#cursing warning

[lover-of-skellies]

Clarification, if need be: "any word with ___ in it" just means like,, a variant of the original swear. For example, a variant of ass would be dumbass or asshole

You can share other words in the comments if you think there's something worse than what's listed here, or you can send me an anon ask :p only if you're comfortable doing so, of course!

#not skeleton stuff #rambles #tw swearing #cw swearing #swearing cw #swearing warning #tw cursing #cw cursing #cursing warning #cursing tw #cursing cw #<- added as many cw and tw tags as i can think of #if I missed anything feel free to let me know

[kairolee2004]

Splinter: So today, for training, your going to observe the fighting skills of (Y/n) and see what they do right and wrong.

Leo: Ummm sensei, are you sure that their properly trained-

Me: STFU LEO! I gonna fight your dad and that’s it! Now hush yourself!

Leo: 🫥

Splinter: Now child, let’s begin!

Mikey: You got this BabyCakes!

Raph: Hands up shorty, don’t let them damn hands fall!

Donnie: I-I don’t like how this is going to end-

Me: come at me with all you got sensei! I can take it!

5 Minutes Later…

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHH! STOP DRAGGING ME PLEASE!!!!

(Y/n) get thrown across the Dojo

Leo: Oh no-

Raph: HAHA!!! Man can’t stop laughing while on the ground

Donnie: I knew it, their dead… they’ll be surly missed.

Mikey: NO- BABYCAKES NO!!!! PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME, I LOVE YOU! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me: I’m surprisingly alright- wait… WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON THE GROUND!!!

Turns out, (Y/n) was bleeding profusely from their forehead and didn’t realize it was their blood.

All the turtles: (Y/N)!!!

Splinter: *Whispers* Karma is a real bitch. This is why you don’t touch my last frozen boba…

#bayverse tmnt x reader #x reader #crack post #funny post #fighting #cursing warning #lmao #tmnt #leonardo #raphael #Mikey #donatello #y/n #reader

[qwymarkii]

stay with me

husband!yuta x fem!reader

synopsis : built up issues with yuta leads to you exploding, with regretful feelings .

genre : married couple, arguing, angst, crying, make up in the end.

word count : 1.3k

"so you don't want to stay with me?"

you unlock the door after another debilitating day of your hellish life. the only thing that would make your day better was yuta. he was like a light shining through a hole. the only way you could escape was to be in his presence.

 

silence filled the large home, which was a touch unsettling. typically, yuta would always be doing something that would send the whole neighborhood into shock just because of how loud he always was. you expected him to be playing music. seeing as you asked him to fold your laundry before you left for work.

 

you scanned the house, and finally you opened the bedroom door to a sleeping yuta. you groaned, dropping your purse to the floor.

 

as you walked over to the bed, you noticed the unfolded laundry still in the same position it had been earlier that day.

 

"YUTA!" an outburst came out, sending yuta into an automatic upright position. he looked around to see you standing at the end of your bed, enrage displayed all over your face.

 

"hey y/n, how was today?" he asked sleepily, , you rolled your eyes, trying not to let the tears you felt pent up in the corners of your eyes drop onto your cheek. yuta stood up, removing the covers, only a pair of boxers were present on his tanned figure. he felt a bit uneasy as you just stood there, slowly digging your nails into the palms of your hands. still unresponsive to his question.

 

"y/n, babe, why aren't you answering?" furrowing his brows as he snaked his arms around your waist. he ran his hands along your back, patiently waiting for you to acknowledge his actions. you felt a tear fall down your face. all of your emotions were just slowly boiling to the top, and you tried to push them back down.

 

"i--" you started, choking on your words. nothing was able to come out. did yuta really appreciate you? if he did wouldn't he have did the basic task you asked of him. wouldn't he have remembered your anniversary? wouldn't he have chosen you over hanging out with his friends? wouldn't he have been there for you when you lost your job? wouldn't he have been there when you sprained your ankle? wouldn't he have been there to support you through thick and thin?

 

as you thought about all of those things, stiff as a board in yuta's grip, you couldn't help but just let go. go limp in his arms. you broke down, out of anger, frustration, loneliness, and heartbreak.

 

"b-babe what's wrong? did something happen at work?"

 

" i don't know yuta… is there something wrong?" you indirectly questioned him. he didn't understand, he knew work was always stressful for you. but he was just so bamboozled by how you've reacted since the moment you entered the bedroom.

 

you stood up, walking out of the room without another word. yuta followed you  down the stairs in the hallway, and into the kitchen, where he finally decided to stop you.

 

"can you please just tell me what's wrong? you're not like this…" yuta pleaded for an answer from you.

 

"you know what, yuta, to be honest, im sick of your bullshit! i-i feel that you're always somewhere else, even if you're right next to me." you retorted, removing his restraint from your wrist.

