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letsquestjess · 2 days

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Fives: You've heard of podracing, now get ready for vod racin-

Rex: No.

Fives: But you didn't even let me finish.

Rex: No.

(I like to think Fives's version of vod racing is him and his brothers on AZ droids racing around Tipoca City.)

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tattycoram · 3 months

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Kix: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun Kix: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side* Fives: *sweats nervously*

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t3mpest98 · 3 months

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Fox, doing his best: Alright let’s try this one more time. Collapsing building. Several bounty hunter attacks. What do you do?

Thorn: Call the Coru-

Fox: YOU ARE THE CORUSCANT GUARD!

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questforgalas · 7 months

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Rex: “Now how’d you know that?”

Omega: “From the lines on your face”

Rex, turning and staring Echo right in the eye: “Now I wonder where the fuck those could’ve come from”

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thejediandthemandalorian · 1 year

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Rex: I bet you're never going to forget that good-bye kiss.

*Cody looks horrified*

Wolffe: No.

Rex: *gasps*

Wolffe: You forgot the good-bye kiss?

Rex: How could you forget the good-bye kiss? That's your thing!

Cody: I don't know. He was late, and the horn was honking. And the balloon poodle's leg popped, and--

Fox: Hey, what's going on?

Wolffe: Uh, Cody and Obi-wan forgot the good-bye kiss.

Fox: How could you forget the good-bye kiss? That's your thing!

Cody: I know!

Rex: We have to get to the airport to kiss Obi-Wan good-bye.

*Everyone starts shouting and running out the door*

Rex: Go! Go!

Anakin: Stop. You forgot Cody.

*They all rush back and grab Cody*

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the-bad-batch-baroness · 3 months

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Jesse: I wasn’t that drunk.

Rex: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Jesse: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

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coline7373 · 1 year

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Ahsoka arriving late to a briefing: sorry I’m- wait, what's going on here?

Anakin: Shhhh- just watch.

Cody and Obi-Wan, staring intently into each other eyes, in silence.

Ahsoka: How long it has been going on?

Anakin: Twenty minutes and counting-

Cody, blushing furiously: -sir!

Obi-Wan, smoothing out his robes: My apologies, commander. It was terrible forward of me.

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your-local-jedi-commander · 5 months

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Random clones incorrect quotes I found in my notes app!!!

Cody, glaring at the shinies in the medbay, getting patched up: back in my days, we just died…

Fox: don’t let anyone ruin your day.

Fox:

Fox: ruin your own damn day!

Rex: you guys don’t do anything halfway, do you?

Echo: nope!

Fives: we are two halves of a whole idiot!

Fox: don’t touch anything!

Shiny: yes sir!

Fox: don’t call me sir.

Shiny: yes ma’am!

I love writing these so I will post some more later

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help-me-obi-wan-ur-my-only-hope · 1 year

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when during tcw era obi wan is kidnapped by a neutral planet and the jedi/republic cannot help him due to political issues:

Anakin, after ignoring 7 council orders, technically stealing a republic warship, and violating at least 3 peace treaties: *force slams the door* where is he??!

Ventress, already untying obi wan:

Anakin:

Ventress:

Anakin: you-

Ventress: look kid, how about we-

Cody, crushing through another corridor with blasters in hand: general!!! Are you-

Cody:

Anakin:

Ventress:

Maul, hiding in the corner:

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thestarwarslesbian · 10 months

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Obi-wan: why? what's so special about me?

Cody: *takes a deep, breath* how long you got?

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cuddles-with-dragons · 4 months

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Fives: We need to distract these guys. Echo: Leave it to me. Echo: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Anakin & Rex: *immediately begin arguing*

Rex: What's gone wrong, Fives? Fives: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis. Rex: That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling? Fives: Well... There’s a crisis.

Anakin: *sees someone doing something stupid* Anakin: What an idiot. Anakin: *realizes it's Ahsoka* Anakin: Wait, that's MY idiot!

Ahsoka: I hate to disagree with you, but- Anakin: Please, you love to disagree with me. Its your favorite thing to do.

Anakin: Wanna hear some dark humor. Rex: Yeah, I love dark humor. Anakin: Alright. Anakin: *Turns off the lights* Anakin: Knock knock. Rex: Turn the damn lights back on.

Rex: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Fives: Mine just says "Fives no." Rex: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single speeder bike. Fives, with Echo and Rex behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?! Police: Yes…three. Fives: Oh, my God— What the fuck!? Police: Wha- Fives: Cody FUCKING FELL OFF!

Rex: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

Echo: Fives! Rex got that thing on the control panel working! Fives: Wow! That looks pretty impressive. Echo: Yeah! Fives: Any idea what it does? Echo: Not a clue.

Cody, answering his comm: Hello? Rex: It’s Rex. Cody: What did he do this time? Rex: No, it’s me, Rex. It’s actually me. Cody: What did you do this time?

Obi-Wan: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults! Anakin: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best? Obi-Wan: Obviously. Now, Ahsoka, pass the shovel.

Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent. Fives: I choose to waive that right! Fives: *screaming*

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sithzuko · 10 months

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obi-wan, trying to get ahsoka out of bed: come on, don’t make me take out the water bucket

ahsoka: you wouldn’t…

anakin, walking by, absolutely soaked: yes he would

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tattycoram · 8 months

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Crosshair: I lost Hunter Echo: How do you lose Hunter? Crosshair: In my defense he is very small Hunter, in the distance: FUCK YOU Crosshair: There he is

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t3mpest98 · 3 months

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Fox long after the war

Fox: I accidentally indulged in too much “me time”.

Fox: Turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local authorities.

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fvck-the-patriarchy · 9 months

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Hunter: Are you trying to seduce me?

Y/n: Why, are you seducible?

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byler-is-endgame7 · 10 months

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echo: *sneaking into the barracks at night*

rex: *spins around in a swivel chair* care to explain where you’ve been?

echo: uhhh i was with fives

fives: *also spins around* try agai- *keeps spinning* wait rex help i can’t stop

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