hotel room for a night.” I spat. “Maybe they’re right, you are getting old.” 
A spark flared in Pat’s dark eyes and he started to stalk towards me. “I’m so tired of people saying that.” He snarled. “You know what they say about us older guys?” He grabbed my wrist in a harsh manner making me swallow hard. “We have the most experience.” With that he tossed me towards the bed, making me land on my back as he took off his shirt in a swift movement, walking towards me.
Sitting up, I crawled backwards, backing away as Pat got onto the bed, making the mattress dip with the extra weight. “Get off.” I snarled as I tried to push him off. 
“Isn’t this what you wanted? To have a fun boyfriend.” Pat gripped the hem of my shirt, tugging it off my body. “Well this sounds fun, you’re going to take my cock tonight and I’m going to pump you with so much come.” Pat rubbed himself through his pants. “And by the looks of it, you’re liking the sound of that.” Both of our eyes casted down to my hardening cock that grew while I tried to push him off. 
Pat pulled away, tugging off his jeans and boxers along with mine, pulling and tossing pants and briefs onto the floor. “Fuck, just look at you.” Pat grabbed his growing cock and slowly started to stroke himself. “All spread out just for me.” His voice husky with lust. 
Blushing as Pat jerked himself at the sight of me I grabbed my own pulsing cock to please my own pleasure. “Did I say you can touch yourself?” Pat snarled.
“N- No.” I whimpered, my lips pouty knowing I shouldn’t be touching myself when Pat is in this type of mood.
“Then why are you doing it?” He swatted my hand away from my dick. “Brats don’t get to have pleasure.” 
A soft whimper left my throat as Pat brough two of his fingers to his mouth, wrapping his lips around the two he swirled his tongue, lubing them with his saliva. “Now, I want you to be a good boy and let me hear your moans and whines.” He spoke as he leaned over me, pressing the tip of his two fingers against my hole. 
I gasped loudly, buckling my hips, trying to push my ass into his touch. Pat’s free hand roughly landed on my ass making me yelp loudly. “Don’t move.” He demanded. “I’m in control of how much you take my fingers, understand?”
“Y- Yes, yes I understand.” I whined, tossing my head back. ‘Why in the hell couldn’t I keep my mouth shut and be a good little bitch to get what I wanted tonight?’ I tend to ask myself that quite a lot but seeing Pat in one of his moods like these got him going and the sex was just ten times better. 
“I don’t think you do, because you keep pushing your hips closer towards my fingers.” Another harsh spank settled on my ass cheek making me yelp loudly. 
“F- Fuck! I’m sorry!” I sobbed, my erection resting up against my stomach, begging to be touched. My tip was nearly a reddish purple color. “I- I’m sorry, I’m sorry, just please.” I breathed out heavily trying my best not to jerk my hips towards his direction for his dripping fingers to enter me. 
“You make me so fucking hard when you beg.” Pat chuckled, his two digits pressing against my hole, slowly entering. 
My head tossed back against the pillow, the burning, pleasurable feeling mixed together that I wasn’t sure if I wanted to beg him to stop or keep going. His movements made my head spin, his two long index fingers slowly pulled out only to be sucked back into my tight muscle. 
“Hmm, you’re so tight.” Pat chuckled heavily, noticing how my ass pulled his fingers right back in. “Can’t wait for my cock to be in your tight ass.”
“Then- Then please just give me your cock, please!” I whined, gripping the sheets so harshly that my knuckles turned white. I was now forcing my hands to stay pinned against the surface so they wouldn’t wander over my body, mostly to my cock. My chest raised and fell as I tried to control my breathing. My vision slightly blurred as the tension became too much.
Pat snickered as he watched my struggle against his touch. “Relax, focus on my fingers, Jermey.” He hummed, thrusting ever so slowly, in and out, in and out. “Good boy.” He praised as soft moans escaped from my mouth. Pat’s blue eyes traced over my shaking body, he loved getting a reaction out of me even if he was doing the littlest thing.
“Fuck, feels so good.” Moans spewed out of my lips as I looked down, watching Pat admire how I took his fingers. My cock throbbed at the sight. My eyes slowly closed as I tilted my head back. This was torture but also pleasurable at the same time. 
“My cock, please touch my cock.” I begged, nearly reaching for my own dick to stroke it. My balls instantly grew heavier, begging to be emptied.
“No, you’ll wait until I tell you to.” Pat’s voice oozed with dominance. I nodded my head but a small whimper escaped. 
Pat’s fingers slowly pulled out all the way, dripping with my spunk along with his saliva. “You’re clenching so tightly around me.” Pat hummed, bringing his digits to his mouth he wrapped his lips around his fingers again, suckling off my taste. A low moan escaped Pat’s throat as he pulled his clean fingers out from his mouth. “As much as I want to taste more of you, I need my cock in you.” 
I let out a shaky breath as Pat walked away and towards his bag, pulling out a bottle of lube. Opening the bottle, he squeezed the thick liquid into his hand. Stroking his cock, he smeared the lube on his growing erection. Soft groans left Pat’s throat as his hips buckled into his own touch. 
“You’re so fucking sexy all sprawled out, waiting so patiently.” Pat’s hand gripping around his cock, stroking up and down at a steady pace so he wouldn’t reach the edge. Squelching sounds echoed throughout the room as Pat’s hand picked up the pace. 
“Please, give me your cock!” I begged, my hand reaching for my aching cock, about to touch myself. 
“You touch yourself and I won’t let you come.” Pat snarled, walking towards the end of the bed. He gripped my ankles, pulling me closer towards him. “You’re going to be a good little slut for daddy while I pump you full of come.” 
Pat poured more lube upon his already slippery hand, rubbing his lubed fingers upon my fucked hole. Jerking my hips upon his touch, Pat gripping my waist during the motion. “Such an eager little slut.” Pat snickered, the tip of his cock teasing my hole. 
“Yes daddy, I’m such a little slut for you.” I whimpered, buckling my hips against his hands that were still gripping my waist. 
“Easy, little slut.” Pat purred, his cock slowly slipping inside of me. “Still need you to get used to my cock.” Pat looked down at me, his lips forming into a smirk as his nails dug into my flesh and slammed his hips against me, forcing all of his cock deeply into my tight ass. 
A loud whine left my lips as his large cock stretched and stuffed me full at a fast pace. “GOD, fuck!” My sob overpowered Pat’s laugh as he watched me struggle slightly to the discomfort. 
“Can’t handle daddy’s cock, Jeremy?” Pat slowly pulled his thickness out and pushed back in at a fast pace. 
“I can- I can handle it, fuck-” I shakily moaned, my cock pulsing with need. “I can handle your cock daddy, please more, give me more.” I begged. 
Pat seemed to like my pleading words as he let out a low grunt, his hand finally wrapping around my aching cock. “Holy shit.” My head tilted back into the pillow as I gripped the blankets and my eyes rolled in the back of my head. “Yes, yes, yes. Pat, keep fucking me.” I cried out, nearly tears forming in the corner of my eyes from the intensity. My hips buckled against Pat’s touch as his cock was fully in me.
“God, you’re such a needy bitch.” Pat groaned, pulling out and pushing back in. Pat started a perfect rhythm, his cock steady along with his hand pumping my cock. 
“You’re going to make me come.” I gasped as the tip of his cock ram into my g-spot along with gripping the base of my dick to force back my building orgasm.
“You’ll come when I tell you to, whore.” Pat’s thrusting became rough, he pulled my waist closer to him as he was nearly hanging off the bed, my legs over his shoulders as his arm wrapped around my waist with his hand gripping my cock. “You’re ass is so tight, fuck.” Pat snarled as wet skin against skin echoed throughout the four wall bedroom. 
Beads of sweat formed upon Pat’s forehead as he gritted his teeth with each pump. “That’s it, who’s making you feel this good?” Pat’s grip around my cock tightened a little more along with the pace.
My eyes fluttered shut as my head became dizzy with the high I was feeling. Feeling his pace slow down upon my member he rammed his cock harder inside of me, wanting an answer. “Y- You! You’re making me feel this good, you are Pat.” 
Pat kept jerking my cock along with the rhythm of his thrusts upon me. My hands gripped the bed sheets as I forced my orgasm back, waiting until Pat ‘okay’ for me to come. “Would a old man fuck you like this?” Pat’s thrusts snapped quickly against my ass making my muscles tighten around his thick cock. Pat leaned down, nearly folding me in half as his free hand wrapped around my throat and squeezed tightly. 
“N- No.” I choked out. “No one could fuck me like you.” I wheezed. The lack of oxygen not filling my lungs and the way Pat’s cock kept fucking in and out of my tightness nearly had me on cloud nine as my vision blurred and air leaving my lungs. It nearly made me pass out until I gasped loudly for air as his hand left my throat. 
“Come Jeremy, come with me.” Pat snarled, gritting his teeth as his thrusting became sloppier than before, the bed frame forced itself up against the wall from Pat’s harsh movements. His wet hand stroked up and down my length making my ball clench and tighten. 
As his words hit my ears my body listened. Spew of hot come erupted from the tip of my cock, spraying my lower stomach and Pat’s hand. “Pat, oh fuck, yes.” My body buzzed from the aftermath of my orgasm. Pat’s thrusting never slowed down a second as his orgasm reached him as well. Loud moans left my lips as his thick come squirted inside of me.
“Shit, Jeremy, fuck, good boy, god damn you’re such a good boy for daddy.” He moaned, buckling his hips in a sloppy pace as he rode out his orgasm. Small droplets of come forced their way out of my tip as Pat’s movements were overriding my body. My cock slowly became soft and sensitive, my chest rising and falling as I tried to catch my breath. 
Pat stood up, his hands upon my thighs as he watched his cock slowly pull from my ass, his come spilling out of my fucked hole. “Fuck.” He groaned. “That’s such a beautiful sight to see.” He hummed, placing the tip of his finger against my ass. I jerked at the feeling as he scooped his come from my dripping hole and brought his oozing finger to his mouth, suckling his juices off clean. 
Pat collapsed on the bed, exhaling as he did so. I rolled over, facing him with a large smile on my face. “Sorry if I was too rough.” Pat cleared his throat.
“Too rough?” I questioned with an arched eyebrow. Sure, Pat had a wild side and sometimes forgets if he’s going too hard while he’s balls deep inside of me. “Why would you apologize?” 
“I just wanted to prove that I’m not old.” He mumbled with embarrassment in his tone of voice. 
“Is this because of your friends teasing you earlier tonight?” I sat up, resting on my elbows. Pat’s eyes focused somewhere else in the room. “Oh Pat.” I sighed, placing my hand on his cheek I pulled his face towards me. His eyes met mine. “You know what they say about older men?” I smirked as he shook his head ‘no’. “They have more experience.” I whispered, repeating what he said earlier. 
“Oh you dirty little boy.” He grumbled, moving closer his lips met mine.
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tinydragondreamer · 2 years
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you asked how astrid being half ghost works and i will tell you....i have no idea! i was watching fatal frame maiden of black water while working on her and there's a character whose the child of a ghost marriage and i was like 'okay that's kind of a cool concept' and threw logic out the window!!!
also tell me about more ocs, i want to know how you evilly torture them
i mean it is a cool concept, and therefore no logic needed
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Have a wildermyth oc! Wildermyth has fun little backstories for every new character i love reading those blurbs and figuring out just what kind of person i've generated hee hee.
Anyways! Onfor Foxquartz (thank u wildermyth for saving me a million years of picking a name). I decided against doing the long version for the time being, so here's the shortened version! oh no it's still long i'm sorry.
He was a cowardly but kind young man who was swept up into danger and adventure alongside his lover(who's name is lost to time rip forgotten man) and village friends. Along the way he found a strange seed in the footprints of Lord Evergreen, and it sprouted into a little Cone friend!
However, he had come into possession of Oldwane's Dagger, a cursed item of terrible power, and he set off with his lover to destroy it...
...But Oldwane's Dagger was a tricky thing. It showed him two different visions of the future. Two different choices he could make; to destroy it, or to use it. And it preyed on his weakness and showed him a vision of torment and familiar corpses and endless fighting before giving way to a dream of peace and stability... and a little physical change in the arm that held the Dagger.
Onfor succumbed to the pressure of the Dagger, and chose to use it. And the Dagger warped him both physically and mentally, until he was completely unfamiliar to those around him. A skeleton, cold and brutish. His lover and friends could no longer bear it, and broke off all relations to him. The only one that stuck by his side despite everything was his little Cone.
And when everyone went their separate ways, Onfor wandered and met Lord Evergreen face to... uh... trunk... face? Anyways his little Cone refused to leave his side to go with its progenitor, so Lord Evergreen granted Onfor a blessing, to help counter the Dagger's bloodthirsty curse.
Onfor continued to wander aimlessly, no longer affected by old age thanks to the curse, and eventually he regained a little more of the warmth and identity he lost to the Dagger.
Eventually he began to train others, in hopes that if he one day loses himself to curse's bloodthirst completely, there will be people who can finally lay him to rest.
