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kyle-mason · 1 year
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I’m here to remind you to do your bucking bocab so he doesn’t kill the dog.
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angellyslion · 1 month
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BioDad Steve Rogers | Captain America partie 2
Marinette peu de temps après son arrivée à la tour rencontre tous les Avengers. Elle s'entend avec tout le monde. Tout le monde est entouré autour de son petit doigt. Elle est douce, fait de délicieuses pâtisseries. Certains ont appris qu'ils ne faut pas la provoquer, sinon elle se transforme en un petit monstre. Chaque Avengers s'était rapproché à sa manière de l'enfant.
Tony Stark aime la fille de Steve malgré qu'il n'apprécie pas les enfants. Malgré son jeune âge, elle arrive à le suivre dans ses divagations. Il adore expliquer les termes qu'elle ne connait pas.
Bruce Barner adore la fille, cette dernière aime l'homme non pour le géant vert connu sous le nom de Hulk connu la plupart des enfants de son âge qu'ils aiment mais en même tant craignent. Aussi pour son âge, il a trouve intelligente, et il n'arrive pas à ce site qu'elle arrive à le suivre dans ses explications scientifiques. Cela ne le surprendrait pas si elle est reconnue HPI si elle doit passer un test.
Clint Barton a appris à Marinette à tiré au tir à l'arc et la langue des signes américaines. Il est suprit de la vitesse d'apprentissage de la fille. Aussi, il aime planifier des blagues au reste de l'équipe avec l'enfant qui est ingénieuse. Cette activité à créée une complicité que l'homme ne peut pas expliquer.
Natasha Romanov est ravie d'avoir une autre fille avec elle, même si la fille en question est une enfant. L'espionne adore discuter des sujets féminin en faisant attention tout de même à éviter certains sujets avec ladite fille. Elle l'a emmener voir des ballets. Spontanément Marinette a demandé à l'agent du SHIELD de lui apprendre les bases du ballet et elle m'a même commencé à lui apprendre le russe.
Steve Rogers adore sa fille et il se qualifie de papa poule. Il a pris plusieurs semaines avant de laisser son équipe s'approcher de sa chair et de son sang. Il adore aider sa fille sur ses devoirs d'histoires. Il a hâte qu'elle arrive sur le sujet de la seconde guerre mondiale. Il pourrait tout lui dire sur ce thème. Il admire sa fille pour s'être habituée si vite à son nouvel environnement et sa nouvelle langue.
Marinette Rogers anciennement Dupin-cheng adore sa nouvelle vie. Au début, elle était terrifiée de quitter tout ce qu'elle connaissait et d'oublier ses habitudes. Elle s'épanouit dans cette nouvelle vie. Elle apprend tant de choses plus que dans son ancienne vie et elle peut étaler ses connaissances sans avoir peur des réprimandes par rapport à son ancienne vie. Elle n'a aucun regret d'avoir accepté de rencontrer son père
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echoing-gravity · 11 months
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MLB X MCU AU in which Marinette gets revealed as Multimouse to the entire world
Because Alya cant be trusted to be responsible with a camera.
Every-fucking-one knows now. hawkmoth. her PARENTS. Hell even TONY fucking STARK knows she was a hero.
and then her parents make/force her to take Style queens offer to intern in NYC, because, from their perspective she is not safe in paris. and like- the AVENGERS are in new york so surely it must be safe there. so they pack up and move their entire bakery business.
and she ends up going to midtown high-school, where not to her knowledge, fellow teenage superhero Peter parker aka "Your friendly neighborhood SPIDER-MAN" goes to school.
Cute adorable shipping commences.
peter is all like "omg another teenage super hero???!!! like me???? i thought i was the only one???? transferring to MY school?!!! SO COOL!!"
"marinette is super smart, marinette is pretty, she was one of THE Miraculous Ladybug's sidekicks how cool is that??!, marinette is COOL!! maybe we can be friends? how am i gonna talk to someone that cool though?? i cant tell her my secret identity!!!"
insta-crush. peter is a marinette SIMP
(and yo, dont get on my case about marinette being super fucking smart, this is the girl who figured out she was getting a birthday party from just seeing one of her friends holding a bike pump. that girl is a tactical genius! she just has self esteem issues. they are both nerd, their just nerds about differnt things, let the nerds date!!!!)
of course Marinette still has the ladybug miraculous -even tho everyone thinks she doesn't have the rat miraculous anymore- and the miracle box. so she can still fight hawkmoth because the horse is basically fast travel irl, Space miraculous super conveintent.
(also concerning the mirsacle box, im going with my headcanon/Unlucky 13 AU on what that looks like post "ladybug becomes guardain" because that egg thing from canon? fucking lame
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It would be canon compliant till season 2 and most? of season 3? but like fuck miracle queen, season3 finale + truth made me stop watching the show. so like in this au, lets just assume Fu is dead, and ladybug has had the miracle box for some time now. and that they got the miraculous when they were 13, and are currently 15? yeah? okay.
(also prolly chat salt, it doesn't HAVE to be chat salt, but like- He. Keeps. Trying. To. Quit. And leave all the work to marinette!!!! its happened like 3?? times now? Marinette CANT quit!!! its literally "do this or lose all your memories!!!" she is being held hostage by a fucking magic box full of responsibilities no 15 year old should have to deal with.)
I headcanon that marinette stress-bakes, so like cute scene number #1 after peter and marinette become friends, could be something like "marientte stresses for a test, and then bakes to much food so her parents make her take it to school to share with her peers, and she ends up giving like- 1/2 of them to parker, becuz of his super high metabolism.
and how marinettes got her whole "i'm RESPONISBLE!!! for the whole fucking universe now, omfg i'm the reason fu is basically dead" angsty shit going on which kinda parallels peters whole "i have super powers, and if i dont do something to help then its my fault if someone gets hurt, like how my uncle died. With great power, comes great RESPONSIBLITY!!!" angst. maybe they could trauma bond. who doesn't like a good hurt comfort trauma bond fic?
marinette likes designing fashionable but also functional clothes.
peter likes designing gadgets and techy things. let them be nerds together!!! in love!!
i feel like they would be the kind of couple/friends to just ramble on about their passions and they would listen to each other even tho they dont know much about each others interests yet. (also hey what if marinette and peter co designed one of peters early suits pre-stark suit??? the fucking writing potential this ship has omfg c'mon ppl!!! why are we sleeping on this??)
oh! and maybe peter figures out that marinette is also ladybug -but later on- cuz like, he has superhearing? and tikki isn't as subtle as she thinks she is.
and then he's all in awe like "Wow holy shit!!! she made her ladybug secret identity FOOLPROOF!!!! no one would ever fucking suspect!! maybe she can help me with mine???"
