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killerskillercaptain · 4 months
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How you knew Levi Ackerman fancied you Headcanons
You weren't necessarily a great beauty but he'd stutter when he'd speak to you.
He'd engage in a casual conversation with you more than others, and you know Levi hates small talk.
You would catch him glancing at you from the dinner table at festivities.
He'd always get informations about your position during the expeditions outside the walls.
You can see him frown when you're chatting with other male comrads and even young male cadets.
He'd always compliment your dress when you attend formal balls and ceremonies.
He'd offer to dance with you during those formal ceremonies even though he would frown during the whole thing.
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Attention-Starved Levi Headcanons
i did write a oneshot on this topic a little while ago, but here's some headcanons as well ♡
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➼ the ultimate grump. like will do everything to avoid getting attention from you, as counter-intuitive as that might be. he might even push you to feel like he's mad at you and just doesn't communicate.
➼ will occasionally make passive-aggressive comments at you. casually throws "you're home early for once" or "when are you not running around" or a very dry "nice to see you for once in a lifetime"
➼ gets even MORE grumpy when you fail to pick up that he's upset, excusing himself early or brushing past you all irritated, basically stone-walling you
➼ when he does finally get to admitting it, it's very quiet and more along the lines of "can you just come to bed already?"
➼ once you're in bed with him, he basically clings onto you and refuses to let you go. his grip is tight on you, ensuring that you could not escape.
➼ if you comment as to why he's holding you so tightly, he'll quietly grumble into your ear "it took me all day just to get your fucking attention, so stay put"
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levmada · 9 months
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I love the grumpy shortcake to death but I actually HC that Levi is the worst kisser at the beginning of a relationship.
no because you’re completely right. at the beginning of the relationship honestly expect levi to be bad (but just too pathetically cute) at just about everything. he’s got the passion. he’s got the looks that he doesn’t think he has. but he’s just a BABY
literally flash him a cute little smile - especially when you’re alone - and he blushes.
levi taking holding hands way too seriously. finds himself practicing WITH HIS OWN HANDS how to correctly link your fingers (how much bigger or smaller is your hand than his? (he asks himself)) or stroke your thumb in just the right way. he hates himself for it but he just really doesn’t want to mess up with you. he thinks he needs to be good at something to be good enough and it kills you.
then the time comes and his hands get clammy from nerves. “disgusting” he says. poor levi
the first time you do kiss, he definitely asks to do it because of consent (he is traumatized). he asks to do anything the first time. “can i put my hand here?” and it’s not even your THIGH it’s your KNEE😭 he’s precious.
he would keep his eyes open like a freak at first, with your lips just barely making feather-light contact, because he wants to see. he wants to admire. levi is a careful person, an intense person, and a doting one. he cherishes your first kiss like it’s your last.
one could say it’s amateur to move his lips less and just press against yours, but he wants to savor the feeling, too. your softness, the indents from whether you have the tendency to bite your lip when you’re nervous, the shape of them. which side of your lips curl up first when you smile into it. brushing his thumb over the indent of your dimple (if you have any).
so that’s to say he’s barely kissing at all and feeling it out more than anything. he’s very bad at it. no subtext there at all /s.
it’s easy to mistake levi being flustered for levi being annoyed. he just gets crabby because he registers it as showing weakness. but you know how he feels.
puts off sleeping in the same bed for like. months. not out of lack of desire but he’s pretty much convinced he’ll be bad at it. he’s NERVOUS. what if nightmares? what if it’s hot, but you’re cuddling him and he doesn’t want to move away?
levi would watch you in your sleep. not in a perverted way. but, like that he’s free from the possibility of being embarrassed, caught admiring the details of your face that others would not think twice about. levi feels in poetry but speaks in crass one-liners and retorts. it’s true.
in reality, sleeping next to levi means being clung to by him at any given moment. except when you’re awake, because if he senses so much as a shift in your breathing, he’s awake first. however if you tend to cling too, then everyone is happy.
he sleeps restlessly, though. levi has never known a moment of peace in his life, sleep included. he’s eerily silent. like. corpse silent, but he squirms and wriggles a lot.