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reverendryan · 3 months
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I can't believe Akira Toriyama is gone. I know everyone's going to be more upset about Dragon Ball, and I'm sad that Daima will be his last work, but Chrono Trigger means so, SO much more to me. I didn't get it at first: I'd never played a turn based RPG before and didn't understand the menus. I could have read the manual, but I only looked at the character section because the designs were fucking awesome. Hell, the only good memory I have of my great grandfather was him flipping thru the manual and saying Lucca's name. I have no context as to why he was reading it, I was fully capable of reading it myself and he had no interest in video games, but it's something. My best friend, Justin, saw my copy of the game and asked if he could borrow it. I was so annoyed with the menus that I told him he could HAVE the game, but he gave it back after he was done and he'd shown me how the game works. Once I got it back I was HOOKED, but stuck on the first boss, Yakra. We didn't have dial up internet yet, so I just threw myself against that wall so much that when my sister decided to literally sit on her controller and bounce on it to randomly select commands I was all for it (no clue why I didn't just ask Justin). It worked, somehow, but her controller... Well, let's just say that I have *my* original controller and had to replace hers many, many years ago. Luckily we got dial up not too long after that, so if I needed help I could go to GameFAQs, and I found Icybrian's RPG page, which had fanart and fanfics for Final Fantasy and Chrono Trigger. The message boards there became my first online community and the older members of the forums mocked my typing so hard that to this day it pains me if I don't type properly. It was still fun, and I was pretty annoying so I don't blame them for it. My other early internet community included a Star Wars RPG forum, the Star Wars Council (SWC for short). Everyone made their own OCs and I really liked Frieza (but just him, I wasn't into the show enough to care about anyone else yet because I had no consistent way to watch it), so Frieza Omega (shut up, I was like 11 or 12 and it was cool back then), leader of the Bounty Hunter's Guild was born. A bit after that I also joined an actual DBZ RPG group with my cousin and his friends as Trunks. That group was less fun because the fights were judged by other people, not co-written like the SWC. All those little interlinking pieces of my life (and other bits I left out) started with Chrono Trigger and I can honestly say I wouldn't be the person I am today without it. And while the music, mechanics, and story were all amazing, the art Toriyama did gave the game so much charm. I honestly don't know if I'd have gotten into DBZ without Chrono Trigger. Even when I saw Super Sayin God for the first time my brain immediately went "that's literally just Crono!" It's kind of funny to imagine the silent protagonist Crono screaming before doing his techs, or Goku losing his voice from all the screaming and becoming a time traveling mute stuck in Super Sayin God. I'm also really surprised that I've got more to say about Akira Toriyama than I did about Kentaro Miura, the author of Berserk. I mean, I have a Berserk tattoo because of how much the story resonated with me, but then again I also have a clock tattoo because of my time obsession that started with Chrono Trigger. It's like... Berserk changed me and has an extremely warm place in my heart, but Chrono Trigger is in my bones, my veins, my DNA, and my soul. Also, I do have one piece of DBZ merch: the Devil card from the Dragonball tarot deck, which has first form Frieza on it. Now I'm thinking about buying a copy of the full deck when I can afford it, but anyway...
Rest easy, Toriyama-san; you will be missed dearly and remembered fondly.
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imagineaworld · 3 years
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mr & mrs smith | b.b
in which bucky and y/n go undercover
pairing: bucky barnes x reader, platonic/romantic undertones
word count: 2k
warnings: none
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undercover missions were usually fun. coming up with a character and a backstory was something y/n enjoyed doing the night before the mission. this time, however, her character and story were already decided.
“you two,” tony stuck his head around the corner of the door into the common room and beckoned with his finger. “come with me.”
y/n shared a confused glance with bucky from across the room. they had both been sat on opposite sides of the common room, bucky reclined on an armchair, head in a book, and y/n sat in the windowsill, her head also buried in a book. 
shrugging, y/n headed after tony, bucky following suit, wondering whether they were in trouble or not. when they got to tony’s office, bucky took a seat next to y/n, bouncing his leg up and down unconsciously.
y/n put a hand on his leg. “it’s alright,” she said, flashing a reassuring smile.
bucky smiled back, awkwardly patting y/n’s hand as it rested on his leg. he never knew how to respond to physical affection.
“alright you two,” tony chucked a file across the desk to them. y/n took her hand off bucky’s leg to read through it. “got an undercover mission for you. this time, i decided your aliases.”
“what?” y/n complained. “that’s no fun.”
“quite the opposite,” tony said. “you two are in the honeymoon suite.
bucky choked in surprise. y/n’s jaw dropped.
the two weren’t the best of friends, but they weren’t enemies either. y/n was always kind to bucky, and very physical in her affection. on multiple occasions, when going to bed, she would hug everyone good night, including bucky if he was in the room. bucky tried not to think of it personally, she did it with everyone of course. but sometimes it was the only physical affection he got for days. 
“you couldn’t have picked someone more compatible? like bruce and nat?” y/n suggested.
“vision and wanda?” bucky chimed in. the thought of going on a mission with y/n made him nervous, because she made him nervous.
tony shook his head. “has to be you two. this mission requires a particular skill set. you spend the night in the honeymoon suite, plant some bugs, secret cameras, y’know?”
“why?” y/n asked.
“after you two check out, a prominent member of a terrorist organisation will check in with his equally prominent new wife. see what information you can get, hm?”
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y/n chucked her suitcase into the trunk of the loan car. “i’m driving,” she announced.
“why you?” bucky asked, leaning against the car, dressed in dark jeans, a plain t-shirt and a zip-up hoodie to cover the majority of his metal arm.
“you’re an old man. plus you don’t have an actual licence.”
bucky protested as y/n climbed into the driver’s seat, starting the engine. grumbling to himself, he got into the passenger seat. “here you go,” he said, handing her a gold ring. “goes on your left hand.”
“yeah, i know,” y/n muttered, slipping the ring on her finger. she held her hand out, admiring the wedding band. bucky put his hand next to hers, wearing a matching band. “i always thought if i was marrying a hundred-year-old man, he’d be my sugar daddy.”
“i can buy you a coffee at starbucks,” bucky offered.
y/n chuckled. “you know what? i’ll take it.”
bucky watched y/n from the passenger side as she drove. the pair drove for an hour until they passed the nearest starbucks, where bucky bought them both a latte and a pastry for the rest of the journey. another half an hour and they arrived at the grand hotel tony had booked for them. 
they each grabbed their suitcase from the trunk. “okay, metal man,” y/n murmured. “keep your left arm hidden behind my back.”
“no shit, captain obvious.” y/n elbowed him in the side. “yeah, that’s exactly how a newlywed couple would act,” he said sarcastically. 
“okay, newlyweds starting now.”
the two walked into the hotel, suitcases in tow. bucky’s metal hand was on the small of y/n’s back, hidden from the view of the receptionist as the two of them checked in. for him, it felt strange to be touching her like that, but y/n showed no signs of even acknowledging it.
“hi,” y/n greeted sweetly, in a voice bucky had never heard before. “we’ve booked the honeymoon suite.”
the receptionist typed something into the computer. “mr and mrs smith?” she asked. bucky and y/n nodded, fake smiles plastered on their faces. “third floor, let me just get your room key,” she headed into the backroom.
“mr and mrs smith?” bucky whispered.
y/n rolled her eyes. “must have been tony’s idea of a joke,” she whispered back.
“i don’t get it.”
“never mind.”
the receptionist had returned, handing y/n a room key. “enjoy your stay,” she smiled.
“thank you,” bucky and y/n said at the same time, heading up to their room.
-
inside the honeymoon suite was beautiful. there was an expensive-looking chandelier in the middle of the ceiling, gorgeous floral wallpaper adorning the walls. on the walls also hung beautiful paintings and embellished mirrors. at the back of the room, there was a huge, decorated bed. just one.
“there’s only one bed,” bucky pointed out.
of course, there was only one bed, it’s the honeymoon suite. bucky hadn’t thought of this. 
y/n abandoned her suitcase and flopped down on the massive bed. “it’s a movie.”
“what’s a movie?” bucky asked as he sat awkwardly on the edge of the bed beside y/n.
“mr and mrs smith,” she explained. “angelina jolie and brad pitt play a husband and wife who are both assassins, but neither knows about the other because they work for different agencies. until they get assigned to kill each other.”
bucky chuckled. “sounds good, actually.”
in the golden light reflecting off the ornately carved, brushed-gold headboard, y/n looked ethereal. bucky took in her exquisite facial structure, the way her hair splayed across the pillow where she had laid, how her eyelashes fluttered against her cheeks as she closed her eyes.
“about the bed situation,” y/n said, snapping bucky back to reality as she opened her eyes to look at him. “you mind sharing? it’s pretty big and i don’t take up much space.”
bucky just shrugged, not really sure what to say.
“it’s okay if you don’t want to, you can tell me,” y/n reassured.
“no, it’s fine, honestly,” bucky replied, not entirely convincingly.
y/n got up from the bed, picked up her suitcase and opened it on the bed. she rummaged around underneath a bunch of microphones and cameras to pull out a bikini. looks like we’re filming a porno, bucky heard her mumble under her breath.
“i’m heading to the pool, wanna come?” y/n asked, disappearing into the bathroom, leaving the door slightly ajar.
bucky tapped his metal arm. “can’t.” 
when y/n came out of the bathroom, she had on a simple black bikini. she threw on an oversized shirt, grabbed her towel and her book. “alright, i won’t be too long,” she said, heading out the door.
-
happy to have some time to himself, bucky made his way out onto the balcony, taking a seat in a sun-lounger and started reading his book. it took him a while to get the image of y/n in her bikini out of his head, but eventually, he managed to focus on his book. in the midday heat, he slipped his t-shirt off over his head, shirtless in the sun.
he had been so lost in his book that he hadn’t heard y/n come back, or realised how much time had passed.
“whatcha reading?” y/n asked, surprising bucky. she was sat on the sun-lounger on the other side of the balcony, her shirt also discarded on the floor like buckys.
“i didn’t hear you come in,” bucky murmured.
“that’s the point,” y/n shrugged, opening up her book.
“to kill a mockingbird,” bucky answered her question. “saw it on a list of ‘ten books everyone should read’. have you read it?”
“yeah,” y/n used her hand to shield her eyes from the sun as she looked at bucky. “i really liked it. you enjoying it?”
“so far,” he said.
y/n diverted her attention back to her book, but bucky found it difficult to do the same. y/n’s body was exposed, leaving little to the imagination. bucky wasn’t yet used to the new way women dressed nowadays. he most certainly wasn’t complaining though. her hair was damp, slicked back and trickling droplets across her bronzed skin. her face was makeup-free, glowing in the sunlight. her long legs...
“what?” y/n asked, noticing bucky staring at her.
his cheeks flushed as he mumbled, “nothing.”
“i can cover up if it makes you more comfortable?” she offered, not unkindly.
“no, it’s fine,” he spoke louder now. “i think it’s great that women can wear whatever they want now.”
“you sure?” she checked.
bucky cleared his throat, closing his book. “yeah. i’m gonna take a cool shower now anyway, too hot.”
he headed inside, leaving y/n in her bikini on the balcony. 
-
by late evening, y/n and bucky had ordered room service for dinner and were now sat opposite each other on the humungous ornate couches. between them was a glass coffee table, holding two glasses of red wine. bucky was already on his second glass.
"so," y/n said, making conversation. "you think nat and bruce will ever make it official?"
bucky looked confused. "is it not already official?"
y/n shook her head. "nat talks my ear off about it, how she's not sure if she should make the first move or wait for him to." 
y/n wore a pink silk pyjama shirt and matching shorts, exposing her long legs, which she crossed in front of her as she sat. she took a large gulp of wine and carefully topped up her glass. bucky wore dark sweatpants and a dark t-shirt.
“why don’t you have a boyfriend?” he asked, the wine giving him an edge.
y/n looked slightly amused. “what?” 
“why don’t you have a boyfriend? or girlfriend?” he added.
“i guess i haven’t found the right person,” y/n shrugged.
he contemplated this for a moment. “so, are you...” bucky cut himself off. “never mind. none of my business.”
y/n knew exactly what he was going to ask. “a virgin? no, i’m not. you?”
“no.”
“i didn’t think so,” y/n said with a smile.
bucky frowned. “what’s that supposed to mean?”
“well, have you looked in the mirror? you’re not exactly ugly,” she said with a laugh.
bucky wasn't sure how to interpret that. he wasn't used to compliments, nor was he used to speaking so openly about sex. did that mean y/n thought he was good-looking? perhaps he hadn't been mistaken all those times he thought y/n hugged him just a bit longer than everyone else.
he didn't say anything, just poured himself some more wine. 
"why don't you have a girlfriend? or boyfriend?" y/n threw bucky's question back to him.
bucky thought for a while. he hadn't really thought about having a relationship. he didn't think anyone would want to be with someone with as much baggage as he has. but he didn't want to share that with y/n. "haven't exactly figured out this modern dating," he said, taking a sip of wine. "don't like the idea of going on a date with someone i haven't even met." 
