#yeah that’s what i thought

[therighthandofvengeance]

Delenn: I can fix him.

Neroon: you are literally worse.

#who are queue? what do queue want? #incorrect babylon 5 quote #delenn #neroon #source: tumblr #…how many people does this apply to again? #yeah that’s what i thought

[dvilkings]

yeah I thought it was obvious…

#when have we ever as a tumblr collective listened to the forced narrative of couples? #yeah that’s what i thought #wenclair #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wednesday

[incidentalblr]

you kin grantaire AND javert???? back in my day we used to just call it autism…

#les miserables #javert #grantaire #how is that scrupulosity ocd going for you? #you in love with your best friend? #yeah that’s what i thought #valvert #enjoltaire #les mis

[gayslumber]

If Franky were a father, he’d absolutely add a function that would make it so the baby could drink from his own chest too in order to give his partner a break

#franky being a chaotic malewife #tell me rn you can’t picture him breastfeeding his baby #yeah that’s what i thought #one piece #franky #cyborg franky #franky op #robin #nico robin #robin op #frobin #adding robin tags because even though i wrote this to be vague i was thinking about frobin the whole time

[bugcars34]

bros cunt without even trying :((

#I wanna be him so bad #my chemical romance #gerard way #Gerard and me are the same person #ever see us in the same room?? #yeah that’s what I thought

[moteldogs]

deeply embarrassing to realize how praise dependent I am

#‘man I miss my old job and I just feel unsure of myself and lonely at this job’ uh huh. is it because nobody tells you how good you are #and your old job had a part of the daily meeting that was just for telling people how good they were? #and you have no idea if you’re doing good or not without a constant stream of feedback? #and you’d rather be outright berated and maybe physically hit than have to guess whether or not you’re doing good? #yeah that’s what I thought

[gobstoppercowboy]

I don’t think it’s mentioned often enough how Tony Stark is a Sirius Black variant

#ur gonna tell me I’m wrong ?? #yeah that’s what I thought #marauders #mcu

[triple-to-stag]

I have no recollection where this factoid is from, but I remember that the 2011 worlds judges HATED gabby’s ‘we no speak americano’ music

Now we have literal vine songs on floor

I love democracy (aka gymnastics having fun high energy music >>>> tastes of crusty judges)

#my beloved ou yushan fx <3 #and NOTHING was said at that SAME world championships about komova’s techno swan lake????? #yeah that’s what I thought #worlds 2022 #liverpool 2022

[jetii-mando]

Normal, IRL, boring coronations:

Takes super long

Feels kinda outdrawn

Usually old people getting crowned

Really boring honestly

God always has to be involved

Mandalorian coronations:

One dude just straight up decks another dude

Picks up a really old laser sword

And that’s that

Tada that’s your new ruler crowned no extra fuss needed

#star wars #mandalorians #darksaber #mandalorian culture #ig? #like come on #why spend so long on crowning a ruler when it could just be that simple #‘it’s about showing power’ I’m sorry what’s more powerful: #sitting for like forever watching this dude get a crown on his head and then say words no one else can hear #or #kicking someone else’s ass and emerging with a cool as sword #yeah that’s what I thought

[acedoesstuffblr]

Hey guys I’m gonna read homestuck. Try and stop me

#homestuck #I dare you #cmon do it #coward #yeah that’s what I thought

[soggyryebread]

spy family is just miraculous for big kids

#it’s true #i’m correct #tell me i’m wrong #i fucking dare you #yeah that’s what i thought #miraculous ladybug #spy x family

[jovalencia]

if dipper isnt trans then what, pray tell, is the point of the episode dipper vs manliness

#yeah that’s what I thought #rewatching select episodes for the anniversary #carmen.txt

[femmefatalelf]

Is she “glamorizing autism” or is she just femme?

#op #yeah that’s what I thought

[andi-o-geyser]

a full SAGA of chaos choices at the diner in the centre of your mind

#so in summary: #coffee grounds; room temp vodka; the feeling of first having root beer; coffee and bacon; maple syrup; grenadine; and a calzone #they are all so insane and i love them for it #and also its such a perfect representation of a brain #bc like! yeah! that IS what my thoughts are bouncing between when i'm asked what i want for a meal! i am that fucking bonkers sometimes!! #dimension 20 #dimension 20 mentopolis #mentopolis #mentopolis spoilers #d20 #dnd #brennan lee mulligan #hunch curio #anastasia tension #conrad schintz #the fix #imedla pulse #dan fucks #alex song xia #hank green #danielle radford #freddy wong #siobhan thompson #mike trapp #d20 cast #long post #andis thought geyser

[keets-writing-corner]

Thinking a LOT about Lucifer in the latest Hazbin episode. Idk what I was expecting but not this??

