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"Hard on the buttocks, horses. Major design flaw if you ask me."

This is your reminder that Crowley doesn't like riding horses because he has no ass. No ass at all. He has the physique of a svelte noodle. But instead of admitting he's the problem because he has no ass, he blames it on the design of the horse, because he can't take accountability for anything, not a single thing, not ever.

#this is so fucking funny but also the last sentence in the context of the final 15…ouch. #good omens

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YALL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#real talk? same #911

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What’s your favourite line from good omens?

The invisible and unbreakable one that joins Crowley and Aziraphale.

#what an absolutely bonkers thing to say #good omens

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#❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #911

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The Two Towers is so funny because Tolkien was such a tree-lover he was basically just like “actually we should give every tree a gun.”

#💖

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Michael Sheen on The Graham Norton Show - S31E17, 09.02.2024

#seeing gifs of him hits different after stage door.. #i miss that old man more than anything #michael sheen

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you know shit went down when it’s three ex buzzfeed employees apologizing on a couch

#watcher #watcher entertainment #the try guys #shane madej #ryan bergara #steven lim #buzzfeed unsolved

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plus the fact they’re gonna delete all their existing content from youtube??? as understanding as i am of their move, this decision is just foul i’m sorry

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ive watched this video 5 times in the last two days and it always makes me laugh til i get a headache & i wanted it on my blog but didnt find it anywhere so guess i gotta do it myself

#god i just want someone to be this stupid with #watcher

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"Maggie and Nina are depending on me. They just don't know it yet."

#good omens #thanks for tagging me 🌻

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unfairytale | m.a.w (insp)

#uhmmmmm?? rude? #lotr #the hobbit

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It’s, it’s literally the same fucking picture

#alrighttttt then #911

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Wait, Tommy's gay?

#🥹 #911

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S3 I want Aziraphale to reach out slowly to take off Crowley's glasses, then hesitate, but Crowley leans in the tiniest bit to let him

#my god #good omens

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you and I have begun to blur

#this show changed me on a molecular level #hannibal

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#i love dylan so much. i hope he's having a great day

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You idiot. We could have been...us.

#sr