"i tried it once," y/n confided. "nat dared me, a few weeks ago. didn't go very well." 
bucky raised his eyebrows. "why not?"
"men are pigs," y/n shrugged, not wanting to go into much more detail.
perhaps she wasn't interested in bucky then like he had thought for a second there. ask now, he thought, while its the topic of conversation.
"there's got to be someone you like though?" he asked.
he watched her shoulders rise and fall as she sighed, contemplating. "it's not a priority for me, i guess. if i find someone, cool. but i'm not looking. i think love just happens sometimes, you can't always look for it."
"i'm sorry your date didn't go well," bucky spoke lowly. "anyone would be lucky to have you."
y/n chuckled. "you think?"
"i do."
"you're real sweet, you know that?" y/n smiled softly at bucky. "anyone would be lucky to have you, too.”
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folkloreguk · 3 years
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🍒Cherry Ice Cream🍒
A/N: Happy July! I planned this almost a year ago and finally got around to writing it...I hope you like it! As always, I appreaciate feedback a lot! Hope everyone has a lovely day <3
pairing: optional bias (male) x reader (gn)
words: ~ 3.7 k
genre: fluff, comedy, lifeguard!bias, reader is the most awkward and chaotic person ever (are we at the public pool or the circus?? seriously I’m so second hand embarrassed for her lmao), bias is the hottest man in existence, the universe has something against the reader apparently (rip)
PART 2 (nsfw, both parts can be read independently)
You approached the front entrance of the public swimming pool. Everything was still going by plan. Ever since the weather had gotten warmer, you’d had swimming on your mind. And every single person in your life had been made aware of it. Despite the friendly asking and the occasional begging, you still hadn’t found anyone to accompany you to the public swimming pool. You had heard all the reasons: Work, already planned vacations, a sick pet, a hatred of water, a hatred of people, you name it. After all the searching you had come to the conclusion that you were tired of waiting. Nothing could possibly rob you of your excitement about swimming pools. You’d go alone and have a wonderful time. It would be a relaxing day with loads of time just for you. So you had told yourself. But let’s face it, nothing could have prepared you for the utter chaos you were about to walk into.
It began before you had even set both feet into the facility. Your steps were light, and you beamed, ready to enter after you had paid. The strap of your sports bag had caught in the turnstile in the entrance area. Stubborn as you were, you yanked on it, instead of turning around and manually freeing the fabric from the steel contraption. You had put your entire weight on the line, tugging and pulling, when the strap finally came loose from the turnstile. As expected from such antics, you tripped and struggled in your flip-flops, blundering into the compound like a baby giraffe walking for the first time. By the time you tried to compose yourself to look cool and relaxed after such a mistake, you noticed him.
He, who looked like a Greek god blessing you with a visit on earth. He was all tan skin, red life-guard swim trunks, perfectly sculped shoulders, pushed back hair, a smile that put the sun to shame and sunglasses sitting on top of his head. Instantly you thanked yourself for not seriously injuring yourself. The young godman crossed the lawn, presumably to take his seat by the pool, watching out for the visitors. Only he made it look like he was strutting on a runway at Paris fashion week. All you could do was pray that he hadn’t seen you entering his workplace headfirst like some impatient six-year-old.
As people passed you, you realized you were standing in the same spot where you had almost fallen a minute ago. Manifesting that this was just the silly beginning to a perfect day, you paraded into the shaded grassy area to find a spot to set up your things. Countless groups of friends, families, and lone visitors like yourself had already settled down, but you managed to find a fine spot. It was the superb balance between sunny and shady and not too far from the swimming pools and water slides. In seconds you had shed off your clothes to reveal your swimsuit underneath. Although you could barely keep yourself waiting, you decided it was best to stay there a short while before you threw yourself into the waves. Just until the sunscreen had absorbed into your skin. Meanwhile, you would unpack the catchy book you had recently begun to read.
Now and then you raised your head and peeked at the cute lifeguard. You seriously had no intentions of coming across like a creep, but you couldn’t stop yourself. The way he patrolled the side of the large pool had more coolness than the prettiest shot of a hot movie star in a film. You allowed yourself a few seconds, then you’d go back to your novel. The sounds of summer floated through the air – children laughing, water splashing, birds chirping above you – and the scent of the sunscreen catapulted you straight on cloud 9. It felt like your own small piece of paradise. Little did you know, the universe had so much more in store for you.
You hadn’t been buried in your book for even 10 minutes when a group of kids ran by. They were passing a water ball from one to the other and giggling uncontrollably. You saw it coming in your peripheral vision but had no time to react. As they had reached your level, one of them punched the ball especially hard. And instead of catching it, the dark blue ball bounced off one child’s hands and straight into the side of your face. It knocked your sunglasses off the bridge of your nose, but more importantly gave you the fright of your life. You dropped your book while the children’s mother scolded them from the side. After the initial surprise you couldn’t accept their apologies quickly enough. Anything if it could spare you from even more attention from random guests around you. Impulsively, your eyes searched for the cute lifeguard. But he was looking into the opposite direction. At least fate had saved you from embarrassing you in front of him. The last thing you wanted was to look like more of a clown than you had when entering the facility earlier. But against your expectations, the train of unfortunate events was only beginning.
Surely things would be more peaceful in the water, you had thought. When you finally entered the cool pool, it felt like heaven on earth. Fearing a case of recurrence, you avoided the shallower areas, where the children crowded and went straight for the deeper waters. Finally experiencing some form of relaxation, you swam and dived a few laps around the pool. Now and then you caught a glimpse of the lifeguard on the far end of the pool. Just to make sure he was still there. Just to make sure he’s still as handsome as when you first spotted him. And you weren’t disappointed. Gesturing kindly, he helped an elderly woman find directions to the restaurant on the far end of the site. From up closer, his smile and his jaw were even prettier – even though it had seemed impossible for him to become even more perfect.
After a while, your limbs became tired and you retracted into less busy waters, close to the exit and entrance area of the swimming pool. As you paddled your way through bodies, a bug startled you. It had by all appearances chosen you as its victim, as it took direct flight into your face. Even when you swat it away and turned around to change directions, it kept chasing you and only you. Like some crazy, obsessed stalker, it followed you to the edge of the pool. Eventually, you became tired of running and turned to it. If some random flying beetle wanted to fight you, so be it. To the untrained eye, you might have appeared like a lunatic, fanning the air, and squinting against the bright sunlight. But it was war, and you would square up against the most annoying of bugs. After a while, you realized that you were waving off the air – no more bug in sight. Only then you noted the little girl laughing in your direction from the poolside. You were way too mortified to turn into his direction at first, but when you found the lifeguard, he was conversing with one of his co-workers. Once again, you were safe.
Your next approach at a good time was the colorful waterslide close by. Certainly, these heights would not include micro-aggressive bugs. Instead, they included something far more unsettling. Considering there were toddlers going down the waterslide, you deemed it safe and fun. Your mind changed in the first sharp turn, when you tumbled over and hit your elbow from the sudden change of direction. Maybe you should have just stayed in the ring with the bug instead of choosing this more than violent escape. But it was too late. Once on the slide, you had to make it through to the finish line – more or less in one piece. Your grand finale composed of a semi-somersault off the edge of the waterslide into the pool. Although it wasn’t intentional, you still hoped it looked somewhat graceful to the audience at the bottom. Hint: No, it didn’t. You looked like a baby monkey that had been sent down a self-constructed-waterslide in someone’s backyard. It was a disaster.
Feeling over-heated and exhausted from the sun and your embarrassing antics, you found a drinking fountain by the showers to refresh yourself. Patiently, you waited in the short line until it was your turn. As fate wanted it, the next messy incident wasn’t long in the coming. In fact, it only took four sips of water before you accidentally inhaled some of it. You stepped back, choking, coughing, and gasping for air all at once. A helpful woman showed mercy with you and your awkward behavior and softly pat your back. “Are you okay, dear?” she asked. Unable to speak just yet, you smiled and nodded gratefully. Great. Maybe you should add “clown” onto your previous professions in your CT. By now, half the visitors probably knew who you were – a walking safety hazard to yourself.
After retreating to your bath towel set-up in the shade for a while, you had almost found new hope that the universe wasn’t against you that day. You managed to lie there, for a whole hour, without any issues. But then, slowly, another idea crept up on you. After all, what was summer without ice cream? By chance, you happened to know the little ice cream truck next to the yellow waterslide sold your favorite brand of ice lolly. So off you went, money in hands and wild determination in your head. The visual of the handsome lifeguard lingered in your mind even after you had passed the chair he was sitting on by the poolside. You acquired your ice lolly successfully and ripped the wrapper right away. It tasted like summer in food format, and you reveled in the cold treat for a while, as you strolled back in the direction of your bath towel.
Fully aware that you would have to walk by the insanely cute lifeguard again, you tried your best to look cool, next to the large pool. In your imagination, you were glowing in the sun, hair slightly flowing in the warm breeze and steps bouncing happily. You were the personification of summer bloom and radiating everything good about the season. For a moment, you closed your eyes and actually indulged in the warmth on your face. That was when the next mishap struck.
You didn’t even understand what was happening at first. Someone accidentally bumped into you – or did you bump into them? Upon the impact, you opened your eyes. Your ice-cream had vanished from your hands. Turns out, you had dropped it and it had landed only two feet from you. Out of balance, you stumbled ahead even after the impact. And of course, only a second later your foot stepped directly onto the ice lolly. Inevitably, you skidded and struggled to stay on your feet by means of flinging and waving your arms in the air. As if you were some stranger, trying to attract the attention of an aircraft whilst stranded on a desert island. One thing was for sure, you had everyone’s observance tied to you. With an involuntary but comedic performance of theatrical extent, you fell and hit the water surface.
The cool hit you so suddenly, you had swallowed a gulp of water before your instincts had time to set in. Quickly, your limbs began paddling to get you back to the surface. At that instant, a pair of arms suddenly linked under your armpits and swooped you up from underwater. Your brain processed what was going on. Without a doubt, someone had jumped after you and was pulling you out of the water. Stubbornly, you tried to avoid the idea of the cute lifeguard helping you out. Christ, that would really be the peak of all your embarrassing moments. No, it was probably the person you had run into, or someone who had already been in the water.
When you were placed by the poolside and blinked against the blending sun, your worst concerns came to pass. There he was, so close you could have touched his face. His worried expression changed when you opened your eyes, and he smiled, relieved. “Is everything alright?” he asked. You’d think this would make you into the most shamefaced person on the planet. And yet, all you could wonder was how two people’s genes could combine so flawlessly, so beautifully, to create such a man. When he got no answer from your moonstruck figure, he furrowed his eyebrows in alarm.
“Oh my- my god,” you stammered. “Yes! I’m fine, I’m sorry!”
You weren’t sure why you were apologizing. For worrying him? For inconveniencing him? For causing another scene? Either way, he grinned, and you felt your cheeks heat up terribly. You had to get away from there before something cringy came out of your mouth. Although you weren’t sure there was any way you could have made this more awkward than it already was.
“Make sure you have no injuries, okay?” he asked, helping you up. “If you need any medical assistance, just let me or one of the other lifeguards know.”
“Um…okay,” you said. Wow. That was no way to flirt with the most attractive person you had ever met. With all this drama you had gone through on that day, the universe could have at least blessed you with a romantic, your-life-savior-realizes-he-just-met-the-love-of-his-life moment. But no. The movies really were one massive hoax.
“It’s probably best you take a little break from the surprise, before you go back into the water,” he advised you. “And don’t hesitate to ask, if you need any more help.”
If only he knew how many times you had already tried to take a break from the surprise after everything on that day. You stood on your feet safely but felt like a cat that had fallen into the bathtub. At last, you managed a smile in the lifeguard’s direction. “Thank you.”
Funny enough, the stares people gave you bothered you only slightly as you walked back to your spot under the trees. Maybe you had used up all your embarrassment for the day. Nothing could intimidate you anymore. That meant, whatever happened from now on, it couldn’t get worse. Somehow after the pinnacle of chaos, you finally felt some inner tranquility. You went back to your novel, now and then keeping an eye out for potential water balls coming your way. But everything was calm. As time went on, you lost yourself completely in the story line and forgot about everything around you. Maybe this was all meant to happen. Perhaps it was a message, that you should have waited for your family to have a free day, or for your friend to come back from vacation. Would the same things have happened? There was no way to tell. Just as you reached a specifically exciting scene in the novel, a figure suddenly appeared in front of you. You couldn’t believe your eyes.
“Hey,” the handsome lifeguard stood there, smiling kindly. Wide-eyed, you straightened up and greeted him shyly.
“I couldn’t help but notice how happy you were about that ice cream earlier,” he said. “But then you…lost your ice cream.”
“What an interesting way of saying I stomped on it and made an absolute fool of myself,” you smirked. He chuckled.
“However you want to put it, I thought maybe you could use some cheering up,” he went on. “So I got you a new one.”