Fox miraculous shenanaigans insue????? The daily Bugles next headline be like: "SPIDER-MAN SAVES SI INTERN PETER PARKER FROM ETC ETC"
( the media thinks Ladybug and Chat are 1000+ years old due to that thing alya found in that museum that one time. and the fact that people know that Thor and Loki are super old.
Ladybug's excuse to the public for letting a teenager, Nay! for letting a THIRTEEN YEAR OLD CHILD use an extremly dangerous magical artifact for a little over 2 years, goes something like this: "Marinette was the ONLY person in france- maybe in the whole world! that was compatible with the Rat miraculous, it takes a very smart person to be able to multitask like that, and marinette has a photographic/phonetic memory."
i headcannon that marinette photographic/phonetic memory, and that the Rat Miraculous is the math miraculous that was mentioned in the comics that one time, and that if an incompatible person were to try and use it they would at BEST develop a severe case of split personality disorder/ or schizophrenia, and at WORST their brain would- just- melt out of their ears. )
Also he calls her "Spots" or "LuckyBug" when shes in hero mode.
(i cant think of cute nicknames for peter, ugh "web head" is just something i cant picture marinette saying. what's the french word for spider? what's the french word for cobwebs??)
She prolly just calls him "Webs" or "Spidey"
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lucy-mors · 1 year
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laresearchette · 1 year
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Saturday, November 05, 2022 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)
WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: LIGHTS, CAMERA, CHRISTMAS! (W Network) 8:00pm
WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT? MERRY SWISSMAN (Premiering on November 11 on CTV Life at 7:00pm) A MAPLE VALLEY CHRISTMAS (TBD) A ROYAL CHRISTMAS ON ICE (TBD)
NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:
AMAZON PRIME CANADA TWO AND A HALF MEN (Season 1 - 12)
CRAVE TV BROKEN: THE TOXIC CULTURE OF CANADIAN GYMNASTICS ROCK & ROLL HALL OF FAME INDUCTION CEREMONY @8pm
NETFLIX CANADA THE FALL OF THE AMERICAN EMPIRE ORGASM INC: THE STORY OF ONETASTE
2022 PAN CONTINENTAL CURLING CHAMPIONSHIPS (TSN) 11:00am: Men's Semifinal (TSN) 3:00pm: Women’s Semifinal
NHL HOCKEY (SN) 1:00pm: Rangers vs. Red Wings (SN1) 2:00pm: Avalanche vs. Blue Jackets (TSN3) 2:00pm: Chicago vs. Jets (SN) 4:00pm: Stars vs. Oilers (TSN5) 4:00pm: Sens vs. Panthers (CBC/SN360) 7:00pm: Bruins vs. Leafs (City) 7:00pm: Knights vs. Habs (SN1) 7:00pm: Flyers vs. Sens (CBC/SN360) 10:00pm: Predators vs. Canucks (City/SN1) 10:00pm: Devils vs. Flames
MLS SOCCER (TSN4) 4:00pm: MLS Cup: LAFC vs. Philadelphia
CHRISTMAS BEDTIME STORIES (W Network) 6:00pm: When Danielle's husband goes missing in action during his deployment, she's left to raise her daughter on her own. Three years later, as she acclimates to life without him, she begins to tell her daughter bedtime stories about her father.
W5 (CTV) 7:00pm: Investigating the real Tiger Kings running legally-questionable roadside zoos; the largest black military unit in Canadian history fought to fight for Canada in WWI, despite rampant racism.
MLB BASEBALL (SN) 8:00pm: Phillies vs. Astros  - Game #6
NBA BASKETBALL (SN Now) 8:00pm: Thunder vs. Bucks (TSN) 10:00pm: Trail Blazers vs. Suns
AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON (CTV) 8:00pm: When Tony Stark's (Robert Downey Jr.) jumpstart of a dormant peacekeeping program goes awry, the Avengers must reassemble to battle a terrifying technological villain hell-bent on human extinction.
HE'S NOT WORTH DYING FOR (Lifetime Canada) 8:00pm:  When Isla and Grace discover that Jake was cheating on them, the girls turn on each other in a jealous rivalry and use their arsenal of social media platforms to badmouth and attack one another.
EXPEDITION X (Science) 8:00pm/9:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): Phil and Jess probe the science behind a strange phenomena while investigating mysterious objects flying around Mexico's tallest active volcano.  In Episode Two, Jess and Phil venture deep into the Ozarks to investigate a mysterious predatory beast; eyewitnesses, surveillance footage and new recordings of bone-chilling howls lead the team to a shocking revelation about the legendary creature.
CRIMES OF THE FUTURE (Crave) 9:00pm:  As the human species adapts to a synthetic environment, the body undergoes new transformations and mutations. Accompanied by his partner, celebrity performance artist Saul Tenser showcases the metamorphenosis of his organs.
ESCAPE THE FIELD (Super Channel Fuse) 9:00pm:  Stripped of their possessions, six strangers wake up in a remote, endless cornfield with six items. They soon realize they're in a mysterious cat-and-mouse game with an unseen evil, and survival depends upon solving a diabolical and deadly puzzle.
WOMEN’S RUGBY WORLD CUP: QUARTERFINAL (TSN3) 11:30pm: Canada vs. U.S.
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chocolate1721 · 4 years
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Hello chocolatiers here is a new idea, and this is one of my altime favorites so far.
Ok so, Marinette and Jason are siblings who got separated. Jason is adopted by Bruce and Marinette is adopted by Tom and Sabine. Jason becomes Robin and dies. Marinette is informed of his death but isn’t able/allowed to attend the funeral. She never meets Bruce. Marinette is bullied by Chloe and then Lila and the class. She becomes ladybug and chat is useless.
Even though things in class are tough. Marinette makes a fabulous class trip. She has them set to go to New York (with tours of Stark Industries, and New York Times along with Broadway production tickets), then they are to go to Starling City (where they get to tour Queen industry, and their parks), next they go to Central City (they have some basic tours of some museums and stuff), finally they will end in Gotham (tour Wayne Enterprise and the gardens).
Marinette had a good time in New York, Lila lies all day every day, but she ignored it. They had a fligh to Starling City and Marinette had to use the restroom or something before they left, but when she got back to the gate the plane was gone, and so was her class. She had no clothes (those were on the plane) and she didn’t have a lot of money. She was having a hard time breathing when all of a sudden Tony f*cking Stark struts his way over to her and helps her breath again (couldn’t decide if she has a panic or anxiety attack).
Tony and Peter were coming back from Wakanda. Peter knoticed Marinette and points her out to Tony, making some joke of if she is a lost Stark or something. Tony looks at Marinette and immediately knows she is having an attack, he knows how that feels, so he immediately goes over to her and helps her through it. He finds out that Marinette got left behind by her class and this pisses Tony off. He then tells her he can/will help her out. All three of them then head to the Avenger’s Tower.
