#irritated!reader

[my-names-angel-but-im-not-one]

MC: .....

MC:

Lucifer:

MC: .....wanna hear a dark jok-

Lucifer: no

MC: *switch off the light* so once upon-

Lucifer: turn on the fucking lights mc!!

#no because this mc is me #i would love to irritate Lucifer #obey me shall we date #obey me short fic #obey me gn!reader #obey me leviathan #obey me barbatos #obey me mammon #obey me mc #obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me incorrect quotes #lucifer obey me #obey me luficer #obey me luci x reader

[impuls1veworm]

Unless you're into clingy men, dating Gojo would be so annoying. This mf won't let you leave the room without asking where you're going. He's not gonna follow you, but don't take too long. Even if you're just using the bathroom, if he thinks you're taking too long, he's outside the door asking what you're doing.

God forbid you try to go out with friends who aren't also his friends. He'll tell you to go out, have fun, and he doesn't care. Until it's 3 hours later and you hear a very familiar voice from behind you responding to what your friend just said.

This man is never leaving you alone. You're stuck with him for life.

#i love gojo #thats my man #but i just know he would piss me off #on top of being a sagittarius #he's clingy and for someone that likes their space #he would irritate me to the core #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen imagines #jujutsu kaisen #gojo x reader #gojo satoru

[woo-wahhhh]

[ too much energy ] "kaji..."

"what?!"

"did you seriously just walk into my shop, before class, and already injured?" you scowled back, rolling your eyes as you regarded his relaxed figure in the doorway. a part of you marvelled how he looked perturbed by your disbelief than he was of the blood freshly running down his arm. "you have way too much energy this early in the morning, dude."

"look, clown me all you want, but let's get one thing straight," he grit out. he jabbed a finger vindictively at you, followed by the insanely loud clacking of his stupid lollipop against his teeth. "i didn't get into a fight."

"colour me impressed," you couldn't help but quip sarcastically, though you motioned him to come closer to where you were rummaging under the counter. you were grateful that being so early, no one had come into buy flowers yet, since it would be a bit of a jump scare to find a man bleeding out.

"shut up," he hissed, glaring perpetually while he took a seat behind your counter, and sticking his arm out. it was amusing, how someone could look annoyed yet so charming in the same action. you almost wanted to comment on the his childish appearance, but you had a feeling he'd slap his headphones on and dash out if you did.

"well?" you prompted, pulling out a first aid kit and setting it on the counter. "what happened to your arm then?"

you could feel his hawkish gaze trail after your every move, scrutinizing each action with such intensity, you couldn't tell if he was pissed off or if he was under an enchantment.

"that granny lost her cat again," kaji said simply.

this boy, you cursed internally as you pulled out disinfectant and bandages. "and?"

"what do you think happened?" he scowled, canines flashing as he grit his teeth at the sting of the ointment. "it fucking scratched me when i caught it." he shook his fringe out of the way, perhaps to properly express his annoyance.

"you look much more handsome when you're angry," you blurted out, reaching up to push his hair back without thinking too much– after all, he was your boyfriend. but more importantly, it was much to his incredibly visible chagrin– by habit, he flinched, automatically trying to grab at his headphones, but he couldn't shake off your grip on his arm, leaving him to clutch one side like a damsel in distress, eyes wide and horrified.

but he calmed down quickly enough when you didn't pay him mind, too accustomed to his shenanigans, humming lightly as you focused on the bandages and keeping the heat from dancing up your spine. there was a simmering tension between you; unspoken, though his eyes were dead set on your nimble movements, the distinct weight of his gaze telling you he wouldn't look away, or more properly, he couldn't.

once you finally looked up from your finished work, you noted his eyebrows were knit together, the permanent glare on his face still written in stone, but his tone was somehow gentler than he let on. "look me in the eyes if you're gonna say stuff like that."

silence ensued, of course, your eyebrows quirking up as the obvious dangled from your tongue.

"kaji, you just looked like you were about to bolt outta here,"

"well, yeah, how else am i supposed to act when you say that?"

"i- i don't know," you stammered, suddenly hyperaware of how he wasn't looking away, how his eyes were practically tracing over every contour of your face with the intensity that could burn. "maybe- maybe act a bit more touched?"

