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Watched "Bad Territory" with my mom today-

When Crosshair was attempting to practice and told Omega like "That's not good enough for a sniper"

My mom went, "Then become a cook."

Fucking burst out laughing oh my god,, Crosshair as a cook- Hello??? I don't know where that came from or why she thought that was the next best idea??

Then she went, "Geez. He needs therapy."

Aha...you've got no idea.

And then when Omega and him were meditating she was like, "Aw, that's nice."

Then later in the episode, she cracked up when Wrecker yelled "YOU HEARD ME!!" to Fennec.

She was dying and was like, "Why did he yell at her like that?? He's a menace!"

I was like, "Yeah, she kicked their asses last time they crossed paths. He really doesn't like her."

My brother was watching too and he was like, "Why do they do these dangerous missions like it's going grocery shopping?"

Anyways,, Crosshair as a cook-

#i was dying #maybe he'd be a decent cook idk #i feel like it's 50/50 #my mom reacts to tbb #tbb #tbb s3 #tbb hunter #tbb wrecker #tbb crosshair #tbb omega #fennec shand

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ONE, just one disapproving look from Big Brother Echo, and it changed Emerie entire world.

Emerie: I, I was only doing my job.

Echo: Bitch please

Emerie: I'm sorry

#to be fair #if echo said that to me in THAT tone #i too would reconsider all my life's choices #would apologize in a heartbeat #tbb spoilers #tbb s3 spoilers #tbb echo #emerie karr

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Gotta remind myself that Hunter isn’t a real person and if he dies my life isn’t over (denial)

#yeah #im really attached to him now for some reason #the bad batch #tbb hunter #hunter bad batch

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Guys please stop making me nervous about what the "I've changed" - "Sure you have" conversation was really about.

At first I was like, "Oh shut your whore mouth Rampart. You're just saying that." because like,, yeah? What does he know? I just saw it as banter but now??

Fuck.

Yall are pointing out some terrifying implications I pray will not happen.

Does not fucking help that we still don't know what the fuck happened with Crosshair’s inhibitor chip.

#im so scared #actually terrified #please crosshair be okay #rampart shut your whore mouth oh my god #stop scaring me #praying that shit doesn't happen #but i would like to know what the fuck happened with his inhibitor chip #tbb #tbb s3 #tbb spoilers #tbb s3 spoilers #tbb crosshair #admiral rampart

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Silly Squad Alignment Charts

Because I thought it would be fun and silly :)

Find out more about the Silly Squad here!

Of course, have to start with the classic:

Hunter will say they have food at home and it's literally like probably two slices of bread, a bottle of ketchup, and a head of lettuce

Viram KNOWS how to cook so you best be happy to eat her food instead of having Mcdonalds

Khea and Echo it depends on their mood whether they pull up and order a single black coffee before leaving (Echo would never do it if Omega is in the car)

Crosshair doesn't even like their coffee but he does it to be a little shit

Feel like Tech is also kinda in the middle because he'll be like "Technically we have food at home-" but he also needs his caffeine

Phee will ALWAYS pull up to the Mcdonalds, especially when Omega's with her. Then Omega always holds it over Hunter- "Well, PHEE takes ME to Mcdonalds!"

Tay is the definition of a bastard (no seriously)

Phee is bastard (affectionate) but would technically be more of "Badass" than anything

Khea, Crosshair, and Tech are the Bitch Trio and if you put them in a room together they WILL tear each other apart (emotionally most likely but Tech will goad Crosshair and Khea into physically fighting each other while he records)

Majority of the squad is Babey though

Echo is also "Bad Ass" but he could also be a Bitch if he wanted

Hunter is Bastard just because I think it's funny

Dumb Bitch Hunter my beloved <3

Echo is sad dick because he has no dick

I use dumb affectionately with Wrecker (not with Hunter and Tay)

Tech just has big dick energy to me idk

Khea's a sad hoe but she'll never admit to it (the being sad part)

If you've noticed, I really like making fun of Hunter that's why he's there in the dumbass squared category

Wrecker, Khea, and Phee are all smart as fuck but have more fun pretending that they aren't really

Tay is good at pretending that he is smart - he is not

Then of course, Tech, Cross, and Echo are all smartasses

This fit so perfectly I was dying

Hunter is laughing nervously because he's aroace lmao

Omega would be like "Thanks! :D" and just carry on

Jung would most likely do *thumbs up* instead of finger guns though

When you pair up the couples, it's funnier

If Tay said "I know" after Cross told him that he loved him, Crosshair would dump him on the spot

Khea tells Wrecker she loves him for the first time and he short circuits and probably would say something along the lines of "YEET!"

