Jason: Man I was born in the wrong era
Barbara: Oh ? Where would you go ? Roman Empire ? Golden Age of pirates ?
Jason: Far West, when you'd be a hero by shooting bad guys.
Barbara: Jason !
Steph: Y'know, you ain't a tree. You can move. Kidnap rogues and kill them in countries without proper justice system.
Barbara: Stephanie !
Tim: Or you just could go to the no man's land in Yellowstone park or the four corners.
Barbara: Timothy !
Dick: Quite frankly if you drop Joker's body in Bludhaven we won't waste time on it.
Barbara: Richard !
Damian: There would be an investigation only if there is a body.
Barbara: Damian !
Cassandra: Cassandra !
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More memes based on my wip, because it's fun, lol.
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The Oracle of Gotham, Unfinished
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Someone give this boy a hug
Batman Eternal #36
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I fucking love genuinely out of touch rich guy Bruce Wayne. Like realistically, yeah, he knows the value of a dollar and how far it gets you but just off the people around him it would be fucking hilarious.
Dick who's lived his entire life in the circus asks for some lunch money.
Rich guy™️ Bruce hands him a thousand because he doesn't have anything smaller.
Reporter Clark Kent casually venting about his 2 mortgages.
Rich guy™️ Bruce tries to relate by talking about how hard it is to juggle his 27 private properties across the world hidden in various shell companies full of millions of dollars worth of batman gear.
Meanwhile Oliver Queen who just has the 1 house, shoves everything into a gym bag and flies his own ass places is sitting there like what the fuck.
Jason certified street kid and son of a drug addict currently splitting rent 5 ways "Yeah it's been hard to keep the lights on with Roy in rehab"
Rich guy™️ Bruce "why don't you dip into your trust fund?"
Jason certified problem child perpetually on the edge of getting disowned. "My what now?"
Commissioner Gordon, father of two, fully aware his daughter is batgirl, spends half his paycheck on his son's indefinite psychiatric treatment, cant afford to leave the rent controlled apartment he's had half his damn life, with a literal nightmare job in the worst city in the world, paranoid because of the stupid amount of corruption around him constantly, and is always on the edge of a mental breakdown.
Rich guy™️ Bruce "You need a vacation. There's this amazing place in the Bahamas you should try-"
Commissioner Gordon, whose idea of a vacation is faking his death for a week in a sting operation, already sobbing.
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Babs: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Steph: Theft
Dick: Disturbing the peace
Damian: Aggravated Assualt
Tim: Arson
Jason: All of the above. In that order, probably
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Batdaughters & their batdad!!
I wish blue bird was here😔
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Damian Wayne has started volunteering at the animal hospital. He loves it there to the point where he is determined to become a veterinarian. He has also started to help at the Gotham Wayne family animal rescue. He has raised lots of funds and is activity involved in the care of the animals. He himself has also adopted many of them and has plans on expanding the Gotham animal sanctuary and shelters. His brothers, sister, and other family members are also deeply involved in this endeavor especially his mother who has has her own animal sanctuary/hospital and donates and fundraises for many organizations helping any and all animals in need. Damian’s step mother Selina is also heavily involved like his mother but she is also a very big contributor to helping eradicate poaching and the illegal sale and ownership of animals. 
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING! 🦃🦃🦃
Batman: Ii'l Gotham (2012) Issue #2
Bonus:
Batman: Ii'l Gotham (2012) Issue #2
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Masterlist
Batfamily
Found Family (ft. Supers) - In which Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent engage in a custody battle over a clone created from both their DNA, or, in which you get saved from a lab and gain two new families who would move mountains for you.
Bruce Wayne
Thunderstorms - There was a period of silence, your feet making soft splashes in the puddles below you, his steps were silent next to you. Your grip on the cape around you tightened when the loud rumbling on thunder sounded above you, you felt Bruce’s hand over your back, it grounded you.
Dick Grayson
coming soon!
Jason Todd
Ghost of You - In which Jason does what he thinks is best, and you’re left to pick up the pieces he left behind.
Tim Drake
coming soon!
Damian Wayne
You Remind Me of Lilies - "You remind me of lilies.” He paused, eyeing you with curiosity, “And why is that, beloved?” You smiled, “You just do, all different colors of lilies mean different things, and I can trace each one back to you. Every time.”
Duke Thomas
coming soon!
Stephanie Brown
coming soon!
Cassandra Cain
coming soon!
Barbara Gordon
coming soon!
Clark Kent
coming soon!
Conner Kent
coming soon!
Jon Kent
coming soon!
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Bruce: Hey Jason? Wait sorry Tim can you?... Sorry, Cass? No! Steph!? Damian? Barbara? Sorry Alfred I mean... Duke? Carrie?!?! Jarro??!?! ...
Dick:
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Commisionier Gordon lights up the Batsignal, a long night awaits him and the big black bat.
As usual, a precence quickly appears behind him: Are you sure you are Batman ?
A boy almost tripping over his cape and his helmet nearly falling off his head says: Yes I'm my father.
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The funny thing about my writing is that I either write like a twelve year old on a sugar high or a white Victorian man who had six wives. There's no in between.
I have to consistently talk myself out of writing the way I naturally do because "Fuckery." and "Lest." Should never ever be seen in the same paragraph.
Yet, I attempt it.
Without meaning to I meld my two personalities and must always reevaluate to find a somewhat normal way of phrasing things.
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recent(ish) style trends that batfam would incorporate into their personalities
jason: airpods max but specifically in space grey
tim: aritzia super puff lmao
dick: mullet duh
damian: panda dunks
duke: those bitchy black sunglasses
barbara: claw clip
cass: large ass platform boots. demonia shaker/unif yum boot. uk da vibes
steph: come back of the blair waldorf 2014 american apparel skater skirt vibes (i mean this has alr happened in the tim drake pride series)
also bows on everything
kate: bleach the eyebrows
selina: low rise jeans
bruce: crocs.
bonus
- alfred: heart shaped le creuset
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I wish the dc did more color theory in their comic tbh, and it’s not like i look for it too much or like try and find the symbolism, but it’d be nice to see like Dick in vivids Bruce in a more dulled down grey scale, maybe like tim in earth tones, and steph in like purples and blue, or like just have different styles for them, because i’d love seeing their color pallets because i think they are so interesting
ALSO hot take y’all, i am a firm believer of the discowing suit, i loved it, and i hate that they got rid of the yellow in Dick’s suit, like bring it back !! not the full like v neck line but just like being the yellow, and the dangling shit ya know
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Cass as Batgirl? Babs running missions as Oracle? Azrael going full Righteous Fury in a blue suit to try and save Gotham’s soul?
Oh we are SO back
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