"touched?" he echoed, a bit of incredulous sneer in his voice as he hopped off his seat. the abruptness of it all startled you as your back unwittingly hit the counter, and before you could make your own grand escape, he placed an arm on each side of you, effectively caging you in.

the sudden change up from the incredibly flustered kaji to this steamrolling behaviour made your head spin as you gaze up at him with wide eyes that were only met with a grey, smouldering gaze with the intensity of a storm.

"here," kaji swiftly popped out the lollipop from his mouth, holding it to you. you hesitantly took it from his hand, the question of "what the hell, dude?" bubbling at your lips when without a warning, he grabbed your face and kissed you.

short and sweet, but somehow still awfully fierce for that early in the day– you expected nothing less from ren kaji.

"now what was about?" you giggled as you pulled back, dotingly reaching up to smear your lip gloss onto his chapped lips. an act of giving and receiving, one could even say, since he'd left you with the sickeningly sweet taste of caramel on your tongue. "do you like it when i call you handsome?" you teasingly chimed.

"shut up," kaji grumbled once again, pushing his hair back and pressing his forehead against yours. "you looked cute and i just felt like it, that's all." maybe to someone else, that wasn't a fulfilling response, but you knew how straightforward kaji was, and that he wouldn't lie about something like that.

"well, if you're feeling like it then," you whispered, your lips bumping into his as you spoke, "you should kiss me again."

"demanding," kaji huffed out, though he hoisted you up onto the counter anyways without breaking a sweat, a small, but cocky smile on his face when you grabbed onto his shoulders for dear life.

"oh my god, at least warn me!" you complained. maybe you really should have kept an eye on the door, but with his figure before you, and slotted between your legs and the his hand gently coaxing you forward by the nape of your neck, it was hard to care.

"you have way too much energy to yap in the morning," he chided indignantly, but the way he was already leaning up suggested otherwise.

"hey, you're the one who–!"

"morning, (name)! did kaji already pop by– oh,"

"w-w-we'll just– uh– s-see you at school, k-kaji!?" enomoto managed to croak out before they both scurried away with mildly red faces, reminding you less of the teenage gang members they were and more of children.

you almost fell off the counter, had it not been for kaji's reflexes, but the damage had been done, and the lollipop he'd entrusted you with fell to the floor with a dull thud as enomoto and kusumi blinked at the two of you with horrified expressions.

"hey boys," you greeted casually with a wave.

"oh my, we've made a scandal, darling," you joked– regrettably, or so you thought later in the day when the rest of the tamon team's second years started cooing at at poor kaji. perhaps it was a lesson to not be so energetic in the mornings from then on.

#ren kaji x reader #wind breaker x reader #kaji x reader #wind breaker (satoru nii) #i tried to tone down the swearing #idk in my head kaji cusses a lot but upon re-reading for the 100th time he actually doesn't too often #i do enjoy how hot-headed kaji can be #i think he'd get along with a person who can keep toe-to-toe with hot headedness not necessarily someone who's coolheaded in contrast #its nice to write about agitated but not irritated emotions #ggs guys #wc: 1151 words #im surprised i wrote about kaji first when suo lives rent free in my head #my writing #my posts

[loveume]

# cheeky 💓

sae has acquired a new and infuriating habit.

well, maybe not infuriating but it does send a twinge of annoyance through you every time.

presently, you're gathering up the dirty laundry to take to the washing machine. it's one of sae's off days and not having the energy to really do anything, you opted to stay in. giving sae time to rest and you time to tidy up around the house.

"honey, is there anything else you need washed before i chuck this all in the machine?" you ask, throwing a glance at him from where he's lounging on the couch.

"no, i put everything in the hamper," is his reply.

later, when the two of you are organizing the now clean clothes, sae gets up when a text alerts him that the food you two had ordered earlier was ready for pick up.

"be back soon," he says, and you instinctively turn your head up to him for a kiss.

here's where that annoying habit comes in.

sae reaches over and squishes your cheeks together with one hand, fingers pressing into your skin, which in turn pushes your lips out so that you resemble a blowfish. that is when he presses an obnoxiously loud and over-exaggerated kiss to your lips, smirking when he pulls away.

you stare up at him in irritation, eyebrows furrowed and mouth pulled into a pout.

sae will never tell you how he only does that to see that exact look on your face, thinking you look so pretty wearing that pout.

