#star warz

[im-no-jedi]

I HAVE MADE AN IMPORTANT DISCOVERY

Hunter types with only his pointer fingers, he is truly the stereotypical technologically illiterate parent 😭😂

bonus pic of the fingey:

#the bad batch #star wars the bad batch #tbb season 3 #sergeant hunter #hunter tbb #tbb hunter #this made me giggle more than it should LOL #I'm sorry I just take pleasure in little things like this #he do be acting like a Dad alright #XDXDXD #my dark and broody bandana man #star warz #tbb spoilers

[wormonastriing]

Squirmles exist in any universe and any fandom you want, you have the power. Use them. Abuse ur faves with them. WEAPONIZE THE WORMS

#me and friend talking about squirmles in the star warz universe and my eyes have been opened to more possibilities #if I was more of a writer I'd love to write squirmle fanfic lol #wormy rambles

[monsterbisexual]

smth smth u dont deserve anakin at his peak original trilogy vader menacingness n shit if u wont also accept him as the big loser nerd with Too Big Feelings from the prequels sry!!!

like yes actually "i find your lack of faith disturbing *chokes a guy almost to death without touching him*" is the same little freak who when his childhood crush he hadnt seen in 10 yrs told him hes grown says "so have you. more beautiful i mean. for a senator i mean." and like u rly gotta give him props cuz like even tho hes def at his most dorky n awkward in AOTC but by the end hes marrying her so i guess it worked. padme n anakin are THEE definition of those posts like "his swagless charm n cringefail personality have captivated me"

#only talkin abt starred warz on main cuz. not a ton of sideblog followers so hello hi sryyy #she rly was Captivated apparently i mean i didnt even mention his lil i hate sand monologue #or admitting to like. a bunch of murders #but. alright :-) #p

[bettercostume]

i was tagged and id rather rub my face in my multi-start fics than finish sooo

rules: share the first lines of your ten most recent fanfics and tag ten people. if you have written less than ten, don’t be shy and share anyways.

FJFJKF EDITED TO ADD THE BAD BOY WHO TAGGED ME @thesupermegahell and yet another long ago tag @mebiselfandi vfndjknkdfj

1.i like it in ur blood, neymessi star warz au (1/4 complete or 1/2 if i really get my shit together. i have basically two similar but not fics in the same doc and i can't make it past the inciting incident):

Being assigned a padawan had been a surprise, especially since the council preferred to pretend Leo didn’t exist outside of high-casualty battle situations. He hadn’t understood, at first, that it was meant to be a punishment. He was dumb in that way. Couldn’t see basic political maneuvering if it weighed him down with a fucking teenager who they weren’t even sure was force sensitive.  

2. murders and acquisitions, ghost band, (1/8 complete because that fandom can choooooke):

Terzo had arrived in a private jet, brutally hungover, hair tangled and stinking of sweat. In the car to the abbey he’d slept spread out on the backseat, shoes kicked up on the leather. 

3. we love the love of the wolf, liulao, mortal kombat (1/2 complete):

Liu Kang had been stretching into a handstand–tailbone tucked, neck extended–that would hopefully evolve into a one-handed spring when something huge and hard collided with him. If you’d have asked him at the moment he regained consciousness, he would have said it must have been one of the steel barrels they used to burn trash and heat the training ring, tipped over and trying to escape to relative freedom in the ravine beyond the temple, the wind in its, well, non-existent barrel hair. 

4. 13 angels gathered around a hospital bed, neymessi space au (???????):

When Leo wakes up, it’s very dark. It’s not the dark of nighttime in the cockpit or the dark of a systems malfunction; it’s something more alive and therefore, worse.  Something somewhere is burning. The smell is getting stronger, but more startling is the feeling of wind on his face, carrying ash, something gentle and soft brushing over his cheek. This means his face must be bare. And this means, he realizes, smoke filling his mouth and still-open eyes, he must be– 

5. outside child, mortal kombat (only the prologue, milena daughter-father character study):

“One thing about gods,” her father told her, “Is that they’re boring. What you see is what you get. Any depth is manufactured to make you feel at ease. If they even bother.” They’d been outside the last temple to the elder gods in Outworld, watching as the Kahn’s forces moved among pillars, silent and focused as ants.  “Can you believe people still pray to them,” he said, lip curling.