He pulled two ice-lollies from behind his back. “One for you, one for me.”
You couldn’t believe your ears. “You bought me this? I don’t want to sound rude… but aren’t you supposed to be looking out for the next victim to repeat my foolery?”
“I’m on my break,” he laughed. His eyes crinkled up cutely when he smiled, and it only made your stomach flutter more. “If you want me to leave, I will. I’m not trying to be weird or obtruding. Just making sure you’re okay, because I noticed you’re here alone.”
“Oh. No! Feel free to stay here for as long as you want!” you said, and now maybe you were the one sounding obtrusive. You scooted over and let him take a spot on your bathmat. You thanked him for the ice cream and gleefully unwrapped it. “My friends and family weren’t available today. But I really, really wanted to come here today. Maybe not my brightest idea.”
“Don’t worry, I’ve seen way worse plunges than yours. You were lucky, really. You got away with a small shock and nothing more. It was pretty impressive, actually.”
“I’m glad I have entertaining qualities, at least.”
“I’m just messing with you,” he laughed. “I’m glad you’re fine. This place gets a little wild during the afternoon, especially on weekends.”
“You don’t say,” you chuckled.
“I recommend coming here in the mornings or late evenings, if you want a little more peace and quiet.”
“Thanks, I’ll probably consider it. Do you work here full time?” you asked.
“No, this is just a summer job,” he said. “It’s great. I get to swim for free and be outside a lot. Not to mention this is one of my favorite places in town.”
“You love swimming too?” you asked and regretted it right away. A lifeguard who hated swimming made no sense, after all. But he didn’t seem to think your words were silly.
“I do! I come here a lot to swim, when it’s not as busy and I don’t have to work,” he said. The thought of seeing him again when you came back in a few days – which you already knew you would – made you feel some sort of way. You had been embarrassed, but his sweet words had appeased you. You could definitely get used to seeing his face all summer long. The two of you talked for some time, while you both finished your ice cream. You learned his name, which was just as beautiful as its owner, and that he thought you had actually looked pretty cute (!) when you fell into the pool. You swore he wasn’t even real. Perhaps he was merely a hallucination, a product of your imagination, to cheer yourself up after your messy day. Either way, your head was up in the clouds as long as he was sitting there, next to you, with his perfect shoulders and charming voice. Soon, he had to excuse himself, though. His break was over and as he had put it, he needed to prevent any more ice cream-murders from happening.
After your conversation, the universe had apparently shifted in your favor. You spent the entire rest of your day without any more misfortunes. Like you had talked to a lucky charm who had done miracles for you, you had a fantastic time. You were even brave enough to face a few more go’s down the ever-so-threatening waterslide. As it got later, more people went home, and just as he had predicted, things calmed down. And you were convinced you would stay until the bitter end. Only when a female voice announced over the speakers that the swimming pool would close in 30 minutes, you slowly started to pack up your things.
As you approached the exit, you scanned the area for your favorite lifeguard. But he was nowhere to be found. You assumed he had already finished his shift and gone home. But as luck would have it, as you neared the bicycle stands to retrieve your bike, you saw him already there. His eyes beamed when he noticed you.
“Wow, you held out a long time,” he said. “Had fun?”
“I did,” you said. You could only be grateful your ice-cream massacre was the sole of your antics he had witnessed that afternoon. Who knew how he would look at you if he had experienced your full chaotic capacity? “Thank you again, for making sure I was fine. And for the ice cream.”
“It was no big deal,” he said. “It’s what I’m here for.”
“To buy random girls ice cream?” you teased.
“No, only the special ones get the ice cream.”
“Define special.”
“To be honest? I was genuinely concerned you would feel down. I’ve seen you almost trip over when you first came in, you got hit in the face by a ball, I’ve witnessed your little quarrel with that bug and your somersault from the waterslide looked pretty rough. After all that you choked on water and then ended up falling into the pool and losing your ice cream. I supposed you could need some serious cheering up.”
Oh my god. If only you could have opened a portal straight to hell, you would have taken the chance on the spot. All this time he had been watching you? It couldn’t get more mortifying than this.
“Sorry, I sound like some creepy stalker,” he said. “I didn’t mean to stare. It’s just you-“
“I looked like a clown in a neon suit?”
“You’re really pretty,” he said. Your cheeks warmed up and you could have yelled out loud.
“But you have to admit, at least the clown part is true.”
“Maybe,” he joked. “Don’t be embarrassed. I thought you were – are – adorable.”
“Thank you,” you managed to say. What the hell were you doing? The most handsome guy was complimenting you. You had to take your chance. “Maybe sometime I could buy you some ice cream too? If you feel like it-“
“I’d love that,” he smiled. It was only the beginning of summer, but it was a glorious one. You already knew it could only get better. Instead of cursing the universe, you had to say your thank you’s now. Without your string of bad luck, things would have never led this way. Perhaps fortune was on your side, after all.
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mammor0n · 4 years
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Hot Springs | Mammon x Reader
45: “I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one will notice.” 46: “I haven’t even touched you and you’re already this wet.”
Word Count: 1250
Warnings: SMUT !!!! Dirty talk, exhibitionism, a little biting, i think that’s it? also reader has female genitalia and uses she/her pronouns
soooo i haven’t written smut for a while, and i’ve never written it on this blog before, lemme know what u think..? it turned out a bit long whoops
You hummed, relaxing back into the hot water as steam misted around your face, obscuring the bickering brothers from view. It hadn’t been easy finding a hot spring in the devildom cool enough for you to withstand, but Asmo had insisted on a relaxing day at the springs, and it wouldn’t do to have his human friend’s skin burned by scalding water.
Of course, the moment Mammon found out you and Asmo were planning an outing, he volunteered to accompany you. It wasn’t long until the other brothers found out, and before you knew it, you and seven demons were crowded in a steaming hot spring.
“Ugh, this isn’t even warm! MC, are you sure you can’t stand something hotter?” Asmo whined through the clouds of steam. 
You laughed, but before you could reply, Mammon interjected on your behalf.
“She’s a human, idiot! Anything hotter would kill her!” he snapped, glaring when Asmo rolled his eyes.
You ran your hand down your boyfriend’s arm soothingly, watching his cheeks turn pink. He moved to sling his arm around your waist, pulling you into his lap and curling his arms around your middle. Mammon pressed his face into the bare skin of your shoulder, placing a small kiss to the skin.
A shiver rippled down your spine as his hands inched up your sides, and you squirmed in his lap at the memory of his earlier teasing...
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“I can’t believe you’re going with Asmo,” Mammon grumbled, laying back on your bed, arms crossed. “To hot springs! That’s a couple thing!”
You laughed, plucking a bikini from your closet and holding it up to your body, glancing in the mirror thoughtfully. “Jealous, are we?” 
Mammon huffed. 
Turning around, you tossed the clothing to the side and crawled to lay next to him, propping your head up with your hand and running your fingertips lightly down his chest. “Because if you were… you know you don’t need to be, right?”
Another grunt. “Yeah, but you’ll be there in your bikini, that’s- that doesn’t cover shit! I’m coming,” he declared, before throwing you a cheeky smirk. “I’ll just have to show everyone that you’re mine. I’ll fuck you in front of every demon there, if that’s what it takes.” 
You swallowed thickly. “M-Mammon…”
“Kissing you, touching you, fucking you, showing them everything that they wish they could do to you... Too bad for them, the Great Mammon doesn’t share,” he growled.
The demon noticed you rubbing your legs together, longing to ease the throbbing between your thighs. He smirked, hand moving your legs apart. Mammon licked his lips, sucking in a sharp breath at the fresh damp patch on your pyjama shorts. “I haven’t even touched you, and you’re already this wet…” His words were a breathy groan, and he dragged you in for a kiss, all teeth and tongue as his hand slid beneath your shirt to dig into your waist.
There was a knock on your door, and you abruptly pulled apart as Levi’s voice pierced the heavy wood. “Hey, Asmo said you’re going to the hot springs! If you’re going, I am, too!”
Mammon rolled his eyes, but in response to your desperate glance, threw you only a wink. “To be continued?” 
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Mammon groaned at your squirming, the sound muffled as he pressed his mouth against your neck, sucking harshly on the skin as his fingers moved to tug at the hem of your bikini bottoms. You felt his hardened length nudging at your ass through his swim trunks, and you bit your lip to stifle a smile as you rolled back against him.
“Hey!” Mammon protested, voice low. “Quit teasing!”
“Payback,” you hissed, turning so that you were straddling him. Your wrists curled around his neck, fingers threading through his hair and tugging just a little too harshly on the damp ends.
Mammon caught his lower lip between his teeth, holding back a moan as you placed a light kiss to the corner of his mouth. He kissed you again, a light peck, before picking you up and spinning you around so that you were facing away from him again.
“What are you doing?”
“Shh, quiet,” he whispered, shifting beneath you. 
You froze as you felt him pulling his hard cock from his trunks, hissing a sigh of relief against your ear at the motion. His length pressed against your back, a solid weight bobbing against your skin in the hot water.
“Mammon!”
He chuckled, kissing between your shoulderblades. “I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one will notice…”
You glanced at his brothers, whose figures were distorted by the steam as they bickered about something you were too distracted to fully listen to. At any rate, their attention certainly wasn’t on the two of you.
“F-fine, but... be quick, okay?” you whispered, fidgeting in his lap at the arousal tingling between your legs.
Mammon chuckled into your skin, his fingers creeping up your inner thighs. “No promises.”
You breathed in sharply as Mammon tugged the crotch of your bikini bottoms aside, lifting you enough to line himself up at your entrance before slowly pulling you back into his lap, your hungry sex swallowing his cock in one fluid movement.
Mammon groaned, and he dug his teeth into your shoulder just hard enough to suppress the guttural sound. He muttered a low oath, hands guiding your hips slowly up and down. 
You leaned back against him, hair clinging to your temples with sweat as you breathed in lungfuls of steam. It pressed against your flushed skin like a warm cloak, the only barrier between you and your company. 
Tightening his grip on your hips, Mammon slowed your increasingly frantic pace. “Shh, we don’t want the others to find out, do we? Unless you want them to see you like this; needy, desperate, fucking yourself on my cock.” His hot breath brushed over the feverish skin of your neck, his teeth grazing your earlobe. A free hand moved to cup your breast, fingers tracing your hard nipples through your bikini top as he fucked you.
“Fuck, Mammon…” you panted. Your voice was barely audible, but the urgent whisper of his name was enough to make his cock twitch inside you, the head kissing your cervix as he groaned into your shoulder again.
His hand slid beneath your bottoms, thumb rubbing tight circles on your clit as he thrust his hips up against your ass. Practised fingers had you crumpling in his arms, cunt clenching around his cock as you came. Mammon threw his hand over your mouth, the tight press of his palm silencing your moans as he spilled inside of you with a rough, final thrust. 
Once his twitching cock had stilled, he slowly lifted you off him, hastily readjusting his trunks as you righted your bikini.
“You guys coming?” a voice called, snapping the two of you out of your blissful haze.
“W-what?” Mammon stammered.
Beel swam over to you, a large figure emerging from the cloud of steam. “We’re going to grab some lunch. You guys coming?”
You laughed shakily. “R-right. Be right there, Beel.”
He smiled patiently, and you heard the sizzle of hot water on rocks as the brothers climbed out of the water. Mammon threw you a smirk, and you leaned into his chest, breathing uneven as you coughed a nervous laugh. You felt him grin into your hair as he hugged you.
“C’mon, babe. I don’t know about you, but I’ve worked up an appetite.”
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dadsbongos · 3 years
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Katsuki Bakugou having an airhead gf for about 1130 words
Movie/Game/Show: My Hero Academia Dynamic: Katsuki Bakugou/Reader Warnings: airhead shit ig, I just got diagnosed, so I gave you ADHD because :D Summary: Katsuki never thought he’d be a fan of airheads, but here he was - holding one in his arms like he’d lose her anytime. ~~~
“Why the wide smile, dork?” Katsuki side-eyed his girlfriend.
“Because,” (Y/n) giggled, squeezing tighter at her boyfriend’s - admittedly sweaty - hand, “you came with me! You don’t usually do that.”
“Whatever,” he gruffed, “I just wanted to spend time with my girlfriend, that a damn crime?”
“No! You should do it more often,” the girl smiled, “Like all the time.”
“Maybe you’ll start training with me, hah?” the blond teased.
“No way,” (Y/n) immediately pouted as the couple walked down the street from their dorms, “Your training’s crazy! I think I'd die…”
“You wouldn’t die, dumbass,” Katsuki huffed, “I didn’t date you just to kill you.”
“I’d hope so,” the girl mumbled quietly.
~~
Tracing over the hand laid against her stomach, (Y/n) closed her eyes with a small smile as Katsuki pressed his cheek to her shoulder. Fresh slivers of golden sunlight peeked through the boy’s blinds as morning arose to wake the couple. Katsuki, for as much as he wanted to deny it, found it hard to sleep without (Y/n) - without her warmth and comfort. Something in the body he could hold so close to his was inexplicably soothing.
