Fives: You've heard of podracing, now get ready for vod racin-
Rex: No.
Fives: But you didn't even let me finish.
Rex: No.
(I like to think Fives's version of vod racing is him and his brothers on AZ droids racing around Tipoca City.)
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Kix: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun
Kix: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side*
Fives: *sweats nervously*
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Fox, doing his best: Alright let’s try this one more time. Collapsing building. Several bounty hunter attacks. What do you do?
Thorn: Call the Coru-
Fox: YOU ARE THE CORUSCANT GUARD!
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Rex: “Now how’d you know that?”
Omega: “From the lines on your face”
Rex, turning and staring Echo right in the eye: “Now I wonder where the fuck those could’ve come from”
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Rex: I bet you're never going to forget that good-bye kiss.
*Cody looks horrified*
Wolffe: No.
Rex: *gasps*
Wolffe: You forgot the good-bye kiss?
Rex: How could you forget the good-bye kiss? That's your thing!
Cody: I don't know. He was late, and the horn was honking. And the balloon poodle's leg popped, and--
Fox: Hey, what's going on?
Wolffe: Uh, Cody and Obi-wan forgot the good-bye kiss.
Fox: How could you forget the good-bye kiss? That's your thing!
Cody: I know!
Rex: We have to get to the airport to kiss Obi-Wan good-bye.
*Everyone starts shouting and running out the door*
Rex: Go! Go!
Anakin: Stop. You forgot Cody.
*They all rush back and grab Cody*
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Jesse: I wasn’t that drunk.
Rex: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Jesse: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
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Ahsoka arriving late to a briefing: sorry I’m- wait, what's going on here?
Anakin: Shhhh- just watch.
Cody and Obi-Wan, staring intently into each other eyes, in silence.
Ahsoka: How long it has been going on?
Anakin: Twenty minutes and counting-
Cody, blushing furiously: -sir!
Obi-Wan, smoothing out his robes: My apologies, commander. It was terrible forward of me.
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Random clones incorrect quotes I found in my notes app!!!
Cody, glaring at the shinies in the medbay, getting patched up: back in my days, we just died…
Fox: don’t let anyone ruin your day.
Fox:
Fox: ruin your own damn day!
Rex: you guys don’t do anything halfway, do you?
Echo: nope!
Fives: we are two halves of a whole idiot!
Fox: don’t touch anything!
Shiny: yes sir!
Fox: don’t call me sir.
Shiny: yes ma’am!
I love writing these so I will post some more later
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when during tcw era obi wan is kidnapped by a neutral planet and the jedi/republic cannot help him due to political issues:
Anakin, after ignoring 7 council orders, technically stealing a republic warship, and violating at least 3 peace treaties: *force slams the door* where is he??!
Ventress, already untying obi wan:
Anakin:
Ventress:
Anakin: you-
Ventress: look kid, how about we-
Cody, crushing through another corridor with blasters in hand: general!!! Are you-
Cody:
Anakin:
Ventress:
Maul, hiding in the corner:
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Obi-wan: why? what's so special about me?
Cody: *takes a deep, breath* how long you got?
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Fives: We need to distract these guys.
Echo: Leave it to me.
Echo: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Anakin & Rex: *immediately begin arguing*
Rex: What's gone wrong, Fives?
Fives: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.
Rex: That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?
Fives: Well... There’s a crisis.
Anakin: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Anakin: What an idiot.
Anakin: *realizes it's Ahsoka*
Anakin: Wait, that's MY idiot!
Ahsoka: I hate to disagree with you, but-
Anakin: Please, you love to disagree with me. Its your favorite thing to do.
Anakin: Wanna hear some dark humor.
Rex: Yeah, I love dark humor.
Anakin: Alright.
Anakin: *Turns off the lights*
Anakin: Knock knock.
Rex: Turn the damn lights back on.
Rex: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Fives: Mine just says "Fives no."
Rex: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single speeder bike.
Fives, with Echo and Rex behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Fives: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Fives: Cody FUCKING FELL OFF!
Rex: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
Echo: Fives! Rex got that thing on the control panel working!
Fives: Wow! That looks pretty impressive.
Echo: Yeah!
Fives: Any idea what it does?
Echo: Not a clue.
Cody, answering his comm: Hello?
Rex: It’s Rex.
Cody: What did he do this time?
Rex: No, it’s me, Rex. It’s actually me.
Cody: What did you do this time?
Obi-Wan: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults!
Anakin: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best?
Obi-Wan: Obviously. Now, Ahsoka, pass the shovel.
Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Fives: I choose to waive that right!
Fives: *screaming*
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obi-wan, trying to get ahsoka out of bed: come on, don’t make me take out the water bucket
ahsoka: you wouldn’t…
anakin, walking by, absolutely soaked: yes he would
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Crosshair: I lost Hunter
Echo: How do you lose Hunter?
Crosshair: In my defense he is very small
Hunter, in the distance: FUCK YOU
Crosshair: There he is
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Fox long after the war
Fox: I accidentally indulged in too much “me time”.
Fox: Turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local authorities.
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Hunter: Are you trying to seduce me?
Y/n: Why, are you seducible?
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echo: *sneaking into the barracks at night*
rex: *spins around in a swivel chair* care to explain where you’ve been?
echo: uhhh i was with fives
fives: *also spins around* try agai- *keeps spinning* wait rex help i can’t stop
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