6. we built this up in one day, moonknight, marc/steven (1/4 finished can't make the pivot from hardcore bareback sex to whatever else im trying to say and steven's fucking rhumba class):

“Have you ever taken a holiday?” Steven asks. They’re in bed; Steven still thinks it’s funny to say well Marc, shall we retire? Before pulling up the covers, comfortable in his ownership of their shared life. It’s unnerving to Marc, who spent a year carting his belongings back and forth before Layla caught his elbow and said babe, I cleared a drawer for you in October. He still remembers the little crease between her brows when he’d said it was just in case she changed her mind. She hadn’t laughed. It hadn’t been a joke, even if he’d tried to make it one. Steven, on the other hand, delights in easy comfort now that he can get a full eight hours and is no longer at the whim of Marc and by extension, a stranger in his own body. Marc watches him smell Marc’s aftershave and text Layla about the new smoothie place by the station. He feels guilt and something like envy and then guilt again, pinging Steven mid-chop of some cabbage. Steven is sensitive. Marc is good at hiding, though, so he piles these things away, locked tight. Well, he tries. 

7. untitled boba fett and tusken civilization 20000 word thing i love and feel so strongly about but have not woked on for 8 months. it is literally my favorite and pooooorly presented here:

Boba had done a considerable amount of work on Tatooine, hunting various lowlifes and lowlife-adjacent civilians through the hardscrabble towns that clung to viable wells: Mos Eisley, Mos Pelgos, Mos Espa. He had tracked people into the desert, but they were usually offworlders who collapsed under the twin suns on the second day or careerists who knew better than to take their chances in the dune sea. He had never hunted a Tusken. For one thing, no sane person put bounties on them. No one could reliably find them, even if they were on good terms with the tribe, and those people were few and far between. 

what i've learned: we love to start on a dialogue tag, we are poor at setting the scene, i have excellent concepts but a poor delivery ratio. whatever. i would love to see what @steeple-sinderby-wanderers is up to but also this is kind of an insane ask lol.

#tag games #my “writing”

[xxbatmanb3y0ndxx]

dropping the movie lizt :3 so i waz volunteering to set up theze cruzh canz 4 valentinez day and i waz kinda jz stuck w mr stoner the whole time 😭😭 like hiz lazt name iz literally stoner 😱😱😱 anywayz thiz girl maycie waz like i h8 moviez and i waz like i uzed 2 b like that but i waz jz watching the wrong moviez bro so i made her a lizt (shez not gonna watch any of them but whatever) so she can watch the bezt perfect hand picked moviez, so i alzo connected them by actor / actrezz bc mozt of them have actorz from fd … IM OSRRY THATZ HOW I FIND MOVIEZ !!!!!! anwayz so maycie leavez and her friend drew went w her so i waz stuck w jz mr stoner my world hiztory teacher and it waz sooo awkward cauz my friend alwayz yellz @ him in clazz and iz mean 2 him for like giving him homework?? idk anywayz so i’m like ermmm whatz ur fav movie …. then i went on a rant about how everything iz connected like movie wize and i told him about primo and how alexz johnzon played s13 of degrazzi’z theme song n shit . so then he waz like 🤓 “i’ve met star warz and star trek and marvel and dc nerdz ….. but i’ve never met a final deztination nerd” and i waz like yeah no shit jk i didn’t say that o waz like well i uzed 2 b one of thoze dc nerdz ew i h8 that word but i waz like yeah like a few yearz ago lol uhhh …. no comment …. bro it waz so bad but anwayz thatz where xxbatmanb3y0ndxx comez from itz alzo my fortnite uzername but idk it waz until towardz the end cauz everyone waz being really annoying but yeah i ran around and like yelled every time i thought of 1 ur welcome 😝😝😝 kinda emo tho mr stoner iznt contracted 2 teach next year 😢😢

my hair iznt red anymore i dyed it brown :3 i’m going on a plane in a few dayz and no final deztination characterz had red hair …. firzt time flying tho! 😻😻

#Spotify

[cuppa-ale]

My initial thoughts upon seeing this part was that it was some kind of vanity project / propaganda made or commissioned by Crayzar.  But I was thinking about it again recently, and I actually like to think that this was Crayzar reenacting a movie from pre-Rad Warz days that became lost or destroyed in the chaos.

