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bramblrose · 2 years

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“It's inevitable. He's so adamant about the things he doesn't want out of life, and I'm starting to understand just how serious he is. So much as I want to protect my heart from him, it's pointless. He's going to break it eventually, yet I continue to allow him to fill it. Every time I'm with him, he fills my heart up more and more,and the more it's filled with pieces of him, the more painful it'll be when he rips it out of my chest as though it never belonged there in the first place.”

#uglyloveedit #ugly love #tate collins #miles archer #sam archer #colleen hoover #mine

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livinasimminlife · 1 year

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Prologue 04: Eleven

I was scared to fall asleep. I didn't know what would come when I closed my eyes. Would they be vivid dreams about my mother or people I had never met? Would they be monsters I would be forced to fight in underground caverns? Sam helped me through those rough nights. For almost a year, he would talk to me on the phone every night. Singing songs he made up on his guitar. Shooting the breeze about nothing important at all, but it meant something to me. His voice was the last thing I'd hear before I set down the phone too wearied to stay awake.

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The Starlight Saga | Book #1 | Return to Stardew Valley (RSV)

#livnasimminlife #return to stardew valley #alliance of magic series #elizabeth 'lizzie' jackson #sam archer #sdv sam #stardew valley #the starlight saga #chapter updates

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stardewremixed · 1 year

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Prologue 03: Nine (RSV)

I made my first real friend at the bus stop. Another young family moved into the lot diagonally behind ours. The dad was absent a lot too. Military. The mom was kinda mean because she yelled at her son a lot, but she did bring over tuna casserole and macaroni noodle salads sometimes. And she let me tag along for back to school shopping and paid for a sweater I wanted when I didn't have enough coins.

Their boy was my age. We were both in fifth grade together even if we were only nine. He had spiky hair like little mountains of straw. Not that I had ever seen hay up close. Only once on a long road trip to see Dad's uncle out west. It was the color of sunshine. The golden morning kind that warms you from your head to your toes. I felt his kindness when he would hop on the bench next to me and share some of his breakfast - a raspberry juice box, a vanilla pudding cup, a slice of cold cheese pizza.

His name was Samson. His mother called him Sammy. He hated it. He told me I needed a bad nickname too when I would laugh. Elizabeth was much too big a name for a little caterpillar like me. I frowned. I didn't want to be the ugly green wiggle-worm that nibbled on the grass blades in our garden.

The Starlight Saga | Book #1 | Return to Stardew Valley (RSV)

#stardew remixed #livinasimminlife #elizabeth 'lizzie' jackson #sam archer #sdv sam #stardew valley #return to stardew valley #alliance of magic series #the starlight saga

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spn-lesbian · 1 year

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Dean: do you have any idea how many times I've had to get out of handcuffs?

Sam: thank god you've been arrested so many times

Cas: …

Dean: …arrested?

#source: archer #spn #incorrect spn quotes #destiel #castiel #dean winchester #sam winchester #supernatural #incorrect supernatural quotes #deancas #dean x castiel #incorrect destiel

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myenterpriseisparked · 5 months

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Just found out there's an episode of Quantum Leap where Sam (Scott Bakula) leaps into the body of a pregnant teen. As soon as I have watched that episode I need to go back and rewatch Enterprise episode "Unexpected" so I can point and laugh at Scott Bakula pretending like he hasn't ever been mpreged before.

#i bet Unexpected is gonna be 90% funnier from here on out #star trek enterprise #captain archer #sam beckett

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theloopus · 1 year

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back in the 80s and 90s they kept trying to shoehorn Scott Bakula into Manly Man male lead roles because he was built like a cartoon action hero and he is so extremely miscast in all of these roles because despite said body he has the vibes of a man who apologizes to furniture after bumping into it

#im posting this here too for the bakumutuals and because it is important. it must be said #txt #this is also why his best lead roles are Sam (apologizes to furniture because he is a good Christian boy and was raised to be polite)#and Archer (apologizes to furniture because otherwise it would cause a diplomatic incident. again)

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vanfleeter · 1 year

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For Death or For Glory Masterlist // JTK

A story of one pirate, his two brothers, and one princess navigating the new world they've come upon. How bad could it be?

