At Jily's wedding:
Church: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Evan: LILY.
*Regulus and Dorcas trying to hold Evan back while Barty is laughing*
Lily: For the last time, Evan, I understand you want to be called Evan Evans. But that is not a valid reason to interrupt my wedding!!!
Evan : BUT THINK ABOUT IT.
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Happy Birthday to one of the man I love the most ♡♡♡
My light my love ♡
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*sirius and james having a discussion in the afterlife*
james: he named his kid albus severus, ALBUS FUCKING SEVERUS!!
sirius: you’re kidding.
james: i’m dead serious.
sirius: no…i’m dead sirius, you’re dead james.
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*at a party*
Peter: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
James: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Regulus walks in*
James: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
Sirius: Please don't.
James: RULES ARE RULES!
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Lily: how could you have a mom of the group, you’re all crazy and get into trouble?
*The Marauders look at James*
James: I’m a cool Mom.
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“the marauders got the teenage years the golden trio couldn’t and the golden trio got the adulthood the marauders couldn’t get”
STFU😭😭😭😭
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Remus: James… why do you have bite marks on your arms?
James: *sweating nervously* OH- oh, Urm I was babysitting my little cousin and- and he bites. haha.
Remus: *raises one eyebrow*
Sirius: *sympathetic* That sucks mate. Reggie was a fucking biter too- reckon I’ve still got scars from the little shit.
James: *quietly squeaks*
Remus: *raises the other eyebrow*
James: … I’ve got to go *absolutely bolts*
Sirius: what was that about?
Remus: *sighs* It would appear that you and James have the same cousin.
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Reg: ehm, James?
James: what is it, love?
Reg: what if I told you that Barty knows about us and told Evan who told Pandora who couldn't keep quiet and told Dorcas who has no secrets with Marlene so she told her and Mar is best friends with Mary and Lily so they know too and lily- well she is best buddies with Remus and Remus has no secrets with my brother, so-
James: you want to say they are happy for us? That’s- That’s good, innit?
Reg:
James: what?
Reg: you got that part with Remus and my brother and no secr-
*door flies open*
Sirius: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER
James: oh… OH shit
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