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Fabricio: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!  Nita:  Fabricio: Oh, right. The lying. 

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Fabricio: Do we have any orange juice left?  Nita: (pours the remaining juice into her cup)  Nita: Sorry, we’re all out. 

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Young Nita: Mom, is that legal?  Monica: When there's no cops around, anything's legal! 

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Kovit: I will never forgive Craigslist for banning me after I wrote a post seeking a sworn nemesis. Whoever reported that is obviously my nemesis but I was so pissed. 

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Henry: Can you believe what that piece of shit did? THE UNGRATEFUL WHORE!!!  Gold: Uh, which whore are we talking about this time?  Henry: Kovit! That zannie walked out on me! ME! I fucking made him!   Gold: Oh! Kovit quit?  Henry: NO! He didn't quit! It's worse! He MOVED!!!  Henry: He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else? Can you believe that?!?!?!?! 

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Nita: When I first met you, I did not like you.  Adair: I'm aware of that.  Nita: But then you and I had some time together.  Adair: Uh-huh?  Nita: It did not get better. 

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Nita: I'm tired.  Kovit: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!  Nita: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it. 

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Adair: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.  Nita: Actually, Kovit is my favourite.  Adair: Okay then, it is I, that bitch. 

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Gold: I hate you!  Kovit: Wow! So much in common already! 

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Diana: I think it’s important we all get to know each other! So we are going to play a little game. Everyone, follow me. My name is Diana (claps twice) I like computers! (claps twice) and when we get to know each other it’s really super! (claps twice) Nita: This is stupid.  Diana: This is not stupid! (claps twice) It’s just a game! (claps twice) I did it so now please try to do the same! (claps twice)  Kovit: I am too tired for this.  Adair: Well, get used to it and learn how to play, this is gonna be your whole day (claps twice) 

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Nita: (to Fabricio) Are you peanuts? Nita: Because I want to boil you alive. 

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Adair: If you aren't someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago, are you really living? 

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Nita: The dinosaurs didn’t rule the earth they were just alive. Stop giving them credit for administration skills they didn’t have. 

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Kovit: Look guys, I need help.  Adair: Financial help?  Diana: Emotional help?  Nita: Help moving a body?  (Everybody looks at Nita) Nita: What? 

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Nita: "You look tired" well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease. 

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Nita: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-  Kovit: I wrote you a poem.  Nita: (already crying) You did? 

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Nita: Big day today, Kovit. (holds up two shirts) Mustard stain or ketchup stain?  Kovit: Mustard– looks less like blood. 

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