Neither party was asleep anymore, simply basking in the glow of morning as soft sheets spread over their lackadaisical bodies. (Y/n) turned the hand over her midsection to face palm-up and began gently running her fingers over the firm flesh there as well.
“You have pretty soft hands, Kacchan.”
“It’s some shit with my Quirk, I don’t get it,” he mumbled, “Don’t get me started on the suppository shit, that made me so pissed to find out.”
“What’s the suppository stuff about?” (Y/n) quirked a brow, looking to her boyfriend despite his eyes being closed.
“Anal fissure rectification,” Katsuki pressed his lips into a thin line, knowing he’d have to rephrase or his girlfriend wouldn’t understand, “Tears in your asshole get healed with nitroglycerin and since my sweat’s so similar, I bet it’d work too.”
“Gross,” the girl fake gagged, still drawing circles in her boyfriend’s palm, “That sucks. I’m sorry you had to learn that.”
“Helps with chest pain too, so it’s not complete shit,” Katsuki huffed, shifting so he was even closer to his girlfriend, “But that was horsecock to find out.”
“I love the way you phrase things.”
“I try.”
~~
“Man, Bakugou,” Denki murmured, watching as (Y/n) and Momo battled on the other side of the gym, “I didn’t know (L/n) was so strong. Kind of inspiring, now I wanna be more like her.”
Katsuki’s brows furrowed, he loved (Y/n) - dearly - but, “I saw her drop a pizza and cry about it for thirty minutes last night.”
~~
“If I illegally download a movie in the Bahamas, does that make me a pirate in the Caribbean?” (Y/n) suddenly asked as Katsuki was doing his homework.
Pausing, the blond turned in his chair to look his lover in the eyes, blinking at her twice before sighing, “Did you take your Adderall today?”
“...maybe…”
~~
“I hope I get run over,” Katsuki grumbled, reading off the pairings for the newest team-building exercise.
“Aw, don’t say that!” (Y/n) cheered, patting her beau’s back, “Kaminari isn’t all bad, he’s super nice!”
“You’re just lucky you got Ponytail, she’s the only useful extra here,” the boy huffed.
“Hey,” (Y/n) puffed out her cheeks.
“Stop whining,” Katsuki rolled his eyes, ignoring the calls of his name from a certain electric blond, “You’re not an extra, I don’t see why you’re pissed.”
“I’m not?!”
“Fuck no, I wouldn’t date a nobody.”
~~
“If a whole zoo escaped, what would be your top priority?” Mina suddenly blurted out.
Just as (Y/n) went to say ‘ducks’, Katsuki answered, “Tigers and lions, duh.”
“Right,” the girl nervously chuckled, “Obviously.”
~~
“Katsuki?”
“What?” the boy turned to his girlfriend, slightly disturbed as she never called him by his proper legal name since realizing she didn't have to.
“I’m scared,” (Y/n) fiddled with her fingers, “I threw a boomerang a few years ago and it didn’t come back, what if it hits me and knocks me out while I’m in class? Or while I’m on a mission?”
Katsuki’s face dropped into a deadpan, “Are you joking?”
“No.”
“Alright, come here, I’ll tell you a secret,” he waited for her to come closer, “I destroyed the boomerang,” at (Y/n)’s shocked face, he nodded solemnly, “It came in while you were sleeping a few weeks ago, I didn’t say anything cuz I knew you’d flip the fuck out.”
“Wow!” (Y/n) smiled brightly, taking her boyfriend into a tight hug, “You’re so cool, Kacchan!”
“I know.”
~~~
Looking over her study guide for the upcoming economics unit, (Y/n)’s brows furrowed, “Inflation? Isn’t that like… a kink?”
Katsuki’s head snapped over to his girlfriend as she sat at her desk, “Tell me you’re joking right now.”
~~
“If I was hiding from a killer, I’d just hide in the pantry!” (Y/n) beamed, “That way, I could eat while hiding, it’s simple.”
“Yeah, then the killer could hear you opening loudass chip bags, it’s genius,” Katsuki sighed.
~~
“I hate everyone in this school,” Katsuki grunted.
(Y/n) frowned, “Even me?”
“I said everyone, (Y/n), not every ten.”
~~
“Someone’s gotta talk to Denki about the birds and the bees,” Hanta shook his head, “Not gonna be me.”
“Huh?” Denki queried a brow, “A talk about what and who?”
“I’ll teach you about the birds and bees,” (Y/n) nodded sadly, placing a hand on her friend’s shoulder, “They’re disappearing at an alarming rate.”
~~
“The recipe says to beat three eggs,” (Y/n) read off the box of brownies.
“At what?” Katsuki snorted, “Hand-to-hand combat?”
“Has to be,” his girlfriend seriously replied, “Aizawa banned Quirks in the kitchen.”
~~
“Wanna hear a sad joke, Kacchan?”
“Why fuckin’ sad?”
“Oh, autocorrect, I meant dad.”
Katsuki’s eyes narrowed at (Y/n), “This is a verbal conversation.”
~~
(Y/n) looked up from the bed sheets in the nurse's room, “You can call it a near-death experience, Recovery Girl, but I call it a vibe check from God.”
Katsuki immediately shook his head, “Stop… please stop.”
~~
“Stress is not good for the baby!” (Y/n) shouted, gripping at the sides of her head.
Katsuki looked over, “What baby?!”
“Me!” the girl sniffled slightly, looking on the verge of tears with her study guide and notes spread out on her desk, “I’m the baby.”
Awkwardly looking away, Katsuki clenched his eyes shut before throwing his arms open and wrapping them tightly around his anxious girlfriend, “Tell me when the stress levels are down, you big baby.”
“Thanks, Kacchan.”
“Whatever, nerd.”
~~
“Hey, does it smell like gas in here?”
(Y/n) pat herself down before pulling out a lighter and igniting it, “Nah.”
Katsuki’s eyes widened as his girlfriend casually placed the lighter back in her coat pocket, “Oh my fucking God.”
~~
“Careful with my emotional baggage,” (Y/n) reminded Eijiro as he loaded her things into the trunk, “It’s designer.”
“He knows,” Katsuki rubbed at the bridge of his nose, “You say it every time.”
(Y/n) nodded, as if her boyfriend was stupid, “Because it’s funny every time, Kacchan.”
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g0ttal0ve101 · 2 years
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Vacation Headcanons
(Because I’m excited for mine!! It’s in two weeks!! 💃)
Adrien
“Four…shit. WHERE’S THE FIFTH CHILD?!”
Literally got roped into this by Thomas.
^ The babysitter for orphaned children, basically.
Paying for everything but thinks nothing of it because he’s rich asf.
Thinks of the children not by their names, but by numbers. That way he doesn’t mix them up and look like an idiot. 🧠
Worried sick about Thomas all the damn time.
Wears tacky dad shirts and shit. (See ex) #1 dad 😍
Has no idea what’s going on 98% of the time.
^ But no one knows this.
Tries to be so cool around the kids only to embarrass Thomas instantly. 😭 (help him please)
^
“Alright, cool cats, let’s get outta here!”
“…Fuck, dad…”
“MADIWMEWKENRHWKMRNEJWNEHE”
“BAHAHAHAHHSHSHSHJSNENEJEJ”
“Meow!!!”
Also he’s terrified of Lucian what
Scarlet
“This is a time to bond together!!”
Packed just the right stuff.
Second babysitter of the group.
^ But terrible at it seeing she just falls asleep on a beach towel for the majority of the time.
Doesn’t swim because she’s too good for that, yet looks the best in a bathing suit…
Sorts out all the issues that occur between the group-*cough cough* Thomas and Lucian.
^
“What happened, why are you crying? *GASP* He threw a fish at you? I will talk to him straight away, but first! Let’s get you cleaned up and get some ice cream, okay?”
Their mom.
Tries to get everyone to have bonding time together by fun activities around (arcades, the beach, an amusement park, etc.) but it almost always falls into chaos.
Deadass gets hit by waves as she’s sleeping then be like: “It’s a sign from God 😨” Bestie what 😭
Evelyn
“IS THAT A CRAB?!” *pointing at a rock*
OVERPACKED EVERYTHING.
^ Beach dresses, causal dresses, formal dresses, baddie dresses, beach shoes, causal shoes, formal shoes, baddie shoes, beach hat, causal hat, formal hat, baddie hat, 8 bathing suits, 78 sunscreen bottles, 90 towels, 62 sand toys (for lulu), 27 bug spray protection, 19 sunglasses-the list goes on.
Should not, cannot, will not go in the water at all. All she can see is those little children in the ocean…definitely getting away with peeing in there 😭
Self conscious about the way she looks in her Bikini…😢
Hates the sand, stands on top of the cooler.
Complains to Adrien the majority of the time and becomes besties with him because they are both clean freaks.
HATES any sort of beach creature. Fish, crabs, seagulls, you name it, she hates it. Literally sprays her bug spray at anything that she doesn’t like. 😭
^
“Is that a crab?”
“Yea-!”
*SPRAYS IT WITH BUG SPRAY*
“BRUH-”
Sam
“Seashells for e-everyone…!”
Poor boy probably under packs because he’s so anxious about being annoying. 🥺
Holds hands with Lulu the majority of the time, considering he’s so outgoing and he’s so nervous.
^
“So many people…”
“It’s okay! We’re almost to the beach, you see?”
“Mhm…”
Wears cute bathing suit trunks and a t-shirt to swim with because he’s a precious boy.
Does not sunburn. He just gets tanner no matter what-
Surprisingly good at swimming. He likes doing little flips under the water.
Collects seashells and makes them into necklaces for everyone because he’s just that sweet.
Hopes a shark comes and bites the fuck out of Thomas.
Lucian
“Let’s go to the beach beach! Nicki Minaj…”
Overpacks, but with nothing he needs.
^ Brings coloring books, stuffed animals, toys, but not basic stuff like shoes?? 😭
^^ So he has to share stuff with Thomas and Sam…it’s not good.
Loves the sand, loves the water, hates the fish. If he sees a fish he’s going to flip. the. fuck. out.
Makes crappy sandcastles but he’s trying his best. 🥺 (they’re just piles of sand with sticks and stuff)
Cannot swim for the life of him, so stays on the shallow end. At least, until Thomas pulls him out into the deepest part he can go. Then he’s just stuck on Thomas’s shoulders crying 😭
^
“LET ME GOOOOO GO BACKKKKK”
“You wanna go further?!”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
He wears similar things as Sam, as he’s really anxious about showing lots of skin. It was a struggle just getting him in a swimming suit that showed under his knees…he’s really weary about anything like that.
Thomas
“Yooooooooo shark week looking real good today.”
Under packs himself, but his dad has him covered and overpacks everything.
Tries to look cool in front of all the girls/boys by a nice pair of sunglasses and his swimming trunks…what he forgets is that he has -10000 muscles so he looks like a shrimp…
Pulled the stunt where he pretends he’s drowning so Scarlet would save him, but his dad came instead. I’m crying sobbing tearing up.
Catches fish to show Lucian and very much THROW THEM ON HIM.
^ Or just says he sees a fish and makes him flip the hell out.
Constantly has his dad on top of him checking his heart rate.
Drags Sam under water by grabbing his ankles and flinging him. (Don’t do this guys.)
When he wants Charlie’s attention, he’ll give him a dead serious look and say, “I see a shark.” Then, next thing you know, Charlie is on top of him screaming his heart out. 😭
^
“Baby…”
“What.”
“I don’t want to scare you but…I think I just saw a shark.”
“WHAAAAAAAATTTTTT”
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t4t-lumpygrab · 2 years
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woo some lumpygrab bits and pieces for Valentine’s day! 
transcripts: 
Orpheus: 
LSP used gOogle maps to look up “weird potentially haunted mansion” to find the place from the newspaper she’d found. It was on the top of a hill on the outskirts of the wood Tree Trunks lived in, and when Lemongrab strained his sensitive nose he could smell the faint whiff of an apple pie on the wind. It made him strangely nostalgic, and that made him sad. Was it even possible to feel nostalgic for memories that weren’t really yours? Was it right? Wasn’t it like stealing, or intruding on something that didn’t belong to you? He tried to put these thoughts out of his head. 
“Looks like this place was built before the mushroom war.” LSP said, bobbing along beside him in the breeze. “A lot of stone buildings survived. I guess the radiation didn’t destroy them or something - it’s kind of cool I guess. Like a blast from the past or whatever.” 
“Do you know a lot about old earth architecture?” 
“Nah. But Lumpy people came from irradiated stardust and irradiated humans and aliens, basically just irradiated everything really- we have a very mixed heritage. So the mushroom war is part of our history and we have to learn about it in school.” 
“I see. I have never attended a school institution, what is it like?”
“School is boring, and sad. Everyone is mean to you, you’re mean to everyone. You think you know all about everything but you don’t know anything. And if you do know anything you forget it all by the time you’re an adult. It’s a weird time. Also you have to do math.” 