"you're so annoying," you say and make sure to throw one of his t-shirts at him as he walks coolly towards the door, hoping it hits him in the head.

it doesn't.

#blue lock #blue lock x reader #bllk x reader #itoshi sae x reader #sae x reader #itoshi sae #sae “i love it when my girl is irritated with me” itoshi #NEED HIM #i love silly sae you guys he is so silly <3333 #love.notes 💌

[blackkatdraws2]

Han Myungoh my wife

#damn it #why wasn't there more of him in the novel #I will cry tears #sitting on my puddle of tears #sopping wet and sad #i need to know what the heck happened to this guy #my skin feels so irritated because of how much i want to know more of this guy #i want to peal of my skin for him #omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv #han myungoh #orv han myungoh #han dareum #orv han dareum #my drawing museum

[in-a-mountain-pool]

Hi everyone, my name is Emily, and I am SO over the head!canon that Michael Gavey likes bimbofication, and I think it's a bit anti feminist, and weirdly not in character. But hey ho, everyone is allowed an opinion, I'm just feeling a bit icky about it today and I'm looking for reassurance that it's not only me~

#im sorry folks #it was always gonna come out eventually #like #im in STEM #i know michaels #and usually theyre just either really fucking irritating #OR actually soft and touch starved #but thats just my opinion i guess #folks can do what they want innit #michael gavey x y/n #michael gavey x reader #but yeah genuinely weirded out by this mass consensus #like idk i just personally dont want to fantisize about women being dumbed down for smut

[hotchfiles]

hiii !! i’m here to req no. 14 from the prompt list + james ( literally bc i can just imagine sirius telling them to kiss and make up ) 💘💘

send me one of my boys + a prompt

james + reader ⋆ "can you both just kiss and make up-" both of them: "SIRIUS"

there were things everyone in hogwarts knew. some of them where: you and james were extremely competitive, the sorest of losers, partners in crime? yes, but stubborn from the biggest to the smallest bone you both had. having you both playing for the quidditch team was a blessing for gryffindor. and also a curse. a blessing because it meant the red and golden lions had never won so many matches in a row. a curse because you were both insufferable during quidditch practice and even worse than that, sharing dorms and common areas with the both of you after a losing match? hell. literally.

"told'ya that stupid strategy wouldn't work," james' hands go through his hair, exasperated by the terrible beating slytherin had done to the team's score, and to his self esteem. "but nooo, you're always miss right." his face twisting in a mocking expression. "didn't work 'cause you didn't do your bloody part, potter." you're just as frustrated, arms flailing around, the game ended hours ago, this is the fourth or fifth time you both are discussing this exact same point. the common room getting emptier and emptier each time, leaving only you both, sirius, remus, peter and lily, as your friends they were morally compelled to stay and keep you both from each other's throats. both your wands already perfectly secure in remus' pockets to avoid any disappearance of brows or cutting of hair. exhausting really, dealing with you two was becoming exhausting, especially because you were both very easy going people with everyone else. james was a charmer, you were always a delight. it was fascinating how irritating both of you became in situations like these, how easy it was to get you both riled up because of the other. so it clicked to everyone, but you two, apparently, that you simply had feelings for each other. none of you knew how to react upon those, so you bottled it up and when james made something stupid it got you so mad because the feelings you had for him were all intense, all or nothing, no middle ground. and it was the same for him. best friends who had so much in common and loved doing most of it together, who made each other laugh, and helped each other when things got bad. and then suddenly, a screaming match. quidditch strategies, blaming each other for some prank, arguing about the right answer to a test, it was the stupid way you two found to actually feel and deal with the strength of your emotions. lily and remus leave while the argument went from the yelling to the huffing, both claiming to need tea if they were going to endure all that for longer. peter debates staying for a while, he actually had plans with james for the day, but as soon as the yelling gains speed again, he knows those are gone and gives up, leaving only james, you and sirius and the thick weight of the horrible mood the room was filled with. "i won't be doing idiotic stuff on the field just 'cause you want me to, honey." james keeps the nickname, not matter how mad he gets, but there's nothing sweet on his tone. and you want to reply, you really do, you want to say he's the only idiot, that you lost because of him, but instead you suddenly feel a strong push on the back of your head, making you and james touch foreheads. "can you both just please kiss and make up already." sirius isn't even joking, he sounds tired, his hands still holding both of your heads as you and james yelled his name, shocked he would even dare to say such thing. why would james ever want to kiss you? or you kiss him? just because you enjoyed having him around and he made you heart feel a bit weak and you wanted him to validate how smart you are? just because james always got your favorite treats from honeydukes, always asked his dad to make you cosmetic potions if you wanted, and he would always have a spare scarf and gloves when you forgot yours? and the ball finally fucking dropped for you both. you saw it in his eyes as he saw it in your tiny grin, but oh, you were not going to give this so easy to sirius, so you just crossed your arms over your chest, scoffed loudly and went straight to your dorm. sirius was happy to get you both to shut up at least. and he did find out a month later that when he was napping on the common room couch, james went to your dorm and did kiss you, and that was probably why all arguments had turned into just light banter, with flirty laughs and touches. james did have to learn to accept you were mostly always right, but he gained a gorgeous girlfriend, an infinite supply of kisses and the hottest make out sessions, so he got over it pretty quickly.

