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Damian: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Jon: I think you mean cards. Marinette, watching Damian pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, he does not.

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Marinette: You often use humor to deflect trauma Jason: Thank you Marinette: I didn't say that was a good thing Jason: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Damian: You are now supposed to tap your fist against mine.

Marinette: Why?

Damian: I am told it is a widely accepted gesture to celebrate succes.

Marinette, bumping his fist: I love it when you impersonate normal people.

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Hello again, my comrades.

ayyyy ppl

I am back...after god knows how long-

idk if I'm gonna be here usually but I'll try

to all the people that prolly wondered where tf am I.

xxx

#maridami #maribat #maribat incorrect quotes #mlb x dc #daminette

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omg ur back :D I saw ur post after so

Yup! I'm backkkk!!

I MISSED YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE.

(❤ ω ❤)

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Damian: If you have 10 cookies, and I asked for 5, how many would you have?

Marinette: None.

Damian: , it's basic math, it's not that har-

Marinette: I would give you all of them because I love you.

Damian:

Damian: *holding back tears*: Gross. Absolutely disgusting. Get out of my room.

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Hello all.

I'm back from my long ass break.

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Marinette: I hate you.

Damian: Get off my lap, then.

Marinette: No.

#daminette #maribat incorrect quotes #maribat #mlb x dc #maridami #marinette x damian #damian x marinette #damian wayne #marinette dupain cheng #daminette incorrect quotes

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Marinette: Jason, would you consider yourself an alcoholic?

Jason: Nope.

Marinette: Explain?

Jason: Alcoholics need a drink.

Jason: *holds up a glass*

Jason: As you can see, I already have one.

#maribat incorrect quotes #mlb x dc #maribat #jason todd #my friend sent thIS TO me at 3am in the night #and i was awake for some reason #reason is that I was awake was that I had an incomplete project #bye lol

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OMG

you've heard of the Batmobile now get ready for

🐞The Ladybug Lambo🐞

#i want this #this is happening #fdrgdxfvxdvgdftr

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I cant stop laughing or thinking about this-

The TikTok “teenagers scare the living shit outta me” meme, but it’s a bunch of Marinette and Damian videos where they interact with Rogues. Add in some Sleep Deprived Tim too.

Tik Tok begins: *quintessential MCR song plays*

*Video starts on the in-awe face of some random adult citizen, who makes eye contact with the camera before switching the shot*

*camera switches to show tiny girl in all pink and pigtails, with a gun to her head, staring the Riddler down while lecturing him about his fashion choices*

*person filming*: “she’s terrifying...”

*The video barely captures Marinette offering Riddler a chance to commission her, because she’ll make him a way better outfit. But since he’s a criminal, he would have to pay her double.*

—*—*—*—*—*

*Tiktok begins, same as before up until the video switches perspectives*

*video shows Damian Wayne just staring blankly at several would-be kidnappers, who all have guns trained on him. He looks like he Couldn’t Care Less.*

Damian: “I have a six-year-old niece who is more intimidating than you pathetic squealing rats. For the sake of your own already shredded dignity, I suggest you forfeit your firearms over to me and leave while you still have functioning limbs.”

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*you know the drill, TikTok begins here*

*Tim Drake is seen guzzling a steaming hot, gigantic thermos of coffee for a very long, very uncomfortable amount of time. Then he pulls the cup away, and when he sighs in content a billow of coffee-steam just comes out of his mouth like he’s a dragon.*

Tim: “ow.” *proceeds to throw empty thermos at Joker’s head and skateboard away.*

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OMG

Did u guys read the new episode?

ya know...

Wayne Fam Adventures.

Yeah. That.

Its a bit late, I know. but I was so busy the whole day. UGH.

Anyhoo.

SpOilEr ALerT

Duke ma boi, has a crush.

isn't that so cute?

🥺🥺🥺🤧🤧🤧🤧😍😍😍

SO PROUD.

#damian x marinette #maribat #maribat incorrect quotes #damian wayne #marinette dupain cheng

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Damian: *minding his own business*

Marinette: Don't freak out...I broke three ribs.

Damian: *deadpan* ...I know angel, I was there when you literally jumped out of my window yesterday.

Marinette:...Haha, I meant three more...today.

Damian:...

Damian: WHAT?!! THATS THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!!!

Marinette:...

Damian: AND ITS STILL TUESDAY!!!

bonus

Marinette:...

Marinette: I told you not to freak out. And I'm kidding I didn't break three ribs.

Damian: OH...?

Marinette: I actually broke four.

Damian: WHAT THE F-

#maribat #maribat incorrect quotes #mlb x dc #maridami #marinette x damian #damian wayne #damian x marinette #marinette dupain cheng #daminette #daminette incorrect quotes

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HaHa did y'all see the new Wayne fam episode

it was so funny lmao.

especially when Jason asked

"Raise your hand if you've been murdered and come back to life."

Jason:*raises hand*

Cass:*raises hand*

Damian:*raises hand*

Duke: scared af

#batman wayne family adventures #maribat incorrect quotes #mlb x dc #marinette x damian #damian x marinette #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #maribat #maridami

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Just wanted to let you know you're really funny, and I love your maribat incorrect quotes <3

Thank you so much! ❤❤❤❤❤

Really sorry for the (very) late reply.

( I was pretty new to tumblr when u sent me this 😅, so I had no clue what to actually do with this. )

I will start updating more regularly from nxt week, I have exams 😑. 4 more days to go and I'll be back bishesssssss!!

Bye bye

I love phoebe.

-with virtual hugs and kisses,

from a girl that loves Maribat too much.

#short break #maribat incorrect quotes

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Hiiiii

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!

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Brooo did you read the Wfa comic!!!!!!

oh yes! It was sooooo amazing!