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cosmicpoutine · 3 days

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oracle, ban this guy

(some shitpost while i work on that bernard comic)

#timbern #tim drake #bernard dowd #red robin #robin #batfam #batfamily #batman #jason todd #red hood #dc spoiler #stephanie brown

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ahfrickenfrick · 2 days

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the batkids decide play a new game on patrol where they try to yell the most outrageous thing jumping into a fight

bruce bans the game after stephanie runs into a crowd of bystanders and muggers yelling

‘bienvenue power bottoms!’

and it causes jason to crash into a power pole from how hard he was laughing

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goodoldfashionedengineer · 1 day

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I love it when the batfamily is allowed to age.

And they are still fighting crime.

Part of the whole appeal is how they're just normal ass people without any powers, minus Duke, but still go out there stopping some major crime scheme.

Even better if you compare them to athletes or gymnasts, who retire in their 20's.

Has the batfam ever cared about this? No. So it's not stopping them.

And you know what would be even funnier?

If Bruce would be the last to retire. The one who started it all.

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allthegothihopgirls · 2 days

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"justice league doesn't know batman has kids" and by some freak incident, they end up meeting them all at once, after never having one single sneaking suspicion of batman being a family guy.

you've got every batkid + justice league member in the same room, and bruce tries for a total of 6 seconds to diffuse the situation before giving up.

there's bats left right and centre making completely false claims about how their family came to be, just to stir shit. also purposely trying to ruin batman's 'stoic and mean' reputation as best as they can.

jason and steph are telling everyone that they're all bio kids, and bruce does try and correct that one (some of those kids don't even belong to him in a non-bio way!!) but not before tim pipes up and goes 'well actually it depends what you count as biological, he grew me in a lab'.

dick's taking full advantage of the JL's perception of batman being oh so impressionable in the moment, and is telling stories of his childhood + batman raising his younger siblings, making him out to be the softest guy to ever exist (completely on purpose). cass is nodding along next to him, and making sure whenever she adds a comment that she uses the word 'dad' instead of batman just for the extra domestic flare.

babs and jason are explaining how they all consider themselves bats, in a way that would make anyone believe that they're in a cult. bruce is standing amidst it all, an immovable object, with dick's arm on his shoulder, and damian huddled into his side (ALL for dramatic flare. they need the JL to know that he's. just a guy with kids).

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vodrae · 4 months

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Jason: Dick is so much written by a woman.

Stephanie: Totally.

Dick, the handsome man in touch with his emotions, not afraid to cry, being harrassed because of his butt and overall body, lately known for parenting children this being one of his big trait of personality, SA victim and loves to talk but has too much wrath bottled up: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN ???

#batman #batfamily #batfam #dc comics #dick grayson #jason todd #stephanie brown #dc #dcu #Nightwing #red hood #dc spoiler #batgirl #batbros #batboys #batsis #batsiblings #batkids #robin #dc robin

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danidoodels · 1 month

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Hai!! I just started this account to post my silly batfam doodles

#batfamily #dc fanart #stephanie brown #batfam #dc spoiler #spoiler

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frappegoddess · 1 month

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I originally said this in a reblog but, picture this

Bruce Wayne gets invited by BuzzFeed to read thirst tweets. They are all from his Justice League coworkers.

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Bruce, in a completely monotonous voice: @Superman says: I wanna suck Bruce Wayne's soul out through his dick and spit it back in his face.

Bruce, with a completely straight face: Poetic

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Cue the batkids watching this video after its been uploaded and gone viral on Twitter: Remember when Uncle Supes wrote that tweet about you when he was stoned off his ass??

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Said video was further used as blackmail by Tim, Jason and Steph. Duke couldn't look him in the eye for a week straight. Damian is yet to understand why the kids at school keep making jokes about his dad.

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The Justice League will never live it down

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paddysol · 21 days

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they're singing dancing queen by abba <33

#paddy.art #batman #duke thomas #stephanie brown #spoiler #batgirl #signal dc #batfamily #dc #dc spoiler

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brucewaynehater101 · 2 months

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AU for Bats and the JL

When Duke joins the brigade, the Bats are ecstatic to introduce him to the JL. Why? None of the JL actually believe that the Bats are non-meta humans. Are they supposed to believe that Batman can do all that he can because he trains really hard?

The JL is so convinced that the Bats are lying about not having powers that they've included it in New Member initiation. It's considered "rude" and "mean" to call out Bats on their very obvious power usage. In fact, guessing Bat powers is half the fun! They gather all of the non-Bat members to have potluck discussions about it.

Obviously, the Bats are well aware of these meetings. They have their own gatherings where they laugh at the suggestions or come up with strategies to fuck with the JL.

For Bruce, the JL is convinced that the man has control over shadows as well as increased mental compacities. Bruce is way too skilled in disappearing in a room full of people with enhanced senses. Also, he knows facts about almost every subject.