“Hm, interesting.” 
“So if you’ve never been to school, how do you like, know stuff? Did you get homeschooled? Oh my glob you’re like, so fancy I bet you did. Did you have one of those weird british tutors that can do magic or is that just fantasy? It’s honestly so hard to tell with old earth movies what’s real and what’s not.” 
“No. Iiii had all my knowledge written on my brain before my creation.” 
“Convenient. No exams.” LSP raised her hand to knock on the rotting wooden door and then stopped. “Wait. You wanted me to wait outside right?”
Fishing Trip:
Lemongrab frowned as he looked down at his fishing line slicing aimlessly through the pink lemonade. “This is strange. I have not had aaaa single bite. There are normally many fish in this spot… hmm…” Lemongrab let go of the fishing rod and folded his bare arms, frowning. “I wonder... I worry... Perhaps something has happened to them?”
“Or maybe you're just bad at fishing.” LSP said without glancing up from her notebook. 
Lemongrab let out an offended gasp. “I am good at fishing thank you very much! I have extreme talent and mmm capabilities in this area and myyy expertise is unparalleled.” He realised LSP was either not paying attention to his rant or pretending not to pay attention, so he pushed down her notebook to force her to look at him. “I wrestled a lemon shark and have over 500 confirmed-”
“Okay okay I get it but... Where are the fish at tho?” LSP liked winding him up like this. 
Lemongrab narrowed his eyes.  “How dare you. I do not like these insinuations Miss Lumpy Space.”
“I'm just pointing out the facts babe.”
“One more word on this subject and I will push you in.”
“I can float.”
Caring by yelling:
Lemongrab propped the brown bear up on the pillow next to him. “Yes I always sleep with my teddy or my catcher's mitt.” 
“That's so cute… I used to sleep with a teddy too when I was little.” 
“Why did you stop? Did you not like it?”
“I don't know…” why had she stopped. That was easy, because only little kids sleep with toys. And she was a grown up. She had a job and everything- she wasn't supposed to like that kind of stuff anymore. So it's only natural that she'd throw it out. “I don't know. I guess I just thought it was like, unacceptable, or something.I don't know why I threw my toys away.” 
Lemongrab looked at her and then picked up his bear and scooted towards her under his blanket, then placed his stuffed toy next to her on the foot of the bed. “You may have him.” 
“O-Oh.” LSP gingerly picked the toy up and looked down into his shiny button eyes. “Thanks.”
Orpheus: 
“Me and Marceline played in a band together. I’m cool like that.” LSP said smugly.
“Ooo! How lucky, and how was it?”
“I played drums. And people threw rotten tomatoes at me-”
“Oh dear.” Lemongrab would never live it down if people threw rotten tomatoes at him. He wouldn't even admit it out loud if someone held a gun to his head. He was disturbed by how easily LSP threw out these strange things about herself but also he couldn't help but admire it. It made him feel strangely close to her, or perhaps that was just a sign of how lonely he was. 
“But it was fine I caught them all perfectly in my mouth.” 
“But they were rotten? Were you alright?” he asked with rising concern. 
“Yeah? I eat rotten and rancid food all the time. Really adds something.” 
“But what if you get food poisoning and… And your tummy hurts?” 
“I can’t get food poisoning because I’m from another dimension. I can eat anything basically. Like wet cement and molten lava and um, oh I ate a sprout once that was gross. I can’t eat bark though my doctor said I’m allergic to trees.” 
Lemongrab's brain short circuited at this final sentence. "To. To trees?"
"Yeah I can’t eat trees.” LSP said matter-of-factly. “I can kiss them and I can lick them and I can touch them and sniff them but I can’t eat them.”
He didn’t know what to say to this. What could anyone say, when faced with someone allergic to trees who also publicly ate rotten tomatoes? The only logic seemed to be that there was none. “Understandable. I will put no trees in your food.” 
“Aw you’re sooo sweet omg do you have any allergies? Like boys with allergies are sooo cute I love pathetic men.”
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sallertiafabrica · 2 years
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Plumber Hero
That small dialogue turned into a proper drabble. A direct sequel to Play Pretend that I felt like writing instead of working in any of my longfic WIPs :)
Marinette talks about her Mario theories. Set in childhood.
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Anyone else might’ve found staying put by a tree trunk while their friend was the one jumping on tree knots—“Take that goomba!”—and throwing pebbles on the branches—“Don’t think you can get me by surprise, Boo!”—to be the least fun role one could’ve taken, but Félix found this to be luckiest he got with a Play Pretend role.
Not only was it impossible for him to get tired before the game ended, since he just had to sit till Marinette got to him, but watching her play was one hundred times better than watching the shrieking kids making things up on the go and just throwing giant squids on top of mammoths without thought care for the logistics of it—it could be a cool concept if both the mammoths and squids were science experiments thrown together to analyze the results of such different specimens in the same place, but every time Félix tried to explain it, he was “ruining everyone’s fun.”
But Marinette seemed to agree that consistent storylines were more fun, as she always tried to explain even her most nonsensical solutions—falling back onto “games’ glitches” or “the curse broke it” when she couldn’t find one was a bit cheap, but Félix appreciated the effort to keep to the theme regardless—and she talked as her character not as a narrator saying their every line and actions.
It felt like watching a play. So much so that he was startled when, after picking up the Bulbasaur plush, punching it a few times then throwing it up to hit it with a plunger she extended a hand to Félix.
He stared unmoving at it as he pushed the jumbling thoughts aside—where did the plunger come from? When did she get out of the “forest” and into the “castle”? How did he miss the storyline? What was his script?
He took her hand, it was the safest step to take.
Marinette’s tinkling giggles unwinded his muscles as he got up.
“I saved you!” She threw her arms out and stepped forward, but quickly retreated with her arms behind her back when Félix flinched and pulled back.
“Sorry,” she said, chewing on her bottom lip.
“It’s fine.” Félix rocked on his soles. She looked– uhm… worried? Yeah, that was the look the librarian gave him when the loud kids busted in with horns where there should be mouths: worry.
He didn’t want her to be worried.
“Is that…” He gestured to her plunger, a hand on the back of his neck. “…your sword?”
The worry washed away as she slumped her shoulders, furrowing her brows.
“No…” She held up the plunger in a hand and shook it. “It’s a plunger.”
Félix short-circuited.
Wasn’t that– wasn’t that a hold in for another object? Like the Bulbasaur was to Bowser, her beret was to Mario’s hat, and the pink sash tied around his waist was to Princess Peach’s dress?
“Huh?”
“A plunger!” She beamed, smacking the plunger’s rod on her palm. “Mario never plunged the enemies, but he’s a plumber. I bet he has a plunger with him.”
“A plumber?” Félix’s head was reeling. “Isn’t he a hero?”
“A plumber hero!”
“Then how does he kill things?”
“By jumping!” Marinette jumped in place for emphasis, because of the energy overflow, or both. “And if he jumps on a koopa troopa, he can use the shell to kill everything in the way and hit buttons! Oh, and if he eats a sunflower, he can shoot fireballs! I have a theory about Mario’s fireballs,” she said, scratching her foot on the dirt to bring it closer to her other foot as she looked down, then she glanced up at Félix, “do you wanna hear it?”
He nodded with a close-mouthed uhum.
“OK, OK.” She was beaming and jumping widely again. “So– normal fireballs are just flames that look like a ball when they’re shot.” She outstretched her hands, palms faced forwards and wrists touching. “But Mario’s fireballs don’t go fwoosh–” She pushed the air. “–like other fireballs, they go boing, boing, boing–” She moved her hands sideways in curved motions before dropping them by her side. “–like basketballs! Which means the fireball’s surface must be resilient and elastic enough to bounce back from the floor—two times!—which means Mario can condensate fire to make it as resistant as rubber! Temporarily, it disperses on the third bounce.”
Félix had sat at some point, looking up as Marinette’s face lit up with an excitement that didn’t wear on him, but lifted him up even as he remained mostly quiet. She didn’t look at him, expecting for a verbal response, at the end of her explanation, but whirled back to pick up the Bulbasaur and apologize for plunging him. She just seemed happy that he listened at all. But Félix wanted to say something to her.
“Amazing…” is what he managed to push past his throat.
She turned a brilliant grin over her shoulder to him. “I know!”
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fruitcoops · 3 years
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for the jules stay with coops, would you be able to do something where jules kinda just messes around on the ice with a stick n puck n the team just kinda watch in adoration? 🤧
This is the final installment of Adventures in Babysitting! Thank you to everyone who stayed interested in this idea, which is the longest series I’ve ever written for SW fanfic (about 15k words total! Wow!). This is my favorite part so far, I think. Hope you enjoy!
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Credit for Sweater Weather/ Jules goes to @lumosinlove!
“Can I watch again today?” Jules begged, tugging on the strap of Remus’ duffel bag as they walked to the car. “Please? Please please please please—”
“Yes, you can watch,” Remus groaned, hefting their gear into the trunk. It seemed extra heavy today. “Though keep asking like that and I’m going to say no.”
“The plane doesn’t leave until six thirty, so we’ll be able to hang out with the guys after practice, right?”
“Well, yeah, but we should be at the airport by five just in case,” Remus said. “And it’s an open practice, so the media will want to ask some questions afterward. You can probably hang out with them between interviews, though.”
Jules bit his lip. “Oh. Okay.”
“We’ll figure something out, don’t worry.” He watched Jules buckle in through the rearview mirror while Sirius turned the car on. Most of the snow had melted the previous day, leaving a clear and crisp morning that Remus could feel through the windows as they drove to the rink; he felt a little bad for everyone who wouldn’t be moving around to keep warm for the next few hours.
Moody wasn’t by the door when they arrived, nor was he in the PT room. Remus checked the clock quickly and frowned—they didn’t have a lot of time to spare before they needed to get ready to go. “Coach!” Sirius called, waving down the hallway.
Arthur looked up at them and smiled. “There you are! Got your skates, Lupin?”
Remus blinked. “Uh, yeah?”
“Not you. Little Loops, did you bring your skates?”
Jules and Remus turned to Sirius at the same time and he hid a smile behind his hand. “Got ‘em right here, Coach,” he said without looking at them, holding his bag up.
“What?” Jules whispered and turned to Remus, who shrugged. “What’s he talking about?”
“You’re number…24?” Arthur squinted at his clipboard and walked closer to them. Jules nodded silently. “Alright, I think we can figure something out. You play center, right?”
Jules squeaked out a ‘yes’; Remus could feel him trembling with excitement. “I get to play?”
Arthur raised an eyebrow and bent slightly to his level. “Your brother never stops talking about how you’re the best center Wisconsin has ever seen. I wanna know if it’s true.”
“Sirius, what did you do?” Remus murmured as Jules struggled to take a deep breath.
“I may have possibly told Coach it was his last day here. Perhaps,” Sirius whispered back.
Remus shook his head. “You are the most incredible person on the planet and I’m going to kiss the daylights out of you as soon as humanly possible.”
“Love you, too.”
“Re.” Jules yanked on his arm as he jumped up and down, ramping up with every passing second. “Re, I get to skate with the team! I get to skate! With the team!”
“Looks like it,” Remus laughed. “Come on, practice starts in twenty.”
Not only had Sirius packed Jules’ skates, but somehow he had snuck all his gear into their duffels without either of them noticing; all the guys brightened when they walked into the locker room and Kasey waved to him from his stall. “Hey, Little L—”
“I get to skate!” Jules blurted as he gripped Remus’ hand hard enough to hurt.
James shared a look with Sirius—so you were in on it, too, Remus thought as he led Jules to his stall. “That’s pretty exciting,” he said with a low whistle. “How’d you swing that?”
“Coach Weasley wants to see me play.” If Jules made it through the next three hours without fainting from happiness, Remus would be shocked.
“You must be pretty good, then.” Leo grinned as he buckled into his pads. “Think you can score a goal on me?”
Jules hesitated, then nodded. “I’ll give it a shot.”
“That’s the spirit,” Finn laughed, ruffling Jules’ hair. “You got a jersey yet?”
“Nope.”
“Hmm. What’s your number?”
“24.”
“Yo, Ringer, you got an extra?” Evander Bell dug around for a moment before tossing him a clean jersey. Finn grabbed some stick tape out of his bag and tore two pieces off; when he shook it back out, a decent ‘24’ had replaced the previous ‘21’. “There you go. You might have to tuck it in a bit.”
Jules threw his arms around Finn’s waist and squeezed him tight, mumbling ‘thank you’ over and over again. Finn rubbed his back and looked up at Remus with pleading eyes—can I keep him? he mouthed, pouting when Remus shook his head. Logan and Leo ‘aww’ed in the background.
“Okay, bud, let’s get your pads on so you can enjoy your last day here.” He put a slight emphasis on the final three words and the rest of the team perked up, trading glances between their stalls as Jules hurried to change into his gear.