i’m sorry i couldn’t have gotten more off topic. YES YOU’RE RIGHT
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chaotic-on-main · 4 months
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I Hate You I Love You
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Levi Ackerman was the most annoying man you've ever met in your life. In hindsight, a lot of that frustration came from misunderstanding and had you taken a moment to think past the first impression, you probably wouldn't have hated him as much as you did. His cold and callous personality was off-putting, and not something you wanted in your life. But life had other plans as it seemed to always push you two together and you would never admit there was something alluring about him that you didn't want to stay away from. Somewhere along the way, he had actually grown fond of you too, but he'd rather die than believe it. Months and months of back and forth, hand brushing, cutting insults and sneering glances. But it only took a few minutes of typical arguing in a dark room before his lips crashed onto yours. You're mad at your body for betraying you but that fleeting thought disappears as clothes are being ripped off and whispered "I hate you"s echo off the walls. Levi angered you so much because of how much you fell for him.
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4ngeldusstt · 11 months
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✨Just a thought✨
Imagine Levi giving you a book that he read and thought you might like too filled with marked pages and lil annotations that he purposely made for you, maybe explaining things he knows you might not understand fully when you read it, underlining quotes that remind him of you or quotes that he doesn’t like leaving comments saying how dumb that pharagraph is.
The thought of flipping through the book and seeing his hand writing on almost every page, scribbled words on every blank space he could find on the edge of the pages, bent corners and marked words.
This is just a cute scenario that’s been in my mind today that i can’t get rid off !!! me (a book lover and a complete bookworm) personally, find this adorable.
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happybird16 · 1 year
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This is completely random but i have this headcannon that Levi is terrible at giving directions. Don't get me wrong, the man has impeccable spacial awareness and never gets lost, he's just terrible at communicating where something is. Partially because he never bothers to remember the names to places.
Some people will give directions based on restaurants or even bars/pubs, but Levi orients himself based entirely on tea shops. Anywhere he's gotten a cup, basically, whether it be good or bad. In cannon or modern au, they're the only places he actually bothers remembering the locations of.
You ask him how to get somewhere and his response is, "Oh, just turn left two blocks after the shithole cafe on Main that lies about not using bags." or "That's right next to Maria's on the corner of 12th. Their shits always oversteeped." And he struggles to explain the directions to you any better than that.
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kingkonoha · 1 year
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Hi!!
This is my first time sending anything like this but my curiosity has the best of me. So I'm sorry if it's not worded correctly or if I'm getting things mixed up. 😬☺️
I was wondering if you could do modern hcs of Levi owning his own tea shop and the reader is a mute, avid book reader that loves to stay in the cafe and read with warm tea at their disposal. And Levi doesn't know how to go about communicating to them but boy does he sure try, even if they're small, subtle gestures?
*•.¸♡ 𝘵𝘦𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘱 ♡¸.•*
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➙ pairing: levi x mute!reader
➙ description: levi ackerman notices the cute & mute book nerd in his shop everyday, and he’s absolutely crushing.
➙ content: sfw/fluff hcs, gn!reader, modern au
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when you walked into levi’s brown little tea shop for the very first time, he was absolutely flustered.
the word “cute” immediately came to mind, and he automatically forgot about the tables he was supposed to be wiping down.
he staggered out some sort of grumpy greeting, and went behind the counter to take your order. you pulled out a notepad, which was a bit difficult to balance due to the big book in your arm, and flipped it around so that he could read your written order: “hi! i’m y/n, and i’m mute, but i can hear you! can i get one small milk tea please? thanks!”
you were too much for him. his palms started to sweat because of your warm smile, and he hated how much of a mess he had suddenly become. he almost forgot how to even make tea.
he gave you a nod and took your payment, and you found yourself a comfy place to sit while waiting. he typically called the customers back up to the counter when their drinks were ready, but for some reason, he wanted to bring your drink to you personally.
when he did, you smiled at him, and he was about to walk away before he saw you writing something else down on your notepad. you flipped it around, and it read: “thanks! :)”
the next couple of days were exactly the same. you’d come in, and at that point, levi already knew what you would want. it had gotten to the point where he already had your drink hot and ready if he wasn’t too busy.
he loved the look in your eyes whenever you’d sip on the delicious tea and read that book you seemed to love so much.