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She meets the Avengers, and she is totally normal. No stuttering, spasming, tripping, or anything but treating them like they are normal. This intrigues the Avengers. They invite her to watch some of them train while Tony looks into getting her back to her class. While she watches them train she ends up handing Steve his shield (like it was a piece of paper), and Thor his hammer (like it was nothing), this shocks everyone.
Steve: Hey Thor, does this mean this kid is now the new ruler of Asgard?
Thor: . . . . . I must introduce her to the Allfather. Come child of earth.
Tony: *runs into the room, body slamming the door on his way in* DONT GO WITH HIM!!!!!!! IM ADOPTING HER!
Pepper: *appears from nowhere* no you’re not
Peter and Marinette become close friends. The hulk also meets Marinette. The team is worried, but Hulk just kinda picks her up and says “Baby” and tries to burp her. . . . . . . . Tony gets plenty of pictures of this. Marinette is a grumpy sunshine child, and she threatens Tony and Peter if they post any of those pictures.
Tony tells Marinette that he has a friend in town that lives in Starling City and he has agreed to take her with him when he returns home. Marinette will be getting picked up in a few hours, so Tony, Peter, Steve, Thor, and Pepper take Marinette out to get some clothes. This ends in chaos, mayhem, emotional trauma, and the Avengers learn how truly terrifying teenager girls are. Pepper is now wanting to adopt Marinette.
Later that evening Oliver Queen and Roy Harper show up at Avenger tower to pick Marinette up. Roy thinks she will be like all the other girls he knows, shallow and a gold digger or a super hero. He isn’t prepared for the absolute angel that is Marinette. He is love struck, and he becomes the gentleman that Oliver has tried to teach him to be. The only thing Oliver is thinking is “did Bruce get another one?”
Marinette and Roy hit it off very well (roynette is endgame people) they talk for hours. They exchange numbers. Oliver finds out that no, she isn’t adopted by Bruce <not yet anyway>. But she was born in Gotham, she had an older brother who died when she was younger. Oliver found out she is MDC and immediately wanted to commission a suit. She agreed and they were talking suit styles and colors until they arrived in front of her hotel in Starling City. They told her not to hesitate if she needed anything.
Her class didn’t even knotice she was missing. She got her room key and went to sleep. The next morning she was the first one up and downstairs. The breakfast pasteries were gross so she went to the kitchen and taught the staff how to make a good crossaint. She was putting a fresh batch out in the buffet area when her classmates arrived. Lila pauses when she saw her. How had Marinette gotten here? She made sure to destroy her plane ticket. Anyway Lila lies the entire trip as well. She convinces Max to hack into Marinette’s phone and change her alarms. On the day they head to Central City, Marinette’s alarm goes off 30 minutes after the bus leaves.
Marinette sighs and calls Roy. Roy is pissed that her teacher left her behind AGAIN. So he calls up Barry Alan (I watch the Flash tv show so those are the characters I will be using). Roy tells him about how the teacher is incompetent and left a student behind. Roy arrives to pick Marinette up, only to see two guys hitting on her. Roy stops that sh*t real quick. Then they head to Central City. They swing by Star Labs and Marinette meets Barry and his friends. They fall in love with Marinette. She is sweet and kind and adorable. Barry sees her as an innocent sister who must be protected. They take her to her class. He convinced the chief to let the class come visit the precinct. Lila is taking credit for everything, while Marinette gives out pasteries that she made at Star Labs. The officers love Marinette, especially Joe. He sees his daughter in Marinette. Some of the officers offered to teach the class some self defense, in case they were in trouble, and they refused to say how scared they were when Marinette took them down. It was way too easy for her to take them down. The tall kid with frosted tips didn’t do half as well as she did. Roy and Barry only seen that level of skill on hero’s or black belts. Lila started gushing about how she trained with some famous martial artist but had to stop due to her arthritis. The class got held hostage by Captain Cold. Marinette distracts him long enough for the hostages to escape, and the police and hero’s to arrive. She talked about everything from how he could make more money by hiring himself out as a ice machine to people in third world countries to his lack of fashion. By the time the hero’s arrived she was redesigning his entire wardrobe. He was just confused. The officers that arrived on the scene recognized Marinette and were horrified that her class left her in the hands of a criminal. Marinette just brushed it off as no big deal, she was used to it. This had them in near tears. The Flash helped her get back to the hotel. Barry was freaking pissed, so he took a couple pictures with Marinette, took her to get ice cream, and then took her back to her hotel; all before the class arrived.
When the class did arrive at the hotel they started accusing Marinette of working with Cold, but then they saw the Flash. Alya immediately started interviewing him. Only for him to snatch her phone out of her hand and delete the video. She wasnt happy about that, but Barry didn’t care. He stalked over to Bustier and started tearing her apart for abandoning a student. He then went to the police chief and let him know what happened.
Joe finds out what happened and knows that the class’s next stop is Gotham. He calls an old friend, Gordon, and tells him what’s going on and to keep an eye out for Marinette. Gordon agreed but doesn’t think that any teacher can be that stupid.
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He is proven wrong when he goes to greet the class only to find that Bustier left Marinette behind. Gordon is dumbfounded, then furious when she said that Marinette can handle herself. Gordon then calls for a manhunt for this child. 15 minutes later he gets a call from Bruce that he has Marinette in his custody. He has permission from her parents to take care of her while she is in Gotham. Gordon starts compiling evidence of criminal neglect to send to the French Board of Education.
Roy was woken up to a call from Marinette. She got left behind again. He calls his friend Jason and tells him about what’s going on and if it’s ok if he stays with him until Marinette goes back to France. Jason,doesn’t know this is his sister, says yes. Roy and Marinette become an official couple on the way to Gotham. Bruce is trying to get everything ready for a non hero to come to their house, even if only for a few hours.
What no one expected was, when Alfred led them into the house. For Marinette and Jason to lock eyes, and for Mari to body check Jason. They also didn’t expect for Marinette and Jason to start crying, or for them to be siblings. Marinette slapped Jason a few times for making her think he died.
Roy pales when he realizes that Jason is her brother. Jason is furious at Roy for dating his sister. Marinette tried to keep her brother from killing her boyfriend, which is a struggle. She tells Bruce what happened with her class and he excused himself to go call her parents and inform them of what has happened. They give him permission to take care of their daughter while she is in Gotham. He also sets up future visits for Marinette to come to Gotham.
While Bruce is away, Damian arrives, sees a new dark haired minor, and immediately concludes his father has adopted another. He then proceeds to attack her, but Marinette takes a sword from a nearby knight and parries him. She barley keeps him at bay, when he realizes that she has some very basic knowledge of swordsmanship. He stops attacking her and starts teaching her. Thus an impenetrable sibling bond has formed. She cookes with Alfred. Dick teaches her how to trapieze. She gives Tim her illegal coffee recipe. Her and Jason talk for hours.
