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Is gay because tumblr or is tumblr because gay
starting a tag game cause i'm bored and i hate my notifications :D
WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE IRL
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WHAT U WANNA LOOK LIKE
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picrew: here!
tagging @random-doctor-on-the-internet @cataperat @discoveredreality @ladykiller-yt and @midnights-dragon
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Our queen
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from left to right: clark, bruce, diana
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vodrae · 3 days
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If Batman is the Big Black Bat, Cassandra is the Small Black Bat. Thanks for coming.
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vodrae · 4 days
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Oooor I could have understand and be less oblivious !
Just downloaded Firefox, will update on how it goes
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Artemis: Guys, we have nothing left, not a penny, can you consider call your dad ?
Jason and Roy: What about no ?
Kori: I can ask Dick if necessary ^^
Jason: No.
Ravager: I don't have a vision of it but I swear if you don’t find a solution you will die very soon.
Jay: Okay, okay...Let me think two minutes.
On the other side of the world, Harley is boxing her keyboard and type something very fast.
Selina and Ivy: What are you doing ?!
Harley: Brucie and Batsy opened an onlyfans !
Wonder Woman rushes by the window and slams multiple times her credit card on the desk.
Diana: NOW!
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vodrae · 4 days
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People think firefox isn't good ? It's my number 2 on all my devices after Brave (can cast on a TV with my PC and litsen to youtube with my screen locked with the app)
Just downloaded Firefox, will update on how it goes
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vodrae · 4 days
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Fun fact: Those maneuvers are possible because of the cooperation of the other wrestler
Funnier Fact: The previous statement doesn't apply of you're Nightwing
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Canon Nightwing utilizes frustratingly few lucha libre aerials for a guy whose entire athletic background consists of throwing his whole ass self at people.
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The WWE wrestler Ricochet knew what was up
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vodrae · 4 days
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Everytime I see these panels I think about the fact that Bruce's forearm is bigger than Talia
I'll never understand why people say Damian was made unwillingly, broooo every Brutalia comic they are sleeping with each other. My goodness
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I hope y'all know that there are other panels
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Mutuals are like getting a friend in school cause you sat next to each other a random day and saw you had one (1) common thing and vibed whit it
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As someone who mixes very often oatmeal and eggs, Bette got one hell of breakfast, low calories carbs and pure protein
Batfam's favorite weird food combinations
Dick: *pours orange juice in cereal*
Bette: *cooks oatmeal with egg whites*
Cass: *puts whipped cream in soda*
Jason: *melts chocolate onto bacon*
Steph: *dusts fries with powdered sugar*
Cullen: *eats pickles with peanut butter*
Harper: *spreads the same peanut butter on a burger*
Helena: *wraps melon slices in prosciutto*
Tim: *slathers pizza in ranch*
Luke: *makes tuna salad with fruits*
Damian: *drizzles olive oil on ice cream*
Carrie: *adds chips to a PB&J*
Kate: *sprinkles sugar on tomatoes*
Duke: *buys chili with a cinnamon roll*
Barbara: *dips strawberries in balsamic vinegar*
Selina: *stirs butter into her coffee*
Bruce: *grates cheese on top of apple pie*
Alfred, offended: Who raised you all?
Alfred: *opens a can of beans with his toast*
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vodrae · 4 days
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We're at pet names stage ? 👉👈
I'm a timbern girlie 100% but what do you think, random strangers?
Do not ship him with the other batkids/bruce they are his family. I will delete your comment.
(I feel like my posts are getting pretty negative lately so here have another poll! I love posting these, you have no idea how much I hold back!)
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Once a great man said "You can be anything you want to be" Freddie Mercury - Innuendo
Every ginger I saw from Gotham City is either a Kane (Martha, Kate...) or a eco-terrorist mass murderer bisexual villain
Are you related to them Batgirl ?
By Martha Kane I assume you mean the maiden name of Martha Wayne, Bruce Wayne's murdered mother. And Ms. Kate Kane comes from a wealthy Jewish family. No, I am not related to the Wayne Family or the Kane Family. I think I’d know it through my bank account and my property and yet I am a middle class woman in Gotham. And now it's my turn to ask you back: do you see me as an eco-terrorist mass murderer bisexual villain?
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vodrae · 5 days
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She was a switch girl, he was xbox boy and he was a PlayStation boy, can I make it any more obvious
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A normal sleep schedule and spleen inside of his body
I'm a timbern girlie 100% but what do you think, random strangers?
Do not ship him with the other batkids/bruce they are his family. I will delete your comment.
(I feel like my posts are getting pretty negative lately so here have another poll! I love posting these, you have no idea how much I hold back!)
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Wtf is the problem with having bagels soup sugar and chicken in my head ?? Can't even be a man anymore!
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