#legolas is pretty

[silver-horse]

it's fascinating that those biphobes compare women liking astarion to women liking legolas and they mention a popular post that says "I never understood why so many straight women are into legolas. what do you think he is going to do? top you?" they bring this post up like some sort of proof "haha. so right. so true."

EXCEPT the notes on that popular post are filled with THOUSANDS of women commenting "no. I am gonna top him" and "bold of you to assume women can't top" and a lot of them are bisexual women commenting "I am bi and I only like men who look like a girl lol" honestly relatable Lmao

they act like that shitpost is pointing out some truth about how those women are silly. but the replies on that post show the stupidity of that assumption. people really don't get that feminine looking women don't just want to be rough handled by some masculine dude. and people have varied tastes and sexual desires. there is so much misogyny all tangled up in the biphobia. but it's subtle in a way that they don't notice their views on these matters are flawed because even when we point out what's wrong with these gender essentialist stereotypes, they ignore it and treat it as a joke "haha you all act like we wanted to behead bisexuals"

#my thoughts #I say this as someone who doesn't give a fuck about legolas #but acting like that post is so true is dumb #like those women don't know what they chose to like... #or like a man with pretty long hair and clean shaven face cannot possibly like women... laughing my ass off #my post #my posts #biphobia #text post #textposts #bg3 mine #misogyny #tumblr bullshit #2k #1k #lgbtq #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #legolas #the lord of the rings

[megalomari]

the funnies

#Lord of the Rings #Gimli #Legolas #what is. the ship name... #gigolas #? i think #drawing beards and long ears are things i'm not used to but it's actually pretty fun!! #they're so freaking funny in the movie i like them a lot #but also they're so awesome and cool...

[galadrielspeaks]

god DAMN. legolas has seen some shit

#i actually really like the fact that in the movies orlando develops deep eyebags #pretty sure it’s just cause he was tired irl but it adds to the narrative #like even though legolas didn’t get physically injured in the war of the ring you can visibly see the toll it’s taking on him #reading waaaay too into a screenshot right now but MY BLOG MY RULES #legolas #aragorn #lord of the rings

[permanentlyexhaustedpigeon88]

Back in my Tolkien/Rings of Power/The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings era because seriously...AMAZING literature...

...and also, because they are really coming for me (again) with these men. Adult assistance required.

#tolkien #lord of the rings #rings of power #the hobbit #adar #halbrand #sauron #thranduil #bard the bowman #aragorn #legolas #joseph mawle #charlie vickers #lee pace #luke evans #viggo mortensen #orlando bloom #seriously who gave them the right to be this pretty? #fangirling intensifies

[kierancaz]

Lord of the Rings Legolas reminds me a deer. The more I think I about it the more it’s just consuming my brain.

Bro has soft doe eyes.

Bro’s eyes sparkle.

Bro is soft. Like deer.

Bro is from the woodland. Like deer.

I am obsessing like look at these gifs and tell me they don’t give you soft deer vibes ???

DUDE JUST GIVES SOFT DEER VIBES I DONT KNOW HOW ELSE TO EXPLAIN IT

#specifically when he has darker eyes #he’s just so pretty #these are probably two of my fav gifs of him #lord of the rings #lotr #the hobbit #legolas #lotr legolas #legolas thranduilion #legolas greenleaf #legolas x y/n #legolas x you #legolas x reader

[samwwise]

Legolas, get them up!

#lotredit #legolas #tolkienedit #lord of the rings #lotr #myedits #gif #gender: pretty boy

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Ngl, i really like the idea of all the other elves just.... chronically de-aging the silvan and avari elves they meet. Everytime they come incontact with one they always think they’re millenia younger than they really are. At this point the silvans and avari have just given up on correcting them.

The Noldor and Sindar, who stayed in ME post first age: oh, Oropher is just a young adult who was born in the protection of Melian’s girdle and Elu’s court who has no real world experience and hates kinslayers!

Oropher, one of the elves who awoke at the lake, followed Elwe to look out for him bc he was his godson, and was one of the leaders of the factions of elves before Orome found them: uhuh

The Noldor and Sindar, who stayed in ME post battle of the last alliance: oh Thranduil is just a big child woth no experience and is a hauty drunk.

Thranduil, who was born in the age of the trees alongside his twin Miriel and babysat the -we’s, who decided to stay with his mother amongst the silvans when the elves went on their great journey to valinor: ok...

The Noldor and Sindar, who witnessed legolas participate in the fellowship of the ring: Legolas is such a young elf! Practically a baby! He didn’t even witness the Battle of the Last alliance! He’s so sheltered in Mirkwood!

Legolas, youngest of 4, born a millenia before the end of the second age, babysat Elrond’s kids, is a highranking official in Greenwood’s army, has been holding back sauron for centuries: Sure.