She also finds the Batcave. Only because she went to the library and tried getting a book, that happened to be the hidden enterance. She chews Bruce out for not dealing with the Joker in time to save her brother. She was just letting out her frustrations and everyone knew it. She met Louis and Clark, who she pulled to the side and told him to find a better disguise because it is obvious he is superman. She pats his shoulder and walks away. Louis slips Bruce $10.
Bruce invites the class to the Wayne Gala and provides clothes for them to wear. Marinette refuses the offer and makes her own dress. She also makes gifts for the Batfam.
Marinette is finally able to see Lila’s lies fall apart, at the Gala, and she refuses to forgive the class. What they did is not something that she can get over that easily. All of the abuse, the lack of loyalty, the manipulation, and demand for her time, energy, and supplies to give them what they want. She. Is. Done. She burned those bridges.
When the class is heading back to Paris their notifications go off. They are getting tagged in pictures of Marinette with the Avengers, Oliver Queen and Roy Harper, of the Central City Police force, with the Flash, with the Wayne’s, and Louis and Clark. They were shocked. How could Marinette get the opportunity to meet all of these people when she was with them the entire time. That’s when they realized, she wasn’t with them. The only time they remember seeing her is when they were on tours or she suddenly appeared in the places they were heading to. She was never with them when they left.
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nitholites · 4 years
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How would Mari react to Lex Luthor? Plus some scenes and bits
Oh she's on a warpath
She's been commissioned by him once and she knows exactly what kind of person he is
She and her family are immune to his 'charms' and not afraid to call him out on his BS
She's had enough practice with Lila, who changes situations to her benefit
Meanwhile, Luthor thrives in a known environment, taking calculations and most likely risks
He's not prepared for a 5'2 teen absolutely destroying him with two billionaires, a genius brother, two ninja brothers, a hacker sister, a Tameranian sister and niece, a grandfather who's not afraid to throw down like he did in his youth, a spider brother who's also a genius in his own right, a brother with a potato gun, Pepper (who deals with Tony's form of BS and the public), Penny (who's on the same tier as Pepper because Jagged is wilder, but with somehow less room to make her hair gray), Wayne and Stark lawyers, an ex-assassin aunt, a super-powered ex-assassin uncle, a crocodile, the entirety of the villains from Gotham, an Amazonian princess (who slays like the Queen she is), a mother who can and will throw down, like 4 archer aunts/uncles, two Kryptonians, two superheroes from Paris (who are screaming curses at him in French and every other language they may or may not know), and two major journalists waiting for a chance to dethrone Luthor
This is the one instance (minus anything related to the Joker) she lets Damian go wild with the katanas
"Now?" "Yes. Have fun." The grin Damian Wayne has fills even the Joker with fear should he see it
As it is, Luthor is really starting to panic on Plan B
He doesn't last long against the Mari Protection Squad™, and in a last-ditch effort, he tries taking a few hostages
Mari is one of them
Imagine his surprise when the 5'2 child who started this mess easily takes down his defenses and actually beats his arse
The Mari Protection Squad™ has never been prouder
"Look at our baby! She's all grown up, now!" "She's my kid, Stark, go get your own." "You have, like, seven, Wayne. You don't need anymore."
Sabine smiles at the billionaires, a threatening aura around her.
"Don't you mean my baby?"
They respond at the same time. "Yes, Ma'am."
No one questions how sunshine incarnate got so many people in her protection squad
Everyone knows that, if Mari so asked, she'd get the entire world and everything in it within an hour, tops
But she never asks, and everyone wonders whether this child has any desires
Like, seriously kid, shouldn't you ask for something? Like, anything??
The only thing she asks for is for her family to stop embarrassing her
Alas, that's the one thing they can't give
Of course
Can't believe I forgot about Lex Luthor. Obviously, Marinette loathes liars and manipulators and bullies now, so imagine her fierce hatred for Lex.
Harley didn't expect this tiny little girl to go toe-to-toe with both him and Tony, but it's a welcome surprise. It's been a while since he's sassed someone this hard, and yeah, Pete's surprisingly sassy and sarcastic at times, but he's just too... pure. Nice. He usually ends up apologizing to whomever he sassed, and while nice, it kinda ruined the mood.
Mari, though?
She wasn't afraid to bite. And after meeting her mother... Harley knew where she got it from. It seemed the only one in Mari's family who was too nice to sass besides Peter was her father, who was hilarious in his own right. It seemed to Harley the sassing was genetic.
If Alfred was a lesser man, he would've stood gaping like a fish in the doorway. As it was, Master Jason, Master Damian, and Master Bruce weren't much better. Alfred didn't blame them, though, since Master Tim actually looked alive instead of the zombie he was. "How did you sleep, Master Tim?"
"Actually okay, Al. Pixie Pop makes a mean Sleepytime Tea."
Alfred made a mental note to get the recipe from Miss Marinette sooner rather than later.
Marinette frowned, crossing her arms and looking between the three boys on the couch, who were all fiddling in one way or another. Dick was crossing and uncrossing his arms, about five minutes apart. Jason's eyes flitted from one end of the room to the next faster than Tim's shuffle to the coffee machine in the morning. Tim was sitting ramrod straight, knee bouncing minutely. Damian's scowl had deepened so far Marinette feared it was etched into his face now. Bruce was standing (ahem brooding ahem) in the corner, but Marinette knew his gaze was marking and remarking the exits. Marinette's brow furrowed, her arms crossed and stance intimidating. "So you're telling me... every single one of you has died and been brought back to life?" It was phrased as a question, but said as a statement, her voice overly sweet and high pitched.
Shivers trailed down the BatFam's spines, the understanding that 'yes, we're dead. Again' flowing into their heads like a collective thought. They knew that tone, that voice. That's the voice she used when she was absolutely pissed. When she knew she was gonna win and kick arse. When she had a plan to destroy her prey. When she was done with whatever act she had up, her true colors shining free. The bright confidence and strength blinding to whoever wasn't expecting or used to it. She turned back to the Batman- Bruce Wayne- her face a chilling smile and deceptively sweet. "And you let them?"
Now, Bruce didn't scare easy. He's Batman, for crying out loud! But, for that one second... he was terrified. And he knew it wasn't just him. All his boys were scared beyond belief at the sheer.... emotion Marinette radiated, none of the Waynes emotionally competent enough to name the mixture, but they all knew anger was in there somewhere. It was there in that spark, gleaming proudly in her eyes.
The same one they saw in Sabine when she pummeled first the Joker, then Lila, then Lex Luthor. And the thought that Marinette shared that spark?
It terrified them, mainly because they saw the effects of that spark.