 

" y/n--"

 

" every small thing i ask of you, there's always some barrier stopping you from doing it. but then again, is there really? you literally be a good husband. but no~ for some goddamn reason that's too hard for you it's, it's like im in a relationship with myself."

 

yuta still a tad puzzled about what could have caused this outburst, so he decided to ask.

 

" could you at least tell me why you're having such a big outburst?" he began, feeling somewhat angered that you just went off on him.

 

you exhaled, struggling to gather all the words you wanted to shout at him.

 

"you. you, yuta nakamoto. you're the fucking reason. do you ever think about that? i doubt it because you're always caught up in something other than your own fiancée."

then it finally clicked.

" is this about the laundry? i can do that right now, i-i was just… kinda busy so i wasn't able to get around to it." he responded.

you walked around the kitchen island towards your couch, where you positioned yourself.

" im done." you said.

" done? with what?" he questioned you, still standing in the kitchen. " y-you haven't even answered my question yet." he walked over to the couch to stand behind you. you turned your body around to face him, tears in your eyes once again.

" i… i just wish you cared about me more, i feel i can't even live with you anymore." yuta's heart dropped. you then stood up from the couch as you grabbed your diamond ring you've never once taken off. sliding it off your finger and shoving it yuta's hand. your tears continued to flow as you walked back up the stairs.

yuta stared at the ring he proposed to you with, a year after you two established your relationship. he felt that he was a good husband. he was patient, he listened, he made you food. but those are basic necessities for any marriage.

he trudged back up the stairs, clueless of how he was going to approach you without another outburst.

yuta knocked on the door to let you know he was there, before opening the door to you under the covers. he walked over to you sitting next to your feet.

" im sorry." he finally announced. that's all you've been waiting for. a fucking apology. but at this point was it enough.

" yuta..." you whispered. he scooted a bit closer to you.

" i don't think i wanna do this anymore."

" h-huh are you being serious? do you really want to get a divorce?" he questioned. he pulled the covers off of you, instantly hugging you.

" so is that really it y/n, you don't want to stay with me?"

" i- i don't think i can--"

"no. no, no i don't care, I'll propose to you a million times. I DON'T CARE. i need you. please you're my only source of happiness." he pleaded, you felt his tears bead onto your shoulder. yuta seemed to be in distress. was this really how he felt? why didn't he show it?

" y/n please.… don't leave me." he stated. you sighed out, your body going limp in his. you two fell back on the pillows, crying in each other's arms.

" i love you." you both mumbled in unison.

" can i have my ring back though?"

#nct x reader #yuta x reader #nct angst #married au #nct 127 #nct fanfic #nct scenarios #nct recs #yuta nakamoto #nct imagines #yuta fluff #yuta scenarios #nct #nctzen #kpop x reader #cursing warning #nct u x reader

[unsenttextsuggestion]

Kinda fucked up that you fucked us up and I still wish you'd reach out. The ball will always be in your court and you will never take the shot.

#anonymous #submission #suggestion #unsent texts #suggestion blog #cursing warning

[sun-strider-47]

Matt Smith is born to play Daemon Targaryen. The swag, the idgaf attitude, charisma and voice. He embodies him, even the small nuances and mannerisms that Matt does with his acting. I can't imagine anyone else to portray him.

And who doesn't love the way he says c***unt so passionately (maybe just me? lol).

#matt smith #hotd #house of the dragon #daemon targeryen #the rogue prince #the OG badboy of westeros #cursing warning #prince daemon targaryen

[f7ang073]

Yall are so goofy

PPL R BULLYING SLIMECICLE CUZ

HE LOGGED INTO WILLS ACCOUNT WITH HIS PERMISSION😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HUH?!😭😭😭😭😭😭 Y'ALL R SO DESPERATE TO SEE THE WHITE MAN AGAIN YOU'LL BULLY HIS FRIEND FOR PRETENDING TO BE HIM AS A JOKE THAT WILBUR WAS IN ON!?? HOLY F*CK😭😭😭😭😭😭 I UNDERSTAND THAT A FEW OF U R BIG FANS OF HIM , BEING A BIG FAN CAN MAKE U DO/SAY SUM DUMB SH*T , I KNOW CUZ I DO IT WITH MCR BUT OMG BRO WTFFFF😭😭😭😭 WILBUR IS LOOKING DOWN AT ALL Y'ALL ASSES RN , Y'ALL ARE NO LONGER HIS FANS , Y'ALL ARE THE PERSON THAT WHEN SOMEONE YOU KNOW SEES YOU THEY LOOK AWAY AND PRETEND NOT TO KNOW U😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#tw cursing #cw cursing #cursing warning #Qsmp #qsmp charlie slimecicle #qsmp wilbur #caps #caps warning #YALL ARE CRAZY😭😭😭 #BRO GLANCES AT YOU THEN COVERS HIS FACE WITH HIS HAND #WHEN YOU TRY #MAKING EYE CONTACT #WITH HIM #twitter #Some twitter users are crazy #discourse #fandom discourse