Thankfully, he already knew what to do, and within ten minutes all three of them were on the ice. Several fans pointed to Jules and waved; he seemed surprised by the attention and shyly smiled back. Coach’s whistle snapped them all to attention and Remus laid a hand on Jules’ helmet to keep him close, just in case. “Cap, you know our drills for today. We start our scrimmage at 12:30 and you get twenty minutes for a lunch break.”
“Yes, Coach,” they chorused. Jules’ answer was a little delayed and Remus caught several half-hidden smiles beneath visors.
“Over here, 24,” Logan said, guiding Jules to the starting line with his stick on his back. “You wanna be on my team?”
“I want dibs!” Talker called as he skated past. “Jules, who’s your favorite? Me, or Shortie Pants over there?”
“Uhhhh…” Jules looked quickly to Remus. “I don’t have a favorite.”
“Sucks to be you guys, but he’s on my team.” Sirius held his hand out for a fist bump that Jules happily obliged. “Right, buddy?”
“Totally.”
“Hell yeah.”
The drills were far easier than usual, even for an open practice, which gave everyone a chance to show off. They went through the motions, adding little flourishes here and there that the slowly-gathering crowd ate up; even Jules started having fun with it, tapping pucks back and forth with Pots between rounds and shooting goal after goal toward Kasey and Leo. He shone with joy.
When the lunch whistle blew, Remus tapped the back of his helmet lightly. “Remember that trick I did to knock Harzy over?” he asked under his breath. Jules grinned. “Want me to show you how to do it?”
“Duh.”
“Alright, c’mere.” Remus skated over to the far end of the rink, keeping an eye out until Finn was safely out of sight. “Plant your leg like this, yeah?”
Jules frowned, but did as he was told. “I thought you went right.”
“I did. You have to fake him out with the left. He falls for it every time.”
“Really?”
“Dollars to donuts. Give it a shot.” Jules wobbled a little. “Keep your balance steady…there you go!”
“Cool!” he whispered, looking up with a bright smile. Remus leaned down so they could knock their helmets together. “Cool.”
“Okay, time for lunch. You can try it out in the scrimmage.”
Jules practiced the motions all the way back to the bench, muttering instructions under his breath as Remus kept him from knocking anyone over on accident. He scarfed down a sandwich and downed a few gulps of Gatorade, which Sirius confiscated in case he drank it too fast and made himself sick.
“We’ve got a game to win, buddy,” he said. “Take it slow.”
“Scrimmage list is up!” Coach called from the doorway, tacking a sheet of paper to the wall. Everyone immediately crowded it; Remus shouldered his way through Kasey and Logan to get a good look.
He laughed out loud when he saw it. “Jules, you better square up!” he shouted over his shoulder.
“Am I playing against you?”
“Yep. You’re up against Sirius for the face-off.”
Jules’ eyes got huge in his head. “No.”
“See for yourself, buddy.”
“Does that mean we’re on the same team for once?” Sirius murmured as he leaned against the side of Remus’ stall.
“Looks like it.” He tilted his chin up for a quick kiss and Sirius tugged the edge of his shoulder pad lightly.
“Love seeing you in these.” He tapped the wooden shelf above them and grinned before straightening. “Alright, boys, let’s go!”
It almost felt like family skate again, except for the overarching vibe of genuine competitive spirit that spread through the team. Jules and Sirius skated to the center and braced for the drop; Jules dug his blades in, and not for the first time Remus was struck by how much they looked alike.
Sirius tapped the front of his skate, but Jules didn’t flinch from his laser-focus on Dumo. “He’s got his head in the game, Cap,” Dumo said with a grin. “Ready?”
“Ready.”
The puck dropped. In a flash of movement, both lunged for it; Sirius won, but Jules was hot on his heels as he skated toward the opposite goal, his face lined with pure determination. “Twelve!” Remus called, tapping his stick against the ice.
Sirius passed it, but Jules didn’t falter from his tail, moving to shadow his every moment. Remus passed James easily, but Talker stole the puck and turned it around for a quick move toward Leo, who dropped into a lunge and blocked his shot. The pace picked up after that and Remus heard the telltale click of press cameras going off along with the whoops of fans who had come to watch.
And then Jules started tailing him, the little shit. Remus did a lazy loop around the outside, then darted in to shake him—Jules reappeared moments later, a bit out of breath but otherwise fine. Remus took the puck out from underneath Logan and raced for the goal as a beautiful line opened up for him, but he heard the familiar shush-hush of Jules’ skates and braked hard.
He should have known it wouldn’t work. Jules dodged sideways at the last second, just barely missing the puck with his stick, then spun back around and chased Remus in a sharp curve through the defense. He heard several people start laughing as he lowered his center of gravity and took a hard turn; the chill of the ice burned his cheeks, but Jules didn’t leave him alone.
“Come on, Little Loops,” he taunted, grinning over his shoulder. “Come and get it!”
Jules grumbled something under his breath and pushed off harder, skating right at Remus with single-minded intensity. He saw his left foot lift and internally shook his head.
With a couple quick taps, he was behind him again. “You can’t use my own tricks against me!”
“I can try!” Jules shouted back as they flew up the ice once more. Kasey caught his shot. “Nice one, Loops.”
“Better luck next time, eh?” Remus knocked on his helmet as he skated past, still panting. Arthur was laughing so hard he had to lean against the glass while Moody patted him on the back and winked at Remus.
“Eight more years,” Moody called with a grin. “Then we’ll have two Lupins out here.”
“Wouldn’t that be something,” Remus laughed.
They stayed on the ice for a while after the scrimmage ended, losing 2-1 to Sirius’ team. Jules shadowed anyone he came within five feet of and was harder to shake off than a piece of duct tape—Remus had never been prouder.
“Harzy! Harzy, I gotta show you something!” Jules waved to Finn, who looked over in amusement from Leo’s goal. “Skate toward me like we’re in a game.”
“Sure thing, bud.”
Jules kept his eyes on Finn’s feet as they grew closer, mouthing something under his breath. No, Remus thought. Is he going to…?
He did. In one perfect motion, he picked up his left skate and pushed hard in the other direction, zipping beneath Finn’s arm and sending him in the other direction. “No!” Finn shouted immediately as Jules burst into maniacal giggles. “Absolutely not! Remus Lupin, get your ass over here!”
“That was perfect!” Remus held his hands out for a double high-five and Jules jumped to reach his palms. “Excellent form.”
Shaved ice coated them both as Finn snowed them, still scowling. “I can’t believe you!”
“Have you tried saying ‘no’ to the puppy eyes?” Remus asked, turning Jules by the shoulders and sticking his own lower lip out.
Finn scoffed, but he could hardly hide his smile. “You’re both ridiculous.”
“Indeed.” He squeezed Jules’ arms briefly. “It’s about time to head out, J. Do you want to say goodbye to everyone while I check in with Marlene?”
The unbridled excitement on Jules’ face dimmed a bit. “Do I have to go?”
“You’ve got school in a couple days.”
“I could stay until it starts again.”
“Mom and Dad miss you a lot.”
“Remus!” Marlene flagged him down from the boards and he skated over with Jules in tow, pulling his helmet off and swiping sweaty hair out of his eyes.
“What’s up?”
Before she could speak, a skinny man with large glasses pushed to the front of the group; Remus disliked him instantly. “Mr. Lupin, can you tell us—”
“Excuse you, I think she was trying to talk,” he interrupted, giving the man a stony look. “Hey, Marley, how’re you doing?”
“I’m doing fine. This is Craig Stearns, from the Hockey Daily…magazine.” Her smile was slightly forced. Tabloid. “He has a couple questions for you.”
“Hi, Craig.”
“When were you going to tell the media about your secret child?”
Remus raised an eyebrow. “My what?”
Craig’s eyes flickered down to Jules, whose grip tightened on the hem of Remus’ jersey. “Your son.”
“You mean my little brother?”
“You’ve been seen with him an awful lot this week—”
“Because he’s my little brother.”
“—and he appears to be living in your house—”
“Because he’s my little brother.”
“—and several photos show you walking hand-in-hand—”
“Do you have siblings?” Remus cut in. “I’m going to assume you don’t. My parents visited for the holidays, during which time there was a death in the family and Jules stayed with Sirius and I for the week. He was living in our house because I’m not about to put my ten-year-old brother in a hotel, and I was holding his hand so that he didn’t run into the street. Are we done here?”
Craig paused. “Can we get a picture—”
“No.”
Jules tapped his elbow and Remus bent down. “Can we go home?” he asked quietly.
“Yeah, buddy, we can go home.” Remus gave him a gentle nudge toward the boards. “Go find Sirius, okay?”
“Okay.”
Remus watched him skate across the ice until Leo caught him and swung him into the air before turning back to Craig with the coldest glare he could muster. “You can say whatever the hell you want about me, but keep my little brother out of your fucking gossip column. He’s ten. I better not see his face on some tabloid, got it?”
“Crystal clear,” Craig said with a harsh gulp.
“Good.” Remus looked over to Marlene and smiled, giving her a fist bump. “See you tomorrow, Marley. Say hi to D for me.”
“Will do.”
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After endless hugs and a standing offer to play from Coach, they finally made it to the car just before four pm. They practically had to crowbar Jules and Moody apart—Remus was half-expecting the grouchy old man to run out after their car waving adoption papers, and letting Kuny figure out Jules was ticklish may have been the worst mistake of Remus’ life.
It was cute, though, seeing the puppylike love on his teammates’ faces whenever Jules entered the room. Jules clearly had a good time; he passed out cold in the backseat within two minutes of leaving the parking lot, still damp from his shower.
“Is it bad that I don’t want to give him back yet?” Remus asked.
“I was just about to say that,” Sirius laughed, glancing into the rearview mirror. “We could tell your parents the flight was cancelled.”
“They miss him.”
Sirius sighed. “I’m sure they do.”
“I still don’t want to put him on a plane alone.”
“He’ll be safe.”
“One of us could fly with him…?” Remus shook his head. “Never mind, he’d think we were treating him like a kid. Ugh. I already miss him.”
“We’ve still got an hour or so to pack.” They turned into the driveway and Sirius parked, but neither of them moved to get out. “This was really, really fun. I’m glad we did it.”
“Me, too.” Remus sighed and twisted around to shake Jules’ knee. “Jules, we’re home. You can sleep on the plane, okay?”
Jules took a deep breath and blinked awake, scrunching his nose up. “I don’t wanna pack.”
“I’m not doing it for you, so you better get a wiggle on unless you want to go home in just your underwear.” Jules was out of the car in a flash and both of them dissolved into laughter. “Oh, fuck, I didn’t think that would work.”
“Come on, he’s about to break the door down.” Sirius snorted and got their bags out of the trunk, then tossed Jules his keys. “It’s the one in the middle, buddy.”
“The blue one?”
“No.”
“The yellow one?”
“Are either of those in the middle?”
“…is it the silver one?”
“There you go.”
Jules got it open after a moment of maneuvering and they tumbled inside in a heap of hockey gear, locking the door against the cold wind that was starting to blow. Packing wasn’t difficult—Remus had put Jules’ laundry into the dryer the previous night and threw it into his backpack as Jules collected his books and leftover socks.
They were in the car by five; Remus was a little nervous about getting to the airport on time, but traffic was light and they arrived with more than an hour to spare. Check-in was easy, they made it through security without any issues, and before he knew it, they were standing in front of the gate.
“You have everything, right?” he asked for the thousandth time as Jules rocked on the balls of his feet. “Books, clothes, everything you brought?”
“I’m fine, Re,” he said.
“You’re not hungry?”
“I had a sandwich before we left, remember?”
“It’s a four-hour flight.”
“I’ll be okay.” Jules looked up at him and smiled. “I’m ten, remember?”
I know, that’s why I’m worried. “Boarding for first-class passengers and unaccompanied minors,” a smooth voice called over the intercom. Remus’ heart leapt and he saw Sirius stiffen slightly.
“That’s you, bud,” he said around the lump in his throat, crouching to give him a proper hug. He buried his face in the side of Jules’ neck and gave him a tight squeeze. “Love you.”
“Love you more,” Jules mumbled. Remus let go after a moment and Jules moved to Sirius. “I’ll miss you.”
“Oh, buddy.” Sirius kissed the top of his head. “I’ll miss you, too.”
“Say hi to mom and dad for me, yeah?” Remus added as Jules walked over to a stewardess in a blue dress.
“I love you!” he called again. Just before they reached the gate, he stopped in his tracks. “Wait!”
“What?” Remus’ stomach dropped to his feet as Jules shrugged his backpack off and ran back to them, flinging himself into Sirius’ arms.
“I didn’t think of a nickname for you!”
“That’s okay,” Sirius assured him. “I don’t need one.”
“Nicknames are for people we care about, and I care about you,” Jules insisted. He narrowed his eyes in thought before breaking into a wide grin. “Siri.”
“Like the phone app?”
“Exactly. Might need some workshopping, though.”
“Go catch your plane,” Sirius laughed, setting him down after a final hug. Jules ran back to the stewardess, who gave them a quick smile while she helped him get his backpack on again. They stayed in their spot, hand-in-hand, until the plane was nothing but a speck among the clouds and their feet started to ache.
