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#rex: anakin PLEASE
sithzuko · 2 years
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anakin, waking up: ah, damn, what time is it?
ahsoka: it’s about 3 am, you hungry?
anakin: hell yeah let’s go eat
rex, on the cusp of breaking down: general you just woke up from a coma, why do you two aLWAYS DO THIS-
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omaano · 8 months
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This project is officially out of hand - I swore 3 months ago that I won't expand it to clones territory, I really won't, and look where I am now! I also had to double down on Rex, if I'm here and have accepted defeat, as I finally got around to watching Rebels and I just love him so much with that beard, and his freckles omg TTnTT (I really really wouldn't mind seeing him in the Ahsoka show either, please)
The rest of the Mandalorian Star Wars meets Hades AU project is here
I've spent my sick day real productively, I believe :3
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im-no-jedi · 8 months
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this has such meme potential, I'm losing my mind 😂
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captora · 1 year
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Happier days…
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aspenstarflare · 6 months
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Anakin on a hologram meeting with the Jedi council while on route to Coruscant after a long campaign:
Anakin clearly exhausted but sitting through the meeting: Yes Masters.
Mace: Skywalker, where is your padawan? She needs to give her report.
Anakin: She’s currently at the medbay, she was injur-
Echo bursting into the room: General! The Commander! She-
Anakin: [Let’s out the most exhausted sigh he’s let out on this whole meeting] She escaped the Medbay?
Echo: Yes general. Kix is leading the torrent to catch her. We could really use your help.
Obi-Wan: Seriously Anakin-
Rex: With all due respect General, Commander Cody himself tells me that you are worse.
Council: . . .
[Loud fighting noises are heard from outside, the sound of things falling over and stun bolt shots and lightsabers are heard]
Ahsoka clearly drugged yelling so loudly they hear it in the hologram room: KIX HAS MORE IMPORTANT PATIENTS! ITS JUST A FEW BLASTER BOLT WOUNDS! YOU’RE NOT TAKING ME ALIVE!!!!
Echo: That’s my cue to go leave. [Runs out of the room setting his gun to stun]
Anakin and Rex: We’re coming with you. [Follows Echo]
Council: [Concerned glances to one other]
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Rex: Fives, what are you doing? we’re on a mission!
Fives: but captain, i’m ✨accessorizing✨
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bbygirl-obi · 11 months
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obi-wan: everyone. locker room. now. ahsoka, walking in: what's up? cody, poking his head in: what did general skywalker do now, sir? anakin, behind them: i didn't do anything, i promise! obi-wan, holding a blue towel: i can't take it any longer. why is my towel always damp? anakin: oh well that's because it's not your towel, it's mine. obi-wan: no, it's not your towel. your towel is the red one. anakin: i'll tell you this obi-wan, i have never used that red towel. i do use the blue one. every. single. day. obi-wan, paling: oh force… ahsoka, rubbing the red towel against her face: it's so warm and fluffy! it's like it's been in the sun forever! rex: that means you have both been drying your… nether regions with the same towel, sirs. anakin: oooh, intimate. obi-wan, to anakin: are you out of your mind? anakin: what- obi-wan: how did you think this was your towel? do you even wash it? anakin, scoffing: no i don't wash the towel. the towel washes me. who washes a towel? cody: sir, you never wash…? anakin: wait, do you wash your towel? obi-wan: you never wash the towel?????? anakin: what am i gonna do next, wash the shower? waste all that water? obi-wan, gagging: oh force take me now anakin: should i wash a bar of soap next? you gotta use your brain here! cody, rex, and ahsoka: *looking on in disgust* obi-wan: anakin, i am furious right now. anakin: I GET OUT OF THE SHOWER, I'M CLEAN AS A DAMN BABY, AND I USE OUR TOWEL, SO SUE ME- obi-wan: OUR towel??? oh, that's it. come here, you won't have any limbs left to dry by the time i'm done with you- cody, rex, and ahsoka: *leave the room*
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So uhhhhh.... I draw now....
{ Hesitant tags: @marymunchkiin (don't hate me please 🥺)
@professional-tooka-herder (Hi 😊) }
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eloquent-apollo · 18 days
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Thinking of tmy F1!CodywanAU and thinking how much it must suck to be Rex and Anakin
They are so close, they’re best friends, but they cant talk about their family to each other because Anakin will always blame Cody for what happened to Obi-Wan, and Rex will always blame Obi-Wan for what happened to Cody. They have a sort of middle ground where they accepted that Cody & Obi-Wan hurt each other but generally they just dont talk about their brothers to avoid that particular fight.
And on top of that, the whole world is watching them always to compare them to their brothers. Cody was a world champion, Obi-Wan won multiple world championships and so the world stands by and compares them relentlessly to the standards of their brothers achievements
But even worse the whole world talks at length about how they are the new Fett/Kenobi duo. They speculate at length on their relationship, their friendship, but most of all how it will fall apart. To the world there is no question of if, only a question of when and it drags at their friendship relentlessly.
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spiderbae2319 · 6 months
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Anakin does literally anything:
Me pleading with the tv: Rex isn’t paid enough for this. Rex isn’t paid PERIOD. Somebody please pay Rex.
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they rotate the same 3 roasts every argument
c: you need to use some toner, vod.
r: you need to get some dick, vod.
(not cloneshipping. go away)
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obi-wan: what’s something you guys are better than rex at
ahsoka: mario kart.
anakin: yeah, video games.
cody: emotional vulnerability.
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bibannana · 1 year
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Padmé *turning on the lights*: Where were you? It's 3 in the morning.
Anakin *who was off illegal pod racing, something Padmé specifically told him not to do*: I uh.......I'm having an affair with Rex!
Rex *who came over to get Anakin for an emergency briefing, walking out from the kitchen*: Want to try that again General?
Anakin *sweating*: I- I was training Ahsoka! That's it! I was training-
Ahsoka *who came over and crashed on Padmé's couch watching holovids*: Wrong again Master!
Anakin *really panicking now but will never admit the truth*: Obi-wan-
Obi-wan *who was called over when Rex couldn't find Anakin*: The lies you tell Anakin, really.
Anakin *combusts from overthinking trying to make excuses*
Padmé *who knew exactly where he was the whole time*: I think that went rather well.
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ursa-majora · 3 days
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Starwars moots, I need some help coming up with starwars inspired drinks at my local coffee shop for May 4th. So far I have a Matcha Chai and A Blue Milk Frappe
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beedee-wans · 8 months
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please i just need an entire series of hayden as anakin and it being snippets of his training with obi-wan or ahsoka or the 501st like please i’m starving for happy anakin content
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stars-n-spice · 8 months
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Ahsoka Spoilers Under the Cut!!
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Fuck.
If you told me I'd get live action Clone Wars after I finished watching it like a year ago I would've been like "Omg really?"
And if you told me after Kenobi was done and finished I would've laughed in your fucking face.
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