#lord of the rings #silmarillion #lotr #the hobbit #lotr elves #thranduil #legolas #mirkwood #greenwood the great #silvans #oropher #shamelessly pushing my ‘miriel and thranduil are twins agenda’ #i would include Thranduil’s older kids in this except they’ve pretty much stayed away from the other elves #the silvans and avari aren’t solomn so the other elves keep thinking they’re younger than they really are #Thranduil keeps wanting to say : i babysat your grandfathers you little shits

[letteredlettered]

Another post just reminded me of an important PSA

Sokka is a better Ron Weasley and Xander Harris than Ron Weasley and Xander Harris ever were

Katara is a better Hermione Granger and Willow Rosenberg than Hermione Granger and Willow Rosenberg ever were

Zuko is a better Draco Malfoy than Draco Malfoy ever was canonically, but Spike is pretty great, even though yes, okay, we know, Zuko's redemption arc will always be superior

fight me

#harry potter #avatar the last airbender #buffy the vampire slayer #sokka is also superior to han solo #but we can't go around saying katara is better than leia even though she is #and it's also hard to say that zuko is better than darth vader even though he is #like luke skywalker is a very special boy; it's not fair to compare completely different canons why would you do that #sokka is not a better samwise gamgee than samwise; on that they're pretty even #is the katara equivalent in lotr legolas hahaha just the best at everything and severely OP I guess it's true #gollum is a pretty good darth vader!!! but still no zuko #gandalf is obviously the superior dumbledore but has sincere rivalry with iroh #who am i kidding no one beats iroh? #but gandalf and obi wan could have some pretty great tea with giles #who am i missing #oh emperor palpatine voldemort firelord ozai sauron who cares about them. The Mayor probably cares about them. That's who #lan wangji is the new legolas katara hermione leia pass it on

[emahriel]

𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 — 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐧𝐠 Lothlórien

#em: edit #lotredit #fellowship of the ring #legolas #lothlórien #caras galadhon #lord of the rings #ive been rewatching the lotr recently and #i forgot how pretty this place is #my god

[theoasiswinds]

So I had this weird idea and drew it lol

Fast doodle thing 

The fantasy Prettyboy Boy Band 

#oasiswinds #hellboy2 #nuada #aemond #house of dragons #geralt of rivia #the witcher #legolas #lord of the rings #daemon targeryan #daemond #pretty boys #doodle #fantasy #fantasy boy band

[meninadobatomvermelho]

I'm re-watching the lord of the rings and realising that legolas' job is to look pretty and say some words of effect and i think that's beautiful

#lotr #legolas #pretty boy

[distinguisheddwarffriend]

Peter Jackson should not have been such a p*ssy. If he wanted a love story, no need to invent a character.

Grow a spine and give us the Kili/Legolas you KNEW the world needed and deserved!

#honestly there is so much potential #just imagine thranduil reacting to his son crushing on a dwarf #yes i know i know gimli blah blah #but that's after Erebor has been flourishing for decades again #THIS is such a delicious conflict #“yes adad i have decided to release the dwarves because that one woth the puppy eyes smiled at me and is PRETTY #“no adad we will NOT be a dick about this i want my dwarf” #legolas #kili durin #kili #the hobbit #tolkien #middle earth #the hobbit fanfiction #thranduil #legolas x kili

[the-noir-symphony]

Aragorn: You can't just do 'that' in front of everybody! Legolas: Not my problem! Aragorn: You are just unbelievable!!! Legolas: Bite my ass!!!

Much much much much later:

Legolas, kicks Aragorn out of the bed: I didn't mean it 'literally'. Aragorn: Do it again then? Legolas: ... Aragorn, climbs onto the bed again: I take that as a yes.

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I vaguely remember this kind of joke from somewhere but have lost the source...

#aralas #aragorn x legolas #aragorn #legolas #lotr #incorrect quotes #I'd love to see aragorn bite that ass #someone wanna write smut? #pretty please?

[greenlaut]

✨elrond's boys✨

#one (1) man and his three (3) pretty older brothers (elves) #theyre attending a gala #normally they dont attend formal events but its arwens birthday (or something) #when the evenstar invites u to a gala u are obligated to attend it #arwen did aragorns hair #im team aragorn has long hair during his time in imladris #(legolas design is inspired by cy-lindric) #listen. they rarely attend formal events. but when they do. these mfs go all out #aragorn #legolas #elladan #elrohir #aragorn son of arathorn #estel #legolas greenleaf #legolas thranduilion #tolkien #tolkien books #tolkienverse #jrr tolkien #lord of the rings #lotr #lotr aragorn #lotr legolas #elves #tolkien elves #lotr elladan #lotr elrohir #it started with long hair aragorn sketch. then spiralled from there #my art

[dalish-delight]

The light of sun and star and moon In shining lamps of crystal hewn Undimmed by cloud or shade of night There shone forever, fair and bright

I know we're probably never getting the restoration of moria in-game, it would just be too similar to the iron garrison story. but the glimpses we get of khazad-dum in its full glory are SO -

#lights legolas!!! we should make LIGHTS; such lamps as once shone in khazad-dum!!!! #lotro #lord of the rings online #moria #the golden leaves are an interesting choice... #the dwarves liked galadriel it seems since she fled through their realm when eregion fell #but i'm not convinced they kept up as close of a relationship as is implied here #since in lotr it's said that no dwarf has entered lorien since the days of durin I #but it is very pretty. #my posts

[autistook]

I am at home among trees.

#what a pretty boi #lotr #lord of the Rings #the lord of the rings #lotr legolas #legolas #legolas greenleaf #orlando bloom