he didn’t want to admit it, but he looked forward to you coming into his tea shop every single day. he wanted to get to know you, or communicate with you somehow.
he starts off by giving you a free and delicious pastry. “didn’t know what you liked, so i guessed. it’s on the house,” he says.
you gave him an eager nod, and he easily understood that it meant he guessed correctly. it made his heart do a little dance.
levi noticed everything about you. your typical clothing style, your favorite book genre (as you’d stay within that same category of novels whenever you’d finish one and move on to the next), and your favorite pastries and tea.
he’d always give you a free pastry, switching between the ones he’d know that you’d love.
whenever you left, you’d always write a little thank you note and leave it on the table. therefore, levi started to leave you little messages that he’d give you with your order every single day. they’d range from simple greetings to questions about yourself, all of which you’d respond to with either your notepad or scribbling it down on a spare napkin.
a few days later, levi was sweeping underneath a table, the shop relatively empty aside from you and a few other regulars. that was when you gently tapped him on the shoulder.
you startled him a little, and he could see the nervous look on your face. you didn’t have your notepad, but your cellphone this time. that was when you flipped your phone around, your hands a bit shaky, and showed him an empty contacts screen.
“you want my phone number?”
you hesitated, but nodded shyly.
he blushed deeply, and swore to himself for doing so. he staggered out some sort of response, and typed in his contact information and saved it to your phone.
you had texted him as soon as you left.
for days and days, you and levi texted all day and all night, paragraphs upon paragraphs, topics upon topics. the both of you were getting very little sleep from texting each other all the time.
days turned into weeks, and weeks turned into months, and finally, levi hands you a note, and he’s the one who’s nervous this time.
“will you go out with me?” the note read.
his cheeks were blushy, dark hair slightly messy as a tell-tale sign that he was up all night, this question taking away his ability to sleep.
as cute as he looked, seeing the happiness shine in his eyes when you eagerly nodded and wrapped your arms around him was 10x cuter, and you couldn’t help but kiss his cheek.
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WARNING: SUGGESTIVE CONTENT
"Hey, Levi." you opened his bedroom door, glistening with sweat as you just finished fixing your stuff inside his house.
He didn't heave a move, though. He was completely wrapped on his futon and despite hearing your voice, he did nothing but snuggle further.
"Hey, you seem to be waking up way too late recently," you walked towards his bed sternly, arms crossed. "You have to fix your sleeping schedule now. You're not getting younger, Levi."
"Mom, is that you?" Levi deadpanned as he got his head up the futon, "Besides, whose fault is this?"
"How is it my fault?"
He grumbled a bit before sitting up. The sight of Levi's bare features is already normal to you—bed hair clamped over his face, intricate details of his body such as the lining on his collar bones and broad muscles—but then something flustered you this time around. Oh god. The red nail marks around his shoulders upto his back, the love bites from his neck down his chest—basically every single remnant of the previous night. He figured you noticed it too, so he just needed to shoot you a sly look, "You were so good for me last night. Don't act all surprised that I end up like this."
"Hah," you scoffed; you were the one who got knocked out last night, "I don’t understand. I got up the bed just fine!"
"Hm, is that so…” he lazily tapped on the free space beside his bed, urging you to sit down. You should've known better, really, because he pushed you down and hovered on top as soon as you laid down. "If I do you way, way, way better than usual, would you finally understand?"
It was your time to chuckle—lightly, endearingly, just as he loves. "No, you silly goof. Look how exhausted you are. We might as well—oh!"
Too late, he already slid his fingers inside your pants.
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this is a smut WIP, actually.
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jayteacups · 1 year
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Got me thinking of Levi going to get his wisdom teeth removed. Everyone is suuuper excited with phones at the ready because he’s no doubt going to say some weird ass shit. They gotta record him. 📸
Instead he’s super super normal and straight faced. Super tired 😪 It’s only once they put their phones away that he starts mumbling nonsense.
