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Bloo: Can we dance in the rain, Mr. Herriman? Mr. Herriman: No. Mac: Why not? Mr. Herriman: You'll get soaked. Bloo: What's wrong with that? Mr. Herriman: You could catch pneumonia, run up a terrible hospital bill, linger a few months, and die. *looking out the window as it continues to rain* Bloo: I always forget. If you ask Herriman, you get a worst-case scenario. Mac: I had no idea these little showers were so DANGEROUS!

#foster's home for imaginary friends #incorrect foster's home for imaginary friends #blooregard q. kazoo #mac #mr. herriman #source: calvin and hobbes

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Mac: You're a terrible influence. Bloo: You need me.

#foster's home for imaginary friends #incorrect foster's home for imaginary friends #blooregard q. kazoo #mac #source: modern family

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Bloo: Might I make a suggestion you probably won’t like? Mr. Herriman: Do you make any other kind?

#foster's home for imaginary friends #incorrect foster's home for imaginary friends #blooregard q. kazoo #mr. herriman #source: tumblr

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Mac: How are we gonna stall them? Bloo: With my obvious charm, of course. Mac: ...Do we have a backup?

#foster's home for imaginary friends #incorrect foster's home for imaginary friends #blooregard q. kazoo #mac #source: white collar

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Mr. Herriman: You disappoint me. Bloo: Don’t expect me to lose any sleep over it.

#foster's home for imaginary friends #incorrect foster's home for imaginary friends #blooregard q. kazoo #mr. herriman #source: star trek

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Happiness is making a schedule and keeping to it!

Mr. Herriman

#foster's home for imaginary friends #incorrect foster's home for imaginary friends #mr. herriman #source: the new adventures of winnie the pooh

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Bloo: *while being dragged out of a building* Alright, I'll leave! But I will leave here of my own free will!

#foster's home for imaginary friends #incorrect foster's home for imaginary friends #blooregard q. kazoo #source: the wrong guy

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Bloo: I think I'd be great in a war. I'd, like, get all the medals. Frankie: Before or after you're executed by your own troops?

#foster's home for imaginary friends #incorrect foster's home for imaginary friends #blooregard q. kazoo #frankie foster #source: friends

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Matching friendship bracelets except they’re connected with a chain and— yes okay I handcuffed us together.

Berry, to Bloo

#foster's home for imaginary friends #incorrect foster's home for imaginary friends #berry #source: tumblr

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You know…if I were to do what I was thinking, I’d be the rottenest person in the world…Okay so I’ll be the rottenest person in the world!

Bloo

#foster's home for imaginary friends #incorrect foster's home for imaginary friends #blooregard q. kazoo #source: garfield and friends

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I never yell. Even when I'm mad, I just push it down really deep, and then sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night panicked and sweaty for no reason.

Wilt

#foster's home for imaginary friends #incorrect foster's home for imaginary friends #wilt #source: superstore

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'You look unapproachable' and here you are...approaching me.

Duchess

#foster's home for imaginary friends #incorrect foster's home for imaginary friends #duchess #source: twitter

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Mac: Every time! Your big mouth gets us into trouble every time! Bloo: Not every time, only like, a third of the time.

#foster's home for imaginary friends #incorrect foster's home for imaginary friends #blooregard q. kazoo #mac #source: brooklyn 99

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Mr. Herriman: April Fools’ Day is banished, okay? Mr. Herriman: At Foster's, April 1st is officially March 32nd forever. Bloo: *crying*

#foster's home for imaginary friends #incorrect foster's home for imaginary friends #blooregard q. kazoo #mr. herriman #source: community

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*text*

Dylan (saved as "Ex >:("): Come on babe I miss you! Why don't you come over right now? We can go up to my room... you can show me how you really feel about me ;)

Frankie: Dylan. I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel about you.

#foster's home for imaginary friends #incorrect foster's home for imaginary friends #dylan lee #frankie foster #source: text

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Cop: You have the right to remain silent.

Bloo: I choose to waive that right.

Bloo: *screaming*

#foster's home for imaginary friends #incorrect foster's home for imaginary friends #blooregard q. kazoo #source: the simpsons

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They should invent a mother who is normal and says normal things and has normal interactions with her kid.

Mac

#foster's home for imaginary friends #incorrect foster's home for imaginary friends #mac #source: tumblr