[trashartgalleries]

This is how I imagine Peppina and the Noisette insult each other 🤣

#i doodle #i tried #doodle #digital doodle #trash doodles #peppina spaghetti #the noisette #bad words #heavy cursing #cursing warning #name calling

[clownpuppysposts]

As a Jewish Autistic person with moderate support needs I do have to say that, sure, identify with Aspergers, but I think you're fucking gross if you do anyways

#cursing #cursing warning #aspergers #autism #level 2 autism #level 2 asd #asd level 2 #autism level 2

[youwahl]

So Bendy is Back again

Love my little sassy demon😂😍

#bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #bendy fan art #bendy the devil #bendytheinkdemon #bendy #cursing warning #sassy

[atbussysparks]

PLEASE LET ME OUT OF THE FUCKING CRATE IM A GOOD KITTY [rattling bars] I BROUGHT IT HERE HALF DEAD TO TEACH YOU [metal shaking ] HOW TO HUNT PLEASE [animal's dying shrieks] YOU CAN FINISH IT PLEASE LET ME OUT BASTARD [ripping fabric] LET ME HELP YOU I PROMISE ITS FUCKING FUN [object breaking] PLEASE IM SO FLUFFY AND MISCHIEVOUS AND YOU'LL LOVE MY AFFECTIONATE PURRS [kennel scooting] IM SO PRECIOUS DIPSHIT I CAN RUB MY FACE AGAINST YOUR ARM PLEASE

#shitpost #art #catboy #cute cats #i promise i won't bite #please #caturday #good kitty #discord kitten #kitten #shitposting #feral character #feral furry #cursing warning #pleading #he 🥺

[trash-city]

⚠️⚠️⚠️WARNING⚠️⚠️⚠️

⚠️⚠️⚠️THIS IMAGE CONTAINS FOUL LANGUAGE!!!!!⚠️⚠️⚠️

Ok! Head cannon time!

I don’t know about anyone else, but a friend and I always imagined Galacta Knight with a deep Russian accent. Don’t ask why, we just do for some strange reason. 😅

With that aside, I thought I’d make a funny pic of Galacta cursing in Russian based off that Russian meme 🤬 (Please excuse the rude language in the picture! This was all for fun, never to offend anyone!)

#kirby #digital drawing #ibispaintx #kirby fanart #funny #kirby nintendo #kirby art #galacta knight #suka blyat #suka blyat meme #cuss words #cursing #cursing warning #headcanon

[unsenttextsuggestion]

The one, ONE fucking time, when someone has a serious crush on me, I don't happen to feel the same. FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCK!!

#anonymous #submission #suggestion #unsent texts #suggestion blog #upset #cursing warning #q'd

[sun-strider-47]

No one can say c**unt as passionate as Daemon Targaryen does.lol Matt Smith is gold.

#hotd #house of the dragon #matt smith #daemon targeryan #prince daemon targaryen #the rogue prince #cursing warning

[bella-donnie9000]

Naptime

Part two can be found here

Image Descriptions: Donnie sits in a chair, wearing his glasses and hoodie, looking tired, and says, "Alright, the hand's done, I added all the modifications you asked for," He then looks toward the "camera," "Tell me if things don't work, and remember to clean it, and-" His eyes get wider, expression becoming worried and confused. A figure sketch shot next shows Usagi pointing at Donnie, standing as Donnie continues to sit, saying, "...Usagi?" A perspective shot of Usagi is then shown, his face in a very tilted 3/4th profile, one side of his face darkened as he points toward and slightly below the "camera." He does not smile as he says, "I'm sorry, Donnie." A close-up shot of Donnie's widened eye, with a creased eyebrow and very small pupil, with the words, "But you need to go the fuck to sleep." And then finally a black screen with the words, "And on the stars above am I going to make you."

@thesamurairabbit

#implied weapon warning #rottmnt ask blogs #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt donatello #rottmnt ask blog #cursing warning #yuichi usagi #rise donnie #rottmnt comic #alexcanart #rottmnt art #rottmnt fanart #tranquilizer #description under the cut

[mishimaflatulence]

Do you like fingers in your ass?

God fucking damn it.

#rp blog #yttd #your turn to die #cursing warning

[sereinartemishan]

LMAOOO OKAY NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED

#cred: @/lixcultures_ on twt #skz #stray kids #kpop #skz concert #bang chan #seungmin #i.n #CHAN HIDING PFFT #cursing warning