#james potter scenario #james potter x y/n #james potter x you #james potter x reader #james potter imagine #james x y/n #james x you #james x reader #lari writes blurbs #tumblr is kinda irritating me but hm

[4belphie]

okay ik that accidental pregnancy isn’t everyone’s cup of tea but

i have been thinking abt accidental pregnancy thrown in with book 7 and its kinda….

like imagine something happens between u and lilia post-book 6 and around a month later u realize ur period never came and u take a test and holy shit ur pregnant

u go to tell lilia excited and/or nervous only for him to tell u that hes leaving! surprise :(

so u don’t tell him (bc u don’t want to force him to stay idk) but slowly over the course of book 7, the other diasomnia members find out and they’re all freaking out

#idk i love the #accidental pregnancy #trope #i understand why ppl don’t like it tho #i just think it would be interesting #also imagine silbek finding out ur pregnant and immediately being so protective #throwing themselves in front of u in the slightest situation #routinely trying to get u to let them carry u so u don’t somehow collapse and hurt the baby #ur only like a month pregnant here btw so its sweet but also incedibly irritating #leaving it open bc i don’t know how b7 will end #do u think malleus would use this as even more justification for everything hes doinf #twst #twisted wonderland #tw pregnancy #lilia vanrouge #lilia x reader

[ky-the-squiddy]

Every so often I come across people going on about 'queer is a bad word, I'm not a terf but we shouldn't use that word in community/academic/etc settings, don't call me queer' and just

Okay

You're not queer

I won't call you that, no one should call you that, and anyone that does is being an asshole regardless of their identity or minority status. It doesn't matter what reasoning you have behind not wanting to be labelled as queer, what trauma you may or may not have, what you've identified as in the past and present, and whether or not your preference just comes to not liking the vibe of the word for entirely inscrutible reasons. No one has any right to pry.

If you say you're not queer, then you're not queer, and that's okay.

It just also means that if I, a queer person, talk about the queer community, then I'm not referring to you. If an academic refers to queer history and queer texts written by queer people about other queer people, they're also not talking about you. If a corporation starts using 'queer' in their ads then they can eat shit because fuck 'em, they have no fucking right to use our words when they aren't and have never been one of us, but if a well-meaning ally uses 'queer' as a one-syllable shorthand for LGBTQIA+ in a verbal conversation, then there's no reason for you to get any more annoyed at them as you would if they used the word 'gay' instead.

You have every single right to be labelled or not labelled as you like, and I will stand behind you all the way. If someone is trying to shove 'queer' on you when you really don't want it? Then I will happily, metaphorically, deck them in the face for you. We are still family, whatever you choose to call yourself, and it's important that we stick together.

