femmefatalelf

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Don't ask me for relationship advice cause I'll tell you to kill him

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didn’t ask, don’t care, plus my tits bounce when i walk

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roommate showed me his gargoyles (not a euphemism) only they weren't gargoyles they were grotesques, because they don't serve any functional architectural purpose (ie: as waterspouts), so i had to restrain myself from a category 5 pedantic fun ruiner moment

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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

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“Black-Briar Mead is just fine, if you need something to wash the dirt off a riding horse’s hooves.”

–Sabjorn

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Big fan of how cats’ noses look like little hearts. Peace and love on the planet earth.

#op #cats

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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

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simon bisley

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Snow leopards are the goofiest big cats ever. Like every picture I see of is the most chaotic thing ever. Also they are so jumpy. A thread

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no longer asking what’s wrong with me i don’t believe i care to know