sokka: i think i just figured something out. i gotta go.
zuko: aren't you forgetting something?
sokka: uh...[kisses zuko's forehead]
zuko: no, pay your bill! damn, who raised you?
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Zuko: So what’s for dinner?
Sokka: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!
Zuko: …
Zuko: Is it soup?
Sokka: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Zuko: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Sokka: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.
Zuko: STOP!
*one hour later*
Zuko: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!
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Sokka, watching Zuko: Ah, yes. The mysterious and majestic Zuko--so sweet, so demure...
Sokka: ...I wonder what kind of melodic sounds this wonderful creature makes?
Zuko: *incoherent, enraged screeching*
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MORE MORE MORE MORE ZUTARA INCORRECT QUOTES
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Katara: I would never say that Zuko is a bitch and I don’t don’t like him. That’s not true… Zuko is a bitch and I like him so much!
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Katara: How much did you spend on this date?
Zuko: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
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Katara: What do you want to be for Halloween?
Zuko: Yours.
Katara:
Katara: …yeah, that would be pretty scary.
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Katara: That was so hot, Zuko.
Zuko: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Katara: I'm so in love with you.
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Katara: Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.
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Katara: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
Zuko: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
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Zuko: Katara and I are no longer friends.
Katara: ZUKO THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!
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Zuko: Katara and I are no longer dating.
Katara: Zuko, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.
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Katara: You have to apologize to them Zuko.
Zuko: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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Asami, crossing her arms: so what lesson did we learn today?
Mako: none, to be completely honest
Korra: I think I actually forgot a lesson
Bolin: oh that is such a relief! I didn't learn anything either!
Asami: I am the literal owner of a multimillion dollar corporation and I still do not feel as though I'm getting paid enough
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Ben: Poor Beverly, she must be so scared
*Meanwhile*
Bev: Why don't you crouch down here so I can smack that grin off you face!
Pennywise:
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Sokka: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult.
Zuko, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life.
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sokka: that was so hot, zuko.
zuko: i literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them i hope they get dragged through the streets.
sokka: i'm so in love with you.
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Lt. Jee: …Prince Zuko, do you want to talk about it?
Zuko, laying face down on the floor: Why would you automatically assume that something is wrong?
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Zuko: Toph has no survival skills. I’ve discovered her need to win has replaced them.
Katara: That can't be true.
Zuko: Watch this.
Zuko: Hey Toph, I’ll race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Toph: *Throws herself out a window*
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Zuko: What most people don't realize is that questions usually have more than one answer, it's all subjective
Zuko: For example, if you asked me if I was okay, I'd answer 'I am'
Zuko: Uncle, on the other hand, would strongly disagree
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