As I was watching my immediate thought was just "huh... Lucifer is kinda of weird..." but as the episode went on I realized the issue

the dude is off the chain depressed, like he says it as a joke but holy cow it is SO BAD

He's manically just creating rubber ducks cuz his daughter really like it that one time but it's empty, it's never good enough but he keeps doing it, maybe cuz he doesn't know how to pass the time otherwise.

like I get the feeling he HAS better things he SHOULD be doing than making rubber duck after rubber duck. At first I was like, "Bruh why isn't the king of hell doing anything?" aaaaand then it became clear...

The dude is disassociating so bad he can barely hold a conversation let alone remember information. He clearly WANTS to, he wants to be involved with his daughter so bad, he wants to care about the things she's doing so bad, but his depression keeps interfering. It's like he can only hear every other word and he grasps onto the ones he does hear semi-out of context. Like you can see every time he catches something that he hadn't before and he just "well shit I didn't catch that part"

and that's why he reacts so weird when people talk to him. He is struggling so bad to engage with the conversation he's only getting 50% of it

does that look like the face of a man who knows what the hell the conversation is even about??? he is STRUGGLING

like Charlie spent so long telling him about the hotel, and he STILL didn't understand what she wanted. Yeah it comes off as ditzy but literally I've been in that position where your brain just "nope, not doing this right now" and nerfs your conversation comprehension. So as someone who's BEEN in that position, to me it feels exactly like what he's dealing with. He's sorta engaged with the conversation, but only as much as his brain will allow

For example, when I'm dealing with this, this is what someone talking to me feels like this where the crossed out parts are what I missed and bold is what I catch, "Hey! You know I was thinking for dinner we could either make some chicken with rice? But if you don't feel like cooking, pasta is super easy and you love that right? What do you want to do?" you can kinda get that someone is trying to talk to you about dinner, and towards the end you get the impression that they asked something that needs your input so you can decently put 2 and 2 together and try and pass off, but crucial bits were left out, I would have no idea that either chicken or pasta is in the conversation only having heard "rice". When someone is just talking at me, I can decently pass off as being engaged but the second I'm required to participate in the conversation I'm screwed. Seem familiar? At which point I have 2 options, try to give a bullshit answer, or admit that I missed what they were saying and ask them to repeat

Lucifer, unfortunately, is trying so damn hard to hide that he's dealing with like 24/7 dissociation, so he can't admit that he's missing entire chunks of the conversation, hence his really weird replies. He does eventually get the full picture and then he and Charlie start having the real conversation

Also, the Alastor/Lucifer rivalry was hilarious but also really indicative of more of what Lucifer is dealing with

Alastor is, unfortunately, really good at picking up people's insecurities, and thanks to Charlie's description earlier and watching Lucifer clearly trying to overcompensate, he immediately picks up on the fact that Lucifer KNOWS he struggles to be a good dad (we know cuz it's cuz of the depression, hard to be engaged when your brain keeps turning off) and decides to rub salt in the wound by pretending he's been acting as a surrogate father to Charlie. Now why Alastor decided to pick a fight with the king of hell is beyond me, I do not understand Alastor (and I LIKE IT) (maybe it's cuz Alastor thinks he's hot shit and was expecting Lucifer to at least have heard of him but Lucifer just treats him like a nobody? who knows)(why would Lucifer listen to radio anyways when he can't even pay attention to a conversation it'd just be white noise)

But yeah I just was expecting someone who oozed either charisma or presence and instead I got a depressed dad who's dissociating so bad he can barely function and be present in his life. The only thing it seems he CAN do is make rubber ducks cuz his daughter really liked it that one time

Idk Lucifer is tragic to me. Whatever the full details of what heavan did to him absolutely broke him and he can't deal with it. He's aware of it, and he doesn't know how to fix it, so he tries to over compensate and sorta makes an ass out of himself but no one says or does anything cuz this guy is supposed to be THE king of hell

Suddenly it's making a lot more sense why he just rolls over and lets heaven do what it wants and even told Charlie to go in his place the start of the show. He's not in any headspace to hold a basic conversation let alone negotiate! He didn't even know who Alastor was, he's been so out of touch

idk I like him, he seems sweet, I hope Charlie brings some light back into his life. He really needs to get out of that rubber duck room

#hazbin spoilers #hazbin hotel #lucifer #lucifer morningstar #analysis #dissociation #look idk what to tell you all #I watched the episode and everything makes so much more sense #when you realize he's only intaking like 50-60% of the conversations #he's not bad at listening his brain is literally preventing him from getting everything #literally I've been there #the difference between him and me tho #is that he can't show it #he's the king of hell #he has to bluff his way through conversations #but yeah literally rewatch the episode with this in mind #and watch him reply to the things he DID catch #anyways #NEW BLORBO???? #who'd've thought I would go into Hazbin Hotel #and come out with freaking LUCIFER as my favorite character #I love him #he's so sad

[achingly-shy]

“please give me a moment to say goodbye to my wife.” “did you give one to ray nadeem?”

#yeah that’s what i thought #geo rewatches daredevil