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somestorythoughts · 3 years
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@unmaskedagain has a wonderful list of posts about gremlin Peter and they are hilarious. The natural follow-up question is what does the combination of cranky-tired-hungry Peter and cranky-hungry-tired Marinette look like?
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scarlixy · 2 years
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Marinette: *chasing Clint through the vents*
Marinette: get back here you overgrown man-child!
Clint: *falls through ceiling and falls into common room*
Avengers: *stare*
Clint: *dead serious* if I die, turn my tweets into a book.
Marinette: *finds Clint and drags him down the hallway*
Clint: *screams*
Peter Parker: *laughs*
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Whacky Gotham, Goofy New York, and Chaotic Paris.
(Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) (Part 6) (Part 7) (Part 8)
Chapter 8: Karma's A Bish Ain't She
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It's a beautiful morning, the birds are chirping, the sky is as Gotham gray as ever, and Damian isn't trying to kill Jason on sight... yet.
Everyone is eating in peaceful tense silence, the only sound being the grandfather clock in the corner of the room, and then...
"Do you have a full phrase you have to say as well as a pose for your magical girl transformation?" - Jason
"... I have a phrase I must say yes, but I think the poses are optional." - Maria
"How did you learn magic? Was it like you were bitten by a radioactive bug or is it something like you are the chosen one?" - Jason
"I learned magic by the power of literal tiny gods, so no I wasn't bitten by anything radioactive... I think Peter is the only one who got extra powers cause of a spider." - Maria
"Is he also a magical girl er boy?" - Jason getting more excited
"Yes." - Maria
"Can I be a magical boy?" - Jason giving puppy dog eyes and prepared to do anything for a chance to be a magical boy.
"No." - Maria
"Rejected." - Tim
"Shut it replacement! But why not???" - Jason
"You're chaotic enough." - Maria
"What about me?" - Dick
"Sure." - Maria
"WTF!?" - Jason
"So how does it work?" - Tim
"Anyone can wield a Miraculous, but as a true holder, some of the magic can bleed into your everyday life... infact I'm pretty sure Alfred is a true holder of the Peacock Miraculous." - Maria
"... There has to be one that I can use!" - Jason on his knees
"Beat me in Ultimate Mecha Strike 3 and I'll consider it." - Maria
"COME ON!" - Jason
… … … … … …
After breakfast Maria got ready to head out, Damian was still at the dinner table staring at his now empty plate. Jason was about to say something, but as he drew breath Damian spoke up
"Don't! I'm thinking." - Damian
"... *breaths in*- " Dick
"No!" - Damian
"... *breaths in*" - Tim
"I can't think with you cretins around!" - Damian slammed his fists on the table, before walking away, everyone was in silence at the table, they could even hear him slam his door on the second floor of the mansion.
"... *beaths in*-" - Bruce
"He gets his stubbornness from you Bruce, just let it run its course, he got this far didn't he?" - Tim sipping his morning coffee
"… … …" - Everyone else at the table
"You truly believe that, even in your coffee zombie state?" - Dick
"… If the universe is kind... yes." - Tim grabbing more coffee
"He's screwed if we don't help." - Jason
"Then might I suggest something?" - Alfred
……… ……… ………
Maria headed out with Harley and Ivy to the Botanical Gardens. They made it an hour and a half before her class was to arrive, and was getting to see some of the plants that weren't for the general public (which she absolutely loved). After about thirty minutes of seeing the plants Maria was taken to a room that was only accessable to Ivy.
"What's in here?" - Maria
"Dis is where Ives keeps huh superdupuh top secret plants, it's also where Bud n' Lou stay when we're here." As Harley finished speaking, both Bud and Lou came dashing around the corner to the group.
"Speakin' of Bud n' Lou, dere are my prescious babies, come tuh mama!" - Harley then bent down with her arms stretched out, waiting for the two hyenas to come to her... only for them to run right past her and tackle Maria. Harley could only watch as her babies greeted a laughing Maria, wagging their tails happily. Ivy patted Harley's shoulder comfortingly with a smile.
"...B-b-but." - Harley
"I know Harls, just let it happen, they'll greet you after Marigold." - Ivy
"Adawhable fluffin' traitawhs." - Harley mumbled under her breath as she stood up.
… Over to the Bats …
"Are you sure this will work?" - Dick
"Of course... maybe." - Jason
The two were standing in front of Damian's room. Jason gave a loud knock before opening the door.
"What do you two want, I'm busy." - Damian writing something on some paper with different internet tabs on his laptops screen
"He has an idea to help you with Minnie." - Dick
"I ju- Minnie? what kind of nick name Disney sh-t are you talking about?" - Jason looking offended at what Dick said
"Yeah Minnie, I mean her costume earlier looked like a mouse, and she's small in size, so Minnie." - Dick giving Jason a deadpan stare
"Minnie is short for Minerva! There is no way in hell I'm letting you call Pixiepop the name of a Disney bish!" - Jason
"If you two are done arguing about An- Ms. Dupain-Cheng, get out." - Damian still writing stuff down
"That's not what we came here for... wait, what are you writing?" - Jason grabbed the paper and started reading it aloud
"Give it back Todd!" - Damian trying to get his paper back
"Ooooh “Operation; Woo the Angel” Nice name Demon Spawn, blah blah blah... “Take her out for dinner at Garden and Dine”... That place is mostly vegan blahg. What else, blah blah blah “After dinner take her to the green house roofs and enjoy a nice stroll through the various plants and flowers”, really going old school romance aren't you. “End the night by gifting her a bouquet of Almond Blossom flowers, Myrtles, Orchids, and Amaryllis.” - Jason paused and looked over to Damian's laptop, seeing a website that said ‘Flower Language’ in bold letters
"Did... did you actually search the flower language for the perfect bouquet... holy sh-t Demon Spawn... *sniff* I- I'm so proud of you." - Jason tearing up
"Our little brother's all *sniff* grown up." - Dick already crying happy tears
"Get OUT!" - Damian took his paper back and shoved the two out of his room, locking the door behind his brothers.
"That went well." - Jason with a smug look on his face
"... How did we not die?" - Dick
"It's because we're the best bros ever! Now lets go tell Bruce-" - Jason
They then heard a loud crash before Damian's door burst open, revealing Damian in full gear, one katana in his hand the other on his back, a butt load of batarangs/ throwing stars on his utility belt and his phone in his free hand.
*music that reminds them of Jaws* "RUN" *music intensifies* - Damian sounded down right murderous as he began chasing his brothers.
So now Dick and Jason are running for their lives while Damian is playing the Run meme, and Barbara, Steph, and Cass are making sure they record ALL of it for the video they'll play at the funeral.