Viram and Echo both have issues and would not be able to comprehend why someone would love them - I'm sure Echo's got insecurities and Viram knows she's a workaholic and therefore difficult to be in a relationship so she apologies in advance

If Phee told Tech she loved him and he went "a horrible decision, really" she'd probably laugh

And of course, who doesn't love Phee? If you don't, get out of here.

Crosshair could care less, he ain't dealing with that shit

Tech would say this ominously as if he's seen the future and knows your death is imminent meanwhile Khea's is more of a - "you probably will because everyone close to me has already died" sort of way :/

I feel like Omega might also be "i'd die for you first" too

Hunter, Viram, and Echo don't want to deal with that shit either, they've already got so much loss, guilt, and other things on their plate

Tay's probably not listening when someone tells him they'd die for him while Phee's like, "Oh, neat. Anyways, as I was saying about my last adventure-"

Jung is ready and willing to put his life on the line and Wrecker would probably more like a "Nu uh" because he's got your back and would look out for you

Phee will also do it for some credits or a cool treasure

Tay is going to fight god (and he's going to lose)

Tech could do so much more than take down the government, but he needs incentives (him and Phee can take down the government together <3)

Khea is a bounty hunter, her job literally requires her to stab people sometimes in order for her to get money

Crosshair would stab without anyone needing to ask him

Echo's taking down the government no matter what, but especially if Rex asks him to come along

Jung is going to fight god if you ask them to (and he'll win)

Viram is the type of friend who is an excellent tutor and you end up understanding the concept after getting her help meanwhile Omega will explain what she knows and then the homework becomes a group project of figuring out what the fuck it's asking

You can copy Hunter's homework but there is no guarantee that the answers are right (most of them are wrong)

You can copy Jung's homework and there's a high chance the answers are right

Khea had better things to do than homework - like get frustrated over it and cry for a bit before giving up on it

Phee did some of the homework but she'll only help you out if you give her something in exchange

Wrecker and Tay, beloved himbos, they had no idea and even if they did do the homework, you wouldn't want to copy off of them

Crosshair also didn't do the homework but he also doesn't want to respond

Tech and Echo both did the homework and it's correct but they don't tolerate copying work to even have suggested it is offensive so now you're left on read

#tbb #tbb ocs #tbb oc #the bad batch #clone force 99 #sw tbb #bad batch #tbb hunter #tbb wrecker #tbb echo #tbb tech #tbb crosshair #tbb omega #oc x canon #oc x hunter #oc x echo #oc x wrecker #oc x crosshair #techphee #phee genoa #sw ocs #khea nultez #viram cossa #tay'kaa marr #jung-myn yun #baddies batch #silly squad

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Y'all think Hunter's enhanced senses work like Spidey Senses?

Like when he's not 100% or something he starts to lose them Tobey Maguire style?

#idk i'm trying to explain why it seems like he doesn't have them anymore #going to give the writers the benefit of the doubt #but i'm sure they just fucking forgot #they thought hunter's “special enhanced trait” was just 'dad' #like how the fuck did he not sense that giant animal thingy? #how did RAMPART fucking find it before Hunter #like maybe when he's stressed they don't work as well #idk #anyways now my head is thinking up spidersonas for clone force 99 #tbb #tbb s3 #tbb hunter #hunter bad batch

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Here the thing is-

Episode 15 better fucking be 3 hours long or some shit because what the FUCK!

And if it's not, it better end with like the fucking "The Bad Batch will return" title card shit they have at the end of Marvel movies with there being an announcement for a new series that is a continuation of the Bad Batch but it maybe called something else because it doesn't only relate to the Bad Batch.

I see people saying let's get a "Tales of the Clones" and that would be great, amazing even, but seeing as the last two "Tales of the [thing]" were series comprised of two stories focused on two characters (and backstories at that) I don't really see it working out well in tying things up in Bad Batch.

If anything, maybe it'll work, but if they do a "Tales of the Clones" I do hope it follows Rex leading some kind of clone rebellion or something and then also Cody and seeing him go to Tatooine to find Obi-Wan.

Even better? We get "Tales of the Clones" AND an additional other clone show that ties up everything in the Bad Batch.