But

If you aren't queer, and you get frustrated when you see queer people talking about the queer community, take a deep breath, and consider:

They aren't talking about you

#ky stuff #grumble grumble grumble #i'm not going to go into any of the reasons that people could not want to use the word queer #because y'know what #they're valid! #and i trust people to know their own minds and emotions! #i'm not here to persuade you otherwise right now #or ask you to examine your feelings and double-check for terf brainworms #my current irritation is 100% people misunderstanding that when we go on 'queer is good actually' rants #we don't mean everyone needs to use it zero choice zero leeway you're all queer now #anyway fave LGBTQ+ verbal shorthand is 'alphabet soup' #or 'alphabet community' #*way* too casual for academia but very fun to say #also hello dear reader if you're this far into the tags and i still have your attention #please have this rat as a token of my gratitude -> ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ #(geddit?) #(gRATitude???) #(I'm Funny)

[master-muffinn]

You have a life too

It was a lovely July morning. You were with your boyfriend, hand in hand and walked through the green forest, which was filled with insects and flowers. You two finally had some free time and you chose to spend it together. Talking a little now and then about what the other had done to not miss out on anything important.

But then you see a bird and it flies up to you. You automatically hold out your hand for it to sit on. It has a letter for you. You let go of your boyfriend's hand and the bird flies away after you take the letter. 

Dear y/n. Meet me at ‘The Prancing Pony’ on Sunday evening at 7 o'clock.  From your dear friend, Gandalf.

You looked at the letter with disgust and irritation. You knew exactly what this is about. Gandalf had promised a stranger that you would come help them without talking to you about it first and expected you to come without questioning it.

You are smart, wise and a great fighter, but you had a really hard time to say ‘no’ when people ask you for help which back then perhaps was good because it’s the right thing to do, but now it starting to get out of hand and it felt like people took your help for granted. Like, you had a life too!

You looked at your boyfriend who already seemed to know what the letter was about. 

“Gandalf ‘again’?” he said and sighed when you nodded.

You looked back at the letter “I am really tired of Gandalf making promises without talking to me first”

“I know, me too”

You looked back at your boyfriend with pleading eyes. “I really don’t want to go, but I don't know how to tell him! Can you help me come up with a good excuse to not go that Gandalf has no other choice but to accept?!”

He thought for a while, looking around his surroundings like it could maybe help him get any useful ideas. He then put his hand in his pocket and a shy smile came to his lips. He took a step closer to you and looked you straight in the eyes with a loving gaze. 

“I have been thinking about doing this for a while but never had a good opportunity, so maybe this is the best time to do it” 

You move your head to the side and raise an eyebrow not understanding what he meant.

He took out a small box from his pocket, went down with one knee and opened the box with a beautiful ring inside. “Do you want to marry me? We have been together for years now and I can't see myself with anyone else but you! You are like the other half of my heart that I can't live without. I would love nothing more than to have you by my side in the rest of our life!”

You just stood stupidly in shock with your mouth and eyes wide open, but you quickly collected yourself, dropped the letter and threw yourself over him with a big embrace. “I would love to!” You said.

Dear Gandalf. I have to decline your request. You have to ask someone else for help from now on. I will get married soon and I wish to spend all my time and life with my love. From your dear friend, Y/n.

^Bilbo (he knows what you going though lol), Thranduil, Haldir, Celeborn, Feren, Elrond, Thorin, Boromir, Aragorn, Theoden, Bard, Dwalin, Dain, Eomer, Saruman

#i feel like these characters would be more irritated if someone stole their time with their s/o #specially if they are working alot #Bilbo knows your pain #the hobbit #lord of the rings #lotr x reader #the hobbit x reader #thranduil #thranduil x reader #bilbo baggins #bilbo x reader #haldir of lorien #haldir x reader #celeborn #celeborn x reader #feren #feren x reader #gandalf the grey #lord elrond #elrond x reader #thorin oakenshield #thorin x reader #boromir #boromir x reader #aragorn x reader #aragorn #theoden #theoden x reader #bard the bowman #bard x reader

[daisyrella]

goodness i’m so tired of seeing this over and over again, both on ao3 and on tumblr.

do not tag your fic as reader-insert if they’re an original character!

that’s literally the opposite of a reader-insert, which is when the character is a blank slate, devoid of any physical characteristics such as skin/hair/eye colour etc and without a name.

there is no such thing as “reader is an ofc, not y/n.”

