Yelena: Could I borrow your jacket? I feel like I'm wearing a bikini.
Kate: I once wore a bikini to school.
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Voldemort: Are you sure you can pull this off?
Crouch Jr.: [disguised as Moody] CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
Voldemort:
Peter:
Crouch Jr.: Don't worry, I got this. It's a Mad-Eye thing.
Peter: ...Did he just refer to himself in the third person?
Voldemort: Um...fourth person, I think?
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(After returning from the Ever After, Jaune Arc went to the bathroom)
Jaune: (Gazing lovingly at the toilet and toilet paper) Thank you. No more banana leaves...
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Jill: Are you going to help or are you too pretty?
Leon: I’m too pretty.
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Korsica: Are you gonna help, or are you too pretty?
Mimosa: I’m too pretty.
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Joyce: Could I borrow your jacket? I feel like I'm wearing a bikini.
Amber: I once wore a bikini to school.
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Cas: I think Football is pointless. I don't understand the obsession with throwing a ball on the ground and yelling "Yay, touchdown, five points!"
Dean: okay...there's a lot wrong with that
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Nita: (about to break into Tucanan Law) Ready?
Kovit: Yeah.
Kovit: Fabricio, ready?
Fabricio: There is no "ready."
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Mary-Lynnette: Could I borrow your jacket? I feel like I'm wearing a bikini.
Blaise: I once wore a bikini to school.
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Mitsuba Arc in a nutshell
Kou: Are you going to help, or are you too pretty?
Mitsuba: I'm too pretty.
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Regulus: are you going to help or are you too pretty?
Sirius: I’m too pretty
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Steve: Are you going to help or are you too pretty?
Tony: I’m too pretty.
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Hermione: I think Quidditch is pointless. I don't understand the obsession with throwing a Bludger through a hoop and, "Yay, touchdown, five points!"
Ron: Okay...there's a lot wrong with that.
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Jake: Are you going to help or are you too pretty?
Lexy: I’m too pretty.
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Lothor: Are you going to help or are you too pretty?
Kapri: I'm too pretty.
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Colle: Are you gonna help, or are you too pretty?
Desert Leader: I’m too pretty.
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