"Awwww his first meme." - Steph
"I'm surprised he even figured out what a meme is." - Barbara
"At least he's using it in the right context... can we teach him how to apply ‘Okay Boomer’ to his every day word set?" - Steph
"Agreed." - Cass taking pictures of Damian choking Jason while nodding her head approvingly
"None of my gadgets are working!" - Jason trying to use his taser, and failing
*Damians phone now playing Should I Stay or Should I Go*
"Huh... wonder how and when he stumbled upon that song." - Steph
"He has been watching Stranger Things lately." - Barbara
"Why aren't you three helping?!" - Jason using the only weapon he could find... a water sprayer
"You guys got this!" - Steph yelled out to Jason while Cass gave a thumbs up
"HEEEEEELP US!" - Dick being pinned to the floor
"DIE!" - Damian
"... Shoud we maybe intervene?" - Tim walking up to the girls after seeing Dick barely escaping Damians sword
"PLEASE!!!!!" - Dick being dragged into the shadows
"NO! HE GOT DICK! YOU MONSTER!!!" - Jason
"Nah." - Barbara/Steph/Cass just waved Tim of dismissively as Jason also got dragged into the shadows kicking and screaming...
……… I wonder how the Avengers are doing ………
It's a wonderful day at Avengers Tower, everything is working smoothly, everyone is being civil, and absolutely nothing can go wrong. Tony can finally go back to Gotham and get his Genius Niece back safe and- *BOOM* *insert screaming* *insert Loki showing up a-fricking-gain*
Loki just walks in seeing most of the Avengers in the living room, with Tony packing a new suitcase
"I have come to retrieve the Cosmic Cube, if you surrender it now, damage to this tower will be at a minimum." - Loki
"If you are confident in being victorious against us, them come at thee little brother!" - Thor
"I-" - Loki
"F*********CK!" - Tony
"Why the hell are you yelli- Hey!" - Loki was soon being bombarded with everything Tony had carefully packed, and then Tony began firing all types of weapons at Loki
"***** ****** YOU ***** MOTHER ********* SON OF A ****** ****** WHY ***** PIECE OF *****!!!!!! I JUST WANT TO SEE IF MY NIECE IS SAFE!!!" - Tony ended up using a bazooka or two... maybe three
Loki layed passed out on the floor, Tony is breathing in and out heavily as pieces of the formerly beautiful walls and roof crumble off of what remains standing, which isn't much.
"Honestly didn't think normal weapons could knock him out, also I think you need to calm down." - Natasha
"I am CALM!" - Tony grabbing an even bigger weapon
"Put the weapon down Tony." - Steve
"I'm leaving to go find my niece and none of you can stop me!" - Tony ready to fight his team
"Ehem. I do believe you have some explaining to do first." - Nick Fury
……… Back to Maria ………
Maria got to see many beautiful flowers and was able to get a few new ideas for some dresses. When it came time for the tour she waited with Ivy and Harley as her class got off the bus. Once her friends saw her, they instantly ran over to give her a bone crushing hug. Mrs. Bustier started walking up to them and looked like she was going to reprimanded Maria before Harley and Ivy stepped between them and introduced themselves.
The tour started out nicely, Maria stayed by her friends while they got to see all the different plants. Lila did the usual of ‘oh that flower is callled so-and-so because of this-and-that and is native to some-back-of-the-woods-made-up-place but was imported here sometime around the 1500s becuase of my great great great great great great grandfather.’ and of course, every single little thing down to the very root of her words was a big fat lie... no surprise there. During the lunch break Maria and her friends got to sit with Ivy and Harley at a safe distance away from their class
"Okay, I need tuh know. How de f*ck is yuh class dis f*ckin' gullible? I mean, dem right dere, dat is a whole new class of dumb I nevuh thought existed until now." - Harley already not liking Maria's class
"This is why I preferred plants as a young sprout." - Ivy already thinking up some plan to scare the class
"We just tune it out." - Peter
"Fair warning, that is just the tip of the iceberg." - Alix
"... wut." - Harley/Ivy looking a bit confused and concerned
"Just imagine she's Pinocchio, and she only ever lies." - Chloé
"We have confirmed that her nose would be at LEAST, just slightly past Jupiter." - Maria
"And what's up wit' blondie and dat wawhkin' sausage? She was pretty clin'-y back dere." - Harley looking at Adrien suspiciously
"She's what I have recently come to realize as an opportunistic gold/fame-digger." - Adrien
"Why don't you do something about it?" - Ivy
"Can't." - Adrien looking like he's absolutely done with sausage- I mean... no sausage hair is correct
"What do you mean ‘can't’?" - Ivy looking confused
"Allow me to explain, believe it or not, this sunshine baby has what we call the devil as a father. Making poor Adrie-kins do photoshoot after photoshoot with that witch. It's ridiculous, utterly ridiculous!" - Chloé putting a comforting hand on Adrien's shoulder
"... I think this explains how I feel... Maria." - Adrien pulling out his phone
"... not again." - Maria watching as Adrien presses play on his phone
“𝙼𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛, 𝙼𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙸 𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚅𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎.” - Adrien putting his phone away - "If I didn't have them as friends I probably would have snapped by now." - Adrien smiling like he didn't just play a video of what he was actually feeling
"May I recommend Dr. Quinzel? She's a certified and professional Psychiatrist." - Ivy pointing to Harley, who is stuffing a burger in her mouth
"hgi hman hnmmo mhmu mmha phg imngh yhmmm mnhh meh" (translation: I can show yuh my PhD if yuh doan believe me) - Harley giving a thumbs up
"I'm good, but thanks for the offer." - Adrien
They continued the tour, and it seemed like everything was okay... aside from the annoying lies that poured out of Lila's mouth like a water hose. Yet somehow Bud and Lou got out of their room and were now sprinting their way towards the class. They leaped gracefully into the air as they knocked into Maria, effectively pinning her to the ground as they greeted her again
"Sh*t, Bud, Lou HEEL!" - Harley made her way over trying to get the two hyenas off of Maria, while said girl was laughing and gasping for air -"Move yuh lovable fluffy gouhv balls, you're crushin' huh!" - Harley managed to get them off Maria with Ivy's help
Maria was still laughing while she got into a sitting position, at least she was until someone spoke up
"I can't believe it! Why would you let those dangerous things out!" - Lila  pointing to were Maria was sitting with Bud and Lou
"I bet you were just doing it for attention, weren't you, what if someone got hurt?!" - Lila taking a step forward
Both hyenas began to snarl at Lila as she tried to get closer to Maria
"Now hold it right dere yuh little sh*t! Bud and Lou are harmless, and just wanted tuh say hi. No one got hurt and Maria din't let dem out of deir room." - Harley now really hating this class, Bud and Lou even stood at Harley's sides, showing their teeth as they snarled louder
"Then how did they get out?!" - Mrs. Bustier pulling Lila away from the hyenas
"You left the door open didn't you." - Ivy giving a not so surprised look at Harley
"I left the door open...oops?" - Harley forgetting her rage for a moment and giving Ivy and Maria an apologetic smile
"How do you even forget something like that?! And why do you even have two hyenas, aren't they illegal?!" - Alya ready to defend her “friend”
"Nawhmally I doan fawhget, also, I got dem through legal means! Just ask Ives." - Harley had a clear distasteful look on her face towards the class (specifically Lila and Alya)
Sometime while Harley was still ranting about how Bud and Lou are definitely NOT illegally owned, Bruce Wayne walked into what he would later describe as one of the most terrifying moments he has ever seen Harley and Ivy ready to kill on sight. Bruce managed to calm everyone down and sent the class back to their hotel... except for Maria, Chloé, Alix, Peter, and Adrien. Apparently Bruce got permission from their parents to let them stay at Wayne Manor, he also informed them that all of their luggage was already taken care of. They then said goodbye to Harley, Ivy, Bud and Lou and made their way to the Manor.