For Dick, that man should not be able to move like he does. He either doesn't have bones or has increased elasticity. Dick's favorite JL memory is crawling down the Watchtower halls with his joints in weird places. Green Arrow's scream is forever recorded and backed up into five different servers.

At first, the JL thought Jason had emotional manipulation capabilities. The hope, courage, and passion he inspired could not have been naturally occurring. Then, after he re-emerged as the Red Hood, obviously his powers are resurrection -_-

Tim? Kid's a cryptic ancient creature. The creepy kid will stare at you without blinking throughout a two hour meeting. Stay away from him and don't piss him off.

Steph nearly laughed herself into a coma when someone tried to convince Hal that Spoiler gets her power from the color purple. Her switching to Robin's costume caused a riot and the JL members frantically scheduled an emergency non-Bat meeting. Should they intervene with Bruce forcing her to wear a costume without aid to her powers? The few months she was Robin were tense for the members.

Damian has an ability to understand martial arts on an unparalleled level. What other non-meta ten year old can utilize a sword so effectively?

Cass is an entity. They don't know what she is, but they fear her all the same.

Barbara is all-knowing. Her ability to collect information and navigate technology can not be naturally occurring.

Now, the JL is faced with the first Bat to admit he has powers. Does that mean none of the others have powers? Is Signal's just too obvious to deny?

#dc comics #dc universe #dc robin #batman #tim drake #bruce wayne #damian wayne #jason todd #dick grayson #cass wayne #barbara gordon #duke thomas #dc red robin #dc red hood #dc spoiler #dc signal #dc nightwing #steph brown

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jaymidknight · 1 month

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Happy Birthday to my favorite Wingding King My Art Link || Instagram || Twitter

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beeqisch · 4 months

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steph doodle

#i love colours actually theyre so fun #i was drawing and decided to take a break by drawing #dc plz give me curly hair steph plz plz plz plz #stephanie brown #spoiler #dc spoiler #batgirl #steph brown #batman #dc #dc comics #art #my art

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spicy-apple-pie · 7 months

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This is how TikTok got banned during patrol

#batman #dc batman #batman comics #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #bruce wayne #spoiler #dc spoiler #stephanie brown #bruce wayne is a good dad #tiktok #art #fan comic #clip studio paint

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razorsystem · 2 months

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dick braiding steph’s hair for sibling bonding purposes

(please dont tag as ship art, thank you <3 )

#theyre siblings your honor #digital art #fanart #dc fanart #dc #dcu #dc comics #dick grayson #stephanie brown #dick grayson fanart #stephanie brown fanart #nightwing #spoiler #dc spoiler #nightwing fanart #dc spoiler fanart #spoiler fanart #batfam #batfamily

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vodrae · 7 months

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Damian Wayne : *Watching national geographic. Global warming hurts animals.*

"Mhhh."

*Runs to Tim's room*

"Luthor said you won't find a clean and sustainable power source in your life."

*Slams doors. Leaves.*

Timothy Jackson Drake : "THAT BITCH." *Angry tools noises coming from the garage for 5 minutes* "Take that bald motherfucker !"

Stephanie : "It's been 5 years and I'm still not sure if i'm scared or impressed by you all."

Damian : "Penguins won't fall anymore."

#batman #batfamily #batfam #batman headcanon #dc comics #damian wayne #dc robin #robin #stephanie brown #dc spoiler #tim drake #red robin #lex luthor #batkids #batfamily shenanigans

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ev-arrested · 4 months

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It’s literally so embarrassing to have a crush on a Robin. Imagine being in the DC universe and crushing on the least datable mother fuckers known to man.

I’m not saying they’re not hot or charming or don’t have qualities that make them stupid gorgeous and attractive, but everyone, and I mean everyone, should know by now that dating a Robin is the worst thing that you could possibly do to yourself. By a mile.

Dating Dick Grayson seems like actual hell. I don’t even think I need to elaborate because there are just too many reasons. I say this as a Dick Grayson enjoyer.

Good luck with certified rizzless Jason Todd. Asexual headcanon or no asexual headcanon, if you flirt with him, bro is NOT noticing. Have fun in pining purgatory.

Dating Tim Drake for his personality is already not worth it?? But then there’s the fact that this mfer will STILL cheat lmao (get it together, Cullen)

Stephanie.

Being a young hero and having a crush on Damian Wayne is actually just something you take to the grave. You don’t tell anyone that, Jon.

Don’t come for me—I love all these characters—but anyone in the DCU still crushing on these bastards is getting NO sympathy from me actually

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ambriel-angstwitch · 1 month

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Jason: Rules are made to be broken.

Bruce: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Stephanie: Uh, piñatas.

Duke: Glow sticks.

Tim: Karate boards.

Dick: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Damian: Rules.

Bruce:

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