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Tortured poets department?? How about tortured ears department

#sorry lol #I’m not a Taylor swift hater #but I did get the vibe that this album might flop #taylor swift #the tortured poets department

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Unfriendly reminder!

They did not burn witches! They burnt women!

There were no witch-hunts, or witch-hunters! There were women-hunts! Women-hunters!

They did not hold witch-trials! They held women-trials!

They did not care about witchcraft! They cared about women who didn’t do as they were told! Women who were intelligent! Women who investigated science! Women who broke the mould! Women who did anything, anything at all, that could be deemed “suspicious” enough for their murders, tortures, kidnappings, and public executions to be justified!

The women-hunters weren’t trying to prove theories! They didn’t care if the woman sunk or floated when they threw her into undercurrents and water rapids! They were going to kill her either way!

They were brutalists! They were sadists! They enjoyed and fed upon the prolonged suffering, physical torment, and public mocking of any woman they could get their filthy fucking hands on!

They did not burn witches!!!

They burnt women!!!

#because I am fucking sick and tired of seeing the phrase witch-hunt #or witch-trial #or witch-craze #there’s a reason why salem doesn’t sound all that different from sadist #feminism #feminist #women #witchblr #witch trials #salem witch trials #history

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Literally supposed to be me and him

something so magic about you

#there is no him #i am delusional and lonely #lily kinnie moment #hahahaha help

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Most Jegulus text conversation I’ve ever seen

you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter

#james x regulus #jegulus #marauders #marauders era #wolfstar #jily #james potter #regulus black #harry potter

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the intimacy of knowing where everything is in a friend’s kitchen........

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i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die

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I know everyone portrays Regulus as the one with exquisite and expensive taste but listen James was the only child of one of Englands richest and oldest wizarding family. He casually wears a rolex watch without thinking twice and is the type to drop hundreds of dollars on a gift. And the thing he goes about it completely unaware of how absurdly expensive all his things are

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a society that allows people to starve when there is food has failed. like. that’s it.

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Sirius the fire eater.

circus type au

ring master james

aerial performer regulus.

animal trainer lily

face painter mary?

pandora is the fortune teller / palm reader

daredevil marlene

(haven’t thought of others, feel free to suggest!)

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A piece of writing advice I've always fucking hated is "only add things that further the plot." Because no. Add stuff for fun. Give your mom a cameo. Have these characters be in love because. And yes, have characters die because. There doesn't have to be a reason for everything. The universe doesn't give a reason for everything. Why should you? And if you never add stuff for fun, you're never going to have fun.

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Dune: Part Two (2024) dir. Denis Villeneuve

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Keanu reeves as johnny utah

in Point Break 1991

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somebody had probably done this before but

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I’m just like richard papen (has no game and completely unreliable)

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ICARUS

ps: painting used on the background is “The Lament for Icarus” by Herbert James Draper. 1898.

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hitting dorian gray with a car and he stands up completely fine meanwhile in his attic a painting flies off the wall and lands in a splintered heap

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i love every character in the secret history. they're all freaks. they're all alcoholics. they're snobs. they deserve nothing but the worst. i adore them. i want to study them as if i were a mad ornithologist and they were rare, cantankerous, bastard birds.