……… Ivy and Harley Sometime Later ………
"How 'bout murder?" - Harley stroking Lou's head while Bud sleeps next to her
"Too messy." - Ivy looking at the chalkboard they set up
"How 'bout poisonin' dem?" - Harley balancing a pencil on her nose while trying to think of something they can do
"No, Forensics would find it." - Ivy trying to think of something
"Dat's only if dey find de bodies." - Harley
"...Maybe the carnivorous plants..." - Ivy
"Oooooh dat sounds fun." - Harley perking up as a mischievous smile spreads across her face
"No, that's to obvious." - Ivy crossing that idea off the list
"..." - Harley slouching back into her beanbag chair - "Den let's just give dem some toxic spawhes, or somethin' dat just gives dem really bad allergies." - Harley resting her head on her hand as she balances the pencil on her finger
"That... might just work." - Ivy writing down the formula
"Really?" - Harley dropped the pencil as she got up to look at the chalkboard
"Yes! It's perfect, though it won't kill them, we can add some permanent effects so that they suffer the worst of allergies." - Ivy satisfied with their conclusion
"*gasp* Can we make dem allergic tuh everythin'?! Like anythin' dairy related, peanut buttuh, pollen, and fruits?! What about sunlight, can we make dem allergic tuh dat?" - Harley getting a bit excited
"Sadly I don't think I can come up with something that will make them allergic to sunlight within one night, but I can make it so they will for the rest of their lives be allergic to flowers, cats and dogs." - Ivy with a wicked smile
"Hehehehe, dey will nevuh be able tuh touch anythin' cute fluffy and/or innocent evuh again, not even wit' a 10 foot pole." - Harley rubbing her hands together with a sinister grin on her face
"Exactly." - Ivy gathering the ingredients - "Get some rest Harls, tomorrow's a big day."
"Hell naw, I wanna see de makin' of deir doom wit' my own two eyes." - Harley pulled up her beanbag chair next to Ivy's as she began to work
"I guess this is why they say don't mess with something or someone that is innocent and pure." - Ivy adding the ingredients together
"Karma's a b*tch, ain't it." - Harley smiled as she shared a look with Ivy, both women knowing exactly what was to come
"Indeed it is." - Ivy returned the smile as she added the toxic plants
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Chapter 4: Back to you.
Description: So... I know many Daminette fans don't like Damian being younger than Marinette so 🚨SPoiler AleRT 🚨 Damian is gonna be younger for a while but an event happens that gets their ages exchanged. (Sort of)
Warning; swearing, angst, fluff.
Summary: Where the world reunites with their loved ones..
Previously
"They're back!, They're back!, They're back!" Maps yelled excitedly, almost jumping at him
"Who's back?!"
"The people who disappeared 5 years ago!"
Damian blinked at the short girl in front of him before narrowing his eyes at her "this is no time to play games Mizoguchi."
"I'm not!" Mia huffed "ask anyone else."
Damian looked at her and he knew she wasn't lying, he gave her a small nod before heading back towards the washrooms.
"Wait!" Mia yelled, holding his wrist "Can you drop me to Olive house?"
"No." Damian deadpanned
"Can I at least have your grapple gun?"
"No" Damian sighed "Sorry Maps, I've gotta go"
Mia nodded "fine. you owe me a waffle bar!"
Damian rolled his eyes at her before running back, wasting no time. "Plagg! Claws out!"
"Aw come on!" Plagg hissed, before disappearing into the ring.
***
Damian ran across roof tops, he felt sick. Where they really there? how did they disappear? What if he went home and found out nobody was actually there? what was he going to to say? So many Questions jumped around his head, but he kept moving either way. He jumped over the large compound of his house calling out "Plagg claws in!" His black and green suit dissolved and was replaced with his uniform. He landed on the soft grass smoothly Before running around large fountain in front of his destination.
Damian panted, looking around. Jason's new bike was spread on the ground carelessly, and the car was literally half-hazardously parked.
He ran towards the large doors shoving it open...
to meet his family laughing and crying in Joy.
They were here. They were all here. Dick, Cass, Steph, Alfred, Selina, Kate, Chloe and Marinette.
Damian could only stare, They looked like they never aged a day, except Alfred who seemed to look younger.
"Damian?" Dick asked, a shocked look on his face which quickly dissolved into a bright smile "Oh my god you look so big!" He yelled, tackling him to the ground "Did you miss me?"
"TT, of course not."
"Liar" Tim laughed with tear stained cheeks "he cried everyday for two years."
"I didn't!" Damian hissed, still in the embrace of his older brother. "Uh-huh, sure." Bruce smiled his arms around Selina
"Father!"
"Wait, wait, wait." Chloe interrupted "what do you mean two years? We've just been gone for like, five minutes"
"Yeah! What's with that?" Steph asked in confusion
"You guys have been Gone for 5 years" Tikki said slowly while the others were nodding in agreement
"That's impossible, I was definitely there for 15 hours"
"It felt like five minutes for me" Chloe said as Cass nodded
"You guys sure you didn't hit your heads on your way back?" Jason joked
"Do you remember where you guys were?" Bruce asked
"Yes" Marinette nodded "It was-It was beautiful, it felt like you were in the middle of the universe without any care and so many different colors were there. Just like stars and galaxies"
"The quantum realm!" Fluff exclaimed "of course! Why didn't I think of that?!"
"What's a quantum realm?"
"The Quantum Zone, the realm where all the energy of the universe come from, and the Microverse, which consists of many different sub-atomic dimensions all accessible through the same means as they are in the Marvel Cinematic Universe." Fluff thought out loud
Jason blinked in confusion "I didn't understand a single shit."
"Language" Alfred warned.