TAY i’m so sorry this has taken so long. I’m FINALLY clearing out my inbox and drafts folder and completely forgot that this has been sitting here for like... months. It’s been finished for ages, I just forgot to queue it up to post 😭😭 pls forgive me
Anyways enjoy these hcs. hope this isn’t too cringe
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Levi getting his wisdom teeth removed
Now, he obviously did not want anybody other than you to know he was getting his wisdom teeth removed, clearly because he a) actually gets pretty nervous for any medical procedure, and b) does not want people to record him high on pain meds 
Somehow, though, Hange finds out (because they always find out) 
And they set up camp at your and Levi’s shared apartment to surprise you two when you drive him home from the appointment 
You groan and sigh upon unlocking the door and just hearing many footsteps pattering towards the front door, and you instantly raise your eyebrows at the culprit. Hange just shrugs and says they had to be there
Connie’s struggling to contain his laughter as he and Sasha not-so-discreetly take their phones out and start recording him. You try and whack the phones away but Mikasa, with a straight face, pulls up her hand-held DS camera saying something about this going in the family home-made videos (because the Ackerman family--and by that I mean Kuchel because she’s alive and well in this universe--always makes home-made video compilations of the year), Historia high-fives Mikasa, and you sigh. To his credit Eren looks terrified that he even got roped into this at all, the poor boy is sweating like CRAZY. Jean’s not faring much better to be completely honest. Weirdly enough, Armin looks mildly entertained.
They’re expecting Levi to be super loopy and out of it, but other than feeling a little woozy and needing to put an arm around you so that he can stumble into the house without the risk of tripping, he seems perfectly lucid. More like he has a bad headache than being on pain meds.
Immediately upon seeing the audience, he gives them his trademark glare, swipes for Connie’s phone and successfully snatches it out of the boy’s hand, and gives it to you for safekeeping. He’s cussing them out as normal, telling them to ‘get out of [his] hair and leave him be’ without any actual bite to it, and even though there’s gauze in his mouth and his jaw is swollen he sounds relatively normal. 
Sighing in disappointment everyone puts away their phones, which makes you sigh with relief as everybody skirts around you, letting you help Levi get settled on the sofa, even as he continues to protest that he can sit down and get cozy by his damn self, thank you very much. 
Though they did initially show up in the hopes they’d catch him saying something stupid, the group is willing to help you take care of him (to which he protests that he doesn’t need half a dozen mother hens) so they stick around, make soup, clean up after the mess they made (because Sasha broke into the biscuit tins whilst they were waiting for you and Levi to come home)
All the while, you’re preparing an ice pack for his swollen face and constantly reciting to yourself the exact words the doctors told you about how long the bandages and gauze need to stay on etc. etc., and everybody is now so hyperfocused on making sure he’s comfortable that they almost miss it when Levi slowly shuffles up to you on the couch, swaddled in blankets, and mumbles ‘if i was a coffee order at starbucks, what would i be?’
Everyone who’s in earshot freezes. You stifle a laugh. ‘you don’t even drink coffee let alone like it, why’d you wanna know? besides, i’m sure there’s a buzzfeed quiz for that if you’re really curious.’ 
He’s shaking his head, mumbling something incoherently, and when you ask him to speak up, he says ‘I don’t trust buzzfeed’. 
‘Why not?’
It goes onto a very strange tangent about a conspiracy theory that buzzfeed is one huge social experiment by some shady private corporation that keeps their identity a secret, then he talks a bunch about how he can hear the voices of all the flies and bugs he’s squished over his lifetime. 
you usher everybody out before they can begin recording or witness him tearing up over all the bugs he’s killed, but then he turns around and says ‘but if I were a coffee i’d be black coffee. black like my soul’
This is the breaking point for you and you cackle. ‘sure,’ you’re getting out inbetween wheezes, ‘sure you are’. He’s immediately falling asleep afterwards leaving you to just sit there on the couch giggling. 
You tell Levi everything he says when he’s lucid again and he vehemently denies everything. especially the part where he felt sorry about all the creepy crawlies he’d killed. 
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koulakoukoula2003 · 1 year
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alright but imagine Levi dirty talking his s/o in a different language- LIKE IMAGINE HIM WHISPERING GERMAN OR SOMETHING IN YOUR EAR. God it cant just be me who has this obsession, we need more of this. 😭😭
Lmaooooo I see LOTS of ppl supporting levi talking french and they find it very fucking hot but imma be honest, levi talking french like je t'aime or Mon amour or shit like that is kinda a turn off for me 😂😂😂
Now German??? I never thought about it???? German is a very rough language but considering the snk world is basically WWII with nazi Germany (Marley) and Jews (Eldia), I bet they're supposed to be speaking a German-like language and it is mentioned that both Eldia and Marley speak the same language so yeah, the same german-like language for them both.