again, that’s just an original character, not a reader-insert. do not tag it as a reader-insert.

you’re clogging up tags that don’t apply to your story. write all the ocs you want, go ham and crazy and etc. but use the right tags for the love of god.

i’m sick of having to scroll through dozens of oc fics and getting tricked into clicking on a story i thought was a reader-insert just for it to end up being abt a white woman with a ~quirky~ name 🤷🏽‍♀️

#sorry for the big ass font i’m irritated and wanna make a point bc it’s 2023 how are y’all still doing this #arthur morgan x reader #arthur morgan smut #red dead redemption #red dead redemption x reader #arthur morgan fanfiction #peter parker smut #peter parker x reader #tom holland smut #tom holland x reader

[levmada]

Levi’s sneezes sound like a baby kitten😭😭😭a little squeak. he manages to look annoyed as his nose scrunches up. THE CUTEST EVER. if you say that though, Levi’s going to call you weird and delusional (because how could a sneeze be cute??) but that’s primarily because he never has or will recognize his own cuteness.

Levi is an ackerman and that makes him extremely resilient to allergies, but he also comes from a place that didn’t exactly cultivate pollen, so he’s considered to have average allergies every spring. it balances out.

his eyes stubbornly water on top of sneezing, making him squint and rub his eyes a lot. he looks all flustered.

obviously he finds the whole affair mortifying. on top of being disgusting.

#levi always sneezes into his arm #obviously #imagine him sneezing more than once and his visible irritation LOL #levi hc #levi ackerman drabble #levi ackerman hcs #levi ackerman hc #levi ackerman headcanons #levi aot #levi x reader #levi.thoughts

[idk3ither]

Literally haven’t wrote fanfiction in like half a decade but I’m obsessed with Copper Howard/The Ghoul from the Fallout tv show so would anyone be interested in a Copper Howard x Synth!Reader?

#one thing about me is that I can’t resist a dilf no matter how irritated or morally grey they may be #i also haven’t posted on here in almost a year but we’re not gonna talk about that #plus I’ll probably post it on my fanfic side blog #cooper howard #the ghoul #cooper howard x reader #the ghoul x reader #fallout #fallout tv series #fallout x reader #x reader #imagine #reader insert

[atlabeth]

lil snippet from this hotch fic because it’s gonna be uhhhh a little longer than i thought

#aaron hotchner x reader #(10k and still growing) #i lowkey don’t like writing in present tense but it flows soooo well for me and it’s so irritating #there is so much tension in every scene w them it’s a mess #shoutout lovers to strangers to something not so easily named

[dark-cherrypie]

dabi is the type of guy who thinks he has you completely wrapped around his fingers until you gently cradle his face and kiss the burns under his eyes, tending to his newly open wounds from when he overused his quirk and giving him a bath using high quality baby soap so his skin doesn't easily get irritated.

#(✿◠‿◠) cherry speaks #touya todoroki x reader #touya todoroki #dabi #dabi x reader #dabi fluff #touya todoroki fluff #bnha x reader #i headcanon dabi doesn't shower alot due to the fact his skin gets easily irritated

[transmechanicus]

I feel like you’re giving me a warped impression of what 40k is like.

Is this because of the adorable catboy dark angels? Do you hate me bc i like it when my power armored kittens yell "REPENT FOR TOMORROW YOU DIE"?

#my stuff #asks #i feel like otherwise i present the setting in a pretty accurate manner... #ive been very vocal in the past abt wanting grit and darkness and body horror in my 40k and specifically my admech #it actually irritates me in a way i'll never vocalize outside tags when i see ppl do like X Reader fanfic n stuff with primarchs or w/e #because it strikes me as interacting with the setting in a very shallow way that ignores the fact that every major character sucks somehow #like yes asmodai kitty very cute but also that is one of the most cruel and sadistic torturers the galaxy has produced outside drukhari #it's like aaron demski bowden finding out ppl wrote gay fanfic about Talos Valcoran and being like 'Are You Okay?' #just bc they're the protagonists doesn't make them any less sadistic serial killers #so seeing ppl do shipping and stuff like that wrt literally any space marines or transhumans strikes me as in poor taste in the same way #anyways i have thoughts and opinions but who cares. catboy dark angels cute.