#source: discord

[eepilycorrectgenshin]

Diluc: are you the murderer, Kaeya?

Albedo: i am

Diluc: ...are you sure you're not the murderer, Kaeya?

#incorrect quotes #genshin incorrect quotes #genshin #genshin impact #diluc ragnvindr #kaeya alberich #albedo kreideprinz #albedo #ragbros #source: discord

[lesbian-deadpool]

Steve: HEY!!

Steve: Happy New Year!

Bucky: HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Steve: HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Y/N: Merry Thanksgiving.

#source: discord #incorrect marvel quotes #steve rogers x reader #steve rogers imagine #steve rogers #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes imagine #bucky barnes #avengers x reader #avengers imagine #avengers #marvel x reader #marvel imagine #MCU x reader #MCU imagine #marvel #MCU

[uncorrectintamed]

Jiang Cheng: Wuxian just told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #incorrect quotes #this house is a fucking nightmare #source: discord

[incorrect-malfoys]

Lucius: Narcissa, your sister is such an interesting creature and i mean that in the most negative way possible

#hp fandom #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #lucius malfoy #narcissa malfoy #bellatrix lestrange #source: discord #bellatrix and lucius are frenemies

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Y'know, I think Hermaeus Mora looks chewy.

The Last Dragonborn, probably

#hermaeus mora #daedric princes #apocryphis #last dragonborn #dovahkiin #oc: leara roseblade #oc: aurora orianus #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: discord

[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

#source: discord #justice league #dc comics #dcau #justice league unlimited #jlu #dc #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect dc comics

[incorrect-star-allies]

Meta Knight: What are you, three?!

Magolor: On a scale of one to ten, yeah.

Meta Knight:

Magolor:

Meta Knight:

Magolor: I have self-worth issues.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect kirby quotes #incorrect star allies #kirby series #meta knight #magolor #source: discord

[traveleroffarawayplaces]

Warriors: People who sleep without socks on are weird.

Legend: People who sleep WITH socks aren't to be trusted!

Time: People who sleep are weird.

Hyrule: ....I was a sock once.

Fable: *opens the door*

Fable:

Fable: Why are you all in my closet. No, scratch that. HOW DID YOU GET IN?!

Legend: Portal.

BONUS:

Sky sleepily: What are you guys doing..?

Warriors, Legend, Hyrule and Time look up from where they were holding a sock up like a sacrifice: …

#Source: discord #lu #lu incorrect quotes #linked universe #linked universe incorrect quotes #correctn't quotes of kit #lu warriors #lu legend #lu hyrule #lu time #linked universe hyrule #linked universe legend #linked universe time #linked universe fable #lu fable #lu sky #linked universe sky

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

Stanley: You're a fucking liar. The Narrator: What, I can't even lie to you anymore? The Narrator: You're so demanding.

#source: discord #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp incorrect quotes #the queue is never the queue #swearing

[incorrect-pokevillains]

Volo, to Giratina: You may have disappointed Arceus, but I for one could not be prouder

#pokemon #incorrect quotes #incorrect pokemon quotes #incorrect pokevillains #volo #volo pokemon #ginkgo guild volo #pokemon wielder volo #giratina #giratina pokemon #source: discord

[thingsoverheardatua]

[after Kaminari got done blowing up the the group chat]

Sero: I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for you though. Or sorry that happened.

#Bakusquad #Hanta Sero #Denki Kaminari #Sero Hanta #Kaminari Denki #Sero #Kaminari #source: Discord

[eepilycorrectgenshin]

Furina: according to the judgement of That Fucking Machine

#incorrect quotes #genshin incorrect quotes #genshin #genshin impact #furina #furina de fontaine #source: discord

[lesbian-deadpool]

Peter, holding a candle: Test smell.

Natasha: Smell test.

Y/N: Now for the taste test.

Natasha: What?

Y/N, after taking a bite out of the candle: Yup! Sure tastes.

Natasha: 

Natasha, to herself: This is my child, and who I chose to marry… what the fuck is wrong with me?

#source: discord #incorrect marvel quotes #peter parker x reader #peter parker imagine #peter parker #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff imagine #natasha romanoff #mama nat #mama spider #mama y/n #papa y/n #spider son #avengers x reader #avengers imagine #avengers #marvel x reader #marvel imagine #MCU x reader #MCU imagine #marvel #MCU

[uncorrectintamed]

Wei Wuxian: I'm sorry, but this time I can't do as you say.

Jiang Cheng: What do you mean "this time"? You've never done what I have said once since I've known you.

#mdzs #incorrect quotes #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #this house is a fucking nightmare #source: discord

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix, to Draco: You may have disappointed Lucius, but I for one could not be prouder

#hp fandom #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #source: discord #auntie bellatrix

[aloilmokka]

"Are you perhaps mentally impaired?"

- Serial Designation J, to N at some point

#murder drones #incorrect murder drones quotes #serial designation j #murder drones J #serial designation n #murder drones n #she would in fact say this #source: discord