Hahaha....right? Not like Star Wars would let us down, right? They totally would give the fans what they want instead of what they think they want, right? Right?

I say all of this as I put on my clown wig, nose, and shoes.

#look #what the hell #shouldn't the end of a season of your favorite show make you like happy or excited or something? #yeah you're supposed to be sad about it ending but there should also be excitement about how everything is going to tie up #instead i'm fucking scared as hell and so so frustrated #and STRESSED LIKE WHAT THE FUCK #no show should make anyone as stressed as this fucking show has made me #like don't get me wrong I HAVE enjoyed this season #but like #there's just so much #more questions than answers #frustration #and just stress #sigh #tbb #tbb s3 #the bad batch #bad batch #tbb hunter #tbb wrecker #tbb tech #tbb echo #tbb crosshair #tbb omega #max's musings

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Inside of me there are two wolves...

One of them is a huge fan of aroace Hunter. That man just does not get romance or anything of an intimate or sexual manner. That shit just goes right over his head. You flirt with him and he just stares back at you with a blank-ass look wondering why you're talking to him. He could care less. He doesn't want to deal with that stuff. Couldn't be bothered. Sure, he'll be in a QPR maybe but

The other one wants him to get dicked down and railed within an inch of his life. I know that man needs it. I think it would solve a lot of problems for him. He just needs to be manhandled or something by some guy. Need him bouncing and moaning on it fr. Someone needs to fuck that man.

Either way, he's gay. Mr. Star Wars told me so.

#am i projecting? #yeah #maybe #either way i see him being mlm #idk i can't picture him with a woman #like look at him #anyways #aroace hunter my beloved #but also #someone fuck that man #please he needs it #sorta nsfw #tbb #tbb hunter #hunter bad batch #i'm going to spread my oriented aroace hunter propaganda #like hunter spreads his legs for [gets shot] #i'm sorry it's late i'm tired #i'm projecting way too much on this man

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Welcome back to another addition of "Am I in love with Hunter Bad Batch? Or do I just want to be him?"

Tune in next time to see me scream into the void!

#i can be trusted with his gender #totally yes #so unfair #give me your waist and hair RIGHT NOW #want his gender so badly :( #please hunter bad batch #PLEASE #tbb #the bad batch #tbb hunter #hunter bad batch #i cant describe why but he gives me MAD gender envy #idk what it is

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You’re telling me A SHRIMP FRIED THIS RICE??

Enjoy this fun little comic full of Wrecker vibes. I left the 3rd pic very badly sketched cause it looked funnier that way😂

Also Crosshair just want to eat some food in peace, but you know these guys

#i'm CRYING #this is perfect #canon #3rd pic is perfect the way that it is #i need this framed in my room #poor cross #this is my new favorite thing ever #love it thank you op #tbb #tbb tech #tbb wrecker #tbb crosshair #queue were the chosen one

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Wrecker?

I hardly even know her!

#i'm biting my arm off #oh my god #i'm losing my mind #tbb #tbb wrecker

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made this to distract myself. happy bad batch eve

#crying #this is accurate #love it #tbb #queue were the chosen one

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Could I possibly request some beach-themed dividers? With water and seashells and the like? I'm writing some stories for Mermaid May next month and I'd love something fitting!

Ask and you shall receive!

Hope you like them :D

First Batch Second Batch

REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

If you would like to request dividers, send an ask, DM me, or fill out this form!

#divider request #max-box

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TBB Mermay Requests - Pt. 1

Requested by: @lizartgurl

Hope you like em :D

REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

If you would like to request dividers, send an ask, DM me, or fill out this form!

Like/Reblog if you use any! Credit me if you'd like :) If you like my work consider buying me a coffee 🩵☕️

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TBB Mermay Dividers - Pt. 2

#dividers #request #divider request #divider #mermaid dividers #ocean dividers #tbb dividers #tbb #the bad batch #sw tbb

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TBB Mermay Requests - Pt. 2

Requested by: @lizartgurl

Hope you like em :D

REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

If you would like to request dividers, send an ask, DM me, or fill out this form!

Like/Reblog if you use any! Credit me if you'd like :) If you like my work consider buying me a coffee 🩵☕️

Divider Master Post

TBB Mermay Dividers - Pt. 1

#dividers #request #divider request #divider #mermaid dividers #ocean dividers #tbb dividers #tbb #the bad batch #sw tbb #tbb tech #tbb wrecker #tbb crosshair

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Thoughts on s3 ep14!

