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english isnt my first language btw so when u read my posts in ur head I want u to mispronounce at least one word in it and add a really heavy accent

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jesus no

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jesus no

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alien cats 💚‼️

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😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

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what kind of guns do you own? like, firearms?

"Like firearms"? What else is the word Gun used for??? Do you take me for a court jester?

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“Vampire help hotline, what can I do for you?” “I just… I miss garlic bread…”

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We all need a cat to flop on us

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE

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ultimately I have become the old man on the internet who must keep up with trends and that is actually very relaxing because it means I can say fucked up shit that's wrong and feign ignorance.

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[sits up suddenly in a cold sweat] what if my corpse doesn't rot

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sorry about the blood loss. do you uh. want it back *holds out my red dripping hands awkwardly*