“They’ll come visit soon, right?” Remus leaned his head against Sirius’ shoulder as they headed for the exit.
“They will.”
“How much do you want to bet Jules left at least three things behind?”
“He probably left half his clothes under the bed, but there are so many other things we’re going to be doing tonight that don’t include tracking down a kid’s lost sock.”
“Oh, really?” Remus raised an eyebrow at him and kissed his knuckles. “I like the way you think.”
“We already earned our Oreos, mon loup. I think we deserve a reward for surviving three weeks of constant family time.”
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Title: Quarantine: A Love Story: {That Fourth Of July👀}
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Chris Evans x Reader
Warning: Cursing, Lite Angst, Plot, Stand Alone/Addition Chapter, Flirting, Slow Burn, Tease
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-Fourth Of July, 2017- 
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“I can’t believe you said that to him,” Tara said as everyone around you busted out laughing.
 You did your best to stifle yours, but it was difficult. You took another swig from your beer bottle and leaned back to brace your elbows on the lounger behind you. Your elbows bumped into someone, making you tilt your head backward to see Scott sitting there. He winked at you before he took a sip from his bottle, and you did the same.
 “What was I supposed to say? Hey, I like the way your swim trunks look on you?”
 “I think that would have been better than you’d look a lot better with them off,” you replied.
 Snickers followed.
 “Okay, Ms., I always know the right thing to say,” Scott began. “Let’s say you approached whoever it is that you’ve been eying all night. What would your opening line be?”
 “Oh no, you will not drag me into this,” you objected.
 “No, no. I think that’s a good question. What would you say?”
 You sighed and guzzled from your beer bottle, trying not to answer.
 “There are many variables. With you, you probably just wanted to get your tip wet,” you blurted out.
 “Okay, let’s say you also wanted what I wanted, the same thing. What would this opening line be?”
 You thought for a few moments staring down the beach at nothing in particular. After a few moments, Chris’s face came into focus as he walked toward the group of you from the direction you’d been looking. Of their own accord, your eyes roamed over him, taking in every detail the dwindling daylight allowed. His khaki shorts fit his frame perfectly, clinging to the right places. You could tell he was slim but also that he had plenty of muscle mass. When your eyes took in the unbuttoned salmon color short-sleeve button-down he wore that showed his white undershirt, it gave you full sight of the muscles he was still sporting thanks to Marvel.
 He was a good looking man. There was no denying that Scott’s brother was a good looking man. It was clear with how many conquests he’d had and how many women lusted after him. You sunk your teeth into your bottom lip and traced the spout of the bottle along your mouth, completely unaware of what you were doing. As he got closer, your eyes met, and Chris’s eyes zeroed in on your mouth.
 “You look like you were made for sin, and I have a long list of ways we can do it together. The list begins with suck, but there is no end to what I want to do to you,” you said as you stared at Chris.
 No one around you spoke, but you wouldn't have known if they had. All you saw was Chris. The way he looked at you made you feel--plain and simply feel, and you hated it. Over the last few months, you’d taken notice of this lingering thing between you. Whenever you looked at each other, spoke to one another, or even hung out together, it was present. You didn’t know how to explain what it was, but just because something couldn’t be explained didn’t mean it wasn’t present, no matter how you wished it wasn’t so.
 Everyone around you erupted with applause forcing you to look away from Chris’s eyes.
 “Impressive,” Tara complimented.
 “Shiit, I’d take you up on that offer,” Scott added, making you giggle.
 “No end, huh.”
 Embarrassment filled you, but something else entirely brought your eyes to Chris, who was still looking at you, and the way he was doing it made a slow tingle journey up your spine.
 “What about a game of football before we lose the light?”
 With that, everyone began to scatter to make it down the beach to begin a friendly game of football. Only this was not a friendly game of football. It was a teasing one. You and Chris were cast on opposite teams. After one play, it was clear to see that everyone was either drunk or very tipsy because no one made a touchdown or even came close to it. All anyone accomplished was stumbling over their own feet, bumping into each other, and nearly losing the ball to the water. It was a mess, but a fun mess.
 Play after play resulted in absolutely nothing but a face full of sand, or your legs tangled with someone else’s and plenty of laughter. Halfway through the game, in a play that Scott formulated, he thought it was a good idea to throw you the ball expecting you to cross the volleyball net being used as the goal point. With the ball in hand and several beers and glasses filled of dark and light liquor in your system, you attempted to run for the goal. You heard the loud cheering of those around you and dodged everyone who was coming at you. You felt like you were Tebow, Romo, or even Sanders. It didn’t take you long to start feeling yourself and begin imitating the Heisman pose every chance you got. Everyone erupted with laughter at your antics. When you thought you were home free, someone threw you over their shoulder and ran you to the water, then threw you in.
 Your scream was loud as you sputtered from the water in your mouth and the sheer shock of the temperature of the water. When you stood, you saw Chris standing there with the football under his arm.
 “Cool off.”
 You couldn’t help but laugh, as did everyone around you. Taking the opportunity of Chris being distracted, you ran to him then tackled him sending him back into the water as an incoming wave crashed over the two of you. When you came up, you saw everyone running to the water shouting as they began flinging water everywhere.
 Chris had a smile on his face watching you stand. “Ha, you cool down!”
 He laughed but then charged you, making you take off down the shore as if you could outrun him. Within a few seconds, Chris managed to throw you over his shoulder again and began wadding out to the open sea. Your laughs melded together until he tossed you over again. The two of you remained in the water playing together, laughing and just enjoying each others company.
 By the time you returned to the sand, you were soaked, and because you hadn’t gotten to take off your clothes before being mercilessly thrown into the water, your clothes were also drenched. In the bathroom, you thought of your options. You could always just walk around in your bikini. It wouldn’t be inappropriate because you were at the beach after all. It may draw eyes to you, though, you thought. You began to regret your bikini choice, mainly the bottoms that left very little to nothing to the imagination.
 As you dried off, you peeled off your clothes off of your body and examined yourself. After contemplating your options for a few minutes, you heard a knock at the door. When you opened it you saw Chris standing there, shirtless. His eyes looked over your body twice before you realized you’d fully opened the door rather than cracked it. Fixing your mistake, you left your head poking out.
 “Hi.”
 Chris cleared his throat, then dipped his head before he spoke. “Em, since it’s my fault, here you go.”
 He held out the shirt he’d been wearing earlier. Just looking at it, you knew it was going to be oversized on you.
 “Uh,” you began while slowly reaching for it.
 “Take it as a peace offering,” Chris added flicking a lopsided grin on his face, a grin you met with rolled eyes.
 “You’re lucky this is my only option, but don’t you think this makes up for what you did,” you teased, taking the shirt
 “Oh really. What do I have to do to make it up to you then?”
 The way he asked had you meeting his eyes, and that was where they stayed. You bit your bottom lip then looked away. “I’m sure you can figure something out with all your—experience.”
 You smiled, then held up his shirt. “Thanks.”
 You closed the door, then threw on the shirt and tried to find a way to rock it without it looking like it wasn’t a planned look. It took you longer than you liked, but when you finally made it out of the bathroom and back to your friends, you were comfortable with how you looked. Everyone was now around a bonfire broken off in their own conversations as a movie played on the projected screen. You didn’t see Scott right away, so after getting your phone, you found a free blanket and laid down, getting comfortable.
 About ten or so minutes, Scott joined you, filling you in on his quick sexcapade. As you listened to him, you thought, of course he’d disappeared for a little fun. You didn’t knock him for it; hell, it wasn’t a bad way to enjoy the Fourth of July. By the time he finished giving you all the details, everyone had begun making their way to the beach to watch the fireworks that would blast out over the water. You told Scott to go ahead and save your spot so you could grab another beer.
 At the back of the lawn, where there was a makeshift bar set up, you rummaged through the bucket searching for the beer you wanted, but you couldn’t find not even one.
 “I think I took the last one,” a familiar voice said.
 You turned and saw Chris standing there in a tank that showed off some of his tattoos and your favorite beer in hand.
 “Seems you did.”
 “If I gave this to you, would I then have made it up to you?”
 You smiled and stepped closer to him, close enough to take the beer with no resistance. “Nope.”
 Chris smiled while staring down at you. You didn’t move and decided you wanted to see what he would do. The way he’d been looking at you all night had finally had your curiosity overflowing. You’d heard the rumors and stories of the conquests Scott’s brother had and how he enjoyed one night stands. You were not above them, especially if the man was good looking and not an asshole. Chris licked his lips, then spoke.
 “So what do I have to do?”
 “I think what you have to do might be the same as what you want to do. If that’s the case, try it.”
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Long moments stretched with the two of you gawking at each other, both waiting for the other to make their move. You decided that if he made a move, you wouldn’t reject him, but you would not be the one to make a move. The first thunder of fireworks exploded across the sky, lighting up the lawn with bright red light. Everyone at the shore erupted with applause and cheers, but you and Chris still held each other’s gaze.
 He lifted his hand, hesitated, then lowered it to your cheek. He then slid his thumb across your skin. You didn’t know if he were wiping something away or just touching you because he wanted to.
 “What do you want, Y/N? hmm?”
 He looked lost in your skin as his fingers continued to enjoy its suppleness.
 “For you to take what you want,” you slid in, walking away from him toward the shore.
 Every few steps, you looked back at him only to turn back around in a teasing way. You were teasing him and hoped he took the bait.
  -Chris-
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He wanted to take the bait more than anything. He had been watching you all night, and he had seen you staring right at him with what you’d said about your chosen pick up line. He wondered if you were gearing it to him. he wondered about it so much that it drove him crazy the whole day. He purposely threw you in the water, knowing you hadn’t brought a spare change of clothes. It was slightly manipulative, but the part of him who decided was not the logic-driven Chris. It was the desire-driven one.
 From the day he’d met you, he knew you would be a problem. He knew you would tempt him in a way he hadn’t been before, a way that made him uncomfortable and went past wanting to stake a claim sexually. For months, your intellect tempted him. The mental sparring that was so natural with you was attractive as hell. Then the whole night peeks of your body tempted him coupled with your wit and charisma, which made it incredibly difficult to resist you.
 Earlier in the bathroom, he didn’t know if you’d opened the door so widely on purpose or if it was unintentional. He’d imagined pushing you back until your ass collided with the sink, then he imagined hoisting you up and kicking apart your thighs. He’d wanted to push those skimpy bikini bottoms to the side so badly. He’d suppressed the urge, but the sight of you in his shirt didn’t help matters. You looked like his. As he approached the crowd at the shore, he decided he’d claim it because possession was nine-tenths of the law, after all.
 “Oh my god, it’s beautiful,” you said with a gasp as you gaped at the sky in awe.
 The colors that light up your face had him even more hypnotized with you. The wind blew, and the hem of his shirt lofted enough for him to see the almost thong cut of the bikini bottoms you wore, and he moved before he even thought not to. He rested his hand at your pelvis and waited. It took a few seconds, but you placed yours over his and made a swirling “s” along his skin toward his forearm.
 “Fuck,” he whispered.
 The hushed word brought the eyes of Scott and Tara. They both looked at him quizzically, silently asking him what was wrong. That was all it took for him to remember his promise to Scott. When Scott looked away, Tara’s eyes remained on him. They seemed to be sorting through his layers until they found what they wanted. She lifted her hand and tapped his temple, then turned back to the fireworks. Fuck, he thought.
 No matter how badly he wanted you, he couldn’t have you. The facts were simple—you weren’t his. You can’t possess that which isn’t yours and that which does not want to be possessed. Softly he sighed and lowered his hand from your body. You didn’t let it fall, though. Instead, you hooked your fingers with his and held him. His eyes lowered to your entwined fingers, and he hesitated for longer than he should have. When he glanced back up, your eyes were on him, but your lip clenched between your teeth.
 Another crack of fireworks lit up the sky, but your attention was on him rather than the green in the sky. Every color was your color, he thought, then wondered if these colors would still look good glowing off of your naked body. Recognizing his thoughts, wants, and desires were dangerous, he released your hand the minute you directed your attention to something Scott was saying. You kept your hand out, waiting for him to take it again, but he didn’t. Instead, he took several steps back.
 He stood there debating with himself, going back and forth, telling himself to take your hand, but the second he even moved a muscle, he chastised himself, telling him to resist. This was the process for several agonizing minutes. With his eyes glued to your ass and the skin that taunted him every time the breeze blew, he fought the urges that came over him one by one. When he looked up, he found your eyes on him. You looked so good, as if you were the child of two pure angels. There was an innocence about you that he didn’t understand, and something that radiated off of you that had him coming to one final realization. You deserved better than this. He saw you held our hand out to him, but the only thing he knew he should do was walk away. So, he backed away, all the while staring into your eyes. The confusion he found there, he understood. He was confused too. The hurt was what took him by surprise. Unable to stomach it, he turned and walked away from you, the colors and the light you brought.
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