18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

#greta van fleet #jake kiszka #greta van fleet fic #jake kiszka fanfic #jake kiszka fic #greta van fleet fanfic #sam kiszka #josh kiszka #danny wagner #pirate!jake #pirates #princess #fantasy #archer

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anonymityisfunwriter · 2 years

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Two Sides of The Same Coin - Chapter 7: "The Archer"

"I never grew up, it's getting so old. Help me hold on to you..."

Pairing: Sunshine!Reader x Grumpy!Bucky Barnes

And for a while, things remain mostly the same. You, Bucky, Sam going on missions, enjoying your life, and absorbing modern-day society like a sponge.

Except now, your circle had expanded. A couple times a week, you'd visit the compound. In addition to Bucky, you also now routinely saw Steve, Tony, and Bruce, who each helped you continue to learn and adapt in their own unique ways.

You knew there were more on the team, but according to Sam some members were always out and about, while others like Tony and Bruce preferred to stay closer to home.

It was all the same, until it wasn't.

“I think it’s just going to be us today,” Sam mumbles to Bucky, who’s just barely walked in the door to your's and Sam's shared home. Bucky knew something was off when he didn’t hear your normal excited greeting. He also didn’t realize how much he’d come to look forward to watching you be genuinely excited to see him again.

“I already told you I’m fine, Sam,” you call over your shoulder, your eyes still focused on the street in front of you. You’re sitting on the windowsill, knees tucked to your chest, your chin resting on your knees.

“Yeah, when you blink once every 10 minutes that’s not fine. Ask Bucky, he’d know.”

“Thanks for that,” Bucky sarcastically replies, though his eyes are firmly planted on you.

“You’re welcome,” Sam retorts.

Bucky rolls his eyes then takes a large deep breath. “What’s wrong?” Bucky asks to no one specifically.

“I told her about the move,” Sam whispers.

“And? She doesn’t want to be on the compound or something?”

“I do,” you absently mumble, though you're not entirely listening to their conversation.

“It’s not that,” Sam continues. “It’s just a big change. Not that I’d know considering she’s refusing to talk to me,” he pointedly remarks, trying to coax a reaction out of you.

“Oh,” Bucky nods.

“Can you stay with her?”

“You don’t need me for the mission?”

“I’ll call Steve. Who knows? Maybe she’ll talk to you.”

“I don’t need a babysitter,” you mutter.

“I’m not supposed to leave you alone, you know that. Besides, I’m definitely not leaving you alone like this.”

“Okay,” you weakly agree, having no energy to plead your case.

You were told it was called disassociation, at least that’s what your therapist called it. But one second Sam and Bucky are talking about who’s going to stay with you, and the next it’s completely silent. Your eyes momentarily flicker away from the window to the figure sitting in front of you.

With how far gone you were, you didn’t even notice Bucky taking a seat on the windowsill right in front of you. His legs criss-crossed as he stared out the window with you- just two minimally blinking figures, sitting in complete silence.

It actually attested to how much you trusted the man in front of you, this wasn’t a side of you anyone else except Sam saw. You were careful to never present yourself like this, and the fact that you were okay with Bucky seeing you like this, whether he knew it or not- it meant a lot.

“That guy,” you state out of nowhere, nudging your head to a pedestrian on the street. There’s nothing that particularly stands out about this old man. His walk is slow, hunched over as he clutches a bag of produce. “He passes by every single day. Every single day at the same time.”

“Yeah?”

“He gets the same thing every single day. Comes back every single day.”

“Why doesn’t he just get enough to last him the week?”

“I thought that at first, but then I thought ‘what if he’s going because he’s getting his wife her favorite food every single day?’ or ‘what if he likes to walk through the farmer’s market down the street?’”

Bucky immediately thinks of a much more negative hypothetical, but he doesn’t voice it- if only to avoid making you feel worse. “That’s nice,” he replies, because it is. It’s nice that you don’t assume the worst in other people like he does. If he saw that guy, not that he would have noticed something like that in the first place, but the man’s story would have been a bitter tragedy.

