Diana: *notices 8-year-old Dick's uniform is on backward*
Diana: It's cute how you let him dress himself.
Bruce: Yes. He did that.
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Marinette: How does this outfit look? Wait, I shouldn’t ask you. You’re just going to say “great.”
Adrien, a supportive boyfriend: Maybe I was going to say something different this time.
Marinette: How does it look?
Adrien: Really great.
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Luz Noceda: What other people’s friends say when sleeping in bunk beds: “I call top bunk!”
Luz Noceda: What Vee says: “It’s over, Anakin! I have the high ground!”
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Eli: What happens when you die?
Stiles: You go to heaven
Eli: No, I mean, when you die. Do I get your stuff?
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Batman: Are we doing anything today?
Superman: Spendig time togther as a team.
Batman: i meant anything that matters.
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Mike: What are you thinking about?
Eleven: *coming up with a perfect comeback to a kid who was mean to her three days ago*
Eleven: Sports.
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Night after girls night
Cass: That was a great movie last night!
Babs: …I thought you hated it?
Cass: No way! There were car chases, sword fights, and ghosts!
Steph: …It was a cheesy romcom and you fell asleep five minutes in.
Cass: …Oh.
Cass: I guess I dreamed all the good parts.
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Elliot: That was a great movie last night!
Olivia: …I thought you hated it?
Elliot: No way! There were car chases, sword fights, and ghosts!
Olivia: …It was a cheesy romcom and you fell asleep five minutes in.
Elliot: …Oh.
Elliot: I guess I dreamed all the good parts.
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Flurry Heart: *screams*
Shining Armor: Somebody needs a nap.
Flurry Heart: *screams louder*
Shining Armor: It's me. I need one.
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Luke: are we doing anything today?
Travis: spending time together as a family
Luke: i meant anything that matters
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Mikey: I worked so hard today.
Leo: You just played Minecraft.
Mikey: I built a whole world.
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Frankie: I told Bloo how much fun I was having pressure washing Foster's. He insisted on taking over. I pulled the old Tom Sawyer trick.
Frankie: Except it really was fun and I want my pressure washer back.
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Sabine: Are you ready for school yet?
Marinette: No. But I will be.
Sabine: When?
Marinette: On time. Ish.
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Lilith Clawthorne: I thought I taught Hooty the basics of good manners.
Lilith: But I never explicitly told him, “Don’t gargle Cheez Whiz.”
Lilith: My bad.
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Spiral: What other people’s friends say when sleeping in bunk beds: “I call top bunk!”
Spiral: What Pacster says: “It’s over, Anakin! I have the high ground!”
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Vigilante: That was a great movie last night!
Shining Knight: i thought you hated it?
Vigilante: No way! There were car chases, sword fights, and ghosts!
Shining Knight: ….it was a cheesey romcom and you fell asleep five minutes in.
Vigilante:….oh.
Vigilante: i guess i dreamed all the good parts
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