This combined with the 70s/80s game show aesthetics from “Gourmet Gamers” makes me think that Crayzar was trying to preserve some things from the world as it was, whether he experienced/saw them for himself or is just riffing on things he learned about in passing.  (Since we still don’t rlly know his “origin.”)

This also raises the question, how much do people in this universe actually know about the world before the Rad Warz, and is Crayzar the sole keeper and distributor of this knowledge? How much is objective and how much is skewed?  People know about the Rad Warz since there’s memorials and ruins and Crayzar’s whole claim to power is that he created the Game and saved humanity after the fact, but does anyone know what caused it/what it was about?

We’re talking about a world where sentient balls, robots, aliens, monsters and mutants coexist, so anything is possible.  As for why Crayzar is starring with himself in this film?  Probably vanity / propaganda lol.

#ballmastrz 9009 #Xandri Speaks #welcome back to my unhealthy obsession with Christy Karacas' self insert #also I know it might just be a gag lol #also is it me or is it like #almost weird to see Crayzar open his mouth w/o showing gums #it's kinda cute actually fhgfdjfhkfskfla #it looks like he has an overbite

[josiegomez]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Star Warz dog toy.

[johnnygstaffordshire]

...it'z Star Warz on the GBC 4 me...bIogger 1999...with errrthing that need me...oh I guess...y'aII needa get back innem I was finna actuaIIy...y'aII got the chat she don't...smh...

[im-no-jedi]

I’m sorry W H A T

W H A T 😂😂😂

(image from here)

#the bad batch #star wars the bad batch #sergeant hunter #hunter tbb #tbb hunter #I cannot BELIEVE there’s scarf lore now #what the actual HECK #this is so silly aldjfjsaldkdjd #guess I have to implement this into my fics now ROFL #my dark and broody bandana man #star warz

[redbugcamisetas]

Os shows da Gorillaz Wars são verdadeiros espetáculos interplanetários, unindo fãs de todas as espécies e trazendo uma nova harmonia ao universo Star Wars.

Camiseta Gorilla Warz. https://www.redbug.com.br/camiseta-gorilla-warz-masculino

redbug #redbugcamisetas #redvote #camisetas #tshirt #estampas #geek #nerd #culturapop #lojaonline #games #cartoon #anime #manga #filmes #series #HQ

[monsterbisexual]

yes i Know that canonically lightsabers burn so hot they cauterize any wounds they cause instantly BUT i think starred warz should have had more blood!! like aesthetically it wouldve fucked in like rly dark scenes like we have revenge of the sith post-turning-dark-side anakin being unhinged n its great. it is!! like we know hes killing ppl n being terrible BUT consider shots from those scenes but hes got like..blood on his face !!!! (probs wouldnt show up on his goth fuckin robes but blood on the face is smth that can be so gender etc)

examples:

#yea this belongs on my sw sideblog but i still have v few followers :'( but ill rb it to there as well #n SRYYYY lately i think every media i like needs more blood as if its my fault for havin Taste!!!! #p

[elrondsscribe]

Gang there’s more Star Warz

#itap #in theory and practice #elvella writes fanfic

[art-from-toga]

Just some gay nightsister bein gay

#star warz #nightsisters #wlw #gay #star wars #star wars art #my art #fanart

[aworldofpattern]

Rugs by Zandra Rhodes for Floor Story

#zandra rhodes #floor story #collab #interior design #interiors #soft furnishings #floor covering #rug #carpet #homewares #fashion #collaboration #fashion collaboration #fashion collab #british designer #artist's textiles #wiggle #leopard #star warz #Tutankhamun's Leopard #pattern #surface pattern #surface pattern design #pattern design #textiles #textile design

[fuccstaff]

Rey is a f*cking lesbian

So jot that down,,,

#rey #reylo #anti reylo #the force awakens #star wars #star warz #rey is a lesbian #finn #poe

[josiegomez]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Star Warz dog toy.