The Narrator: Wait, you like me? For my personality?
Stanley: I know, I was surprised too.
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Bucky Barnes as text messages pt. 2
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usagi: can i try rizzing you up?
dragona: uh, sure?
usagi: okay!
usagi: *inhales* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
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Vorador: I'm getting in the shower, wanna help me out?~
Kain: ...have you never taken a shower before?
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King Dedede: Must you always attack me with your words?!
Olimar: Should I use rocks?
Olimar then proceeds to pick up Mega Man and throws him at Dedede
Mega Man: Ow!
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Tav, to Gale: Shut up. Not in a rude way. Shut up in a gentle way. Shut up, darling.
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I am really glad we all decided to use the boop feature in abundance together because like. I am deathly afraid of bothering people at all times and never message people as a result but booping just feels so easy and guilt-free because everyone is doing it so nonjudgementally. it just makes me wish every day communication was this easy. and the thing is it probably is, it's just my anxiety say it isn't and it makes an extremely convincing argument.
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*texting*
Achilles: I was just thinking about u
Patroclus: it is an interesting letter :)
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The Narrator: That's what drew me in.
The Narrator: Your natural awkward anxiety ridden charm.
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Anakin: So hear us out,
Ahsoka: We kidnap them! :D
Obi-wan: NO!
Rex: NO!
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Nupraptor: Let's play 20 questions.
Ariel: Okay. What's your favorite color?
Nupraptor: Triangle. Do you love me?
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-- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT] at 10:09 am --
TG: roses r red
TG: tony hawk is a skater
AR: I'm in the shower right now, I'll get back to you later.
-- autoResponder [AR] ceased pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG] at 10:09 am --
-- timaeusTestified [TT] began pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG] at 10:15 am --
TT: Fuck you.
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