#incorrect tcw quotes
obi-wan: qui-gin’s weakness: tech
obi-wan: ahsoka’s: fire
obi-wan: cody’s: also fire
obi-wan: rex’s: can’t act to save his life
obi-wan: anakin’s: crippling self-doubt mixed with overwhelming hubris
anakin: woah woah woah! that’s, like, really personal compared to FIRE
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Fives: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Kix: And you came to me?
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Fives: *is visibly upset*
Echo: Fives, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual planet.
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Wolffe: You look mentally ill.
Gregor: I am. Let’s go.
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Fox: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?
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Cut: Just found out that the birds and the bees refers to explaining sex through bees pollinating and birds hatching eggs.
Cut: But my whole life I thought it meant that birds and bees are fucking and that made no sense.
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Hardcase: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.
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ahsoka: my life sucks.
anakin: cheer up, you’re still a kid!
anakin: it’ll get much worse!
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ahsoka: i couldn’t have done this without you, master.
anakin: of course you could!
anakin: it just wouldn’t be as cool.
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Fives: I will send my army to attack!
Fives: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*
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obi-wan: anakin, i need your coordinates.
anakin: i’m by a rock that looks like a lion.
obi-wan: could you be more specific?
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obi-wan: you are both in so much trouble!
anakin: oh, cut the bullshit, obi-wan!
obi-wan: anakin, now isn't the time for your snark--
ahsoka: yeah, cut the bullshit, obi-wan!
obi-wan: [gasps] ahsoka!
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“nothing gayer than me specifically”
- commander fox, ahsoka tano, luke skywalker, me, quinlan vos, commander cody, fennec shand and everybody else in this fucking universe
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anakin: [dramatic crying] obi-wan was killed by a sniper.
obi-wan: anakin, stop telling people i'm dead.
anakin: sometimes i can still hear his voice.
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Fives: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
Fives: I need my socks.
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The Bad Batch Incorrect Canon Quotes
Wrecker: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Echo: An idiot, is what your are.
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Now there is only one thing that could make the bad batch even better…..
Your move, Filoni
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Bad Batch, episode 8 spoilers!
Cad Bane and Hunter: [having an epic standoff]
Me: no worries, Cad Bane is a great shot, but Hunter will save Omega
Cad Bane: [shoots Hunter]
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Kix: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Dogma?
Fives: I do!
Kix: I know, Fives.
Fives: I’m sad.
Kix: I know, Fives.
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Fox: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?
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