Jean Passepartout: Oooh, a train!
Inspector Fix: We’re in a train station, Passepartout.
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Madame Defarge: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
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Fred: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Fred is such a nice person, Fred is so happy-go-lucky! Fred can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Fred CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Fred IS in a bad mood.
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Julia: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material.
Winston Smith: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.
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I was being sarcastic because clearly he's a murderer. If I were to lock someone in a room with only 45 minutes to either have them chew their own arm off or die by sword falling on their head I'd still be sent to jail for murder. It is funny though that the movie tries to portray him as being this morally ambiguous guy when he's really just evil.
saw I trap: hey girlie! this guy is dead. but he has a key in his tummy!! could you get it out to save yourself??
saw traps II and up: preform brain surgery on yourself then eat your own arm then watch your wife be brutally murdered then melt all your skin off with this acid then kill 7 innocent bystanders. you have 45 seconds. now you'll think twice about taking antidepressants.
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And remember Jigsaw isn’t actually a murderer because he’s giving them a chance to see if they can save themselves. He says so himself
saw I trap: hey girlie! this guy is dead. but he has a key in his tummy!! could you get it out to save yourself??
saw traps II and up: preform brain surgery on yourself then eat your own arm then watch your wife be brutally murdered then melt all your skin off with this acid then kill 7 innocent bystanders. you have 45 seconds. now you'll think twice about taking antidepressants.
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AI art already looks creepy and that's when it steals from real artists. What horrible abomination will it look like when it breeds with itself? Will this be like Hills Have Eyes level stuff?
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This is good. I like this comic. It's a good concept and you executed it perfectly.
And then the dragon and the knight become good friends. The king keeps sending more knights to slay the dragon, who also ends up befriending the dragon. And finally all the knights and the dragon go and kick the king's ass (right off the throne).
Aka: A knight is sent to slay a dragon. It does not go as expected.
(or: this seemed like a better idea in my head, please bear with me)
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There was a time in 12th grade when I could have passed this easily. That time is gone
https://www.geoguessr.com/vgp/3007
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No this is exactly what they mean. If you aren’t planning on making it down the aisle with Jesus you can’t be a Christian.
I was getting arranged married to Jesus Christ on the beach. I was super upset, but my family kept telling me that I didn't have a choice. I'm a Buddhist lesbian...
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I’m having a tough time right now. My dad said something super transphobic so I stopped talking to him and my mom is taking his side. She’s threatening to cut me off if I continue this way. I don’t have the money to move out. So now I’m just stuck. I’m having a lot of anxiety right now. My mom is blaming the whole thing on me.
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I just describe it and how other people understand what I’m talking about
I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet
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So the makers of this show got sued correct
does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy
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Probably why the Duolingo app icon now just looks super defeated.
what happened to duolingo
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Do not eat poisonous berries. Poisonous berries are scientifically proven to sometimes kill people.
"you're good at art you should go to college you should start animation you should get a job in the industry you have so much potential" I SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS. EATING POISONOUS BERRIES
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