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neodarkdark · 1 year

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✏️SIBLINGS

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Clarissa: The first time Svern opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"

Svern: Do you have a self-care routine? Clarissa: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

Svern, texting: Answer your phone Clarissa, texting back: Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone Svern: Understood Svern, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Clarissa.

Clarissa: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers. Svern: That sounds like a challenge. Clarissa: I have to stress, that is not a challenge. Svern: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted! Clarissa: There is no challenge!

#who's that knocking at your door? (inbox)#dynamoprotocol #honestly i could keep going with these #incorrect quotes shenanigans #svern & clarissa (dynamoprotocol)

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nightwolf14292 · 2 months

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I like to imagine that if any of the Bat-Kids are out in public, whether they be getting food, shopping, patrolling, just walkin' around, whatever, that if they see the Bat-Signal pop on it's an unspoken rule between the siblings that they have to throw on their costume and try and find/deal with the trouble before Bruce gets there. Just to annoy him.

Batman: "Commissioner Gordon! I got here as fast as I could.. What's the situation?"

Commissioner Gordon: "Oh, Batman, thank you for coming.. It's alright, though, it's already been taken care of by these fellows."

*Gestures to the side where there's a couple of muggers sitting tied up next to Nightwing(He has pink, glittery shopping bags hanging all over his arms), Red Hood(He's rummaging through the bags Nightwing is holding, trying to find the black nail polish he just bought to touch up his nails after the fight), Red Robin(He's sipping a cup of coffee that he accidentally stole because he ran out of the cafe so quickly that he forgot to pay), and Robin(He's chowing down on a kids' meal from Bat-Burger)*

Batman: ...

Batman: *Subtle annoyed glare*

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cardinalcheerio · 3 months

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I imagine that the Batkids go out for food every once in a while.

So there they are all sitting at the restaurant, when dick goes to pay and accidentally uses one of Bruce's cards.

They get back to the cave to bruce freaking out, everyone is like "IDENTITY BREACH AHHHHH" y'know.

And the next day a paper comes out, "Bats steal Brucies Credit Card!"

From then on they use Bruce's cards for snacks in the field and gotham just accepts that

1. Bruce funds the Bats

2. They take it from him

3. Bruce and Batman dated and Batman stole his credit cards and gave them to his kids.

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electro-strike-zukka-time · 3 months

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#discord shenanigans #atla #avatar the last airbender #avatar the last airbender incorrect quotes #zuko #aang

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vodrae · 4 months

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Jason: Man I was born in the wrong era

Barbara: Oh ? Where would you go ? Roman Empire ? Golden Age of pirates ?

Jason: Far West, when you'd be a hero by shooting bad guys.

Barbara: Jason !

Steph: Y'know, you ain't a tree. You can move. Kidnap rogues and kill them in countries without proper justice system.

Barbara: Stephanie !

Tim: Or you just could go to the no man's land in Yellowstone park or the four corners.

Barbara: Timothy !

Dick: Quite frankly if you drop Joker's body in Bludhaven we won't waste time on it.

Barbara: Richard !

Damian: There would be an investigation only if there is a body.

Barbara: Damian !

Cassandra: Cassandra !

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batfamilycannons · 5 months

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Dick*the eldest daughter reaching a breaking point and it was this or manslaughter*: Due to my emotional trauma, I have decided I will be reverting back to my childhood Goblin lifestyle

Jason*always one for chaos*: Good for you

Bruce*traumatized from the first time not sure if he can survive a pt.2*: oh no

Tim*never left his Menace Lifestyle and is very exited to help cause more problems*: yay!

Bruce*even more scared*: oh no

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dc-and-damirae · 8 months

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dick: Hey tim, how was your stake out with jason? tim: jason and I got into a fight, so he tied me up to a chair for six hours and made me watch that one hotel tv channel that’s about the hotel. dick: tim: One day, the Seabury Ritz Hotel will burn to the ground and I will dance on its damn ashes.

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yourlocal-edgelord · 12 days

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*tim getting kidnapped as red robin*

Tims newest kidnapper: If you dont comply i will very painfully carve out your spleen and ship it back to batman

Tim: Lmao you can try, infact i encourage you, I’ll personally help you in whatever evil scheme you have if you can get my spleen and ship it to batman

Kidnapper: What-

#tim drake #red robin #tims missing spleen #batfam #batfamily #batfam headcanons #batfam shenanigans #batfamily headcanons #batfam incorrect quotes

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l3viat8an · 1 year

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*In nightbringer*

Asmo: Do you realise there's a rumour going around that you're in love with MC?

