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the way Aragorn just fully zonks out any time he goes to sleep will never not be funny to me. like- I’m rereading the fellowship rn and after giving a whole rant about how they’re finally safe to sleep peacefully he just

“cast himself down upon his couch and fell at once into a long sleep.”

bro just collapses lmao

#hes me fr (autism) #cant sleep until i run myself dead #and then plonks onto my bed like a cartoon character smashed by a hammer #lotr #tolkien

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semiaquatic secret agent

#perry the platypus

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Me and my rarepair against the world

#OHohoHOHOHO? #asscreed

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save me sexy british army doctor save me

#looking respectfully #sherlock holmes

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

#<3 #aww

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I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

#silly #absolute mood

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fan art of the ghostsoap au from @valiants ! Its sooo aesthetic and romantic 💘 i fvcking love it! :,D

#cod #aaaa <3 #soapghost

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extremely ooc for altair to do this to malik after his return from solomon's temple but idc

#GOD I WISH #my brother and i were both YELLING at altaïr to go comfort malik after the solomon temple (we both know its futile) #asscreed #altmal

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brotherly embrace

#cod

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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

#i cant emphasise enough how much stuff i will 're-consume' over and over. #keep making. i promise it will outlast you #the books i reread and the movies i rewatch and the games i replay and the art i will see over and over

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another random headcanon about how tintin sounds! he has a soft high pitched voice and sometimes gets mistaken for a woman over the phone (this never happens in canon but in adaptations he often has a higher pitched voice as he's a younger character. i like to think he keeps his voice even after he enters adulthood)

i did a comic about accents over here

#GET HIS ASS #tintin

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Feanorian Week Day Five- the Works of Curufin

#tolkien #the silmarillion #CAN YOU NOT

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#tolkien #theyre so cute waugh

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u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

#me writing academic papers

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lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it

#real

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night mode btw

[assassin's creed] lads i just realised i can turn my bedroom into the bureaus. like. i have the crafting skills. this will also be a great excuse to buy a rug and even more floor pillows. i already have a ton of vining plants (pothos and scindapsus. alas, morning glories or thinner leafed vines (whatever vines they put as the game's asset) dont grow well indoors) that'll make my window look like the bureaus' trellises. i can just be in the jerusalem bureau—my current favourite safe spot to Exist in.

#notepad #asscreed #just cleaned my room for the summer. i love how appealing napping on the floor is now

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More desmond headcanons bc my blorb is scurrying around my head and won't leave.

Desmond develops chronic migraines from the animus like the really bad kind. The ones where you pass out and wake up in Pain™️

Desmond is weirdly good at singing, but he never tells anyone, and most of the time, when he sings around others, he does it ironically, so one day he is just humming a song and everyone is like "WTF YOU CAN SING?"

Des starts picking up odd habits from his ancestors, such as refusing to step into a room with his left foot (edward) or running his tongue along his scar.

He 100% blames himself for not getting clay out of the animus

Is creepily flexible, like to a concerning degree.

He strikes me as a language nerd he def has duolingo, and even before the animus, he knew like 15 different languages

He climbs walls (yes, I was a wall climber as a kid, yes I am projecting rn)

ADHD DESMOND

He once got a 70 year old bottle of whiskey from a "friend" from the bar, and he absolutely shows it off every chance he gets.

He has connections to gangs and has gone on bike rides with them.

He can't do basic math to save his life if someone puts a multiplication problem in front of him, he short circuits.

He starts getting really bad nose bleeds from the animus, scares the crap out of everyone.

Definitely knows how to flirt like FLIRT can turn the straightest of men gay for a night if need be. It just gets worse after going through ezios' memories.

Has a list of really weird talents but can't do basic tasks like, yeah, you can dislocate your shoulder and pop it back into place, but can you cook eggs without burning them🤨

Terrible at cooking (95% sure his food is banned under the Geneva Conventions)

Can't walk in a straight line he is the friend who bumps into 1000 times a minute while walking down the side walk.

He is weirdly silent, like even before the animus thing, he is always weirdly quiet like silent footsteps can't hear his breathing etc. He dosent mean to it just happens

The only training that really stuck from the farm was the stealth training it was also his favorite subject to work on he probably hated hand to hand combat.

He has never filed taxes a day in his life, but the IRS could never track him down. He honestly doesn't even know he supposed to be paying them. The IRS has a meltdown over this.

Ok, I think this was enough to satisfy the itch in my brain. I'm gonna go to bed, know I might post a one-shot about the IRS one tomorrow. Idk

#asscreed #god my favourite genre of ac content: cryptid assassind