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Bustopher Jones: Any restaurant that serves food to dogs is no longer a restaurant but a Zoo.

#source: dril #bustopher jones #cats the musical #incorrect quotes

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Gus: I just wanna say, from the bottom of my heart, that I took a prescription sleeping pill and I have no idea what’s happening. What am I doing here?

#source: go on #gus the theatre cat #cats the musical #incorrect quotes #//as always- just to be safe-- #cw: drugs

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Cassandra: You've never told a white lie to make someone feel better?

Munkustrap: I only lie if someone’s safety is at risk. Or if a small kitten asks about Santa Claus.

#source: B99 #cassandra #munkustrap #cats the musical #incorrect quotes #//almost said ''juvenile jellicle'' for alliteration but it wasnt funny enough to make up for awkwardness #//and arent u glad i ASLO avoided a ''santa claws'' joke? #//*ALSO lmao fuck

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Mungojerrie: Something here doesn’t make sense.

Rumpleteazer: That’s what I thought when I came across "crotchety". "This can not be a real word,” I said.

#source: babylon 5 #Mungojerrie #Rumpleteazer #cats the musical #incorrect quotes

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*First dinner with girlfriend’s parents*

Plato: It’s a song by suff-Jan Stevens.

Bustopher Jones: *chuckling* Surely you mean Souf-yawn, my boy. You’re so daft it’s charming…where do you keep finding them, darling?

Victoria: Found him outside of Barnes & Nobel trying to tape three cigarettes together!

#source: sabatonfan69 #plato #bustopher jones #victoria #platoria #cats the musical #incorrect quotes

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Munkustrap: *responding to a sext* Wow, that's really hot...but in the last message you said you’re pinning my hands above my head, but now you say you're kissing down my chest. Unless you let go of my hands or have some incredible stretching powers, it seems like you lost track of the continuity.

#source: zachsilberberg #munkustrap #cats the musical #incorrect quotes #Mystery Cat #nsft text

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Cassandra: Full offense, but some of you would run upstairs when pursued by a murderer.

Bombalurina: It’s where the bedroom’s at.

#source: idk several people contributed #cassandra #Bombalurina #cats the musical #incorrect quotes #suggestive text #implied: #bombacavity

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Macavity: Remember that all sentences must have a noun, a verb, and the phrase "foolish mortals".

#Source: WTNV #Macavity #cats the musical #incorrect quotes

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Electra: Friendship is so crazy, they literally invented people who are niceys to you...And you get to love and care for them...

#source: thepoisonroom #electra #cats the musical #incorrect quotes

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Quaxo: Q is too high up in the alphabet. I respect it but it has no place between P and R. Should be at the end with the weirdo/goth letters.

#source: i_zzzzzz #quaxo #cats the musical #incorrect quotes #maybe: #Mr Mistoffelees

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Demeter: When I was a kid, I used to think adults were being patronizing when they said shit like, "You're getting so big!" But now I'm older, and I have a lot more friends who have kids, and let me tell you something those fuckers are gettin’ bigger than hell.

#source: tveite #demeter #cats the musical #incorrect quotes

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Mr. Mistoffelees: Hahaha, Frank Ocean?  What's next, Frank...uhhh *tries to imagine what the opposite of "the ocean" is and suddenly becomes aware of his own blood, images of various fetuses across all species that look like fish, feeling of the moon stirring up primordial soup, ancient tides,*

#source: atothe_d #Mr Mistoffelees #cats the musical #incorrect quotes

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Macavity: Sad to see people betraying their friends for no reason. Couldn't be me. I only betray my friends when it gives me an advantage.

#source: dril #Macavity #cats the musical #incorrect quotes

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Rumpleteazer: Well, Jemima, it seems we've put together a baseball team, and I'm wondering, who's on first, eh?

Jemima: Yes! Not the pronoun, but rather a player with the peculiar name of "Who" is on first.

Rumpleteazer: Well that's just great, Jem. We've been out here six seconds and you've already managed to blow the routine.

#source: the simpsons #Rumpleteazer #Jemima #cats the musical #incorrect quotes #Mystery Cat

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Jennyanydots: I hit you with a “wakey wakey“ text at 12:54 AM. The notification rouses you from your slumber. This is a test that will determine the course of our relationship—you have a lot on the line, but me? I have nothing to lose.

#source: slaughthie #jennyanydots #cats the musical #incorrect quotes

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Mr. Mistoffelees: Did you know if you start playing Dark Side of the Moon and The Wizard of Oz at the same time you can’t hear either very well and it’s frustrating?

#source: mastodon #Mr Mistoffelees #cats the musical #incorrect quotes

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Old Deuteronomy: I think you can learn incredible secrets about the world from every person you speak to, and the secrets are often mundane to those people. Cool!

#source: lilyhops #old deuteronomy #cats the musical #incorrect quotes