#source: @therighthandofvengeance

[therighthandofvengeance]

not that I have a bias or anything…

#who are queue? what do queue want? #babylon 5 #b5 #hera rambles #for once it’s not an incorrect quote #source: @therighthandofvengeance #i said it once and i'll say it again #it’s sheridancore time #and again… happy Valentine’s Day ❤️ #for both lovers and epileptics and those with a combination thereof

[star-trek-shallot]

Amanda: Sometimes I worry that Spock doesn't have the same universal experiences of Human children...

Teenaged Spock, walking by while his parents touch fingers: IN THE NAME OF SURAK YOU TWO GET A ROOM--

Amanda: Well, at least he's got that one.

#source: @therighthandofvengeance #star trek #star trek tos #star trek: tos #star trek incorrect quotes #incorrect star trek quotes #star trek memes #spock #mr spock #mr. spock #s'chn t'gai spock #commander spock #amanda grayson #S'chn T'gai family

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: If all of your friends jumped off of a bridge, would you?! Eli: You know that’s a ridiculous question— I’m always the friend jumping off the bridge in the first place, and you know it. Stiles: I know, I know— I heard it as soon as I said it.

(source)

#teen wolf #stilinski hale #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #eli stilinski hale #eli hale #vince mattis #source: therighthandofvengeance

[incorrectclassicbookquotes]

The Lord: I challenge YOU, Mephistopheles, to a Just Dance Battle!

Mephistopheles: I accept!

Raphael: I wanna referee. I choose Rasputin.

The Lord: RAH RAH RASPUTIN!

Mephistopheles: LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN!

My Catholic guilt is getting to me for this one. Just have to keep telling myself that it is a fictional version of God.

#the lord #mephistopheles #raphael #incorrect quotes #source: therighthandofvengeance #source: tumblr #faust

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Delenn: remember when you didn’t try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Neroon: because you somehow didn’t?

Delenn: I didn’t. my homicide “attempts” were successful.

#who are queue? what do queue want? #incorrect babylon 5 quote #delenn #neroon #tw murder mention #source: @therighthandofvengeance #pov: the one labeled “religious” is a warrior and the one labeled “warrior” is religious

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Sheridan: why is there a coffee plant in the gardens?

Ivanova: do you want me to truly learn “The Fine Art of Diplomacy”?

Sheridan: yes, I do.

Ivanova: then you didn’t see anything and you don’t even know it exists.

#who are queue? what do queue want? #incorrect babylon 5 quote #source: @therighthandofvengeance #john sheridan #susan ivanova #coffee #himbo and the bu tale as old as time #again: older brother and younger sister #garibaldi doesn’t bust ivanova because of the barter system they’ve got going wherein Susan’s coffee gets her Michael’s biscotti #the observer affects the observed. Sheridan didn’t see anything so therefore it doesn’t exist

[therighthandofvengeance]

Ivanova: can we—

Sheridan: we are not going to stab President Clark twenty-three times.

Ivanova: we’re gonna get the Mars resistance and rangers in on it too?

Sheridan: yes, yes we are.

#who are queue? what do queue want? #incorrect babylon 5 quote #john sheridan #susan ivanova #source: @therighthandofvengeance #himbo and the bi tale as old as time #again: older brother and younger sister #stabby stabby stab stab stab

[therighthandofvengeance]

Sheridan: wanna help me blow something up?

Ivanova: when has my answer to that ever been “no”?

#who are queue? what do queue want? #incorrect babylon 5 quote #john sheridan #susan ivanova #source: @therighthandofvengeance #himbo and the bi tale as old as time #again: older brother and younger sister

[therighthandofvengeance]

POV: you’re going through John Sheridan’s text messages

#who are queue? what do queue want? #incorrect babylon 5 quote #incorrect babylon 5 text messages? #that would be a new one for me #john sheridan #lizzie sheridan #delenn #susan ivanova #source: @therighthandofvengeance #of course Delenn is in his contacts as “MY WIFE ♥️♥️♥️”— what else could she possibly be? #further. Ivanova is “God” and it will never be changed in his phone. EVER.

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Garibaldi: How could you possible get in this much trouble in a singular day?

Ivanova: You think the captain did this in a day? This took us two hours, max.

#who are queue? what do queue want? #incorrect babylon 5 quote #michael garibaldi #susan ivanova #source: @therighthandofvengeance #garibaldi: you know that’s worse… right? #sheridan: …

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Delenn: I’m sorry, I just can’t remember the word for what I’m thinking of.

Sheridan: Maybe I can help you find it?

Delenn: It’s a food sword? a sword for your food?

Sheridan: Do you mean “knife?”

Delenn: Yes, that’s it! Knife!

#who are queue? what do queue want? #incorrect Babylon 5 quote #delenn #john sheridan #john x delenn #“food sword? really?” and “we’ll talk about it when you’re proficient in adronato” #I swear I’m fluent in Spanish #but also I forgot the word “cuchillo” #source: @therighthandofvengeance #and my friend’s Spanish major of a mother #she was there too #but I will never forget my Spanish teacher saying “espada de luz” #or the blank look in her eyes #anyway #light sabres amirite? #tbh we should give Delenn a knife #yeah she has a sword and a denn’bok #but there’s not a singular reason that she should be denied a knife

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Delenn: you look like you need a drink.

Sheridan: I don’t drink anymore, you know that.

Delenn: right. that doesn’t change the fact that you’re dehydrated. drink some water.

#who are queue? what do queue want? #incorrect babylon 5 quote #john sheridan #delenn #john x delenn #source: @therighthandofvengeance #“no kisses until you finish this glass of water” #“I’m gonna chug this so fast that I could be a frat house legend”

[therighthandofvengeance]

Sinclair vs Sheridan:

Ivanova: I am not having sex with Miss Winters.

Sinclair: you know that I know what hate-sex is, right?

vs

Ivanova: I am not having sex with Talia.

Sheridan: no, you’re taking “frag the Corps” to a new level.

#who are queue? what do queue want? #babylon 5 #b5 #incorrect babylon 5 quote #susan ivanova #jeffrey sinclair #john sheridan #source: me #source: @therighthandofvengeance #himbo and the bi tale as old as time #THAT’S the difference in leadership. #that’s it that’s the that’s the difference. #/hj

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#who are queue? what do queue want? #Babylon 5 meme #for once it’s not an incorrect quote #source: @therighthandofvengeance #i’m sensing a pattern here

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Sheridan: Wanna watch me do something stupid?

Ivanova: I’m actually on this diet, right now— I can’t participate in any activity that would require me to fill out even more paperwork than I already have to.

#who are queue? what do queue want? #incorrect babylon 5 quote #john sheridan #susan ivanova #source: @therighthandofvengeance #himbo and the bi tale as old as time #again: older brother and younger sister #to be fair she’s already got a lot of paperwork on her plate to begin with #like #a lot

[therighthandofvengeance]

Vir, to Mr. Morden: You’re so disappointing that when you go to disappointment competitions you just come back with a participation ribbon.

#who are queue? what do queue want? #incorrect babylon 5 quote #vir cotto #babylon 5 #b5 #source: @therighthandofvengeance #disappointment returns with participation ribbon #londo facepalming behind Vir because he could’ve come up with a much better insult yet didn’t