“Eventually they’ll all see right through me,” you absently whisper, still staring outside.

And strangely enough, Bucky knows exactly what you’re talking about.

That dark side that existed in everyone, some worse than others. As the Winter Soldier, that darkness was the first side of him that they’d seen. From there, he could really only improve on his image- but that was him. And you were you. He didn’t see a bad side there, he didn’t see any part of you that wasn’t worth presenting. It was all good, so it confounded him that there was a part of yourself you were desperate to hold onto.

“Can you?” you anxiously ask, and now he’s not sure how much time has passed since your first remark.

“What?” he asks.

“Can you see right through me?”

“No.”

You dejectedly sigh, not sure which answer you wanted from him. “You will- eventually.”

Apparently Sam’s mission with Steve wasn’t as cut and dry as he’d hoped it would be. And though you felt better after almost an entire day of disassociation with Bucky, you knew that you weren’t going to get any sleep tonight. Sam broke the news last night, the two of you splitting a pizza when he told you that he thought it was time to move onto the compound. What followed was a fitful night of tossing and turning, combined with anxiety filled memories disguising themselves as dreams.

Bucky promised Sam that he would stay the night to make sure you were okay, but with the dream from the night before still fresh in your mind, you refused to even try to sleep tonight.

You weren’t really sure which set off your new mental tailspin, all that you knew was that it was as if the images were branded into your psyche: that room, the things that happened to you. All brought back every time you closed your eyes.

“Please,” you sobbed.

“Please. I behave. I behave,” you screamed as they strapped you to the table.

“What are you?” the man towering above you asked.

“Abomination,” you automatically replied.

“3 days.”

“No,” you bellowed, tears streaming down your face.“Please. Please.”

“Three days. Now quiet or I’ll add another.”

You shuddered at the memory, being strapped to that table while they deprived you of food and water for days, slowly driving you crazy. All in the name of getting rid of the evil they claimed was deep inside of you.

So you weren’t even going to bother.

Instead, you waited until you couldn’t hear any movement in the house. You gently cracked open your door and silently made your way through the house. You walked up to the bookshelf, picking up one of the classics from the long list that Bruce gave you, setting the book on the table and grabbing a pint of ice cream and a spoon to settle in for the rest of the night.

“Doll? What are you doing up?” Bucky asked walking into the kitchen to see you standing there, with only the refrigerator light brightening up the room. It was strange watching you jolt at the sound of his voice, it had become something of an inside joke that he couldn't sneak up on you, while you were plenty good at doing it to him.

“Oh, did I wake you?” you ask, ignoring Bucky’s question.

“No, I, uh…couldn’t sleep,” he cautiously admits.

“Me neither. You’re welcome to join me if you want,” you offer with a small smile.

He smirks, grabbing a spoon and padding over to the table. “Alright.”

“What are you reading?”

“Bruce gave me a list of ‘the classics’.”

“And are you enjoying any of them?” Bucky knowingly smirks.

“Not all of them,” you admit, slightly wrinkling your nose. “This one’s pretty good.”

“Pride and Prejudice, never read it.” Bucky takes a large spoonful of ice cream, but before taking a bite, he asks, “You know, you never did say why you’re up. And I know it’s not to raid Sam’s good ice cream.”

“Do you- do you ever remember?” you meekly ask, closing your book and setting it down.

“No," he states, staring down at the table to avoid eye contact. "Not all of them. Not anymore, but sometimes- sometimes I dream about them,” Bucky solemnly admits, his eyes downcast as he puts his spoon down. “Do you remember?”

“I close my eyes and I see it. Over and over again."

“Do you want to tell me what you see?”

“It’s hard. Hard to explain, I mean.”

“Try me.”

“It was a small room,” you describe, though the absent, plain tone of your voice tells Bucky that right now, you’re back in that room. “Cold, dark- lonely, really lonely. I spent 25 years in that room.”

