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Poppy: So gang, are we ready to rock?
Delos: No.
Quinn: Not particularly.
Poppy: That's the spirit!
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Blaise: Sweating is gross so I don’t do it.
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James: Yeah, it's pretty great. Not much could ruin today.
Ash: Hi.
James: Oh no, shoot. I forgot saying that summons him.
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Maya: Be the horrifying backstory of your family's lineage.
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Quinn: Come on, I didn't drink that much last night.
Ash: You were flirting with Rashel.
Quinn: So what? She's my soulmate.
Ash: You asked her if she was single and cried when she said she wasn't.
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Grandma Harman: Blaise, why is Thea on the roof?
Blaise: Well, she wanted...
Thea: (from the roof) The birds have decided that we need to get better birdseed.
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Madder Rasmussen: Never yell at your kids. Take the time to calmly explain to them how much you regret your decision to become a parent.
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Phil: Okay, I have finished my Last Will and Testament. To Ash, I leave you nothing.
Ash: Pass.
Phil: You can’t pass on me leaving you nothing.
Ash: Just did.
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Elodie: Jade, don't you have something to say to your sister?
Jade: I'm sorry I flicked flour in your face.
Elodie: Kestrel?
Kestrel: I'm sorry you're my sister.
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Jez: (to Morgead) Damn it. I just wish once you would say something stupid so I could ignore it.
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Ash: Whenever Delos asks me for the Latin name of any plant, I just give him the names of rappers.
Delos: Those Ludacrises are coming in great.
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Keller: You’re giving me a sticker.
Iliana: Not just a sticker. It’s a sticker of a kitty saying, “Me-Wow.”
Keller: I’m not a preschooler.
Iliana: Fine, I’ll take it back.
Keller: I earned this. Back off!
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Ash: Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
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Poppy: (Takes a photo of Thierry and shows him)
Thierry: I look so sad. What filter is this?
Poppy: None.
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I’m actually sorry that I missed my chance to win a flower pin.
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Blaise: I really hate the concept of being overdressed. If I want to wear a purple latex suit and a fur coat to the grocery store on a Tuesday afternoon, I shouldn’t be judged, I should be applauded for being so incredibly sexy.
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