Solomon: A rumour? Are you telling me people are doubting it????

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d3jha · 9 days

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I feel like the bats have walked off Life threatening injuries like

Clark: batman ermm... he got a hole there

Bruce: And? *beating The belief of God into an alien.*

Wally: NIGHTWING!

Dick:what

Wally WHAT? YOU JUST GOT SHOT

ROY: Did I just here your bones crack!?!

Jason:oh yah just my ribs

Roy:Jason why do I see a gunshot wound near where your rids are Broken

Kon:...

Tim:what?

Kon:how the fuck are you alive.

Tim: <who just fell of a cliff> Spite and pettiness

Jon:Damian... there is a knife in your back

Damian: it's not important

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neodarkdark · 1 year

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✏️ Svern and either Krang or Sub-Prime?

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Svern: Come on, Krang! How many times do I have to apologize? Krang: Once! Svern: ...No.

Svern: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke? Sub-Prime: I only like dark humor. Svern, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle? Sub-Prime: Svern: An IMPASTA!

#who's that knocking at your door? (inbox)#technodromes #I HOPE I GOT THE VIBES RIGHT #incorrect quotes shenanigans

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that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction · 2 months

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Lancelot: Wow, you're so brave! You didn't even hesitate to throw yourself in danger.

Merlin: That's because I have no regard for my own personal safety. You can ask Arthur.

Arthur: I have never been more stressed in my entire life.

#this is when they first met before Lance realised he could get up to shenanigans with Merlin #a day later and they’re committing identity fraud like they’ve known each other for years #bbc merlin #lancelot #sir lancelot #merlin #merlin emrys #prince arthur #arthur pendragon #merthur #mercelot #arlance #i’m bad at tagging #merlin bbc #incorrect merlin quotes

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samthechaotic · 2 months

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Tim: Whenever I face a horrible situation, I ask myself "what would Jason do?" and do the exact opposite.

Damian: For the first, and probably last, time in your life Drake, you're right.

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niceandinaccuratequotes · 3 months

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Beelzebub, drunk: I don’t give a damn about sin

Crowley, also drunk: yeah, me either, fuck trigonometry

#incorrect good omens quotes #incorrect quotes #good omens #crowley #ineffable dumbasses #beezelbub #drunk shenanigans

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notcreative360 · 2 months

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*In the library, with the Anti-Lucifer League..*

Satan: Alright time to make plans to absolutely ruin, and destroy Lucifer. Got any plans?

Belphie: We could put a curse on his pillow so he'll end up having nightmares every time he sleeps.

Satan: Ok, not bad, not bad. Mc? How about you?

Mc: Glitter.

Satan: Wha? Glitter? How is glitter supposed to ruin Lucifer?

Mc: We explode him with glitter in his room. Not only will it be a big hassle to clean off, BUT he will find glitter everywhere, everytime. Because once glitter gets on something, it never leaves. It will also keep finding random places to appear, he'll see glitter for centuries, hehehehe.

Belphie: ..You devilishly little sheep~

Satan: Alright lets do it!

#Next thing you know it's the Anti-Lucifer League that ends up being exploded with glitter #obey me #obey me game #obey me shall we date #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me nightbringer #omswd #obey me Anti-Lucifer League #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me belphie #obey me belphegor #obey me mc #obey me shenanigans #obey me sheep mc #obey me brothers #obey me crack #obey me shitpost

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tiredcowboyy · 3 months

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I always find the posts/fics where leons just so over witnessing merthur pining so funny. Like that man really had to see them from the start and the tension between them grow and he just had to sit and watch. Like I imagine every time a new knight joined they all brought the weird vibes up and leon each time was more and more over it.

Like it stared w lance early on being like

Lance: hey leon, is it just me or are arthur and merlin lowkey pining for each other

Leon: oh thank god! Someone finally brought it up, yeah theyve been like this for a while-

But then ended up as

Percy talking to the knights as they watch merlin and arthur bicker (read: flirt): ok but, does it seem like theyre fli-

Gwaine, sounding exhausted: yeah theyve been like this for a while

Percy: really? And theyve still not done anything about it?

Leon the long suffering, whose now had to watch them for almost 10 years: *eye twitch* nope.

Edit: just gonna leave these screenshots here

#make merthur canon for leons sake #leon the long suffering #sir leon #merthur #merthur hc #incorrect merthur quotes #merlin x arthur #arthur pendragon #bbc merlin #merlin #merlin emrys #sir gwaine #sir lancelot #merlin hc #merlin incorrect quotes #sir percival #incorrect merlin quotes #tiredcowboyys prompt #tiredcowboyys shenanigans

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