Ok y'all in the comments drop me something in German that might sound hot in Levi's voice ???? Honestly, I've no idea, back in school I had chosen french over German (terrible choice, should've chosen German but if I had my grandpa would've killed me lmao) but I still never learned shit in French so 😂😂
I honestly find English the hottest language (like it's easy af you can literally learn it in two months, and anything you might say in English won't sound cringy and it won't sound like a turn off to me???) Like when I write about levi I think of him speaking in English and everything he says it just sounds great in English (in my head).
Anon, I'd write you a small scenario where levi says something hot in German but I don't even know a single phrase in that language lmao
Some languages just sound great but for specific stuff. Like, the Greek language is amazing for scientific terms and reports and journals and shit like that. If you try making a love confession in Greeks, it's gonna sound cringy as fuck lmaooo
On the other hand, the British language is vague as fuck. And what I mean is that one word can mean a million things. Like English is built to sound fancy and sophisticated but you can have an entire paragraph that sounds absolutely sophisticated and beautiful but has zero essence. It's terrible for scientific terms and reports BUT it's amazing for storytelling and theatre and arts stuff I guess.
And for some ppl french sound very fucking hot (not for me tho).
Now I don't know much on the German language, I just know it sounds great in Mozart's operas and I think it's canon that levi speaks a German-like language considering that in all the voiced osts of snk the lyrics are in German which was an absolutely excellent choice on the composer's side.
My point is, each language got its own charms, but let's face it, Levi's voice is hot af (both dub and sub) so even if he recited a lasagna recipe in Turkish or sth, it'd still sound hot af like pls ruin my life sir
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killerskillercaptain · 4 months
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How would Levi act if he heard a rumor that reader had a crush on him
Levi isn't one to care or listen to rumors, even the ones involving him, but i think it depends. If the one having a crush on him is a colleague, like a squad leader, he will be a little bothered/intrigued and his behavior towards the person will slightly change.
If the rumor is about a younger cadet having a crush on him then he'll just shrug it off and ignore it until everyone eventually gets tired of it, he knows rumors die fast.
Hange, Mike and Erwin would tease the hell out of him though.
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If you do HC can you do HC about dating canon Levi and also Eren if you write for Eren?
anon, i really, really tried to come up with some for eren, but unfortunately, i don't think i can write/produce eren content that would be satisfactory and i don't want to provide something half-baked!!!
i hate being someone that writes for only one character, but i don't feel like i can do other characters justice
i'll still provide some for levi because levi brainrot hours are 25/8
also my GOODNESS i'm sorry it took like a month for me to write this, my brain is clearly not where it needs to be. i also went from i cant think of any :((( to pumping out like 5 without thinking why does my brain have to be like this a;ldkfj
Dating Canon!Levi Headcanons
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➼ levi's love language is acts of service. we all know this. although he's not against quality time or physical touch, if you're having a hard time, you bet you can expect him to do something out of the way for you. stressed about work? he'll happily bring you a warm cup of tea as you work. got injured after an expedition and want to go outside but can't? this man will literally carry you to the top of the wall if he knew it would make you happy ➼ levi wouldn't be too thrilled about you being on the scouts, but he's not going to make too big of a deal out of it. after you all, you were an adult and you could take care of yourself. that wouldn't stop him from worrying about you when on the battlefield, though, especially after the 57th expedition ➼ if something did happen and you got hurt or levi thought you had died while outside the wall, it would shake this man. he'd either be by your side constantly or not be around at all. he'd need time to sort through all the troubling emotions that popped up within him when he thought he'd lost you. ➼ he'd eventually process, though. and when levi comes back to you, you can expect some pretty protective behavior for a little while. he won't do anything too explicit or out-of-place, like taking you off missions, but he would use his status to see if maybe he can nudge erwin just a bit to see if you could at least be closer to him during the next expedition and vice versa ➼ when you're on breaks between expeditions, levi would like to take you on top of the walls during sunset to stroll across it. it was away from the hustle and bustle of the villages within the walls and provided the two of you with some much-needed private time. ➼ i know there's a trope of you and levi needing to sneak around because you can't be dating while both being on the scouts but i dont think that has to be true. i think you'll definitely have to re-evaluate whether you can function the same on a battlefield, but i don't think erwin or pyxis are the type to keep you separated from one another unless there was an explicit beneficial reason to. ➼ after the hole in shiganshina is sealed and ventures outside the walls were possible, he'd also take you to the beach since it was a sight neither of you had gotten to explore before. levi wasn't too big of a fan of it—wet sand = mud after all—but he liked the time that he spent with you and watching a smile appear on your face every time he brought you there was enough for him to bear with it ➼ if you went with him on the marley trip before the raid on liberio, he'd love it when you dragged him to the various dating locations, grabbing ice cream, exploring tea shops, coffee shops, etc. levi might not vocalize it, but you'd be able to tell by the way his furrowed eyebrows softened or the edges of his lips slightly twitched into a small smile, or how you'd just be waiting for him and he surprises you by showing up with two ice cream cones.