Woke up at like 12:10 something,, didn't get my usual "waste 2-3 hours to mentally prepare myself" so I jumped right into it once I made my coffee (bad idea)

Once again recorded my reaction so actual screaming will be under the cut!

SERIOUSLY HOW THE FUCK DO WE HAVE ONE FUCKING EPISODE LEFT?! HELLO?!?!

Anyways-

Incoherent screaming and spoilers under the cut!

Why the fuck are they going into this with like no backup and like,, they're just fucking jumping into it. Like I understand because Omega but like CMON guys. This happened before!!

Click here to hear my actual live reaction to the episode

Fuck, this armor is kinda growing on me

seriously what the fuck are they going to do with rampart?? he's literally dead weight

He makes for really good comedic relief though and he had me fucking dying this entire episode

WHO THE FUCK REPORTED THEM?!? DID I MISS SOMETHING?? LIKE I GET THAT THEY KNOCKED PEOPLE OUT AND SHIT BUT YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT PEOPLE RECOGNIZED THEM AND DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING UNTIL LATER OR WHAT?!!

Also the fact that they KNOW they're coming. fucking HELL the odds are stacked up against them

THE KIDS :(( Omega having to tell them what "cover me" means and them doing their absolute best to do so

ECHO MY BELOVED <33

Echo in the stormtrooper armor I'm

He has a hand now - "Thanks for the hand" - my comedic genius

IS THAT THE FUCKING ZILLO BEAST!??!?! FUCKING FINALLY!!! NOW WHEN THE FUCK IS IT GOING TO EAT HEMLOCK?!?!?

I miss Batcher :( Where is she? Is she safe? Is she alive?

Crosshair shoving Rampart around <3

"I've changed" - "Sure you have" WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT RAMPART SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

Rampart acting like he knows Crosshair, fucking no you don't, just because you disrupted his meals like twice a day to call him to the principal's office doesn't mean SHIT

I love Echo so much, he's so cool

ECHO AND EMERIE TEAM UP

THE WAY THAT I SCREAMED BECAUSE AAAAAAAAA

OMEGA TALKED ABOUT THEM :( AND EMERIE LISTENED :( AND EMERIE REMEMBERED ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT WAS ECHO :( RAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I need to kick Rampart so badly, please, please let me kick him

"we can't use blasters i'll give away our position!" - AND MAKING ALL THAT NOISE WONT?!?!

WRECKER OH MY GOD GOT FUCKING SLASHED HE BETTER BE OKAY WHAT THE FUCK

HELLO?? Rampart getting his fucking ass found. What are they going to do with him now? What can he tell them that they don't already know??? I guess Echo but like-

To anyone who is starting to like Rampart STOP. Because watch him be the Saw Gerrera of this season

Cannot wait to see the kids break out and release the zillo beast <3

Emerie :( "I was doing my job" EMERIE MY LOVE THERE'S MORE THAN THAT

I'm so scared for her now SHE'S REALIZING THERE'S MORE TO LIFE AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKING DIES-

WHERE THE FUCK IS C-2X OR WHATEVER THE FUCK???? I'M LOSING HOPE FOR A TECH REVEAL. FUCKING HELL I MISS HIM SO MUCH. THIS WHOLE FUCKING SEASON WITHOUT HIM??? RAUUGHHHHHHHH.

This episode was just fucking,,, stakes stakes stakes

Did not get a rest

holy shit

Emerie and Echo are fucking MOTHERS love them

ECHO HAS FUCKING EARS?!?!?!?!?!?!? OK NOW GIVE HIM HIS HAIR AND COLOR BACK!!!!!!

Craziest fucking thing to come out of this season - Echo having ears

LOOK

a lot happened

i'm so scared for next week

this whole episode was fucking action, action, action

WHY DID IT FEEL SO SHORT

SO MUCH HAPPENED BUT AT THE SAME TIME NOTHING HAPPENED????

Ugh

More thoughts are in the audio because I go on like a 13 minute rant but

FUCK <- my final thoughts

#tbb #tbb s3 #tbb spoilers #tbb s3 spoilers #the bad batch #tbb hunter #tbb crosshair #tbb wrecker #tbb echo #tbb omega #emerie karr #admiral rampart #max's musings

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I'M SCREAMING HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THEY ALL HAVE BEARDS-

The Holy Trinity

Gay ass ex-Imperials.

#another one thank you