“25 years?” he asks, mostly trying to redirect the conversation to bring you back. “I thought you didn’t know how old you are?”

You halfheartedly chuckle, trying to pull your facade back together. “Tony and Bruce did some testing: bone density, that kind of thing. They’re pretty sure I’m about 25 years old.”

"You're going to be fine," Bucky offers, responding to your silent doubts. "You're a good person- they'll see that."

"Yeah," you whisper in agreement, a small smile forming on your lips. "It'll be alright."

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bullet-prooflove · 1 month

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Anyone up for NSFW Alphabet?

Dirty A-Z headcanon game

Send a letter for more information on my muse’s likes and dislikes! Inspired by kinks discussed around the internet. The (explanations) are mere guidelines, feel free to elaborate as much as you’d like!

A - Alone time (how do they get off when they’re all by themselves? do they watch porn, is it all in their imagination, do they jerk off, do they use toys?)

B - Bondage (do they like it? do they not? do they prefer to be the one being tied or the one doing the tying?)

C - Crying (is it a turn on? a turn off? do they cry during sex? have they cried during sex? what was the reason?)

D - Dominance (do they prefer to dominate, or be dominated? do they have experience as a Dom? Do they have a Dom that they trust already? What kind of things do they enjoy as/with their Dominant partner?)

E - Extra info (any other fetishes? feet? leather? role playing? blood? fantasies that they might want to experience not on this list?)

F - Food play (do they like using food in the bedroom? are there any foods they prefer to use during sex or foreplay? any they’d like to try?)

G - Group sex (would they have a threeway? four? an orgy? do they put on a show for spectators? or do they like to keep it just between them and their partner?)

H - Humiliation (does degradation and insults get them hot? do they get off on humiliating someone else? what kind of humiliation is good for them?)

I - Impact play (here’s where talking about things like spanking, paddles, canes, floggers and the like.)

J - Jelly (what kind of lube are they using? is it flavored? have they tasted it? do they prefer to use something other than real lube during sex?)

K - Kissing (what parts of their body do they like having kissed? what parts of their partner do they enjoy kissing? do they like leaving marks / having marks left on them?)

L - Lighting (are the lights on? off? do they have some kind of mood lighting set up?)

M - Masochism (do they like pain? scratching? biting? being bossed around? spoken down to? choked?)

N - Not yet (orgasm delay? orgasm denial? do they tell their partner not to touch themselves for a certain amount of time or under certain circumstances? do they delay or deny other things like bathroom usage or food? do they need to beg first? do they like being denied / delayed?)

O - Outdoor sex (have they ever done it in public? would they? where?)

P - Photography (are cameras allowed in the bedroom? do they send nudes? do they ask for nudes? would they ever record themselves having sex / being caught up in a sexual act?)

Q - Quiet please (what’s the volume like in the bedroom? are they quiet? do they scream? do they like a loud partner? do they prefer if their partner is more soft spoken?)

R - Routine (do they have a routine when it comes to picking up one night stands? do they have scheduled sex with their partner? are things spontaneous or planned ahead of time?)

S - Sleepy sex (do they give oral to wake their partner up? do they like receiving oral to wake up? do they like fucking their partner awake? being fucked awake? how about being fucked to sleep at night? do they have lazy morning sex?)

T - Top or bottom (self explanatory…)

U - Underwear (what kind of underwear do they put on in the morning, if any at all… do they own any sexy underwear or lingerie?)

V - Voyeurism (do they like to watch, or are they more hands on? are they more of an exhibitionist?)

W - Water (pool sex? bath / shower sex? are they into watersports at all?)

X - X-dressing (do they crossdress as a part of teasing / foreplay? does crossdressing turn them on? turn their partner on? do they prefer to do it or watch their partner crossdress instead? do they use other costumes? cat ears, tails, etc?)

Y - Yes, Master (what kinds of names are used during sex? do they like being called master / mistress, daddy, etc…? what names do they call their partner?)

Z - Zones (what are their erogenous zones? what spots on their body should be touched, bitten, kissed, when someone wants to get them in the mood?)

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