y'all i really want to write a marley date scene al;jfslkd #: @chaotic-on-main @romantichomicide95 @lovolee3 @svftackerman @levisbrat25 @leviismybby @idkks4m @moonmalice @levis-squishy-cheeks @roseofdarknessblog @anviacker @aam1na @luvjiro @noctemys join my tag list!
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levmada · 1 year
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//gn!reader
Levi had an Underground accent. eerily similar to Kenny's when Levi was much younger, but after Kenny left, he got it into his head to speak 'more proper', mostly to spite him.
but with no reference to how people Aboveground speak, his voice always had this kind of biting twang that made his speech sound loose. and it's so HOT. jvijgijfr9j he'd say ‘I reckon xxx’ and ‘fixin to’ or ‘as all get-out’ so cute
but then when he first got Aboveground, Levi learned that people could tell he was from there instantly. he didn't care about that fact in of itself (cue Levi never giving a shit what anyone thinks. he's already as pale as a piece of paper), but it sounded so messy, he realized.
it's the distinction with being seen as a filthy vermin from Underground. Kenny always taught him appearance matters, hence the way Levi dresses and keeps his image neat, and so his accent turned into a stain on his character.
at first, before Levi had any reputation besides being a criminal suddenly shoved into their ranks, other Scouts would've gotten onto him a ton just because of that. just like when he was a kid, others hated him for his sheer existence. purposefully avoiding him (though that didn't bother Levi much at all), calling him filthy and dirty, telling him to go back to the hole he crawled out of.
And he’d just stare. “Better yet, I could stuff your skull full a’ shit if ya want.”
and he did most of the time, but that wasn't enough for him. so he forced himself to fix it (kinda like how Sasha did). it wasn't like he was talkative anyway, but when he did speak, he forced his voice rigid and spoke slowly when he could. Levi was already a master at being acutely aware of his surroundings, (hehe and quiet enough that people used to gossip or talk shit around him as if he wasn't there), but he started listening for the way people Aboveground spoke down to the letter, and mimicked that. as months passed, he was successful. almost completely. it was a little uncanny.
HOWEVER. it still slips out sometimes...
hims drinking enough to reach any semblance of tipsy for example is rare (partly because he doesn’t like the effects, and with him being an Ackerman it’s a lot of drinking to get there), but when he does, his accent starts faltering at the end of his sentences. instead of thinking it’s thinkin’, or i just imagine his sharp drawl when he says specifically like, ‘ugh, drunk piece ‘a shit…’ mingling with his slurred speech. maybe because he’s annoyed he’s reminding himself of Kenny in that moment :(((
it comes out when he’s angry enough to shout, or when he has to yell orders. he hates it, but he can’t help it when he starts to see red.
when he’s just woken up too. when he’s not even bothering to open his eyes yet whenever he rasps a little mornin’ against your lips or late late late into the night, and you finally got him out of his office chair, walking him to his bedroom. I gotta work. fuck’re you doin’? Not tired (liar).
it slips through into his little whimpers and sighs when he’s begging you for even more, past the point where you’ve drained his balls multiple times. writhing all over the sheets and chanting your name on top of Can’t I can’t, s’too much. Ah… ah…
Weren’t you begging just a second ago?
and he whines through his grit teeth, so pretty. Not. Beggin’.
