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a tale told in two parts
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woodsfae · 2 months
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Garibaldi: I think you should do less legal speed and sleep more. Dr Franklin: I'm going to do more legal speed and sleep less.
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danganronpafakes · 11 months
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Monokuma: I like you, you're trouble. Kokichi: Why, thank you. That's the nicest thing anyone has said about me in days.
Source: Babylon 5 (“Voices of Authority”)
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cG: YOUR TEAM CAN GO TO HELL! AND THE ENTIRE SESSION CAN GO TO HELL! AND YOU CAN GO TO HELL TOO, I WOULDN’T WANT YOU TO FEEL LEFT OUT.
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You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe.
-Douxie, probably
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incorrect-losers · 1 year
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Bill: Audra, what a surprise
Audra: A pleasant one?
Bill: I wouldn’t go that far
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Kruber: You got a plan?
Bardin: Let's try not to get killed.
Kruber: Brilliant.
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Mungojerrie: Something here doesn’t make sense.
Rumpleteazer: That’s what I thought when I came across "crotchety". "This can not be a real word,” I said.
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as-is-yours · 2 years
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joe: booker, what a surprise.
booker: a pleasant one?
joe: i wouldn’t go that far.
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caeric-arclight · 1 year
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Usher: I'm still waiting for an explanation, Edgar.
Edgar: Yes. And I'm prepared to give you one, Usher, as soon as the room stops spinning.
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Delenn: I can fix him.
Neroon: you are literally worse.
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gerrysherry · 8 months
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Pinata
Essex: If not for this inhibitor collar I could have warned you the dealer's arrival
Logan: and if I had full use of my claws, I'd tie you to the ceiling and split you open like a pinata. What's your point?
Essex: Ah! you see me as something filled with candy to give to young children. That takes me back and certainly spells hope for our relationship.
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effie-trinket · 11 months
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incorrect babylon 5 quotes (3/?)
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brightlotusmoon · 2 years
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So, I'm chatting with @incorrect-2003-tmnt-quotes about 2003 Mikey having a habit that we didn't see in canon: Shower thoughts at three in the morning. Random gamer thoughts at three in the morning.
He'll interrupt Donnie who's almost always awake, Don will yell at him to go to sleep, Mikey winds up unloading all his thoughts untill he falls over while Donnie finds new energy to finish a project. Donnie winds up carrying him to his bed.
Leo will stoically sit there and listen appreciatively until Mikey tires himself out because he really enjoys when Mikey rambles, it helps clear his thoughts.
Raph will usually ignore him until it's something out of left field, and then it'll turn into an argument about philosophy.
Now I want to figure out Mikey's Shower Thoughts. Not stupid ones, like a lot of people have done in fics. Existentialism, idealism, pragmatism, etc. The boy watched Babylon 5 and Deep Space 9 thank you very fucking much.
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star-trek-shallot · 2 years
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*Bones and Spock are forced to work together on a dangerous mission*
Spock: If you would just let me do my job, Doctor, I may be able to help you.
Bones: And if I had a baseball bat, we could hang you from the ceiling and play piñata.
Spock: ...A piñata, huh? So you think of me as something bright and cheerful, full of toys and candy for young children.
Spock: Thank you. That makes me feel much better about our relationship.
Attaching a link because this is Walter Koenig's line in Babylon 5 and he is very good in this show, also his character has some amazing roasts and this is one of them (this one starts around 0:50)
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