"The Quantum Realm is a dimension that can be entered from Earth by compressing a human's mass to a certain point. Entering the Quantum Realm could potentially cause the person who enters it to shrink forever. Due to the nature of the realm, time passes differently and is more fluid. As a result, with the right equipment, the Quantum Realm can be used for time travel though its impossible to change one's own timeline when traveling into the past in such a manner." Fluff continued
"Still don't get it" Jason shrugged
"You would if you were smarter." Damian snorted
"In a simpler way...A person needs to be really tiny to enter the quantum realm and time passes differently for each person" Tim explained
"Ohhhhh, I get it now!"
"So you're telling we've been stuck in time?" Kate asked
Fluff nodded "except for Alfred, who seemed to travel back in time." which made chaos rise.
"You're telling me we've been missing for five years?!"
"Wait so technically I'm the oldest" Jason laughed evilly
"No you're not! I'm still a year older than you!" Dick smirked
Damian almost gave out a smile, until he noticed Marinette sitting silently on the ground staring at her hands. He crawled towards her, out of Dicks grip and sat next to the girl muttering a small "hey"
"Hi" Marinette mumbled back, glancing at him.
"What's wrong?"
"I-it just seems so unreal, five years? That's like my teenage life. Tim's all grown up! How old is he? 22? and-"
"Hey! hey! Calm down, it's fine. if it helps you feel better, You can always taunt them on how young you are."
"-And you've grown up all tall and muscular and pretty-"
"Pretty?" Damian asked, his face turning red.
"The world has obviously changed! I don't know how you lived without Alfred or Me and Selina because you guys don't know a shit about cooking, and why didn't our miraculouses fade away with us? I could've done something to come back earlier"
"Stop it!" He said grabbing her shoulders "you've done the best you could And what really matters is that you're home"
"Oh and you've gotten soft." She gave him a teary smile before Pouncing on him, giving him a bear hug.
He wrapped his arms around her small body, rocking her back and forth questioning "Do you really think I'm Muscular and pretty"
"No!" Marinette squeaked quickly as she pulled away from their hug "I'm just really tired, and floating in space is really exhausting"
"Mm-hmm, sure" he smiled pecking her cheek, which made Marinette melt on the insides "you hungry?"
"Do you even know how to cook?" Marinette asked
"Hey, we learnt a thing or two when you guys disappeared." Damian chuckled, pulling Marinette to her feet while looking at his brothers questioningly, who were busy wrestling on the couch "You idiots need anything from the kitchen?"
"Yesss" Dick grinned "I want cereal."
"Noodles please!"
"Same here!"
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So how was the it ?....
Okkkk, I know it was pretty lame and all, The only reason I posted this was because I've had this draft for some time and I didn't have the heart to delete it because that would mean I only wasted my time. Soooooo I posted it. Kill me. My dignity is dead, I've got nothin to lose.
But if you guys want another chap... just ask 😉... and please comment and vote!
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shewhorises-tjyj · 3 years
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I’ve seen a all of the DC x Avengers x Miraculous Ladybug and there’s really less. So I’ve decided to make up a headcanon to hopefully get people into writing more of this. Cause’ I like them.
Also I’ve had this HC for almost the whole year but for some reason it’s not thought out properly
Marinette is the daughter of Tony. Who’s the mom? I don’t know. Maybe a fling?
Tim is the son of Peter Quill and Gamora
This is obviously before at least Infinity War
They definitely learn how to fight with Tim being the son of people who travel around the universe to fight... things and Marinette being the daughter of a billionaire who while has good security people at least tries to target her when she’s out.
They also probably have their own suits and stuff
And HYDRA just sees “eh those two got potential”
and kidnaps them
They are at least 4 years old
pretty young but hey 
So they train under HYDRA’s care
and possibly become assassins or maybe spies
They definitely become friends at some point.
Marinette probably uses fighting fans made out of vibranium
and Tim.... a.... uh... Bo staff? Sword? Katana? they work in similar enough.....Right?
Ehh. Long story short, mission went wrong and got sucked into a portal that brought them to a different dimension (DC & Miraculous Ladybug. So basically, Maribat)
They both end up as babies
Marinette is in Paris
Tim is in Gotham
Life works out the way it does in canon
They both want out of assassin life
Maybe when Tim gets adopted by Bruce he could possibly accidentally made something that could let him teleport to different dimensions.
When Damian comes Tim’s assassin reflexes probably comes back to life.
And if anyone’s interested continue this and add on whatever you like. And if you make a fic, tag me.
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Bat-Brendan Begins.
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Rena Rouge: This is Hawkmoth we’re talking about. He’s the toughest there is.
Chat Noir: Well, he’s never fought me.
Ladybug: Yeah, he has.
Chat Noir: He’s never fought me twice.
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nitholites · 4 years
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Big brother Jason HCs relating to past posts
Since someone asked about Jason, here he is!
He's the first to meet Mari, at the Stark Gala
He's also the first to get an MDC original (he wins 100 bucks from that bet. Tim pouted for a month until the rest of the BatFam met Marinette)
As such, he adopts Mari into their family much faster than the rest
During the month between the Stark Gala and when Mari moves to Gotham, Bruce finds adoption papers and legal stuff relating to one Marinette Dupain-Cheng
He doesn't know who this child is, but a thorough search later gets this black-haired blue-eyed child on his 'Futute Wayne Child' radar
"If I can't shoot the lil shites that were in Mari's class, you can't go around adopting every troubled, traumatized, blue-eyed, black-haired child you see. Sometimes we have to cut back on habits and hobbies, B." ~Jason Todd, once he and the rest of the BatFam learn what went on in Mari's class
Jason is the most protective of her, surprisingly. Well, it's tied between him, Damian, and Tony Stark
Tony doesn't adopt as many children as Bruce, but when he does, you'd better not mess with the child in question.
Anyway, Jason is the first to use lethal force against any villain or antagonist that injures Marinette
(also the only, besides Damian)
Jason's the one constantly in 'protective big brother' mode, always making sure Marinette never has to live through some of the things he and the other heroes have
(Alternatively, the first time he sees Ladybug, he doesn't really believe her about being a hero from Paris, so he shoots her in the knee)
(tries to, anyway)
(the suit repelled it, but she got a bruise)
(when Marinette dropped the transformation, Jason paled. "I nearly shot a kid! Oh Lord, B's gonna have my head for this! Please don't tell anyone I tried to shoot you.")
She doesn't say anything, but Dick looks through nearby security cameras and sees Red Hood's first encounter with her
Dick doesn't hide anything and immediately rats Jason out, like the good big brother he is
The BatFam have a heart attack and are equal parts pissed at Jason and impressed with the Ladybug's suit
Marinette can't be beat when she spars with the BatFam
Like, she kicks all their butts combined
They played an intense game of the floor is lava, and she won
It took weeks before everyone else lost, and those out became lava monsters to try and get more people out
No magic or gear allowed
She and Tim used the vents, while Dick used his acrobatics skillz to heccin go
Peter nearly won, but Damian and Harley teamed up to get Spidey Boi out
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