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chaotic-on-main · 11 months
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I would just like to state that I LOVE your mix of anime (Levi nom nom nom gulp) and chaos. Your meme and such reblogs are gold and though I don’t usually reblog them because they don’t personally fit with my blog, I love it when they grace my dashboard. THAT BEING SAID… could we get a head canon for Levi and meme culture? Like what memes do you think he’d snort at?
Omg thank you so much!! I live up to my handle, I like to think lmao. Only chaos. All the time.
Also absolutely!! I don't know if I characterize Levi well so forgive me if y'all don't agree. 😅
Levi Ackerman and Meme Culture:
I'm gonna be honest and say Levi doesn't understand meme culture very well.
It's not that he doesn't really understand it, actually. He just thinks it's dumb and doesn't care for it lmao.
And he's so behind memes (like I'm talking years because as we all know, some memes are built up on others and you need to really understand some base layers to really get it, yanno?) so when you show him anything, he gets this cute little knot in-between his eyebrows because he's confused and concerned for your well being because you just spent 5 minutes on the sofa crying in laughter over it.
I think he'd get a kick out of political memes, though.
I imagine he's very knowledgeable on today's political climate so he might exhale a small huff or chuckle at something that may grace his one social media app (it's probably Twitter)
He might get shallow memes, especially ones from a movie or show y'all had watched together recently. Like the Adam driver punching a wall from A Marriage Story or something.
But overall, I don't really see Levi Ackerman as someone who really cares for meme culture. And if he did, it's only because of how happy they make you.
He may frown or look disinterested at the things you show him but I think deep down, he's smiling because he loves to hear your laugh and see the way your cheeks flush.
While you're wheezing for air with tears pricking the corners of your eyes (maybe on the floor rolling), he's staring at you with love. And for that, I think Levi won't 100% hate meme culture.
I most definitely did not project myself into this lmao. My husband is very Levi Coded™ and so this is pretty much my life. And I'm okay with it.
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beneathashadytree · 9 months
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Hey! I saw in the rules that you prefer romantic love to platonic love, but it's always worth a try, right? Well, can I get little Levi with a mother-reader who will find him instead of Kanny and give him a little better childhood?
OUR HOME - LEVI ACKERMAN & READER
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Warnings : this is purely platonic & familial, mentions of death and grime in general, implied PTSD, this is not proofread, reader is female and acts as Levi’s mother!
Genre : fluff (but some angsty parts)
Word count : 1.2K words
Additional notes : Hi nonnie! Normally I don’t write for female readers, but since the premise in this is quite different I was quite okay with it. I do occasionally write platonic fics, by the way! This request gave me the opportunity to think a while about the possibility of Levi being found by someone with motherly instincts and all the love to give (and I think I cried a little). Hope you like this!💗
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It was impossible for her to not notice the kid that managed to melt into the shadows on the walls and the corners of the room
After all, he made his presence so scarce that it made him all the more visible, and her eyes couldn’t help but soften at the sight of his lifeless eyes, unblinking as they stared at the ground in front of him
His emaciated figure brought a pang in her chest; a starved, dirty child no more than a few years old, curled in the darkness of a room that reeked of the stench of rot and decay
Speaking to him proved to be fruitless, as he only ever turned his empty eyes to look at her through his long, greasy bangs, without any other sign to show that he’d even understood
Still, when she said that she was taking him away to somewhere safe, there wasn’t much of a reaction from him except for the slow blinking, and the finalized turn of his head away from her as soon as she was done speaking, which was enough to tell her that he had no qualms he wanted or felt the need to express
First things first—she had to give him a long, clean scrub, to determine whether or not the grime and filth had hidden any wounds or illnesses that she should be made aware of
Her place on the surface was a quaint little cottage on the edge of the town near Wall Sina, and she barely had enough space to take a child in
But after having heard from her brother (who’d secretly frequented the brothel at times) that a child had been abandoned in a room where his mother had died all alone, she couldn’t help but take the trip to the Underground and swear to herself that she’d do anything within her capabilities to save the boy
As a simple baker, she didn’t exactly have the world to give in terms of finances and services, but she’d be damned if she didn’t try her very best to take him in
And so, for the first time in her life, she actually invested in a proper bathtub, seeing as she had an inkling that the child—Levi, she’d learned his name was after he’d croaked it out after a few minutes of her probing—wouldn’t have been too keen to bathe in the communal of the town, where all the adult men were
And besides, she doubted he currently had the strength in his arms to prop himself up for longer than a few seconds at a time; a fact that was proved right when he staggered on the way to the dining table after he’d cleaned himself of the dirt that had been caked on his skin
Gaunt as he looked, she couldn’t help but optimistically scoop potatoes and bread onto his plate (though, as was to be expected, he wasn’t able to stomach much after having been starved of food for so long)
Perhaps the trickiest part of the day was getting him to fall asleep at night, after she’d managed to hurriedly set up another makeshift bed in her bedroom with the help of her brother, until she could afford to set up a proper space for him in the unfurnished room she’d been using as a storage space for years
She sympathized with Levi, who must’ve been wracked with nightmares of the past couple of months he’d endured, and must’ve found it difficult to fall asleep
Exhausting as it was to wait for him to tire himself out with his own thoughts, she didn’t mind the wait, and made it clear from the inviting space beside her that she was willing to hear his worries out, should he ever want to confide in her
Though as the days of routine turned into weeks and months, it became clear that Levi simply had little to say in all cases, and showed even less inclination to divulge anything on his mind
She’d been slowly increasing the portions of his food, silently urging him to eat more at mealtimes, and with the rate at which he quietly tried to help around the house, he often ate ravenously after having exerted so much more energy than he’d been used to
Though there was one terrible habit it seemed that Levi had developed, and that was an overwhelming urge to clean himself and keep his surroundings spotless
He’d often scrub his skin raw and red while in the bath, tirelessly try to dust away the shelves even when she herself couldn’t spot a single fleck on the surface, and unfailingly offer to help with the dishes instantly after every meal, though he could barely even reach past the sink
His short stature alerted her to the fact that his malnourishment had probably aided in it, and that was one of the reasons she so eagerly tried to feed him, though she knew it wasn’t very logical
Of course being a baker came in handy, and it soon became a well-loved routine for them to sit at opposite ends of the dining table, with Levi biting into a buttered scone and holding a cup of tea that comically dwarfed his hand
Perhaps the most difficult of all was forming a healthy relationship between them; one where he felt safe enough regardless of whether or not he felt the need to open up his heart
More importantly than anything, she just wanted to make sure that he could feel the affection she felt for him and would always offer him
She would not be deluded into thinking that she could ever replace Kuchel (whose name she found out while mending a tattered handkerchief that Levi had been so adamant in taking care of until it had ripped at the edges), but she could not help but slowly love him as though he were her own
It wasn’t hard to realize that his quietness and nonchalance was only a front; that he was a much kinder kid than he’d ever let on when he was so busy seeming so much older than his years
After all, whenever she fell ill, he was instantly there to usher her into bed with a scowl, though the way he wiped away at her sweat and pressed cool rags onto her forehead showed that he was anything but annoyed
His concern was apparent, and it perhaps was caused by his own lasting paranoia from when Kuchel had fallen ill, but in all cases it showed just how deeply he cared
Levi wasn’t exactly the most polite boy she’d ever seen, but he was good at heart, and exuded a sort of purity that came out in clumsy gestures
Helping out in the house without her ever asking for nor expecting it, a quiet but no less honest thank you after a hearty meal, a bunch of wildflowers that mysteriously popped up in a cracked vase whenever she seemed down; it was clear he’d grown fond of her over time
Though she was barely in her early 30s herself and had never foreseen his presence in the house, she could no longer imagine her home without Levi—and in her tentative praises and careful hugs he’d slowly grown to melt into, she could see that her love had truly saved him from the pits of hell
And really, nothing in the world could beat that incredible feeling of being a mother in all the ways that mattered
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happybird16 · 9 months
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What if Levi is a rapid-fire sneezer? He's one of those people who never sneezes just once or twice; instead, he sneezes a dozen times back to back. It goes like -achoo, achoo, achoo, achoo- and it's incredibly cute. It's a little quiet and his sneezes have a slightly high-pitched sound, and he sniffles adorably afterward.
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